/brit/

>>69563569
boobies

soft brexit desu

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can't wake up

bubles

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Doing a drink

anybody else go on the archive sometimes and just laugh at the many hilarious posts they've made

>>69563461
>>69563540
they import a load of their stuff from italy and brexit tanked our currency

pretty obvious why it would be affected. restaurants can become unprofitable very quickly

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nth for /quite likely to be bipolar/

first two posts were good

second two just awful

>>69563608
Cider is a woman's drink

>>69563630
You mean they might have to buy British goods instead? The horror!

What are your thoughts on Charlie Brooker? I think he is a bit of a prat

Always be weary of trying new things, lads :(

>>69563656
tfw our climate is identical to italy

tfw we'll be able to grow all the things

>>69563669
I too think he is a bit of a prat

>>69563669
Liberal elitist twat who read the guardian

>>69563681
tybcc (thank you based climate change)

>>69563669
>>69563685
he's alri
black mirror was good, 2016 wipe was a bit annoyin

>>69563673
Never been wary of anything mate so now I'm too wary of trying new things to try being wary of trying new things

I know I said I wouldn't make it to 2017 but here I am. Im sitting here listening to my favourite band, drinking my favourite cider and spirits and I have all the pills I can have access to. Im finally doing this and Im at peace. Thank you for your support and kind words but Im ready. I can't keep living a life that brings me more grief than joy.

To my friends, I love you and dont follow in my footsteps. You're all worth so much and Im very lucky to have experienced your presence for as long as I did.

I want to leave you guys with a quote that I love. "If you learnt from it then it wasn't a mistake" I dont know why I want you to know that but Im drunk and its my favourite. I heard it in Archer once and it got me through my awful past and I feel like it will help others too. But I've run out of fight. I need to go.

As always, good vibes.

>>69563630
No good Italian food for you anymore

>>69563669
he used to be cool (eg lara crofts cruelty zoo)

not since he married known fitty konnie huq desu

>>69563669
he varies between being quite funny and really irritating
slightly pompous and he keeps hammering his jokes in when we all already get them

enjoying my old tube map lads
its a good thing to have on the wall

>>69563714
Cider is a woman's drink

Is it possible to kill a tranny and get away with it?

>>69563715
could've stopped after the first four words tbf

Grumble...Grumble...
... Bloody Brussels bureaucrats....

>>69563696
I agree, just finished watching his 2016 wipe and he was just regurgitating the same old bollocks that every other 'holier than thou' socialite does.

>>69563714
sad desu who is it?

>>69563715
Or for anyone.

>>69563656
british olive farming is definitely booming

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>>69563763

>>69563681
>>69563715
Lasagne is British btw,

Jamie "hates Britain" Oliver has no excuse

>>69563749
t. has only drunk kopparberg """"cider""""

>>69563763
you're mental mate
italian food is literally god-tier
very little else in europe can compete, would have to go szichuan to come close

the gf and I are going Wetherspoons with the new "hot couple" in our friendship group
wish me luck lads haha

>>69563754

sure, just like with every other human

could YOU do it, no I do not think so

>>69563754
the answer is yes but if you're so stupid as to want to kill a tranny because the damned things a tranny chances are you're not smart enough to do so

>>69563770
i think he was a bit more nuanced actually, not generally a fan but he did take the piss out of both sides and the liberal elites brexit shaming
>>69563799
i am aware

it isnt gr8

now mexican lasagne, my own signature dish, now that's good

>>69563817
fuck off boris

>tfw unrequited affection

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>my own signature dish

>>69563817
all bulgarians should be killed

so many normies tbqh

>>69563777
who knows

>hatposting an obvious joke

shame on these people, get em janny

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>>69563811
>italian food is literally god-tier
>"let-a me show-a you 50 different ways-a to make-a noodles"

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>>69563812
>tfw no friendship group

>>69563763
italian food shits all over english '''''''''cuisine'''''''' and you damnw ell know it

>>69563880
*pushes you over*
*eats my delicious italian food*

What will we dooo when queen is deaddy weddy

>>69563880
>50 different ways-a to make-a noodles

thats shitty Italian-American food.

