Comfy Shire Edition
he will not be pleased
HAMPSHIRE MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!
360 posts is a perfectly respectable number to start a new thread.
Is 350 janitor's minimum at peak hours?
pang
>be American
>get shot
>page 6
>>69577283
imagine being this new
>>69577286
Just Texas, no one cares about a few dead rednecks.
>>69577283
>Is 350 janitor's minimum at peak hours?
Haha fuck no. At peak janny you're looking at page 8, regardless of post count before you can get away with it.
Upstairs is leaking again
*sigh*
>>69577285
ingen
someone give me a shout in 12 minutes when my pizza will be done
cheers
>>69577258
was in Hampshire twice today, was dark both times. Need more sun there lad.
>tfw no キクヒメ
soft as fuck pen
Realistically, when will a proper girlfriend simulator game come out?
10-15 years?
A witness told MSNBC that the gunman was a "slender man' who was wearing a Star Wars T-shirt.
me taking a bath
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1483724944050.webm
>>69577446
25 or so, at least for any good simulation.
devonshire
not happy with the gf, she hasn't replied to me in two days
hope she's alright
>>69577359
where did you get a pic of my bollock
that's peak senpai
>>69577446
I want to simulate Kikuhime!
zac
>>69577419
>Swede advertising /pole/
Doesn't that get you 20 years in jail over there???
>superior thread gets deleted
>this one's still up
roo
>>69577352
kernow?
>>69577457
What are you talking about you nutter
Old man wont stop fucking singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXVV1kmP2ZI
BRRRRAAAAPPPPFFFFTTTTPPPRRRPPPPPP
>>69577490
i would expect VR with added recreational chemical intervention will accelerate the experience a few years closer. Tricking the mind twice.
>>69577560
nowhere in cornwall looks that nice
>>69577446
Just play good vn's m8
>>69577546
fine meme
>>69577419
wew
>>69577600
looks same
>>69577457
>white man
Why do mehicans get to play the latino card and the white card
asriel you here mate
Can I be /yourguy/
Is it just a regular mass shootings or is it a terrorist attack?
>>69577560
plymouth
>>69577610
>good vns
le oxymoron
>>69577674
whats happening
how can yer shag bare lads
isn't yer fanny stingin
bet yer fannys fuckin mingin
any spare reasons to live going?
get glassed in the rave in the face - pints on you like you're buying a round
>>69577701
>be american
>get shot
sodding white males...
>>69577674
like orlando it was caused by drumpfs racist rhetoric
social anxiety is driving me to suicide lads
>>69577674
>Florida Senator Bill Nelson told US media that the gunman has been identified as Esteban Santiago, but that has not been confirmed by law enforcement.
Doesn't seem like its the /pol/ shooter.
>>69577707
>fish is clearly vacuum packed
doubt there would be any smell coming off that at all tb?h
>>69577674
just a mass shooting, go back to bed
ah yes, the arrogant tube "workers" are striking again
>bring the gf to the pub for a few quiet pints
>it's an hour later and she's still getting ready
>for the pub
Ahh yes
dipping me bollocks in battery acid
>>69577701
yank shooting episode #4538
>>69577752
I was planning to kill myself in November but decided to hang in for one more year.
will go outside of the house tomorrow night
>>69577787
>having a gf
>ah yes, the arrogant tube "workers" are striking again
>>69577787
This story doesn't make sense
>>69577707
she uses a laaaaarge beat in that tune desu
>>69577733
just another day then
Why is the first lady supposed to be like the president-lite? Why do yanks obsess with the spouse of the president?
>ended up going back to a fat girls house last night
>had some foreplay, got undressed fully
>she sucked me off for a bit
>asked me to rim her
>okay whatever, she gets on her knees
>spread her arse cheeks
>skin is yellow/brown and her arsehole fucking stinks like she's shat herself
>was pissed anyway so gave her a lick
>fast forward to now
>rash around my mouth
>tingling feeling in my throat
why did i do it
what disease do i have?
>>69577787
women are all mental also FONT
>blind date tomorrow
*directs customer to the nearest ticket machine*
*wears hi-vis jacket*
*earns 40k p/a*
*goes on strike*
>>69577842
Yes it does
>>69577701
>>69577674
Shooter at Florida airport killed 5 and injured 13. The cops arrested him.
>>69577707
You're gonna get chance to chinned
I heard you got rimmed
>>69577855
the same can be asked about the royal family tbqh
Estoban Santiago/Adam Smith, what's the difference
whitey strikes again!
