/sino/ - China/Chinese thread

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Herro

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>>69593912
This gets me thinking. You know what /sino/ needs? A queen like all the other generals. /fr/ has Bouchard, /cum/ has Swift, /tr/ has Anzu, /brit/ has Cara, /mammi/ has Korpi, /ex-yu/ has that black girl, etc. etc.

/sino/ needs monarchy to protect herself.

I nominate 古力娜扎 as our queen.

What is there to even talk about in a China general? They produce no relevant popular culture and there are like five Taiwanese posters on this board

>>69594149
Meh a few natives and a few people with interest is all it takes.

>>69594148
I will only accept a Taiwanese queen

I wish a million Chinese would come across and build high-speed rail for us.

Give 100B to the chinks and connect all the major capitals in Australia and main provincial cities.

Maybe another 100B to replace the metro system in each city with Chinese metros too

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>>69594551
Just looked up what Taiwanese people look like, yeah that's not going to work.

大家好. 我没有朋友.

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Daily reminder.

>>69594851
我也没有

maybe in 10 years ill be good enough to write a proper response

>>69593894
hoho

>>69594851
有就唔會留喺度啦

>>69595591
lol i know that feel

I left my Blue Ocean Strategy book on the high speed maglev train and now it's gone forever :(

>2017年
>还有兴趣学习华文
为何???

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I don't want a girlfriend. Having a girlfriend would imply reciprocation of mutual feelings of love.

I want a fucktoy slave pussy to pound whenever I want and to discard whenever I get tired of it.

I also want property rights for it so that no one else but me can use the pussy.

>>69595885
>obviously never had anyone to love in their life
It's okay though. Love comes like a bullet and hits you where you least expect it. You learn to love love. It comes for us all at one point or another.

unless you're like, really socially awkward and rather pathetic.

But hey.

>>69595885
That's easy.
I met an 18yo who was tired of her family suppressing her. She quickly lost her virginity and started advertising herself online to older men (including me) to be a fuck toy

She just wanted to feel close to power

>>69596016
You still wind up competing with other men to use the cumdumpster.
>>69595916
Ok, you are right. There is a girl that I love. But it is complicated. I don't want to give too much information about her on the 4chan because I just don't trust you anons.

One of you subtle and shrewd (城府) fcks might go on a campaign to try and cuck me if you found out just how beautiful, innocent, and pure she is.

>>69596016
>Australian thinks he has power
Don't make me laugh. Oops, too late.

>>69596119
Late reply but

Are you having trouble getting to this girl? I could recommend mutual problem solving, which is almost always effective.

From what I've seen, most "Innocent, pure girls" always have some, while not dark, maybe sad, or unexplainable problem. It's good to try and find this problem, if you may think she has one, and help her with it. Maybe you'll find something in yourself that you didn't know, too. Actually, I can guarantee you will, if this situation is the case.

If it isn't, I don't want to get too pushy and ask for the situation, so I guess it'll just have to be left up to you. I do wish you good luck, anon.

>>69596119
thanks for the new word bro
added to anki ;)

>>69594148
>queen of [board]/[general]
Worst meme

why is Taiwanese such weeaboos?

All the girls that give me rub n' tugs are from China

我困了
你们把这个帖子让活下去
maybe the second sentence doesn't make sense
but I sleep

>>69595747
这不是香港,请说普通话,谢谢

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>>69594851
>没有女朋友的感觉

>>69594148
If you post more pics of her, I may consider her as my Queen. I'd also consider the girl in the OP.

>>69594586
You're already selling your continent to the Chinese, the least they could do is build you infrastructure

>>69595846
明明是为了可爱的女孩

>>69593894
哈喽,哥们儿。

>>69595747
>香港鬼话
这里是中华人民共和国,同志 ;)

>>69595846
嘻嘻嘻嘻嘻

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我的外服

Desperate for sex with a Chinese girl.
Been a week since Ive had any.

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Why wont you stand up to your goverment?

>>69600296
dude do you ever know how ugly your waifu is after remove make-up

>>69600785
>Why won't you stand up to your local cartel

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American Obsession

>>69600791
嘘

在下叩见众卿,不知诸位安否?

>>69599682
>>69600199
>2017年
>仲寫殘體字
>仲舔緊共產黨袋底

>>69596119
>>69595885
>>69595837

What are you doing in Shanghai friendo

>>69601016
>丙申年
>仍无妾

何以生活?

>>69601396
無妻何來妾?
(大丈夫何患無妻lol)

>>69601509
胡说!丈夫无妻有妾,岂有此理?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0AlWouVI9s

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Hello China.