>>69563812
Good luck lad

>>69563914
the queen is immortal

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I unironically think Corbyn is great

>>69563880
shut the fuck up cunt

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I feel deeply ashamed and embarrassed that the quality of banter on /brit/ has taken an absolute nosedive recently. The JFs expect better and there's a few letting the nation down.

Not going mention any names cos they know who they are, but I'm definitely looking at you there

why are evanescence so good lads?

>>69563914
>tfw once the queen is kill we will NEVER sing god save the queen again

LONG LIVE THE KING(S)

>>69563812
Alri Deano

>>69563946
>tfw can wake up
its not pretty on the other side lads

>>69563889
I say it that way because it sounds better than "my gf's friends", obviously I have none of my own haha

>>69563918
Cheers, we're on dry January as well so I'm gonna need it

the way yanks refer to pasta as "noodles" truly and utterly does my fucking nut in

>>69563969
>we're on dry January as well

fucking hell mate do you want to be anymore of a meme?

>>69563969
>dry January
For what purpose lad?

>>69563669
normans love him because they think he's edgy

>>69563818
Come on man, I just need to know if I can kill someone and stuff them in the trunk of my car without anyone noticing

Then I can throw their corpse down some ravine in the lava fields of Hornstrandir

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>>69563936
Corbyn has been great for the labour party and the british political system

TAKBIR!

>>69563982
the best posts are ones that make me angry about something i never even considered before

>>69563982
And me, in at least Chicago there's this takeaway place called noodles and they sell like spagbol and lasagna as well as proper Asian noodles and that

>>69564001
>>69564002
It was her idea, I'm doing it for support
anything for an easy life, 'ey haha

>remembering all those youtubers you enjoyed from the early days who have just disappeared
;_;

>>69564014
yeah you maybe could

You would also become famous because Iceland has NO murderers and ONLY financial crime according to the people i met there

>>69564035
>it was her idea
Grim

Grow a pair fucksake

does the average brit despise the copper too?
or it is american culture only?

>>69564035
fuckske lad

could you be more beta

get a fucking stiff drink in ye

>>69564062
yank culture
our police are upstanding members of the community

t. got arrested and they didn't even give me handcuffs

>>69564062
yankified prats might claim to hate them, but most people don't care

>>69564062
average brit no

Loud ignorant teenagers on social media, and criminals, yes

having said that the police used to be corrupt as fuck. Now they are only a bit corrupt

>>69564061
Yeah, I forgot it takes testicles to be so dependant on alcohol you can't go a month without it
Grow up mate

>>69564062
only thugs and criminals hate cops. most of them are decent blokes just trying to make the streets nicer.

>>69564101
to be honest having enough of a dependancy on alcohol to even consider dry January a challenge is laughable

>>69564101
Naw it takes testicles to not let your woman walk all over you
If you want a drink, be a fucking man and have a drink lad

Christ

>>69564062
not been overly fond of them since I got arrested when I was 14 2bh

>>69564062
unronically dislike the police but thats cos both my rents were criminal lawyers so got fed a bad impression

>>69564062
i hate all public sector workers

>2017
>not being a crippling alcoholic

smdh at these ppl

>>69564140
She's only doing it because we went too hard over chrimbo limbo and she's on a health kick

>>69564147
how's /gf2017/ going mate? good?

>2017
>still into you
t. hayley williams

>>69564178
I know la

don't know how they manage 2bh

>>69564160
some police are dicks. Mate of mine in Glasgow's uncle was framed by the police for a murder in the 80s because they couldnt be arsed to find the real criminal

He only got out of it coz my mates dad has a good job and could pay enormous legal fees

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MISSUS BANFIELD

MISSUS BANFIELD

MISSUS

BANFIELD

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who should I play as?

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>i hate all public sector workers

wish i had a friend to burden with my depressive/suicidal thoughts

>>69564183
Aye it is, got her in late November and if she asked me not to drink I'd ask her to keep quiet

Why do you think you have to be a timid poofter to get a girl?

>>69564203
YOU VILE HAG

>>69564210
obviously the dutch
ottoman is also some kind of fun

>>69564203
>le hur dur all loyalists are needlessly angry little men
Ah yes, impeccable sense of humour

>>69564233
fucks sake you utter bender

bottle them up

>>69564160
why would lawyers dislike the police?

