/brit/

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is God real

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>>69593950

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

getting really sad about cancer lad

think we should make him some sort of a /brit/ tribute

This old Polish security guard has been chatting up these poor girls for like 4 hours now

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I'm done.

literally drew every pixel in this from scratch

please respond

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*looks at the sundial*
*nods approvingly like pic related*

it's time, lads

*kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca*

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anime

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has anyone been to the moon apart from those americans that time

what if it was fake?

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>>69593950
Yes and He is always with you

>>69593933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n8TuSVmOrw

>>69593963
dedicate this to our brother cancerlad

very good work btw

http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1482418362347.webm

The day Reubenberg fell

I need some genuine advice.

I'm an American woman and I'm just tired of the guys, here. I'm in love with the British, particularly England. I love Gordon Ramsay, british dark comedy like Black Books and Doctor Who, biscuits, (cookies) shepherd's pie, Karl Pilkington, The Office (UK), and the English culture and sentiment.

You're all just sort of cold, detached, yet intellectual, brooding, thoughtful, innovative, and introspective. American guys just all seem to be idiotic and easily pleased as evidenced by their more joyful behaviour. (spelt it right) You guys actually have enough neurons to comprehend dry humour, as well. And probably the biggest plus are the accents, oh my god. Americans sound retarded and dopey compared to Brits. Not only that, but the average American boy is just idiotic. You all sound so posh, educated, high class, and the ones that don't are interesting and unique. So, my end game is this:

I want to move to England to work, after I graduate high school (I'm a senior and 18, don't ban), and find an English boyfriend. How hard is it for an American to find work overseas? Do Brits like American girls? Please, it's my dream to date an intellectual, white british boy and drink tea, go to pubs and hang out with the "lads" while listening to The Smiths and watching reruns of Harry Potter and Peep Show.

Now, the thing is, I don't know where in England to move to, or how hard it is to find a job there. Where do I even start?

>>69593984
>not 4'33"

plebmaster

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I think I have a phobia about going bald

Is it true you inherit baldness from your mothers father?

I hope so because my grandad still has thick brown hair

But my dad went bald in his 20's

I have hair much more like my grandads though.....

>>69593963
Neck isn't fat enough

>>69593963
Looks like one of those shitty filters that turn your photo into an oil painting

>>69593987
>Donald Trump is anti-Jewish
best meme

>>69593963
Its wonderful

i agree with >>69593985

should've been a pilot lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEe3xfWfkG8

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>>69594006
mothers dad will confirm whether you go bald or not
your dad's side is how you go bald

>>69593987
THIS IS HOW CRAVEN WOULDVE WANTED IT

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>you will die in your lifetime
>the nightmare will finally end

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>>69593963
this is a art

>>69594006
Both of my granddads had full heads of hair well into old age but my dad and my mum's brothers are all bald

what was meant by this

>>69594025
Wait what

>>69594000
>Hello, my name is Stacy-sama. I'm a 14-year-old Anglophile (Britboo for you Yanks).

>>69594006
no. it's from both sides.

check your bathroom floor. If there's hairs all over the place, chances are that you're balding.

Ultimate test: Run your hands through your hair, semi-vigorously. If you have hairs on your hands afterwards, you're thinning.

>>69593973
why did birb fall down??

i want to start going to mass again lads

Have not drank alcohol since December 17

>>69593963
very good

offences commited since christmas eve:

>possession of a class a drug
>possession of a class a drug with intent to supply
>possession of a class b drug
>possession of a class b drug with intent to supply
>driving while unfit through drugs
>driving while unfit through alcohol
>soliciting prostitution
>driving without a valid MOT
>exceeding 90mph in a 30 zone

>>69594000
Its straightforward if you have ancestry and/or good qualifications.

House prices here are a 'mare the closer you get to London, which is where most of the jobs are.

Try Nottingham, it might suit you.

>>69593985
>t.cancerlad

Hate to admit it lads but Asian girls really do make the best partners. They're so cute and cuddly and sweet and feminine.

who's cancer lad?

