/brit/

First

face

If dogs could produce a religion it would be islam

Take a look at these hands

So lads
hows life

wtf i hate dogs now!

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>>69589981
SPOOKY
O
O
K
Y

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the so-called alt-right

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>Redditch, England
CANNOT BE INVENTED

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Please stay in the union

Just because Islam has some negative aspects to it, doens't mean we should be prejudiced towards all muslims

>>69589981
it's like you actually want skin cancer

wouldn't mind taking a girl back to my bed and shagging her rotten

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https://youtu.be/GQVeJs-mCFw

Hello everyone

this is

running on empty

Food Review!

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>>69590052
>I fucking hate women

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unreal that a 12 year old girl has more guts than me

>>69590089
did she do a suicide

>>69590052
>King of Carrot Flowers Part 1 (Cover)

HOWLING
is this real

fuck this

i got 8 grand saved up

i'm doing some solo travelling

>>69590105
FOB

>>69590081
fannies have a bad smell

>>69590065
DELET REEEEEEE

>>69590105
then do it m8. just do eastern europe

>>69590128
>responding to a 4 minute old post
eradicate

>>69590140
why eastern europe?

i was thinking SEA for the sex on tap

>>69590105
Go for it, I'm heading to Vietnam with less than that to set up shop and live there for a while at least

>>69590052
>that bottom middle video
fuck's sake

>>69590105
prague

>>69590174
>set up shop

what literally?

>>69590105
How many plane tickets, taxis and hotels can you get with 8 grand?

>>69590105
Why don't you do Interrail near the summer?

It will cost you about £1k for the longer option plus a detour to the Alps

>>69590165
yeah that's good too and cheap. make sure you check out vietnam and cambodia tho

>>69590189
Just a figure of speech, I mean get an apartment, job motorbike and stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKe8HvTVOqs

awwwww :3

>>69590105
I hear thailands nice

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choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3vONDqvayo

>>69590105
get a gixxur fag

gonna set up a shop in vietnam

>>69590214
[epic laughs]

>>69590197
Plane tickets cost way more than any of that
Everything else is cheap as fuck
He could honestly live like a king for several months on 8k in British pounds

>>69590155
now I'm the idiot haha ~|:^)

just realised that people in this country are massively conditioned to be complacent sheep

>>69590219
explain the honk meme

http://i.imgur.com/N1o8l3n.gifv

me

there are chinks all over my shop

T . une

https://youtu.be/NGi61ZxnJ4Q

>>69590247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLR5u_Tw8lA

>>69590251
yeah probs why the tories are so succesful

ah yes lets live in a 3rd world shit hole

king of the castle till you get some severe brain disease and the police beat you down for not paying their daily bribe

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>>69590253
I shan't

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>1/52th of the way through 2017
>still no tights gf

>>69590256
why are doggos so afraid of cats

dumb frogposter

'Member when internet humor and memes didn't need to bully disadvantaged "undesirable" groups of people to be considered funny? I 'member.

>2017
>Not being gay/bi

you're a bunch of straightscum

>>69590290
t. Complacent sheep

>moving to vietnam
what will your ma think when you bring home a chinkey

7 and a half hours at the hospital

Please kill me

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Anyone here believe in ghosts?

>>69590295
>52th

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4KKky02RBM

piggies are so cute!

>>69590334
>brown lady
>not brown

>>69590334
I think someone/something died in my room, I see and feel some weird shit sometimes

My cats see it too

>>69590332
what happened

>>69590330
Happy I can maintain a relationship and give her grandchildren

Need about 170 British pounds pressed against me :3

>>69590332
ah yes the nhs

>>69590351
Mum might have vertigo

>>69590322
always knew you were a bender

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>>69590288
>labour and the tories constantly do things that would make any sane individual never vote for them again
>millions of people STILL vote for them every single election

>>69590355
mate that's a lot of money

>tfw sometimes make amazing songs/remixes in my head but I have no idea how to produce them

shame 2bh

>>69590354
why would vietnamese girls want you

>>69590347
woaaaaah duuuuude

>>69590373
name 3 bad things either party has done in the last 20 years

did you eat roscon today span

>>69590346
Name of the family.house i think

>>69590347
go on...