>>69564210
Rome

>exceptionally famous liberal Adam Smith thought that people would deliberately buy goods produced in their own country to help support their economy
>tfw these days he'd get blasted for that protectionism by the neoliberal establishment

>>69564197
ikr

im getting smashed on the job

>>69564238
>your only options are timid poofter or "wha'eva, I do what I want"
It's just something to do over January mate, fucking hell you're a bit insecure about this
I'm sure your mu-sorry gf let's you do whatever you want

>>69564218
You didn't even (you) me gimmie my (you)

>>69564278
Lawyers aim to get their client off Scot free
Police aim to convict

>>69564295
>failing to distinguish between is and ought
poor show

>>69564163
a friend of mine addresses all police as "public servant"

>driving in his car, police have closed the road ahead
>they motion for him to stop to talk to him
>"Hello public servant! Are you having a productive day in the name of society?"
>"hello sir, the road ahead is closed"
>"righto, why is that?"
>"there's been an accident, we're waiting on the paramedics"
>"ok, ill go on the back roads"
>"ok sir, drive safely"
>"I will do public servant, bye"

That is a word for word transcript of an event that happened last week

>>69564269
Christ your lack of an uncle really did leave you a bitter humourless cunt

>>69564295
Adam Smith would be labelled as a communist if he were around today.

>>69564307
Aye except you don't actually want to do it, so why are you doing it?

Gon just have a pint lad, Jesus

>>69564307
>>69564238
>>69564183
>>69564147
>>69564101
>>69564061
>>69564035
right shut it you two

>>69564332
your friend is a fat hat tipping twat

they don't make them like they used to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDPTkRSM9Zo

So what does the word "pasta" evoke in British English? This thread left me confused.

>>69563569
This pic made me wish to be the girl desu

>>69564373
pasta

>>69564277
yes that's working out well

>>69564366
3 of these were me

>>69564368
ngl he is very eccentric. Not into the fedora scene though

>>69564373
umm like italian pasta
not noodles
no asian noodles are pasta

>>69564373
fusilli, penne, tagliatelle etc.

>>69564373
pasta is pasta you twat

>>69564332
is he just a weirdo or does he need his face caving in

>>69564382
yeah would love to have a bleeding junk and murderous traits once a month

>>69564373
Bowl of fusilli m8

>>69564373
WHENSA YOUR DOLMIO DAY

>>69564332
sounds like a boring old fart who listens to "real music with real instruments" and thinks everyone's out to get him

Disappointed Maisieposting is no longer a thing

>>69564382
i imagine being a girl and having a decent pair of tits to play with when you're bored would be so much fun

i mean playing with your dick and balls is all good but just imagine

https://youtu.be/l5LidZerROQ

if you didn't like this choon 5-6 years ago you are a fat nerd pleb

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>good morn' public servant, trust you're having a pleasant day

>>69564373
a dish originally from Italy consisting of dough made from durum wheat and water, extruded or stamped into various shapes and typically cooked in boiling water.

Can't breathe lads cause the gf ordered me to do Suffocating January, ahaha the things us men have to go through to get sex eh? I love her so much

>>69564373
Where did that italian runt go?

He ran pasta

>>69564373
pasta fusilli and two boilded eggs

>>69564363
I don't actually give a shit whether I drink or not, it was a joke

>>69564476
mate i do NOT care just shut up

>>69564461
apparently having big tits is a bit of a hassle, and even medium size tits are annoying when you're sleeping because you have to flop them about and get them comfortable

also they get achey and tender when you have a period

it's not all joy

>>69564388
Thank you my Italian friend

>>69564402
>>69564412
Got it now, nothing too different.
Would you say that lasagne is pasta though?

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>>69564458
Let's bring it back then

I don't actually give a shit whether i breathe or not, it was a joke

>>69564507
*Plays the world's tiniest violin*

>>69564430
he's just a bit weird. Very un-normie. he works as a tutor to rich kids at private schools and unironically wears corduroy and tweed all the time. Hasn't left the house without a tie on in about 5 years.