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imagine being good looking

>>69594070
Good post

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>>69593985
thank you, I shall dedicate it to cancerlad

>>69594012
good eye, I'll update that

>>69594016
Thanks ... here's the detail map of his face - no filters whatsoever

>>69594006
genetics aren't as straight forward as that, there's recessive genes and things skip generations etc. etc. etc. but yeah, it's not a bad place to look.

>>69594072
piss off you disgusting cretin i'm not him

>>69594055
birb sleepy

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>>69594000
This is me to a T but with the genders reversed haha

>>69593963
nice one richard

>>69594076
agree'd

severe ocd and anxiety that I might be going schizophrenic lads. I have to ask my mom if anything unusual I end up hearing or seeing if she heard or saw also and so far it's been yes but im etill scared. don't wanna spend the rest of my life in a ward if it's true im schizo

>>69594061
>90 in a 30
Dublin the limit is an instant ban
You should be in prison

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>>69594082
Rate me (backwards cap)

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>>69594088
>Layer 54

>>69594082
>wide nostrils
>weak chin
>receded hairline
>unsatisfactory lips
yeah imagine

>>69594117
i;ve been taking drugs literally all night and i stared at this psot for abotu 30 seconds wondering what the fuck ireland had to do with anythign before i got it

>>69594125
You seem to have Negroid features. 6.5/10

>>69594054
That's not true

Literally everyone will have at least one hair if they rib vigorously

>>69594130
ah yes because you are anything near as good

France Gall? Why yes, I'm a fan

as someone who is extraordinarily ugly it brings tears to my eyes to imagine all of the things i am missing out on because of my bad genetics

>>69594117
>>69594147
great posts

bitch i'm a monster no good blood sucker

>>69594154
Didnt ask you yank twat

>>69594157
>Literally everyone will have at least one hair if they rib vigorously
Yeah, no.

Get on some minoxidil if that's happening to you.

>>69593938

*bows his head in respect*

mr thailad

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>bitch i'm a monster no good blood sucker

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>>69594193

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>>69594171
I've had people straight up call me ugly and have also have girls straight up call me hot

hmmmm

>>69594171
same haha

worst is that I actually look decent in a mirror, yet painfully disgusting in real life

>>69594201
what hz monitors do you have

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THAIRAD! YOU GO SEE A RADYBOY AGAIN?

>>69594187
Also, your earlobes seem to be attached, which further points to non-White ancestry.

>>69593955
he should become memefied and a part of the lexicon of /brit/

why are rap lyrics almost always incredibly fedorable?

>>69594201
always liked tthis pic

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Hmmmmmm

>>69594000
date me for a few weeks before you go to england just to make sure that we're not soul mates

>>69594214
60

>>69594125
You look like an albino black man

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Hey Thailad, do you know the best way to get from Bangkok to Chiang Mai?

I wanted to go by train but first class of the new cars (No. 9) and the second most recent are booked.

Is it still worth taking second class without locking rooms or should I just fly?

>>69594125
cute
i'm a girl and I would date you
7/10

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>this is a 10/10 in burgerland

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>>69594246

>>69594240
roman here

amadeus amadeus

>>69594229
Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at?
Oh, them niggaz actin up?!? Where the wolves at?
You better BUST THAT if you gon pull that

think I've managed to shift most of the weight I picked up over christmas

probably only take another week to get back to normal

bought some viagfra and cialis from lloyds online pharmacy (fully legit) and i had to have a "doctor" email me after filling otu a form because appartaently you need a prescirpttion but they just give it you right there and then and allow you to orderr it. anyone here taken it? does it just make your dick hard or you still haave toot try? getting properly coked up is the only time im confident enough ti shag prossies and you know the ol' togder aisnt playing ball probly cause of the drugsf but viaafra sorts it apareltnty

>>69594240
Roman
>>69594257
Yeah just fly.

>>69594211
that's because the brain will fool itself when looking in a mirror in order to protect the ego and perpetuate the reality it has created

seeing yourself on videotape is as close as you can get to objectively viewing yourself

>>69594245
I don't know.

I've had nothing but low-IQ experiences with American guys. I have a crush on a couple British guys in some of the discords I'm in, but I don't know how to get my feelings across.