>>69590384
fortunate son goes perfectly with ghosts n stuff

>>69590347
damn I might not sleep tonight

>>69590363
My dad came home drunk yesterday and had a funny accident

I feel ya

>>69590385
It's not like I can't get girls here, I just hate them after 3-6 months

>>69590413
Did he slip and fall into your anus gay boy

>>69590413
Did he shit himself

want to shag a fatty at some point but I'm scared my 6.5" won't make a dent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI

>>69590415
then why would you go to vietnam of all places unless you've got some 300k starting lined up of which i doubt any exist in vietnam

>>69590423
>>69590425

He fell down the stairs.

He's still in the hospital, he apparently has serious cranial damage

any of you ever visit a foreign country and gf a foreign qt to take back home? tell me the story

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>>69590426
>want to shag a fatty
VERY good lad

>>69590457
cant say i have

>>69590440
Because sex is not my concern, it's escaping my current life path and going for opprotunities I don't have here.

There's no reason for me to stay here right now, why would I? Waste of my life.

I'm in love with Elsa Jean lads

Ffs how did my life get to this point?

>>69590455
You don't seem to care

>>69590457
I visited Wales and acquired a welsh gf a few years ago

she was a good friend

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just want to die lads
make it all end

>>69590436
Dawww ~^.^~

>>69590490
I really don't

He's a bit of a cunt to be honest with you

>>69590482
howling

she's a bland dumb slut beneath those cute blue eyes

what's there to fall in love with apart from her body?

>>69590457
I had a Brazilian girl I met on interpals do an exchange to Canada for a year and we dated, still keep contact with her in Brazil but I don't consider it a relationship

>>69590493
Your life is really not that bad

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wtf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>69590460
you're test levels must be off the charts

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/booknews/10415115/Ghost-stories-There-was-something-about-our-new-home....html

>Matters became worse. One night, the boarded-over fireplace in my room ripped open with a clamour. I wrenched my pillow over my ears, telling myself it must be a trapped bird. In the daylight, I investigated. Behind the fireplace, crammed up the chimney, were Victorian newspapers recording the house’s murder. I couldn’t read them.

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>He fell down the stairs.
>He's still in the hospital, he apparently has serious cranial damage

>>69590493
If a 12 year old can do it, so can you

>>69590510
highly doubt this since quite a lot of jews support arsenal

>>69590503
Edgy

I solo travel because my friends have families and babies or are just too broke to travel.

I didn't travel that much though, so I can't give you much advises, besides the obvious "be outgoing and step out of your comfort zone"
If someone asks me who I'm with or whatever, I either reply with "I was supposed to come with my girlfriend, but we broke up a few weeks ago and thought fuck it, I'm still gonna go".

I also tell people I'm a police officier in my country (which is a lie). I believe this make people less likely to wanna fuck me over, and also brings a feeling of security to other female travellers I meet.

i'll tell you what lads
i could do with a little of cocaine right now desu
i might buy some haha
fucking kill me

>>69590503
Did his brain come out, take pics and upload it to best gore

>>69590521
Ever listen to the Coast to Coast AM ghost specials?

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>>69590510

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>>69590506
She seems really sweet ans kind

>>69590436
cute squeaker desu

>>69590544
My mum and him married again like a week ago and he's already pissed


Nah fuck him

>advises

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america is THE most aesthetic country in the world

>want to pull on a night out
>overwelming urge to get pissed off my rocker and go home at 8am

whats the compromise here?

>>69590560
No...are they a canadian thing?

>>69590586
[Hotline Miami intensifies]

>>69590587
have a wank then post on /brit/ till 6am

>>69590586
only Miami and parts of LA

>>69590493
>tfw my mum has been through a lot in her life and my suicide would shatter her life and kill her, so i can't do it
>sister is moving out so if I move out it'll leave her all alone
>probably gonna end up one of those middle aged men who never moved out

life is just suffering

>>69590589
>brits don't know about C2C AM
wtf

If you couldn't go home for a week, where would you stay?

The island of Great Britain is essentially extremely potent testicles, who masterfully planted it's seed onto the fertile eggs of Canada, Australia, and the United States
God Bless

>>69590567
silly boy

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>>69590618
>>69590604
>y*nks
>human

>>69590631
Maybe my mates house if it was only a week
Otherwise a hotel

>>69590631
your mums fanny, plenty room in there

imagine an attractive girl professes her foot fetish to you and asks you if she can smell and lick your feet after a day of work

might stick some chicken and chips in the oven

@69590650
No flappy hat, no (You)

what the FUCK, normies
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-38529285

>>69590672
Would ask her the same

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WOAH

>>69590634
we are not responsible for the united states or canada for that matter

>>69590672
prefer to get wee wee'd on 2bh

any girls here?