What is her life like?
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4232673,-2.9330237,3a,15.3y,36.51h,85.07t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sGHRepI3kobLphOdH2O-SLA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
I bet she is happier than me
>>69577922
Nasheed.
>>69577922
>white hispanic
REALLY makes you think
I just wanted a fucking pint in the local its not a fashion shoot you twat
>>69577922
>white hispanic
>>69577945
can't say i'll be clicking that link
>>69577855
I wanted to say "because they're unconsciously mimicking royalty", but this guy already brought it up >>69577917
>>69577897
>go to the pub
>gf is still getting ready
So you're phoneposting?
How long until they start grouping young black males as "white" just so they can get the white crime numbers up to make blacks not look as bad
>>69577945
nonce
>>69577945
Shittest house on the street
Not idly do the leaves of Lórien fall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4
>>69578059
>white hispanic
>>69577890
why are you freakin out, she can't even judge you on your looks
Whitey go mad when 1 white boy is roughhoused but stay silent when one of theirs goes on a shooting rampage
>>69578010
light skinned blacks are white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKo80b-QfK0
>>69577945
Looks like a single mother who's on a tight budget but still finds a way to make sure her kid has a good upbringing (lacrosse sticks, bike, toy, the car). Probably a loving parent and fairly happy person, albeit a bit stressed about the rent.
Just asked the BBC for nudes on WhatsApp lads
>>69578102
kek
Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.
- H from Steps
>>69577922
>"""""""""""""""""""""white""""""""""""""""""""" hispanic
see >>69577746
>>69578141
Kek
What channel is this on??
so how many has this guy killed? is he targetting black people like the /pol/ post said?
>>69578132
>rent
>that house
that is social housing lad
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-38523688
>people this degenerate exist
Hispanic isn't a race you retards
>>69578212
BBC 2 in April.
>>69578212
BBC One on Thursdays at 19:00
>>69578227
Doesn't she still have to pay some money (ex. 400gbp/month)?
>>69578182
the guy number 4 and the last one are the hottest
>>69578084
>>69578243
>His owners were unable to pay vets' fees but Sally's Cat Rescue, based in St Austell, raised more than £1,200 towards his treatment.
lol what the fuck
just hit the cunt with a shovel and get a replacement cat
>>69578243
They're called Gypsies, m8
>>69578212
CBBC 4pm Mon-Fri
might start sketching
>Florida shooter reported as Sam Hyde in portuguese news
>>69578325
not nice
paid a few hundred in vets bills when my cat was hit by a car
he died though
>>69578274
>Arsenal fans
>>69578288
It just comes directly out of her bennies, a lot working class women don't work just have a few kids.
#savingthewhiterace
>>69578274
what is wrong with these lads
would rather snort shit coke up my nostrils
>>69578363
creasing
>>69578374
>a lot working class women don't work just have a few kids
bennies scum = underclass
>>69578363
crying
>>69578402
stop kinkshaming pls
>>69578289
we have lots of them in sweden you should come
Why would you live outside of London?
>inb4 le rasheed
Ah yes because I want to be surrounded by thick chav retards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM
>>69578506
le rasheed
what are these called again? I forget
>>69578473
janny
freak
>>69578506
Rasheed
>>69578363
not laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2H7zcqjplc
Thoughts on current affairs?
>>69578558
wheat rounds
>>69577746
>DOB 1977
Not him. The shooter was born in 1990.
>>69578558
squags
>>69578573
Ah nice yes the new Rolf Harris documentary, have been waiting for this one.
>>69578561
there is literally nothing wrong with that
>>69578591
indifferent
>>69578558
Bread buns
Don't think people give google maps enough credit
Thinking of a tune
Pretty sure it was a wallpaper advert
It's like a whistled tune
why is london such a fucking disgusting, filthy "city"
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/jan/06/london-breaches-toxic-air-pollution-limit-for-2017-in-just-five-days#comment-90624590
Need a polish gf who's afraid of bringing me back to her parents lads
>>69578591
can't believe Jay Z cheated on Bey :x
what does it feel like when you get a gf for the first time
>>69578591
had a look at them mate and I tell you what
not a fan
>>69578607
kek are you really german
>>69578558
skåns
london is possibly the greatest city in the world
Photos of the shooter that is on the run
Quite sad how desperate the media are trying to make us care about the FA Cup. Just let it die with dignity.