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>>69594217

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HOW LOW CAN IT GO

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>why are rap lyrics almost always incredibly fedorable?

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you>me

was speaking to a qt britaboo yank girl on omegle and my laptop cut out randomly

god fucking hates me

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>>69594270
we don't have it much better

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the man behind MTV

Need to load up on some oxycodone my drug stash is dwindling

>>69594299
good post

moving to Brentford 2bh

god it feels good to be 6'5"

every time I walk by a short man I like to stare him down until he cocks his head down

it brings me great joy

>>69594285
height and weight? 5 foot 11 10 stone 4 lbs here. at this weight you'd think i;d be a skelly but i got decent tone

>>69594332
literally me

gettin pages outta new jersey, from courtney b
tellin me about a party up in nyc
can i make it? damn right
i'll be on the next flight
payin cash, first class
sittin next to vannah white

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there must be ameriboo british girls out there, right? right?

>>69594285
>shifting weight
not sure if you're on about slimming down or selling drugs

>>69594326
DUDE DRUGS LMAO

>>69594319
my god

he looks like pure evil

>>69594051
is there a full copypasta of this?

>>69594352
not for you DORK

69594298
>october
>before trump's win crashed the burgerbuck
ah yes

>>69594352
that would be pretty cool not gonna lie

w-would love that

>>69594352
yh but only for so-called "chads"

>>69594352
American accents on woman are sexy to me

>>69594358
Welcome to early morning /brit/

>>69594337
5'9 and 10st 7

i really fucked up

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>>69594400
ahh, that takes me back

Damn it feels good to be a Taylor

To rock camo shirts, chuck tees, and rock taylors

Women coming in all flavours

I just started lifting, you better watch your backs because in a few months I'm going to fly over and smash you fucking wimps

>>69594386
You must be fucking joking. Have you ever heard Miley Cyrus talk?

I hate being American, especially when someone brings up our god awful comedy. My friends were talking about The Office the other day and it made my fucking blood boil.

I showed them a proper comedy like Brass Eye, and they didn't laugh, not even ONCE. I just don't think Americans have the brainpower to pick up on the nuances of British wit and satire. It makes me so sad, to think that I worse born in the wrong part of the world. I could be living a normal fucking life with normal, intellectual people. Instead, I'm stuck in this dumpy hellhole.

Fucking kill me. I wish I was British.

now life is one big party when you're still young
but who's gonna have your back when it's all done

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i really wanna post my dick but i cant be arsed to get banned. i'm the guy with the huge cock next to the keyboard. gives me a smug sense of self satisfaction that i've posted my cock on the itnernet several times and have people stare in amazement

thinking about going a cheeky 'cide lads

>>69594421
Working class women sound horrid

>>69594428
mummy

>>69594314
literally who?

>>69594427
You get guns though

>>69594441
did you post the words "an ol' 'cide" yesterday in relation to the 12 year old who killed herself?

>>69594435
My dick is better

>>69594435
imgur link

>>69594270
This is 10/10 anywhere tbf lad

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Leafs won tonight buds

>>69594435
i've posted min mine b4 and wasn't banned

>>69594441
>lads
Did the British give you permission to use this word?

No, they didn't. Now fuck off and stop making us look bad. Holy fuck. This is why everyone hates Americans. We sound so goddamn cringey and they'll never take us seriously.

>>69594125
>posting pictures of dead people for people to rate their attractiveness

Kinda weird, widsorlad

>>69594465
no i didn't and if i recall correctly it was a leaf who made that post

>every time ive been banned its been on my static IP
ah yes, janny must be a phoneposter himself if he just LOVES THEM SO MUCH.

Phoneposting as to avoid hotpockets
*does the airplane mode*

rubbing my unclit

>>69594450
it was a thread on /tv/ a few years ago where some tranny had gone to a nhs place for a test that's normally only done for actual women or something

can't find the video but it was rather amusing

>>69594352
Only for black ones sorry :/

>>69594372
The dollar barely fell after the election, it always falls during elections years and precious metals go up. You can't blame that on Trump. I'm not even a Trump supporter.