>>69590672
I'd say fuck off

but it's not the same as if a lad does it to a girl, just like it'd be weird if a girl started licking and sucking on a lads nipples or fingering his bum

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>>69589981
No hat, no play, no school today so pack your bags and go away

>>69590672
I'm way to ticklish
I would be trembling all over
Plus I'm gay

DRUNK desu lads haha x

>>69590731
h-h-h-iii

off to sleep

bye lads

>>69590709
Wow, this really and truly causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input as well as really fires up my electric pulse that travels down the axon until it reaches the synapses, where it then causes the release of neurotransmitters. The synapses are extremely close to the dendrites of the target neuron. This allows the neurotransmitters to diffuse across the intervening space and fit into the receptors that are located on the target neuron. This causes some action to take place in that neuron that will either decrease or increase the membrane potential of the neuron. If it increases the membrane potential (makes it more positive, or depolarizes it.) then it is exciting the neuron, and if it decreases the membrane potential (makes it more negative, or hyper-polarizes it.) then it is inhibiting the neuron. If it causes the membrane potential to pass the firing threshold then it will activate an action potential in the target neuron and send it down its axon.

Average day in California, very aesthetic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0iLHGRaYRI

>>69590620
Sorry

>>69590750
same lol x
*gets willy out*

>>69590757
goodnight rafa

>>69590757
Bye. x

>>69590709
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS

hey racists: if it wasn't for us africans then you wouldn't have maths, soap, or aeroplanes

>>69590817
>why yes, I do race bait on a tibetan water colour forum at 2 am

stop killing the mandem

braap

definitive. can you define that?

cannot for the life of me peel back my foreskin

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normies go here

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>>69589981
enjoy your skin cancer

>>69590817
thank you Jamal

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super aesthetic flag

>>69590672
why are feet attractive?

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55ab07ee9ede9&t=74

>>69590858
(of a conclusion or agreement) done or reached decisively and with authority.

Wickenby Heroes

Just for Monday

>>69590872
best post in weeks

>>69590861
alri phimo'

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7th tinnie of the night now

listening to new order lads

>>69590886
What is this, machukuo or China?

>>69590937
HOW DOES IT FEEL

>>69590586
somebody hasnt watched enter the void

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just got dinner lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs

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>>69590983

>>69590983
wish there was a jersey mikes near me
I never realized what I was missing out on

Canadian
Is the C2C done by someone with a yank accent?
yank accents ruin ghost stories

>>69591081
rl mk me thnk

>>69591002
would eat that pussy till the cows came home

>>69591016
This is the first time I've ever gotten it

>>69591052
Yes, it's an American radio show
But it's not really ghost stories, just discussion of paranormal topics
If you can find it online it is worth checking out

>>69590983
NJ MENTIONED

gotten a fair few blowies but I've never so much as tasted a fanny

don't intend to either 2bh

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just got this in the post wtf?????

>>69591114
I only ever got the chipotle cheese steak which is a 10/10

>>69590895
just waiting for a mate

always wanted to shag one or my sister's mates to piss her off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA8KelbM8UY
you're welcome lads

imagine an attractive girl wants you to ground your nasty sweaty bare bum crack on her face and she wants her tongue and nose in your bum hole and she wants you to spit on her face so your saliva is the grinding lube

>>69591169
I got the classic cheese steak and man is it good

>>69591188
sounds revolting tbqh

>>69590983
Wait I've done a quick Google search and there's one 25 mins away from me this is groundbreaking

i really enjoy weed

*commences to smoke weed and begins a 3 hour long panic attack*


ahh yes

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>>69591188
>there are literally girls out there who would love to lick your arsehole
>you will never meet them

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did some la say choon?

https://youtu.be/QpbQ4I3Eidg

^^ **CLICK** ^^

>>69591182
Guilty

but guess who lived the dream, for 2 of my sisters

>>69591188
if shes really into that i'll do it

>>69591242
my undying fetish

>>69591242
she's a trooper

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>yank memes

>>69591184
>c(th)erca
repugnante

>>69591188
youre turning me on stop it

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>>69591276

>>69591126
I need to register to listen
not sure if i need to pay or not

>>69589981
> a Briton unironically using the word 'dumb', and not meaning 'mute'

Shit thread. Called the co... police.

