Would you like to have a french girlfriend? Pros and cons

I've had two already. They're alright but I bit too whiny and bitchy. Very kinky in bed though.

>Pros
Hot accent
>Cons
"Australia has no culture" constantly
Naturally smelly
Can't handle the banter
Secretly hates me because I'm Anglo

>>69556142
>"Australia has no culture" constantly
That's just the truth sorry

>Pros
My dream
>Cons
Probably liberal as fuck (not even trying to start shit but I know I can't see eye-to-eye with the French in a political sense.)

>>69556104
Pros: qt, cute accent

Cons: dumb, smelly, too liberal

that said, i would definitely want a french gf

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>>69556125
>un belge a déjà eu deux pa françaises
>les français de /fr/ n'ont jamais eu de pa même française

>>69558235
>Quand les Français postent dans leur propre langue en dehors de /fr/

Why the fuck do you do this shit ?

Pros: She speaks my language and is from the same culture as I am

Cons: Hypochondriac, not as good in bed as everybody thinks, knows a lot of shits but can't think for herself if her life depended on it, retarded attitude to politics, americanized, thinks she is hotshit because they are internationally put on a pedestal.

Don't fall for the memes boys.

>>69558235
arrêtez de parler en français en dehors du général sans raison putain vous faites que renforcer tous les clichés sans vous en rendre compte bande de pignoufs

>>69558571
THIS
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>>69558571
> The French are spewing lies to stop Anglo men wanting their women

Truly the most perfidious country. All French women are sexually adventurous, excellent cooks and perfect mothers.

>>69558610
observe: the extremely rare and little-known "good frog post"

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>>69558677
I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

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>>69558677
best ally

>>69558677
>All French women are sexually adventurous, excellent cooks and perfect mothers.

Yes, no, no.

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the french are NOT human beings

they may look and occasionally sound like people, but do NOT be fooled, they're nothing but disgusting garlic-munching surrender dogs

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I want a French passport. Feels good I can join the French Foreign Legion and solve all my problems for life joining then. I don't care about women anymore since I have erectile dysfunction due some trauma.

Even if I come to live in France after my 5 years of service on the legion I don't think that society will ever accept someone like me completely, all I want is work as rescuer at some ski resort, have a lonely life style living on the mountains.

>>69558793
If you're being serious, good luck. I've heard the FFL is tough as fuck.

>>69558702
No, you hate yourself and project your own inadequacies on France i.e Perfection

>>69558734
Je souhaite ;_;

>>69558610
Pas lui, mais va niquer ta mère.

>>69558677
They can perfectly cook what buzzfeeed showed them they could cook.
Most of them don't want children. Her birthrate will plumet in the next ten years.
Get a girl from South American country if ou want sexual adventurousness.

>>69558839
Our birthrate*

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>>69558288

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>>69558780
Tfw no French mummy to cook me cassoulet :(

>>69558950
Don't give me that fucking bullshit, Kévin. You fuckers lie about so much I wouldn't be surprised if you all knew English fluently.

>pros
Love accent
Probably interested in fashion
Hot
Siqq haircuts
>cons
bullying me for the time they fucked spain up

>>69558820

The only good thing I have is my climber physique. As climber I can join then with ease since I can do even one hand pull ups or walk more than 13km a day with 20kg of equipment on my backpack. The FFL looks like a honest way to leave Brazil and restart my life somewhere else, I'm really looking forward bivouac at Pyrenees and climb Céüse if during a holiday.

I'm used to bivouac on snow because I traveled few times to Chile with some climbing expeditions, really good way to have fun, but is sad when someone die up the mountain.

>>69558992
Most French people actually cannot speak English. They're not pretenting not to.

>>69559156
If French can't into English, then how come they post so fluently here ?

>>69559094
You sound like the kind of Man they search for. They don't look for people that are ripped and can show how much kilos they can benchpress at the gym. What they want is endurance and men that don't chicken out at the sound of bullets. They'll drag you through hell but if you can muster the bollocks to go through it then you'll have hundreds of brothers that will always be here to help you in time of needs.