Walking through a city on an early weekend morning is so surreal

Ball are heavy, knees weak moms spaghetti

Theres spaghetti on his balls already

Moms spaghetti

>>69594509
get home safe x

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>>69594491
no it wasn;t it was a yank. as your british master i ORDER you to go and find that post and report back here to prove i'm right you filthy colonial dog

really liking this new genre called drum and bass which just made it to canada

>>69594487

This guy gets it
Americans have your own shit you can say probably

>>69594521
haha yeah i saw that video as well my fellow youtuber

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@drawlad, any new pictures? hehe xx

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didn't die in my sleep

and hurt part of my back to add to my joy

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>yank politics

going to bed hoping that the hearts of that qt girl who likes british guys in here and my heart connect spiritually tonight and we meet each other in our dreams and open up a spiritual portal through which we can communicate and find each other by leaving each other a series of dream clues

Deja vu

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Me

local dope dealer says he knows some dood who smuggles shooties in the uk

>>69594539
why are his eyes cumming?

>>69594539
just
>>69593963

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why do people bully canadians when a lot of them like the monarchy and look to the commonwealth to give them a sense of a unique identity compared to their neighbours ot the south? i love canada and canadians

I'm starting to become obsessed with British girls

There's one (1) I've seen at my university and of course she's a lesbian

also she kind of looks like this >>69594314

just wake my shit up inside

>>69594537
WEWTUBE

>>69594535
Sorry, we're not all desperate try-hards like that buffoon. I personally don't use lad unless I'm prompted to, just so you know.

Again, sorry.

>>69594487
Fuck off lad

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>yank politics

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got work later on today

>>69594562
i think those are tears of joy

I really need a shag but I'm worried my willy won't work due to a combination of performance anxiety and too much porn and wanking

>>69594566
>>69594582
Good toads

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>only get 3 hours of sleep
>function completely fine but still feel slightly tired all day

rooooo

>>69594562
it means hes happy

>>69594563
are kev is getting dry, hope you have more ideas.

girlfriend has got an ex girlfriend lads

wonder why she decided to date blokes again haha

feeling really upset

>>69594553
if dubs this will happen.
>>69594566
All commonwealth bros are spot on if you ask me.

>>69594567
sounds like you need to watch more babestation

>>69594604
whats happened?

>>69594604
what's wrong? x

>>69594598
Tell us what happened lad

recommend me some absolutely degenerate (legal) pornography. been doin the ol' 'caine wank for about an hour now and i'm flagging

>>69594604
how come? xx

>>69594372
The fuck lad?

Trump barely crashed the dollar. It's know at the same level as pre election.

Same cannot be said about brexit. Pound is still far lower than it was pre exit. you guys fucked yourselves over hard financially

>>69594622
in greggs

>>69594607
if dubs it will happen to ME

>>69594567
I'll trade you a British girl for a yank qt

>>69594573
I'll text the queen see if she can get yous a pardon mate.

>>69594623
pregnant interracial

>>69594566
We need to repeal the australia, canada and new zealand acts
British Empire 2.0

>>69594623
if you are already breaking the law by taking illegal drugs then why do you care if it is illegal porn?

>>69594566
they're wanks desperate for british approval

gay ass cunts

http://www.strawpoll.me/12048435

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>>69594582
>tfw called in sick and said I won't be in all next week

>>69594673
police don't really care if you're taking recreational drugs
however gchq does care if you're looking at kiddie porn

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>value of pound falls after brexit
>it's STILL worth more than a burgerbuck

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>>69594678
Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?

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>>69594566
the real Canadian flag

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>>69594644
>OMG you're British?! I am like *obsessed* with British stuff
>Yeah I must have read the Harry Potter books like a million tmes

>>69594634
unlucky my man
>>69594644
we need to get africa in on this then it'd be like old times with the triangle

>>69594673
what kind of absolutely retarded kind of post is this

>>69594706
give now

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Ah yes the doomsday brexit market crash

doing a deep lonely sad feel

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>>69594644
deal

>>69594566
probably because cucknadians are the least british of all the commonwealth

>>69594706
Yank girls must be the only time my autistic knowledge of Harry Potter is useful
you lot really eat that shit up

>>69594660
Weak shit if she aint got aspergers and the baby isn't her Dads

>>69594729
ah yeah less british than indians and africans

raheem

Thought id treat meself to a nice morning snack ) im gonna have a chocolate pasty with some chicken wings and a bottle of coke xx

i make anti irish posts all the time but i think i'd defend ireland if they got invaded in some insane scenario. millions of irish catholics fought for the british empire tbf

>>69594728
thought this was a pasty at first glance

>>69594702
the new flag makes me sad, the old one was TOP.