>>69591276
this is why normies shouldnt be in charge of memes

no nuance. no class. no elegance.

>>69591242
Dear Lord

>>69591126
They have yearly ghost specials though, there's a compilation of them on YouTube from like 20 years back

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>>69591313
Americans cannot understand our memes

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>>69591354

life is a bit grim in general isn't it

>>69591294
looks like it costs $6.95/month
Shame, looks like there's some recordings on YouTube at least, they discuss some interesting topics

>>69591354
unironically chuckled a bit at this and i've no idea why

>>69591421
yes

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BONG BONG BONG

that sound means it's real yank hours

posted this several times but I'm going to do so again

I'm still extremely unsure which one of the following two things happened:
>the regular yanks became banter trained with all the abuse they received and learnt how to function as a /brit/ lad plus the other yanks got fed up of the bullying and stopped posting here
OR
>yanks were always half decent posters but I was just immature and thought FOY straight away without giving the post a chance

Not sure which one but the fact is the regular yanks ARE good posters right now

the funniest thing is the leafs never learn and are still obnoxious unfunny cunts

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>>69591401

imagine an attractive girl wants you to wants to suck the snot right out of your nose when you've got a nasty cold

>>69591421
Naw it's great
Even melancholy has its soothing comfortable aspects

>>69591440
shall be reading this

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>>69591469

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>>69591439

i never had a problem with mandatory hats when we could wear whatever kind of hat we wanted

i was deeply annoyed when they started making us wear full-brim ones

>>69591485
Was waiting for this

THERE SHE GOES
THERE SHE GOES AGAIN

>>69591456
I had a girl who would pop my bacne for me and eat my boogers

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latest match

appears to suffer from low self esteem

too bad mine's even lower haha

>>69591525
hot

>>69591439
wish i could find a patriotic gf

most girls have no concept of loyalty and would sell their country down the river for some black dick

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>this is why normies shouldnt be in charge of memes

>no nuance. no class. no elegance.

>>69591510
kek

I sing it in me head as well ngl

>>69591428
Will look around

>>69589981
U fucking scum bag its for mosquitos u fucking faggot ill fucking end you

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xDDDD so funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>69591552
Looks more like it's for sun protection

>>69591440
thanks xoxo

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fuk u man

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alri lads

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HONESTLY considering visiting a whore, lads.

>>69591532
Mormon girls are the best

>>69591553
this one is

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>wish i could find a patriotic gf

>most girls have no concept of loyalty and would sell their country down the river for some black dick

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1483429053368.webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y95qkDC-z-o

choon

>>69591567
ur fuckin mother is for sun protection

>>69591532
>mormon

marry her

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>>69591439
the real qt is hiding in the corner here

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>>69591567
You FUcking WeaR A wide BRIM HAT FOr THAT SHIT

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>>69591622

woke up this morning to find that a thief in the night broke into my house and stole my irish passport haha oh no! lmao

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WAKE ME UP

>>69591622
Mormans are fucking crazy

I fucking hate leafs and their posts

>>69591645
good post

>>69591599
even girls don't like roasties

used to be a rorke but got converted to a rasheed

ama

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>>69591485

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>muscular women

>>69591669
where in islam do you live

>>69591644
>>69591659
t. never actually met a mormon

>>69591439
hand over the blonde yank

>>69591591
never been with one before and dunno how to approach since i'm usually just straightforward but mormons are puritanical

>>69591622
don't really like the idea of having to join the church in order to marry her

>>69591622
yeah, she's probably repressed and kinky as fuck and insists that anal doesn't count as losing your virginity

choooon

https://soundcloud.com/turbosuit/escort-cocaine-blues-turbo-suit-remix

>>69591687
more like moron hahha

Remember that fake paddy yank who used to post here

>>69591681
the muslamic infidel part

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>mum came home with pizza

Just as I had intended

>>69591687
Yes I have. They find stupid people and convince them to become missionaries. It's no better than a cult.