Luckily for him he's good looking and pretty funny so people pretty much always like him. The police in my example found him very funny

>>69564507
what about a big dick

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found this image of pasta shapes, I thought you might like it! look at the little curly ones too! haha xx

- Mum

>>69564476
he was right you are insecure

>>69564464
mmm wobblewobblewobble
mmm wobblewobblewobble
mmm wubblewibblewubble
mm wub wub wub

>>69564507
i miss having a gf with giant norks.

current gf's wabs are average at best

>>69564542
well that's probably alright then

hope he's not a nonce

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>>69564163

>>69564458
isis deployed you to morroco eh
?

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If you are ever feeling sorry for yourself and you're all down in the dumps, then all you need to do is think "At least I'm not Chris Evans" and soon you'll be feeling right as rain again

>>69564518
probably not
its like a pie

>>69564553
Quite like a bit of gemelli these days lads, I'm not gonna lie about it

>>69564553
Rotelle looks like something you'd get out of a heinz tin. definitely do not want

>>69564550
hmm wouldn't know haha

you do have to arrange your balls now and then to make them comfortable though don't you

>>69564332
Need to start doing this

>>69564600
Yea, expect fireworks soon haha

>>69564553
thanks mum x

>>69564553
I have literally never seen those "Radiatori" or heard anyone talk about them. Also no one calls those "gemelli", there are many regional interpretations of those, each with their own name
Aside from those two, I could name everything except maybe funghetti and orzi

>>69564627
>implying the gardaí will be as patient about it

>>69564476
shrieking

>>69564649
not much of an Italian then are you

shame on you, shame.

>>69564589
dont think he is. He's quite right wing and loves Peter Hitchens

in Australia we have ants nicknamed 'inch ants' because there literally 1 inch in size never squash one of these fuckers because they release a pheromone just like bees that attracts all the other inch ants around, guys have gone to sleep to wake up covered in 100's of these fuckers there pretty painful but not life threatening... most the time

>>69564649
The place I know "gemelli" from calls it "rustici" but if I google that I just get pictures of sausage rolls so I don't know WHAT's going on there haha
alri see you 'round mate
*claps you on the shoulder and walks off to the bar*

>>69564553
what holds sauce best?

>>69564605
This post made me reconsider my entire existence as an Italian tbqhwy

>>69564616
Only kids and old people eat those indeed

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tights?

>>69564649
Which one's your favourite mio fratelli?

4000 words to write for Sunday. Do you think I can pull it off, lads?

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>>69564649
Ever tried Dildorini pasta?

>>69564720
no idea darling I'll have to watch Jamie and Gennaro tonight and see what they say! aha x

>>69564708
>in Australia, if you kill an ant, it wins

>>69564753
hope so. I've got 1500 more words to write by the end of today

>>69564760
>tfw my penis was the model for them

Dont know why they enlarged it though

>>69564668
Irish gardai are a lot more laid back than the UKs

wonder if Italians treat different types of pasta like we treat different brands of biscuits
you know like staunchly defending your favourites and that

got to edit 500 words out and do the bibliography for my essay by next weekend lads
who else /organised/?

>>69564809
>i
Jackeen

Anybody here ever shagged their Uni lecturer?

Gays may not apply.

>>69564809
no they're not they're wankers

penne is the custard cream of pasta

>>69564749
I'm very fond of dense pasta like gnocchi and ravioli, but otherwise it all depends on what you're serving with it.
Smooth pasta doesn't go well with more liquid sauce and some other types will require specific types of condiment

>>69564814
Who is the jaffacake of the pasta world?

>>69564838
all mine are 50 year old men, but that wouldn't stop me

>>69564870
ravioli

once tried to make gnocchi and it was a disaster, the bastards wouldn't cook and I ended up frying them and having them with ketchup (called it "frocchi" haha, fried gnocchi)

also made ravioli once but that went pretty well so I won't share the full story

>>69564826
i am not.

I have to finish 1500 words for this one, then edit it and another one, then do bibliographies by MIDNIGHT ON MONDAY

Can't wait to get home and start gooning to rosy lads.