>>69578506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI
>squags
>Rolf Harris
>>69578620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjFaenf1T-Y
http://www.redbull.com/uk/en/music/stories/1331834844818/xmas-cypher-watch
>>69578680
>visit london
>garbage bags littered everywhere
ah no
Just found out this hospital has a "spiritual and religious" room
Shan't be entering even a millimetre into there
Reply piggies
http://www.strawpoll.me/12045499
>>69578726
wtf since when was he a nonce???
>>69578506
*dies because of the smog and poor air quality*
>>69578747
ah yes the 'ol garbage bag on the street metric
>>69578731
No, it's a more fast-paced "polka dot" song
>>69578747
>garbage
FOY
>be northerner
>wake up to ALLLLLAHUUUUU AKHHHBARRRR every single day
>in the rare occasion that you live in a white area, you'll be woken by the sound of your neighbours chav dogs trying to chew through your door
>>69578591
let it all burn
>>69578783
been a while
>>69578747
>garbage
>>69578779
shant
https://youtu.be/HcXNPI-IPPM?t=142
banger
>>69578747
they were muslim women mate
do enjoy squeggs and squacon with my squags
post your face when Northerners regard themselves as white
>>69578833
Luke Skywalker put on weight
>>69578779
>lactation & female cows
>>69578798
>>69578792
>>69578860
>>69578885
mh did I forget these as well
pardon
>>69578779
bollock busting 2bh
Muslims?
>>69578558
large white baps
business idea: make up words and pretend they're just super hot, new LME slang that only the cool kids know
>leng the skengdem
>>69578816
>be Londoner
>wake up to ALLLLLAHUUUUU AKHHHBARRRR every single day
>in the rare occasion that you live in a white area, you'll be woken by the sound of your billionaire neighbour taking off in his private jet
>>69578883
shit taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMK0prafzw0
>>69578936
ah yes no other city besides london has homeless people
>>69579001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz7-lAQCgEk
>>69578988
>leng the skengdem
That's actually Swedish.
MUSLIMS?
is there a single white person left in the North?
>>69578779
>doesn't include the most common fetish: feet
Shan't
going to the astral plane anyone want anything
having peefs for diner
Wondering why some bands won't just F off
Little mix? What's the point.
racism is ugly and disgusting
>>69578980
>>69579078
bottle of cillit bang for my pineal cheers m8
>>69579045
can tell a dirty stinking paki wrote this
>>69579078
the meaning of life lad, ta x
>>69579105
http://sketchtoy.com/67785740
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
>>69579045
blatantly screenshot your own post you smelly paki
Shan't be shanting
love a little bit of racism me
doing dry january (with caveats) lads
racists should be strung up
Describe myself in a few words? Witty, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour
http://www.strawpoll.me/12045582
http://www.strawpoll.me/12045582
http://www.strawpoll.me/12045582
>>69579078
A negro slave.
WTF
>>69579139
im euphoric due to illegal substances
>>69579236
#day1
>>69579078
Serious question lads is it autism to often daydream about being a space explorer or is that a norman thing to do
*adds a knob of butter*
>West Sham Poonited
>>69579236
whgy did she have it inside the car then?
need the jews exterminated
>>69578816
Usually wake up to the sound of seagulls here in Whitby.
Or crashing waves.
Buddies, how do I stop my parents from being racist?
Not that I care about racism in all honesty, but I don't want them to be angry all the time about the news and a couple Syrians coming over. They're getting old and I just want them to be at peace with things.
Yamming some batty like lamb patty
>>69579210
>Other
???
>>69579320
A just question my liege...
>liking 15-17 year old girls makes you a paedophile
Do people really believe this?
>>69579320
>under my windshield wiper
>>69579337
wow its almost as if the countryside is home to the wealthy and civilised all across Britain
>>69579380
yes under the wiper, which is on the outside
>>69579379
fon
actually might fail me exam lads :x
It was an advert
It had polka dots changing colours in the background
It had a really common tune
HELP!
>>69579379
Ephebophilia if anything
Business idea: Everybody in the country, including businesses and the government gives the rest of the world the silent treatment
>>69579236
this is the farage effect
http://www.strawpoll.me/12045643
>>69579502
>Hi, Hitler
>>>/pol/105932398
wonder what american crime rates by race would look like if you didn't consider these people white
>>69579301
bog sim his sargon
>>69579433
she took a picture of it inside the car
that is not evidence that she didn't find it outside her car
>>69579458
good luck
Sharing an image that might make you think a little bit
Feel free to open, download, save, share, and modify it
>>69579528
As long as it's never Kev's kids that get raped or slaughtered.
