I have been waiting 5 hours in the Emergency room to see a doctor

Doctor here, what's your emergency senpai?

You must not have a real emergency then

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>>69584129
Dude just how the border and we'll fix up.

Just don't be poor

>>69584129
Are you using a proxy?

>>69584260
*hop*

Give me your symptoms to process, certified witch-doctor here

I actually did that once with my dad but it was because we forgot to pass the paper to the nurse lol we were playing Worms all morning in my phone

Better be happy about that since you are not an actual emergency then.

>>69584374
Isn't that really illegal in your nation

>>69584661
Being a witch-doctor? Yes its punishable by execution, but that doesn't stop people from soliciting their supernatural help (The Prophet claimed black magic exists so why don't they)

>>69584129
But DUDE it's FREE

>>69584129
I have been waiting 9 months in my house to celebrate Easter. Can we say the same about the Americans?

Liar. Michael Moore says your health system is perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ1lPPTPSR4

>>69584129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOCpOZ4txvs

>>69584728
Good point.

Ya got any cures to fix my asthma? I wanna play for Bayern but I can't.

>Be a Finn
>buy a health insurance
>use private healthcare
>book my own time to a doctor I want
>laugh at the public healthcare users

>>69585187
Besides upgrading to a higher level of drugs with attendant side-effects, nothing much I can add, if you're still a teenager you might see somewhat of a remission in adulthood

Most experimental/new drugs are shit, but this one promises to be a gamechanger, enter Fevipiprant

www.upi.com/Health_News/2016/08/08/Experimental-drug-helps-patients-with-severe-asthma-in-trial/4011470657143/

>>69585483
Interesting. Thanks for the link.

>>69586222
Thank you for giving me an opportunity to dispense sound patient advice

But in all honesty, all molecular targets have flunked in the previous 2 decades, this is the real deal, otherwise its gene editing

>>69584129
Guess he got called into an examination room cause he doesn't seem to be in the thread any more.
That, or they're busy doing his autopsy.

>>69584129
Only another 5 to go then.
Hang in there, you're halfway through.