>Pros
Beautiful accent and culture

>cons
They willy simply spit at me for being American

>>69559222
it's definitely not representative of the whole country, just cuz a bunch of them are fluent doesnt mean most are. same goes for a lot of countries actually

>>69558950
>>69558992
>>69559156
>>69559222
>>69559292
>Research states that between 90%[1] and 93%[2] of the Dutch population claims to be able to converse in English. According to some, the main reasons for the high degree of English speakers is the country's small size, dependency on international trade, and the use of subtitles for foreign languages on television rather than audio dubbing.[3] Occupations which require a complex knowledge of the English language, such as those in aviation and the sciences, are also abundant in the Netherlands. Furthermore, it is (besides Dutch) an official language of the municipality of Amsterdam [4]
wtf I love the netherlands now

>>69559379
>15 millions people, severely americanized represent the whole World

>>69556104
French women are not that great, slightly above German tier.

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>>69559094
>>69559266
>They don't look for people that are ripped and can show how much kilos they can benchpress at the gym. What they want is endurance

Exactly. They call it the "chat maigre".

>>69559266

>you sound like the kind of Man they search for

Feels good hear this, feels good too be used to the sound of bullets because, well, I live in Brazil, I even know the difference between the shots of AK 47 and AR-15. Life here is really harsh, be a climber helped me a lot of times.

>>69559792
Always thought thr FFL is just cheap cannon fodder. Easy way to sacrifice humans when French lives are too precious

>>69559978
>thr FFL is
the FFL

>>69559801
Best of luck to you Brosil anon, may you find the peace you're looking for.

>>69559978
Don't talk about things you have no knowledge about my dear Hans.

>>69559792
>>69559266

So, the only thing I have to do right now is speak french better and go to Aubagne.

>>69560028

Thank you.

>>69560051
enlighten me, pay is shit, job dangerous.

They attract 3rd wolrd foreigners to do the dirty work.

>>69560077
You can go to Aubagne without speaking a word of French but you'll have to rely much more on the others. Then again, that's the whole point of the Légion.

>>69560102
>enlighten me, pay is shit, job dangerous.
>They attract 3rd wolrd foreigners to do the dirty work.
The job is precisely for people that have reached a point of no return in their life. They know what's waiting for them. It's not a job for your average Hans Brudi that lived a comfy life in Bavaria without anything serious ever happening to him. You don't enlist in the Légion like you'd become a waiter in a café.
The pay is low, that I must admit, 1300€ in the beginning is not much but you can ge more if go up in the hierarchy. Also, they don't pay for food, drinks, clothes or accomodations.

>>69560102

>pay is shit

Comparing with the life I live right now is bretty gud.

>job dangerous

I got a graze of 9mm my head in 2015, my country is dangerous as fuck, I don't see any difference of be killed in Brazil by some stray bullets or "addressed bullets" in Central Africa or Middle East.

>dirty work

I'm not sure about it, I think you maybe be wrong, German Bernd.

>>69560102

Also, the legion is not about money, is about the opportunity of restart your life doing something honorable.

would a french girl love me and care for me and share her soul with mine, despite the fact that i'm anglo?

>>69556104
not worth at all

>>69560451
>The job is precisely for people that have reached a point of no return in their life

pretty comfy to have these kind of people as soldiers.

> It's not a job for your average Hans Brudi
agreed

> but you can ge more if go up in the hierarchy.

implying you will become one of the lucky few non French officers

>>69560604
>Also, the legion is not about money, is about the opportunity of restart your life doing something honorable.

you sound pretty naive

>>69560658
>implying you will become one of the lucky few non French officers
Mate, if you seriously want to, you can.

>>69560689
And you sound like you don't know shit about the Légion

>>69560769
>Mate, if you seriously want to, you can.
implying this depends on you

>>69556104

I have a french gf
>Pros
savage af tbhfamdesu - truly top tier banter. french humour is just insults anyway
dresses very well
patrician /lit/ taste + knowledge of gastronomy + political knowledge
10x smarter than australian women
cute accent
wild in the sack
pas de bullshit
>cons
if you don't learn her language it won't last long

so yeah. get learning ouiboos

>>69556104
I'd love to. I bet she'd be all shy with her english and shit which would be cute. Probably gives good head. However I'd have to watch her closely, she might sneak out and get BLACKED.