>>69591703
yeah, he gave a bad name to real Irishmen like myself

you guys should have seen how smug we all were at school the morning after those special forces people killed osama bin laden

when we got to school everyone was smiling before we even spoke, it was the talk of the town and everyone was getting in on it.

everyone kept saying "we got him." with a smirk on their face. we all came up with that phrase pretty much independently of each other too. a sample conversation. "We got him." "Heh. We got him *smiles at u*"

>>69591692
i can never find American women appealing because there's always a good chance they've been blacked

>>69591474
had to be said mate
honestly I've always been an aussie arse licker but the recent trend shows aussie post quality decreasing and yank posting has been on the rise

you're not quite above them yet but it could happen one day

aussies, you lost ed and jordan, two key players but you need to regroup and get some good gimmicks back out there

>>69591730
>>69591732
>>69591734
>>69591738
SNAP

>>69591730
one time i tried telepathically contacting my mum to tell her to bring home some ginger beer and she did

>>69591738
cool

>>69591732
yeah you've got no idea what you're talking about bud

please stop trying

>>69591738
fuck ya we got em

>>69591697
anal sucks i dunno why everyone claims to like it so much yeah it's really tight for like an inch but then it's cavernous and you also get shit on your dick

fannies feel MUCH better

>>69591756
it's real yank hours you mong

fucks sake I'm doing that thing again lads
>go out with the lads and sniff some gear
>go home with my jaw still all over the shop
>go onto /brit/ and start typing really long posts of pure shit because I'm wired

sorry lads I need to stop this

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>>69591757
does this works fors gfs toos?

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ah yes makeup

"we" "got" "him" ;)

>>69591778
>shit on your dick

if you do correct anal preperation you don't get shit on your dick

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>it's real yank hours you mong

>>69591757
mental hahaha

>>69591738
>still being in school in 2011
fuck off underage

incidentally, do you still have to recite that bizarre brainwashy pledge of allegience in high school or is it just in "elementary" that they make you do that?

>>69591772
I've had three people from my high school in Minnesota end up in Salt Lake City. I know plenty about Mormans and their tactics.

>>69591790
which posts lad

i will tell you if they are good

>>69591778
>also get shit on your dick
is that supposed to be bad?

>>69591738
what the fuck kind of neighborhood do you have

>>69591738
I know this is a copypaste but I was in prison when the news of getting Bin Laden came on the tv and the entire place erupted into cheering and clapping

>>69591813
we did it through high school
not required but people will think youre edgy if you dont at least stand

>>69591569
don't know why but I just find it so funny when yanks act/speak british
especially when you do it accurately haha always put a smile on my face :)

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>>69591805
same haha

yanks can never be apart of the lads 2bh

wish i was a mormon, would be comfy

like being a muslim except without all that jihad bollocks

might go grab a locally brewed cide'

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It's midday and I'm still fucked

>>69591861
'Cide?

>>69591813
hell yeah, we love standin' for that flag

here comes a truth bomb

>>69591855
you love us

>>69591861
Are the breweries still open? Seems kinda late

>>69591835
about yank posters being good
just scroll up I start typing full on paragraphs of a load of shit but I can't help it haha

>>69591803
t. bender

>>69591838
it's not really that big of a deal if you can hope in the shower immediately afterwards and clean it up but if you can't then it's fucking disgusting

I'm a normie 2bh

>>69591885
no you little shit i have a few in my fridge

>>69591805
they're all refugee welcoming feminists, steer clear

>>69591845
What were you in prison for

>>69591899
That's no fun
You should go out

>>69591869
taking the piss now, leave now or i'll get the rake

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christ this is taking forever

might put it off til tomorrow

>>69591805
there was a wealthy south london qt on r9k earlier

>>69591869
He means Cider

>>69591885
24/7 supermarkets tho

>>69591858
they're always looking for new converts

the only person preventing you from becoming a mormon is yourself

used to have an abo friend and i called him a darkie and a coon all the time and he didn't give a shit

used to get him to shoplift for me too

>>69591855
they can when they sacrifice yank culture and embrace british spelling etc.

for example; football yank

love that kid

>>69591906
Got caught suckin' a few dicks. Hard times, literally and figuratively..

>>69591889
haha i thought it was that one i enjoyed the quirky nature of it tbf

>>69591861
very nice, got 4x 500 mL bottles in the fridge right now

is british cider fizzy too

>>69591934
t. Morman