>>69564872
grill

>>69564888
this post was in good humour
did a little laugh

>>69564844
Maybe in Dublin, but everyone in Dublin's a cunt, outside of Dublin in the real Ireland gardai are chill

Don't give a FUCK about pasta

Shut the fuck UP

>>69564814
You only get loyal brandfags (or hipsters who claim that the 3-4 famous, expensive brands are always objectively better than the standard supermarket ones, which is only sometimes true), but not really specific type of pasta-fags. What's likely is people who won't like some of them rather than the opposite

they should make a pasta condom

how do you say "fuck the police" in british?

>>69564933
*scans this post*
there MUST be a code here... they said they were gunna make contact with me any day... this is it i can FEEL it
wait- wait hang on i see it
the capital letters
the CAPITAL LETTERS!!!
what are they communicating to me... "FUCK UP"... what does it mean

>>69564863
italian a cute :3

yeah i meant in terms of what would you choose to have with your favourite sauce

UK
either rigatoni with think meaty sauces or linguine with fresh tastes

farfalle subhumans RAUS

>>69564959
bugger the bobbies

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just got this

>>69564852
Yeah, there was this time when we had an orgy. There was about 8 of us, maybe 9, and I let 5 of the guys cum down my throat. Swallowed it all. Regretted it later as I felt really ill. Put my fingers in my mouth trying to vomit all that spunk up and it smelled fucking horrific all mixed with my stomach acid.

One of the guys thought it would be funny to try and fuck my arse whilst I was retching but I was really clenching my anus to not let him in but I'd done that many poppers it was futile.

Cum going in one end and coming out the other. Lol.

>>69564959
Proper tossers, those bloody bobbie's like

top tier dubstep:
giant - drumstick
2562 - dinosaur
funtcase - dubsteppa
flux pavillion - night goes on
stenchman - on the road again
noisses - square face

>not bottling up your self hatred until it spills over and you commit suicide
HOWLING

>>69564959
nobblers to coppers

>>69564994
>'s

>>69564959
piss off plod

>>69564927
im from outside dublin and you're a clueless sheltered middle-class retard

>>69564959
SKENG THE FEDS

>>69565020
*kisses you*

>>69564981
how do you say:

face down, ass up
beat that pussy up and down
black fellow
doggystyle
hit that shit raw
I want to take you out for a drink and make sweet love

>>69565035
this made me laugh

i cannot explain why but it did

>>69564978
>either rigatoni with think meaty sauces or linguine with fresh tastes
Honorary Italian.

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http://www.pornhub.com/insights/united-kingdom-divided

>you are WASTING the best years of your life on this pointless site instead of struggling now so you can live comfortably later
hmmmm

>>69565062
Thanks for your useless post.

Had a dream about American Imperialism last night.

I was in the pub, and all the regulars were there. Big Dave, Sully, Sharky, Boothy and Scholar, and we were all drinking John Smiths (it only cost £1) and watching the football. I saw this fat ginger slag with big boobies at the bar, so I sauntered over and offered to pay for a vodka and rush for her. Suddenly, she turned around and said with that fucking annoying dumb valley girl accent "like, yeah, sure?", like she was asking a question. Then she said "Like, maybe we should go and get some sushi or somethiiiiiing?" I was shocked. I turned around and Big Dave's Hi-Vis jacket had turned into a V-neck sweater and Sully's bald head had grown hair in the shape of a comb over. The pints were now costa cups and the NFL was on. The pub was now a "sports bar".

I staggered back. "No, no, not like this". Boothy turned around and so "you OK dude, you don't look so good, maybe we should hit some doobies braah".

I dropped my pint and it shattered all over the floor. I looked down and I was wearing red chinos with a white T-shirt with a black and white rhianna picture on it.

I woke up in cold sweats. The Pakis might be bad, but keep your eye for the yanks as well.

>>69565078
>step mom
>step sister

why

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>>69564992
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

>>69565083
I'll have topped myself by then lad

>>69564999
addendum:
coki - robotnik
rusko - cockney thug
cookie monsta - ginger pubes

>>69565061
arse over tit
shag that fanny top and bottom
lenny henry
doing it continental
riding bareback
lie back and think of england, love, I'll buy you a breezer

>>69565111
pakistannis?