>>69556104
>Pros
Accent
>Cons
Everything else

>>69556104
10/10 would watch la nouvelle vague with an artsy french gf

>>69556104
>pros
french
>cons
french

>>69562514
>pros
french
>cons
wants to be BLACKED

>>69559222
they're obviously can't post if they don't speak english, and I'm sure plenty lurk

>>69562595
>Spain

>>69556104
Pourquoi tu postes toujours ta propagande de femmes de pubs de parfum ou alors des femmes vulgaires avec une clope au bec pour illustrer des femmes française, connard ?

>>69558610
it's an international board, it's literally the best board to post in french

>"/int/ - International" is 4chan's international board, for the exchange of foreign language and culture.

>>69562693
C'est la seule chose qui lui reste dans la vie, laisse le

>>69562595
>England

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>>69556104
>Pros
They can be easily enslaved
>Cons
They're nigresses

>>69559093
>implies any girl on this planet knows shit about histroy

>>69559093
does spanish with a french accent sound hot?
spanish itself sounds hot but i've heard french with a thick spanish accent it's it's not pretty

>>69559280
the french are ameriboos don't let them tell you otherwise

>>69559379
>Furthermore, it is (besides Dutch) an official language of the municipality of Amsterdam
wait what

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>>69560612

>>69563291
Why are Dutchies so hungry for Germans?

>>69563190
who isn't these days am I right?

>pros
girlfriend
>cons
french

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>>69563345

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>>69559222
I don't post fluently, but still I'm trying hard kek.

>>69559093
>Spanish inferiority complex.
You have to stop lads , napoleonic wars ended 200 years ago pls move on.

>>69559280
I don't know why you have this stereotype in the US, we are one of the biggest ameriboos in Europe.

>>69563190
Judge by yourself :DDD
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>smelly
No, it's a meme

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>>69563471
not for me

>>69563325
they couldn't pick their own nationality nor africans and arabs, this pic is about the least shitty picks

>>69563450
>we are one of the biggest ameriboos in Europe

I mean like what do ameriboos even do? listen to hiphop? eat mcdonalds?

>>69563625
Pretty much yep. But ours have positive opinions over americans.
Our girls love americans too.

>>69563190
We're not ameriboos. Consuming american entertainment products is not ameribooism because it became the default entertainment. We have ameriboos, those who go to american country music events and shit, with stetsons, harley davidsons and shit.

no, because i dont want a girlfriend. if i did want a girlfriend i would like to have a french girlfriend. but right now im disgusted by my weakness for girls and i hate the way a pretty sack of meat can manipulate my decisions.

nope. I don't like blacks

>>69563662
hey it's the same here with the french and also the english. we generally assume yall are smarter and more cultured. pretty much true.

however there's not a lot of ouiboos ;((((. but we all drink your wine and enjoy watching amelie on netflix lol.

>>69563662
>>69563688
hmm some contradiction here

>>69563746
no contradiction here, he confuses having a normal/positive opinion with booism desu

>>69556104
If it's true that French women tolerate cheating then I'd love one

>>69558839
>Most of them don't want children.
Wtf I want a french gf now. I don't like children as well

>>69562530
Those women aren't French, they're North African and Arabic

>>69563845
Some of then will be ok with it but you will get cucked too

>>69563879
You don't need specifically a French girlfriend for that

>>69563845
If you cheat, either she'll leave you or cheat on you twicefold. Life is not a porn movie, don't believe the memes

Let it be known that she would probably smoke.
Is this a pro or a con?

>>69563973
>life is not a porn movie

is it true when french women are being BLACKED, they scream "OUI OUI OUI"???

>>69564028
Calm down nigger

>>69564026
what are french cigs like? if they're like marlboros then in the trash it goes.