>>69579590
Really makes you think
Just saw an asian girl's upskirt
>>69579566
ah yes she found the note and just decided to take it with her I'm sure
>>69579528
these people
>>69579590
the legal age isn't 18 you fucking retard
>>69579568
thank
don't think past papers helped all that much t b h
so much obscure content in this module
>>69579642
Maybe it was raining
Thoughts on Texas' most wanted?
>>69579591
>yea lets all live with terrorism even though I live in my gated ommunity
>>69579528
>>69579658
It's 16 but shagging high school girls is socially frowned upon
>>69579658
>t. expert on the minimum legal age limit
That's a good narrative you've injected onto the internet isn't it?
Fact of the matter is, there's no energy left retards. Globalism won't work by forcing it through, no matter how hard you push it.
The plebs will kill themselves and the patricians will leave the planet on...oh wait, HAHA
>>69579528
if theres any justice in this world, this guy's loved ones will be killed by rasheeds
why did janny bollock the bollocks of the guys who posted the bollock bollocking webm
>>69579686
Lel. the twat lives in Washington DC too.
>>69579683
I see a trend.
We need to exterminate manlets.
might go to bed soon lads
>>69579541
>5'3"
another non-white manlet and probably an incel goes on a rooty tooty point and shooty rampage
>>69579590
Are you releasing this under the GPL?
Who does this remind you of?
Fucking creeps
>>69579770
>>69579755
delete this image, normie twat
>>69579658
It's 18 for porn
>>69579775
>Listing Skype second
Think he's the mong
>>69579775
YES
i have a skype, confirmed for non creep
>>69579775
Do people really think I'm a creep for not having those things
>>69579775
YASSS GURL
SLAY
>>69579810
not for shagging though
>>69579683
why the fuck do you morons call a clearly defined separate ethnic identity as white?
I suppose we can't complain so much with 'asian'
>>69579846
FONT
>>69579824
please delete this picture of me mate
>>69579860
doubting the validity of this claim
>>69579528
after the brussells bombs
>>69579749
*preemptively tucks you in*
Tru(ssia)mp
Only just realised it's pay per view not paper view
>Housemate has his gf over
Looks like it's a 'listen to them having a loud, passionate and intimate shag' sort of night then, haha
Can you identify the song?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s194n8w6YfHY
>>69579950
and then steal her knickers and wank into them
>>69579683
>featured fugitive
ffs
interesting that they're literally all manlets
>>69579950
ah yes
ah yes
ah
ah yes
>>69579939
haha yeah
*walks away and talks to someone else*
>>69579914
I find this man-washing of history to be highly problematic hate speech
absolutely creased at this image (attached)
>>69579914
bit sexist
>>69579950
thats prety hot desu
ever considered asking them him to watch?
my mrs says it would turn her on
and if someone close asked me to watch id love it haha x
>>69579987
Awful use of this top tier gimmick
>>69579950
is she hot
>car park
>>69579963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE
>Katherine Ryan and ashling bee
Why?
>>69580036
bad lad
It actually sounds like http://vocaroo.com/i/s194n8w6YfHY
>>69579950
I can only imagine their conversation
>So does anon just sit alone in his room all night?
>You'd think he'd give us some room
>Leave the poor lad alone, he's got no life
>>69580022
*smiles and nods head*
*walks away and talks to someone else*
>>69580014
He knows I'm a virgin so I might come across as slightly creepy, haha
>>69580023
She's alright
>>69579889
no
>>69580029
>Americans are too fat to park their car and get out
>>69580089
>it's a girlfriend doesn't reply to my texts for two days despite whatsapp saying she was online a few hours ago episode
ah yes
>>69579999
how do i download the attachment?
haha very interesting
*walks away from /brit/ to talk to some other general*
FBI's mot wanted
Fucking hell lads. I'm coming back tomorrow
>there are people itt who are so old they're married
Bonkers. I might have even replied to one of these runts
>>69580094
>pringles & eggs in the fridge
>>69580094
Do Brits not refrigerate their cookies? hmm
>>69580085
just say tomorrow "sounds like you gave her a good time last night lad haha" keep the chat going then ask if he'd mind, come on boy
>>69580109
she lives in denmark zac
>>69580046
two of the fittest women on offer
don't know what it is about them but i always wank off to them both, almost came when i saw they were on a team together
>>69580131
hot
>>69580046
aisling bea
and theyre hot af dont care if theyre not funny
>>69580109
>girlfriend
sideman
>>69580094
>Chocolate and milk in the fridge
I'm a racist
Indisputable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4_jZYyMflA
Remember when the internet was my internet and not everyone's internet?