>>69565083
>implying I'm not getting paid right now

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TOOT

>>69565148
>lie back and think of england, love, I'll buy you a breezer
quite good

>>69565148
Do you have down syndrome

Had a wank but wasn't able to come, was only the second one of the day

Dire

>>69565148
Last line got me

>>69565188
Nah sorry
you'll find a friend someday though, champ, keep at it

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>>69565083
>implying this isn't my only vice in a autistic life otherwise dedicated almost entirely to studying electrical engineering at a top uni

Dng Vwllss Jnry. Mking my prgrmmng jb vry dffclt. h wll, rltnshps r abt cmprmss. Gd lv hr.

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Thought id treat myself to a nice midday snack

@69565242

incredibly runty choices

have a massive thing for short mousy brunettes. natalie portman type woman.

currently fancy a girl at uni but im too scared to make a move because im unsure if she likes me back.

>>69565242
Why don't you own a table?

>>69565242
haha alri fatty

>>69565234
Looks like I really got to you with that comment.

I've got plenty of good friends, probably more than you.

>>69565242
fat cunt

>>69565239
v bd pst

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>>69565305

Buine idea: pot without a certain letter

>>69565344
ht

http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1483715964177.webm

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>>69565327
>"Look carer, I posted a picture of a projector"

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>when you frustrate the job centre staff until they tell you you should be on ESA

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Hahaha the state of Bristol.

>>69565409
post the one for brighton la x

controversial opinion : the UK is overrated

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>>69565375

>>69565409
heh

>>69565458
Nonce

remember once I broke up with my gf because I wanted to date a girl from my class and I never even spoke to the girl loooooooooool

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what the fuck is this?

it's like (((they))) are openly mocking us now

>700 words and references and I've finished last assignment of year

Reckon it's doable by tonight lads?

>>69565409
>you will never see your own dick in a tied up girl's arse while your mate both shags and compliments her

>>69565506
isnt that based on a real event

>>69565518
definitely, get started now and you can probably get it done before 8 oclock

i wished winter didn't last as long as it does

>>69565643
Wish it lasted longer desu

Captcha: school calle

>>69565643
Spring is the longest season though

Ever heard the saying "A stitch in time saves nine?" Well, I'm the needle lads and it's time to sew things up.

British people saying "god damn" is an issue that needs to be addressed lads. I reckon it's time we ban netflix.

>>69565715
you're god damn right

>>69565242
>snack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcZCZkekxxg


Excellent video from based PJW

rah...

DAMN DANIEL

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YOU UP FOR SOME GINGER BEAVER, LADS????????????????????????????

>>69565734

>giving lip because he thinks I won't twat him

Big mistake.

>>69565763
You'll give me lip, right around my cock

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>when the job centre staff say not you again

>>69565746

>an-tie

Americanised TWAT.

>>69565746

>ant-eye depressants

> take modafinil to study
> get really obsessed with tiding things up
> tidy all the files on my computer and update everything
> realise I've spent 5 hours doing this and haven't done any work
haha wahey

>>69564311
lawyers don't? most criminal lawyers I've met absolutely despised their clients and would bitch endlessly about how many thick dickheads they'd have to defend even though they blatantly did it.

criminal lawyers are pathetic in general though, really the absolute dregs of law gruduates become criminal lawyers. ((construction law is the patricians choice))

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>>69565507
>most often searched compared to rest of UK
straight

any pale girl in

>>69565824
haha my dad does criminal, he did alri, made partner by 40. mum did property and she's much richer though

>>69565824
You fucking idiot. Contract law is where the most respected of lawyers lead.

Bet you study Islamic Law

>>69564542
>corduroy and tweed
>doesn't hunt
>doesn't own a farm

yeah he needs his face smashed in

>>69565507
>Gay - Straight Guys

Is that some sort of fetish the homos have, converting straight people ?

>>69565746
SHOUTY MCSHOUTFACE

>>69565882
what does he think of his clients?

>>69565779

Digger a deeper hole for yourself fella.

>>69565759
>the one you keep posting daily and gradually she wears less and less clothes

If its the same one I honestly think her body is incredible so im up for it

>>69565887
>study

sorry I'm not gay, look me up in the legal 500 you mongol

>contract law
ah yes thank you mr nosegoldbergenstein

>>69565746
fucking state of this cunt

Just had some woman scream at me at the top of her lungs in a car park lads.