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>trump will actually build a wall

Madman.

Hope its a proper massive wall though and not several tiny walls all over the place

How will they deal with mexicans with grappling hooks?

It all seems like a Looney tunes sketkch this has to be an alternate reality

Business idea: immigration for attractive women only

>>69594673
Only break one law at a time. That's the first rule of the game mang

>>69594712
he raises a good point

the lad he's replying to clearly has no respect for law and order or he wouldnt be possessing and using cocaine

>the UK is the fastest growing G7 economy, more than America, Germany and France
That damn breggzit!!!

>>69594752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0gqn2F_Uu4

>>69594677
knew an insomniac lad that used to regularly go periods of up to a week and a half without sleep

he said he felt most awake after being awake for 3 days

1-6 try sleep

7-0 stay up a bit longer

dubs wank

trips wank and icecream

>>69594729
>be american
>drag another country down to your level and then shit on them for trying to escape
>get shot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqqEJgrhEX4

>>69594750
They said it can't be physically stone/brick so it has to be a fence

>>69594777
Excellent

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>>69594777

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>>69594706
>Be from anywhere other than posh shit south
>No that's not a British accent, British accents are like Harry Potter and BBC

just woke uo, i was so high on weed yesterday that i went to sleep at 9pm

>>69594750
There are mountain ranges and private property to go through. I don't see how it's even feasible.

>>69594740
Well stop making them. Every time I see an anti Irish post my heart beat goes up and so does my blood pressure. I think every anti Irish post wipes a few hours off my life.

I might volunteer to defend the UK, 25% of you have an Irish grandparent anyway but it'd depend on the circumstances of the war...

>>69594800
bruh

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>>69594623
i'll be having one of those later on

>>69594762
i voted against brexit but the vindictive attitude of the EU towards a democratic vote and threats they've made me really wish i'd voted for it tbqh.

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ay papi

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>>69594736
you'd be surprised. have you ever been? if you don't consider us british I don't think you would consider canada british, despite muh unappointed head of state

>>69594750
he's not actually building a wall

as I've said for ages, it's just a hypothetical wall that refers to changing americans attitudes towards immigration, all while acting as a thing for them to rally behind

>>69594777
What flavour ice cream pal?

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off to go get that ice cream lads

>>69594777
>>69594777
wew

>>69594807
this post is ironic right

>>69594817
>americans wanting to move to canada because it isn't america makes canada not british

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>>69594817
>muh meme minister

At it's core Canada is still very British.

>>69594724
You can have this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV60wRb6mFk

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my ex looks just like pic related it's scary how similar they are

>>69594846
what

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>>69594832
this one

>>69594817
indians are just pakis under a different flag
canadians at least speak english if nothing else
>>69594797
>tfw have a nice british accent and not a shite northern one
>>69594777
go mental mate

>>69594833
enjoy it m8. if i get dubs i'll have that wank for you

>>69594862
maybe deep down at its core, but that has nothing to do with the average canadian being essentially american

>>69594833
done with the wank already?

so when you're near me
darling can't you hear me
SOS

>>69594797
I have that accent
Its not unique to there
Upper classes around the country have that accent, a lot concetrated in a specific area of yorkshire as well

>>69594884
phwoar, tuck in lad

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>>69594862

>>69594891
having the wank for desert

>>69594876
that's what most of that image is

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rate the collection

>>69594884
can I have some? :3

>>69594873
your fault for going out with a fat bitch

>>69594905
NI is the funniest

>>69594898
THAILAND CONFIRMED FOR BRITISH

>>69594909
only if i can spoon feed you it :3

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>>69594862
Sometimes we get Mounties where I live replacing these guys for a day

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>>69594905

How do I get a U.K. Garage gf?

