>You wake up in China

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Pollution is an imperialist lie
It's just normal morning fog
China strong

at least I won't get shot

Nothing better than the smell of pure lung cancer

>>69570793
>wake up in china
>have asthma
>die within minutes
Thanks Mao

Which city?

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>next Silent Hill will take place in Shangai

quite scary, t.o be desu

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Post yfw 4chan admins switch the verification from captcha to something else allowing chinafags which would ordinarly be blocked from posting by their country's firewall to shitpost en masse on /int/.

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>>69570793
>tfw everyday you wake up in china

>>69570793
>shit on the street
>cannibalize my newborn son while slurping loudly
>take siberian tiger bone aphrodisiac and make another one
>work in cloth factory that sells its stock to American fashion designers
>praise the communist party
>go home to replica London/Paris/Munich and kiss the idols of my ancestors goodnight

>>69570793
Great opportunity to learn mandarin.

>>69571810
KEK

>>69570793
This shit is real life cyberpunk

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feels like home

>>69570793
>You wake up in China
no i don't

>>69573851
Don't do it, leaf! Think of your family!

>>69574024
your public post-secondary education is good

>>69573851

your flag says otherwise

*cough* *cough* *cough* HELP *cough* *cough* *cough*

>>69574086
my province's 1.5% visible minority pop. would say otherwise

>>69574273

wow just kidding hongcouverite

>>69574390
the other coast bud

Why do chineses hate their lungs?

Promptly choke due to my mild asthma.