>>69565934
haha he's alright with them desu, think he sticks with drug dealers

>>69565995
but y

>>69565746
the truth about videos titled the truth about ...

hid a dead baby in the boot of some parked car earlier

>>69566036
I was waiting in the passenger seat of a carpark whilst my gf run inside to get something from the shop.

Some woman driving on a phone pulls up right next to me, not realising I was in the car and opened her car door (not in a 'accidentally swung too far, my bad' way, but in a it made a huge thud and she didn't even seem to care way) so I opened the door and asked her what she thought she was doing and that she should be more careful.

Her saying 'sorry, I didn't mean to' would probably have been enough, but instead she took it upon herself to have some sort of meltdown in the carpark by first claiming she didn't hit it, then when I insisted she did, she said her finger was there (couldn't have been as she had the phone in her hand to her ear), then she said it was because she was on the phone (as if that made it okay), and finally said it was because she was making an urgent appointment at A and E despite the fact that you don't make appointments at A and E and if you actually need to be there you don't go shopping first.

She stormed off in a hugg, then cme back out whilst I was talking to my girlfriend and starting randomly shouting again, literally at the top of her lungs about how she didn't hit it and I asked her to calm down and she got in her car, then opened the door AGAIN, and started screaming about how she'd had a big operation, reversed out of her space, started screaming inside her car (with her window up so we couldn't hear) and then drove off.

>>69565995
tell us what happened lad

the banks bonuses

http://deploraball.com/


heading this

what u reckon

>>69565746
why does he look like he's constantly about to sneeze

>>69566032
yeah uh sorry friend you haven't really convinced me to take back my earlier statement about criminal lawyers being pathetic dregs of society :/

>>69566071
russell pls go

>>69566065

Must have been very distressing lad. Want me to sort her out for you?

>>69566065
Should have slammed your door into her car.

>>69566065
Sounds like a crazy bitch, no wonder she'd do something like drive on a phone

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>>69566077
sounds like they're trying too hard to offend people

>>69566112
obviously it's less appealing but basically the most necessary for a functioning society :) he's rich anyway so meh

>>69566077

Actually looks quite based. Cernovich, Southern, Milo and McInnes et al are going.

>>69566180
State of you lmao

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>>69566077
Bloody hell

>>69566132
It's alright lad, I was honestly gonna have a bit of a go at her but I actually started feeling sorry for her because she just kept telling lie after lie and even when I sort of told her to calm down she continued scremaing when she got in her car, including as she reversed out, but with her window up, so she was basically just screaming to herself and her daughter in the car.

>>69566135
But I'm not a cunt like her.

>>69566149
Yeah lad, honestly not come across somebody that unhinged for a long time.


The thing that pissess me off the most was that she kept lying about how she didn't do it when I literally sat and watched her do it and it made a massive thud. I knew she did, she knew she did it, I'm not sure why she thought telling the lie over and over again would make either of us think otherwise?

Russell, Rasheed, Rourke.

>>69565746
is PJW gay?

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>>69566170
>criminal law
>rich

bet he works at some dingy high street practice too

>>69566234
>meme memes memed meme memes GUYS MEMES
hate how everything is that and how often its used

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As a poortherner who grew up in a working class family in South Shields during the 90's, I can't help but think what my life would be like if I were a middle-class only child who grew up in a posh area in the south east.
Anyone who fits that demographic mind telling me about their childhood?

Just eloquently dissected and shredded a niggers anti-white rhetoric lads

my mates supporting Deploraball
madting

>>69566278
They're pandering to utter idiots

>>69563642
Nothing like a nice tall pint of cider when it's hot doe

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>>69566253

Nah

>>69566280
i'll tell you in the next thread x

>>69566306
That's what the MEINSTREEM METEOR wants you to believe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDCRop6CRwY
lmao

>>69566306
you just KNOW

>>69566239

Need to bring back the old asylums.

>>69566280
you like horse riding and jack wills? because there was a lot of both desu

>>69566353
learnt to load, unload and clean these in ccf. hated every minute of my life