>>69594898
>gumdrop hats
hmmm yes

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goat flavour

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>>69594872
very good choice

take your pick of these sluts

>>69594884
that's trips quality ice cream there.

>>69594887
But that's literally how it's ALWAYS been.

We are the same fucking people. We never "copy" you. We are just the same people and evolved alongside each other as one.

99 decision street
99 ministers mee
to worry, worry, super scurry
call the troops up in a hurry

>>69594862
>knock off redcoats with bear skins
embarrassing desu

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just bought this

>Trudeau will NOT be attending Trump's inauguration

Loving every laugh

>>69594959
bit gay ngl

>>69594959
pics xx

>>69594963
commies not allowed

>>69594954
They are redcoats

You literally have the commonwealth WW1 uniform instead

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>>69594905

>>69594885
>indians are just pakis under a different flag

Don't know about you but I MUCH much much prefer Indians

I actually have a little respect for them being old school colonies, Paki's are just cunts

>>69594963
Trump's inauguration will be purposely fucked with

They're getting some black woman to do a pro-black song
She'll probably stop halfway through and give some anti-Trump speech to which everyone will cheer

>>69594947
if anything the memes flow from north to south moreso than the other way around

>>69594947
no one ever said you copy us. my point is that if we are the same fucking people then why do you brag about muh british heritage when the average canadian has no sense of british culture

>this leaf constantly yapping 'w-we're really BRITISH!'

fucking do one already you insufferable little shite

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>>69594887
>canadian being essentially american
It's always yanks or Ku*b*cers who say so I don't put much stock into their opinions but thanks for telling me about my country.

>>69594894
>Yorkshire isn't posh shit south
nice meme
>>69594905
Tweet them at Wendy's
>>69594941
Bottom right is the good one

>>69594992
Spectacular post

>>69594997
Literally everyone in the entire world knows Canadians are essentially yanks

It's the same with the kiwis and us

>>69594987
the more they fuck with him the higher the chance he'll be reelected

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>Trump gets assassinated during his inauguration
>Mike Pence takes over
>Executive Order passed, a million Americans get put into mandatory shock treatment for being gay, and a million funerals are held for aborted children

>>69595011
Nah Aussies are yanks more than us

To the window

>>69594997
also torontonians and hongcouverites

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>>69594997
fortunately we have a map

>>69594817
Americans are just jealous because they're the turd of north America.

>>69594992
Agreed with you up until
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""shite"""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Please stop buddy.

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>>69594990
>>69594992
Because we are just mad that the Liberals have purposely nearly 100% destroyed British Heritage in this country.

We have to act obnoxiously passionate about it otherwise it will fade away

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What's his endgame?

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>>69594941
I'll take a yank tomboy gf

aussies are literally THE most british colonials. they even say shit like bloody

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>Nah Aussies are yanks more than us

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that's it

leafs are acting up again

>>69594963
its going to be such a mess
if I were him I'd steer clear regardless just to not get involved.

>>69595047
the death of western civilisation

>>69595034
Maritimes is predominately from Ireland though...

There's nothing sadder than """british"""-canadians begging the UK for acceptance

>>69594992
canada is cute, link related
http://i.imgur.com/ikduRu1.gifv

rah

almost heaven, west virginia

> no qt bow legged, buck toothed yank gf

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>>69595034
>The apparent "oil yanks" are the most supportive of the Crown

yeah okay keep believing that map is in anyway accurate

>>69595049
These girls are usually bigger sluts than the girls that the other anon posted.

Trust me, I've been apart of the groups that these girls wade around in, and they're fucking horrible in reality. Not uncommonly drug users with daddy problems.

Tell me about the Scottish renaissance lads

>>69595087
virus do not click

>>69595034
ah yes, nova scotian people are vastly different from someone from saskatchewan
reckon this is a canadian on a proxy because I've only ever seen leafs post this retarded image

Mummy forgot to get the ice-cream from the store :’(

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>>69595075
And nobody takes your opinion seriously Demarcus

>>69595070
irish are basically anglos

>>69595050
Same country, different climate.