Russians can NOT speak english.

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>Be russian
>Blyat zhdruva klatov malataya

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>>69562671

>>69562631
Nips and Russians are so cute together <3

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>>69562710

>>69562736
gay

>>69562787
well yes
heteros are so boring

>>69562736
paragay xD

>>69562855
paragay lmao

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>>69562855
>Heteros are so boring.
True.

>>69562710
Funny, because I speak English the same way - with Russian grammar and English words. And people even understand what I am talking about. I was in the USA and hadn't any problems with communication. People even didn't laugh at me despites it probably sounded like Master's Yoda speech.

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>>69562889
>>69562904
i wish we could change it like thay permanently
>>69562968
Is funny because most of here masturbate to traps and they still believe they are not gay at all

but i can

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>>69563351

>>69562424
Right, only google translate can speak english. lol

>>69563391
Yamero

>>69563399
it wasn't tho
It's almost useless when it comes to russian-english translation

>>69562424
Parce qui la langue Français est notre langue seconde.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7qLa7__q2Y

En vérité - j'ouble Français, parce qui j'etude la langue Polonaise, mais je veux encore parler Français

>>69563067
We would understand your meaning but the delivery is awkward and sounds funny to us. Everything would sound like Yoda.

>>69563506
Can confirm. It just changes the letters and then fucks everything up. I recognized the word, "American" but Google translate couldn't handle it.

>>69564169
J'espère les gens de la Russie non seront parler pas Anglais.

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lol!

1812 a été une erreur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcWkqILsYw0

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>>69562424
>Japan in charge of bantering language disability

>>69564690
To kurwa pozór że polacy nadal mówią po angielsku. Przyjdzie dzień gdy angielki zapłacą. Pedalskie scierwa.

To nie o wszystkich, tylko o pedalach

>>69564401
Crazy dude from sosach

>>69564356
>he thinks only anglos can pronounce that
LEL. It's not hard at all I'll tell ya.

Come back when you learn how to roll your Rs :^)

>>69564853
>Come back when you learn how to roll your Rs :^)

TRIGGERED

t. don't have it, like 10-15% of Russians

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>du mil dek sep
>ne paroli esperanton

>>69562742
This is actually serious. Churkas are people who dedicate themselves to rub other people. They are pretty useful on beaches when you have noone to rub oil on your back, or when you want to fap but your hands are tired. But these guys just don't know when to stop, and overrubbing may result in you getting killed to death, this bit is true. Think of bleeding blisters.

>>69565172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-vV7poG9zU

>>69562424
Уes iт is, I speaк iт oиly тнгougн google тгaиslaтe. Шнy sнoulф I leaгн iт?

>>69565205
U want to sit up on the bottle?

Can Japs?

>>69565172
Just a friendli remindier - Anglais with cyrillic would be looking like a caucasian language

Tхe cкы иc peд тoнигхт
Be1pe oн тхe eдгe тoнигхт
Ho cхooтинг cтap тo гyидe ac

Eыe фop aн eыe, вхы тeap eaцх oтхep aпapт,
Плeace тeлл мe вхы, вхы дo вe мaкe ит co хapд?
Лooк aт yc нoв, вe oнлы гoт oypceлвec тo блaмe
Ит1c cycх a cхaмe

>>69565911
Only teardrops

>>69565911
this is fucking horrible, its worse than kazakh

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>>69566440
really makes you think
Hmmmmm

>>69566532
it's a letter to letter transcription

a phonetical would be

Зэ cкaй иc pэд тyнaйт
Bи'p oн зэ эдж тyнaйт
Ho шyтинг cтap тy гaйд ac

Aй фop эн aй, вaй тиp ич aзэp эпapт
Плиc тeлл ми вaй, вaй дy ви мэйк ит co хapд?
Лyк aт ac нay, ви oнли гaт aypceлвc тy блэйм..
Ит caч э шeйм..

>>69566791
a little better, still looks like a clusterfuck with all of our diphthongs though

i miss ѣ

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>>69564255
If you're trying to Google Translate Russian from 4chan, you'll have to fix it a little bit. 4chan swaps out the Latin letters in Cyrillic with actual Latin characters. You'll only be able to translate it on Google if you swap out those letters with actual Cyrillic characters.