Do you agree?

>>69589698
I never got the hype with Harry Potter, I don't like it at all.

>>69589698
'ARRY POTTAH?! is shit

>Reddit franchise
Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody; just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at l-l-l-east the b-b... th-th-the b-books w-w-we-
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

watch only 3 6 7

>Reddit weather
>instead of using a box spring on his bed he fucking puts a gay as tent above it instead
>Harry Pleber
>Meme food

Kill yourself

>watching the electric jew
No.

>>69589815
>Reddit weather
this meme is going way too far

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>>69589698
I miss the day when I skipped school to play Halo 3. I could never get those days back.

>>69589815
>box spring
That looks like an air mattress, which honestly is even worse

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>>69589815
>reddit weather

>>69589815
>>69589843
>>69589929
I like the rainy days, I rarely ever get them, but pretty comfy when I do.

one day I want enough money to be able to get pizza delivered.

>>69589698
Harry potter is objectively shit and incredibly overhyped. I was reading the books when I was the target age and even I dropped them at around 4 or 5 because I realized they sucked major ass

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>>69589815
>Reddit weather

have an upboat my kind gentlesir

>>69589788
>Reddit copypasta

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>>69589824

>>69589799
what the fuck 6 is the worst, 4 is the best

>>69589698

I have PTSD from Harry Potter, so no.

>>69589698
omg, totally yes.

>>69589788
not here too please

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I would rather be here, laying comfy with my gf watching a good movie

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I mean I don't hate Harry butthole pussy Potter I guess but it's kinda gay

all those other things are nice but I'd probably rather play a good vidya

>>69589698
every time someone's favourite weather isn't snow, a soul is lost

omg perfect day so cute omg so totally like it omg omg omg oh my god amazing so totally totally le rainy day wow so deep and emotional i'll stay home omg omg so cool nice lonely yes yes and harry potter omg so deep and emotional omg i love that omg i just totally totally love harry potter i read books and i'm smart also oh - my - god PIZZA pizza i so totally love pizza i love pizza so much pizza pizza pizza it makes me fat but omg i so totally i mean just wow amazing so much food i just loe food and also that bed omg i love sleeping more than anything wow totally going to post some pics of me eating pizza and watching harry potter from my bed in a rainy day to instagram and write a funny silly comment about it on fb... omg just so a-mazing!!

>>69591215
storytime

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>>69589698
>le perfect day let's be le quirky xDDD

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what about this?

>>69591559
Almost. Food could be better.

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>>69591559
>I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. “Don’t you leave him Samwise Gamgee.” And I don’t mean to.

>>69591324
do you ignore her boner?

>>69589698
The movies were shit but the Harry Potter books are decent

>>69591559
Same goes for LoTR

>>69591884
Fuck you cunt

>>69589815
>meme food
>meme is the only adjective I know, look at me I'm retarded

>>69589824
and then you spend your time here

>>69591407
snow blows into your eyes and neck, rain doesn't

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>>69589815
>Reddit weather
What the fuck does that even mean?

>>69589698
No

>>69591559
>le epic 3 hour long movie where almost nothing happens except some people meet up and talk

honestly harry potter is better, and I don't even like harry potter mmovies

>>69591559
Could get behind this but needs some better comfort food.

>>69592673
Not necessarily but I see where you're coming from. Washington state weather was tip tier comfy

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fixed

>>69592759
so do I get in the fire?

>>69591178

>4 is the best

MY NIGGA

>>69592829
that wouldn't be very comfy

Harry Potter is decent, but not even slightly deserving of all the cringe-tier fandom it gets.

>>69589843
>>69589929
he's right though

the whole
>le look at le me I'm le special misunderstood cynic special snowflake who likes le rainy weather, please pay le attention to le me
gimmick is incredibly reddit

I came into this thread expecting autistic pizza arguments but somehow it's worse

>>69589815
>Anything I don't like is Reddit
Kill yourself and all your relatives, just to be sure