/sino/ Chinese Thread

>>69558911
What are you doing in Japan?
Go back to the Guizho.

Thread Theme btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vBw3kRtAwE

Inb4 I'm Banned for Shitposting Edition

>>69560376
i suggest you create a /tw/, /dpp/ or the like for yourself anon

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3rd for lao yang

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>>69560670
Taiwan, do you know it?

>>69560905
no 1 fo sho nigga

What do you think of the girl in plaid?
She looks and sounds a bit shtoopid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfYWupncps0

厉王无道,召穆公赋谏之,赋也。

>>69561161
shes deformed lol

>>69560711
>yang
So does that mean sheep or gigantic or ocean in this case?

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https://youtu.be/jj5v3c0Y6Mo
>mfw it's 2017
>they are still producing movie based on "journey to the west "
REEEEEEEEEE

>>69566932
The actor playing Xuanzang is way too handsome for the role. Terrible casting.

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>>69567287
i missed the old days when stephen chow's movie can always make me laugh, not the bullshit now he created

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>>69567595
我愛台女

>>69568534
you and that autistic chinese foot lover are the same guy right?
good luck on finding taiwanese gf

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>>69568818
>you and that asian foot connoisseur are the same guy right?
對

>>69568884
how is life in germany?
living in a sovereign first world country
must feeling good huh?

>>69568986
not as good as living in Taiwan desu

>>69568986
Aren't you living in one?

I found the best way to lowkey piss of my Taiwanese is to refer to TCM as "herb stuff" and refusing to acknowledge the practitioners she sees as real doctors.

All that TCM hocus pocus talk by chinky girls is really pissing me off.
>b-but I can't have anything chilled or cold because I am on my period now

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>>69569326
plz stop this kind of banter

>>69569464
>Independent
check
>First world
check

>>69569493
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-19/kpop-agency-behind-taiwanese-star-chou-tzu-yu-under-cyber-attack/7098964
if can't enter UN and have to apologize for waving flag can be considered as having sovereign, then yeah we are independent

>>69569712
De Facto independent.

What's the weirdest shit you have ever encountered when with a chinky girl?
I had one that has never washed inside her belly button because her mother told her it's not healthy.
So I told her she should stop being retarded and cleaned it with q-tips and hydrogen peroxide lmao. It was literally black inside there.

Also taught her to brush the tongue (mother also said it's bad) when brushing teeth.

>>69569736
can't argue with that

>>69569926
Have you already served in the military?

How is the hazing culture there.

>>69569824
>brush the tongue
da fuck

>>69569824
wtf, how did you meet her?
i thought most of chink are educated now

>>69569981
are you disgusting or something

>>69570024
>brush the tounge
what the hell are you doing?

>>69570024
Stop fellating your toothbrush

>>69570086
are you disgusting or something

>>69570102
Stop fellating your toothbrush

>>69569974
i didn't reach the requirement to serve in the military, so i can leagally "draft dodgers "

>>69570102
>brush the tounge
what the hell are you doing?

>>69570098
>>69570135
>>69570204
>disgusting yellow tonguers

Watch this (didn't watch myself)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaItIW4dPeI

>>69570154
So were you too fat, too skinny or mentally retarded?

I was playing retarded at the physical examination (pretended not to hear anything until it became super loud, pretended not to be able to read the words on the board, pretended to be exhausted after 2 squats, didn't piss in the jar, etc) and got the unfit for any kind of service score as well.
was pretty cool because with that you don't have to do community service either

Anybody here can tell me the difference between Hokkien and Cantonese? Which is easier to start with?

>>69570597
Are you trying to be contrarian? Just learn mandarin.

>>69570645
>contrarian
I'm a banana chink who already knows mandarin, but i always feel left out whenever my peers speak in their dialects.

>>69570733
>a malaysian
>not knowing Hokkien
you can start by wathing some taiwanese soap opera
https://youtu.be/anwdAXvuel0

I started reading the Zhuangzi.
I hope it turns out to be just as good as the Tao te Ching

are asians naturally bi?

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Can someone translate this?

>>69575092
mei means "sister",doesn't it?

>>69575092
It says: Little girls' emotions are deep.

Btw, what does 李刚 mean?

>>69575092
The pleasure of cumming in young sisters.

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>>69575570
This is why I don't trust german translations,

>>69568884
post more, bitte

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>tfw your copy of The dream of the read chamber is a translation of the german translation
>It's the only hungarian edition avalible

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>>69576829

>>69576829
I got banned last time requesting for more feet pics from foot kraut

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>>69578732
s-stupid mods..

>>69569824
>brush the tongue

Fucking German untermensch spreading his idiocy

>>69579960
>he runs around with a gunked up tongue
fuck off daniele

>>69580019
I wonder where you lost that gag reflex faggot

>>69580066
you're supposed to brush your tongue, not your tonsils.

>>69569824
A friend once told me that they also believe drinking water with ice is bad.
You literally cannot order water with ice, but you can order ice cream.