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>tfw no nationalist gf

>>69564063
A lot of people roll their own cigs because packs are way too expensive

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>>69564028
top kek

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>>69564114

>You will never marry Marion Marechal Le Pen and help her wage the coming French crusade/reconquest

You know how this feels

>>69564182
same here except that's more of a hipster thing. trash people from kentucky will buy marlboros for like 4 bucks and smoke until they fucking die

I don't want Mohammed or Ooga Booga's sloppy seconds.

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>>69564235
I know this feel

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>>69564114
They dont even look white?

>>69564224
obviously a pasta anon

>>69564224
2bh when we're breeded out, the remaining whites will fuck like bunnies and white guys won't be sheltered autists. we still have the most desired physical features.

>>69563688
>Consuming american entertainment products is not ameribooism

You're right when you say that mere consume of foreign products is boo-ing.
Even Nordic countries that speak so well English with American accents are not really ameriboos, because when you absorbed something at the point it's normal it is not boo-ism anymore. English languages has 30% of French words, but all English speakers are not ouiboos.

But what matters is the way we consume American. Even if the French fully absorbed and adopted a lot of American stuff, their relation to American culture is strongly passionate.

This only by the fact the average French speak so bad English : average people can't even tell between American and English accent ! Because of this distance, we tend to see American culture with a lot of passion rather than what it is in realty. This passion is the origin of our "ameriboo-ism".

For example all these English words we use that are actually not appropriate. Unlike the English with French words, our use of American words is recent and strongly false (I'm not talking about parking or dispatcher, this is not booism). But the French use words like YOLO or FUCK because lulz saying 3 words you grasped from Hip Hop clips (that they don't even understand) IS badaaaaas and make you sound intelligent :D:D:D
On the other hand, people that really know English wouldn't do such errors, thinking it is retarded to use English words as we do.

The point is, French don't consume American products because there is nothing else, they do it by pure booism because they think American culture is fuckin badass and great.

(sorry for shitty english btwfam)

>>69563845
Most of them doesn't..

>>69564239
Yeah, not really associated with hipsterism here, it's just a poor student thing.

>Pros
Alluring accent
Fashionable
Kinky

>Cons
Nearly all French women I've met are Buzzfeed SJWs
Pompous
Can't handle hard work

That's all I can think rn on the top of my head.

>>69556104
i guess i would if she is of Franco French European descent, i dont want a immigrant muslim that just happens to speak french

>>69564922
yeah dark brown hair or in the trash she goes

>>69563221
I argued this with an aquafresh before.

English is an official language (alongside Dutch) in Amsterdam.

Of course, it doesn't mean much. It just means you are entitled to deal with public sector in English or Dutch, which means an Anglophone in the Netherlands would have absolutely no reason to learn Dutch.

There are also English speaking Afro-Caribbeans in the Dutch Antilles, so I guess it's also useful for them if they go to the capital of the "home country", since they're still part of the Netherlands.

>>69556104
No, Frenchies are arrogant af.

>>69556104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO7cD6qmydo

>>69564922
Just say French m8, no French on /int/ buy the civic nationalist bullshit

>>69564964
A lot of "Franco French European" are like this tho.

No, I want an English girlfriend and only an English girlfriend

>pros
None
>cons
Not English

>>69565114
>No, Frenchies are arrogant af.
they still have this "Grand Nation" mindset.
Although they are just a middle power nowadays

>>69565177
I do ;D
Otherwise there would be only auvergnats, alsaciens, bretons, provençaux, landais and no shared culture :'( :'(

>>69565197
>Grand Nation
Grande Nation

>>69564724
Yes I kind of agree but I would like to add some factors that, I believe, are determinent to understand why some french are ameriboos. We never had any strategic reasons to hate americans, on the contrary, we always ended up being allies during wars, and even got rescued, but we never had to fight them in a direct war or during cold war or got our country occupied by them. Also we dont have any major ideological disaprouval since at least a century. Busy administration and probably Trump administration are miles away from everything many french believe in but since a few decades France is too shy to give its opinion about anything on the international scene, we just follow america's lead and just say " meh " from time to time. The only reason Anglos think we hate them is because their consservative media can't stop bringing the french aristocrate cliché from time to time but in France medias are overall very positive about america, and about any country in general, except from a few very politised journals that are only read by a minority.

