Why do the Irish people don't speak Irish?

>>69585228
Why don't Canadians speak Canadian?

>>69585228

Because Gaelic is retarded. It's purely random how a word is pronounced. It was clearly designed by some autistic monk in the 5th century and the Irish are too fucking >muh heritage to fix it up and make New Gaelic official.

>>69585362
Because we're a colony you fucking gypsy. Canadian is not an ethnicity we are Brits and French who decided to move in a colony just like if you moved to Southern or Northern Albania you would still be an Albanian.

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Why don't Americans speak Indian?

test

>>69588274
Share your secrets great one

>>69585468
What's bullshit isn't the pronunciation, it's the spelling. It's the most convoluted shit I've ever seen.

Because of the eternal anglo

>>69588274
it worked

>>69585468
That's completely false though. There are rules, they're not even particularly complex.

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>>69585979
Why didn't the Irish convert to Protestantism like the rest of northern Europe?

>>69590788
Why did the All blacks lose to Ireland even though we don't even care about rugby?

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>>69590854
Why did it take 111 years for the Irish team to defeat the All Blacks?

>>69585805
Why dont Quebecs speak Quebec?

>>69590906
Because we don't care about rugby at all outside of our own games but Why does Poopee land have earthquakes and tsunami's?

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>>69590976
>Because we don't care about rugby at all outside of our own games

lol no one else cares about catholic hockey m8

>Why does Poopee land have earthquakes and tsunami's?
>*starves*

Hundreds of years of English oppression

>>69590944
They do. And it is awful.

>>69592506
Yup. Quebecois French might be more abrasive than Afghani Farsi.