doing a procrastinate
>>69580232
StH
>Among whites, higher grades are associated with higher social status. For blacks, higher achievement is associated with modestly higher social status until a grade point average of 3.48, when the slope turns negative. A black student with a 4.0 grade point average has, on average, 1.5 fewer same-race friends than a white student with a 4.0
Howling
>>69580246
what on
>>69579963
Cqlled the popcorn song
>>69580232
peng
>>69580278
revising for general relativity exam monday
really want to bocat a pussy mandem
cant really do it to a prossie because shes had thousands of dicks in there
what to do hmmm
>1.jpg
what did they mean by this
>>69580228
>Outer Mongolia isn't asian
Mong
>>69580308
speak english, jamal
5 million dollarinos can be yours if you track and find this man
how many times have you been banned
reminder never to hold sneezes and coughs in because you could collapse your lung
>>69580344
think I got a cab home from Watford Oceana from him once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oac_O5u3Dnc
absolutely howling
hope tomorrow is better than today
How do I become a bounty hunter?
DESHI DESHI
BASARA BASARA
BANE BANE
MATALO MATALO
>Chicken Connoisseur disabled comments and ratings
hmm
Worried that getting a gf will detract from my cool loner image
>>69580238
4CHAN FOR THE CHANNERS
NORMIES OUT
>>69580293
fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
THAT'S THE FUCKING SONG!!!!!
I FUCKING LOVE YOU ANON THAT WAS DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY
god bless yopu
>>69580448
Because the people he was filming with turned out to be literal rapists and pedohiles
>>69580293
alri there mr shazam
>>69580142
Oh noe
>>69580342
you got jokes senpai hahaha
>>69580463
s-same h-haha
>3 by-elections in Labour's working class heartlands coming up
Will 2017 be the year of UKIP
remember when there was no geocities or social media and if you wanted to have a personal website you made your own?
>>69580486
is that so?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12045864
need to get my clothes out the machine but hearing some normie activity outside my room
>>69580486
Elaborate?
>>69580543
Be funny if it was.
>>69580486
Source?
>>69580448
*wets lips*
*picks up cotton*
any update on the bonus situation?
>>69580498
Shazam was a pile of wank, couldn't recognise shit (believe me, I tried)
Anon puts that app faggot to shame
>>69580543
2016 was the year of UKIP you mug
>>69580647
yeah because you whistled it you fucking clown
>>69580650
2017 UKIP will pick up 3 seats from Labour
the Purple Revolution will be in full swing
my testarossa same colour as mars
>>69580597
>>69580573
the Bonkaz guy was jailed for 3 years in 2011 for kidnapping and torturing a disabled man
He also had sex offences and grped a 13 year old
Looking for some new memes
Thoughts on fractional reserve banking?
>>69580604
>>69580666
what the hell else was I supposed to do? I was trying to find the fucking song, so I didn't have a source, just my fucking OC DONUT STEEL version
>>69580708
Backbone of western civilisation
>>69580678
And where is the drama around this allegation to be found
>it's a Mark Kermode is on holiday AGAIN episode
Fuck sake how hard can it be to watch films and literally just talk about them?
>>69580707
2006 cat deeley
>>69580348
20+
sub prime mortgages?
>>69580777
>>69580707
>>69580795
lost count honestly
really need a shag lads ffs
>>69580817
>>69580837
atol protected
>>69580846
I'M STEVE CARREL AND IN THIS FILM IM REALLY FUCKING MAD ALL THE TIME
its the year of the Kamdog Tbh lads
got caught eyeing up a girls knickers as she was bent over earlier at work
think i might be in a bit of trouble lads
dab on em skrrt skrrt
>>69580837
Sex sounds like fun :/
bloody hate students
uselss layabouts
>>69580828
forgot to go and see lenin though i did see mao
>>69580828
shredded the fuck out of the place on the bottom in tony hawk's underground
>>69580828
>people
since when were unemployed scumbags with nothing of value in their lives people?
>>69580708
been working so far
>>69580906
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