What even happens in this country?

sheep shagging

oh y'know, stuff

>>69595913
Rugby

its the canada of australia

>>69596048
The hobbits go to isengard

poo and pee

>>69595913
It's just one big joke, Nz doesn't actually exist.

Kazakhstan saw through our lies

Is new zeland the perfect country for reclusive loner like me?

>>69596202
no we're normie as fuck
Maybe in an isolated town your autism could flourish

>>69595913
i don't really know if New Zeland actually exists tbqbhwymvgfm

>>69596289
it doesn't

It's not a real place, stop asking

it looks like its gonna disappear in any moment
yisus looks so tiny, i wouldnt live in an island, too afraid of tsunamis and being flooded

It's like Australia except everyone is a beta male.

Very cozy place.

My life goal is to move to Palmerston North and learn how to haka. whakawhetai koe

>>69598052
>being flooded
islands float you dummy

>water level rises
>islands rise with it
do you think boats sink when the water goes up?

Pretty much a non country
>see: seventh state

>>69595913
much stronger ground harnesses because they have the occasional ceilingquake that tries to shake those puppies loose.

We're pretty full that's all I know

>>69598197

full of gooks, that is

>>69595913

Lord of the Rings

>>69596235
your capital is the size of my town and my town doesnt even get a dot on the map
LOL

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>>69596025

>>69598076
Palmerston is not great at all, move down south like me

>>69598072
Finland is like Sweden except everyone is a beta male

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Lorries that look like they've been photographed in Sweden if you don't pay attention to some decisive details.

But anon, that's Japan.