>>69565255
2bh only self conscious americans who hate being american anyway are the only ones who give a shit if the french like them or not.

>>69565065
>The official language of the Netherlands is Dutch. The majority of Amsterdam’s residents speak English well and are often fluent in one or two languages on top of that.

http://www.iamsterdam.com/en/visiting/about-amsterdam/history-and-society/language

Where does it say that English is an official language of Amsterdam in that sentence?

Also, the situation in the Netherlands, and more so than elsewhere in Amsterdam, is this: almost everyone speaks at least conversational English, but among one another always Dutch. If you walk through Amsterdam you'll hear people speaking Dutch, except for the occasional black guy speaking shitty English coming up to you and trying to sell you something.

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>>69564964
Your loss

>>69565382
>>69565190
wtf im saying that I want dark brown hair. back to english class pierre.

>>69565419
Yeah my bad I read it wrong, realised it too late

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>>69556104
Only if she's one of the really dark Mediterranean Gauloise you can confuse for an Algerian, but you ask her and she says she can trace her family in Provence back to Napoleon and you go "holy shit, you look North African", and she tells you "this is how French people look" and you believe her cause you can't argue against that.

Seriously though, Provence, Languedoc and even Corsica look indistinguishable from coastal Algeria.

>>69565230
I've said French, Achmed

Imo French are only the :

Auvergnats, Berrichons, Bourguignon, Languedociens, Franc-Comtois, Franciliens, Solognots, Tourangeaux, Saintongeais, Provençaux, Gascons, Orléanais, Picards, Wallons.
The Normands are half-French.
The Alsaciens, Basques, Bretons and Corses aren't French although they're close to us.

>>69565526
Mec, on est tellement mélangé, ton classement il vaut pas une clopinette de nos jours.

>>69565197
Gunten tag based bavaria, how do you do ?

>>69565255
Best debates take place with people you actually agree with :
This "ally" is not permanent because America has sometimes been depicted as an evil country by our politicians, like De Gaulle. Even Chirac played with it in 2001, and it's not totally wrong to say that there is a common thinking in France that Americans are (a bit, but just a tiny little bit) kind of retarded.
Bourdieu (sorry for using this name in 4chan I know that people here might hate him) had the idea that the relation between both American and French imperialism might be cooperative and sometimes conflictuous

+ agree with the anglo media part.

>>69565605
>how do you do ?
when I don´t shitpost on Italians, I do it on the French

>>69565598
>on est tellement mélangé

Parle pour toi

>>69565419
Why did you said "yeah" so ?
>if she is of Franco French European descent, i dont want a immigrant muslim that just happens to speak french
>yeah
Seems like you're backing his argument. We have some dark brown hair but our average grills have light brown hairs.

>>69565526
>Alsaciens aren't French
The eternal French Nationalist, always surrendering to krauts.

>>69565605
2bh we get offended when you call us retarded but it's true. if you're a well educated person in the US and you travel into the flyover states or some poor area, you'll be surrounded by mouth breathing morons.

>>69565449
This girl is not French. It's a Sicilian woman.

>>69565711
gee whiz I was under the impression that it was mostly dark brown. eh 2bh I'd smash a french bitch with no hair.

>>69565605
>American and French imperialism
My bad, it was not imperialism but universalism.

>>69565814
kek.
It's all about impression, med countries and Japan see us as blond while Anglos see us as very dark.

>>69565526
> Normands
Scando-Gallic rape babies
> Alsaciens,
Germans
> Basques,
Basque
> Bretons
British
> Corses
Italian

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>>69566033
ALL FRENCH

Btw Bretons >>english wtf leaf you are every day worse

Filipino here, do I have a chance? It would balance things out since I'm not smelly or hairy.

>>69564724
meh

>>69565197
The grande nation stuff is a german thing, a result of your hatred towards us, we're not arrogant, only those who don't like us call us that, they associate with us a lot of bad traits, to justify their baseless hatred and to convince others to hate us. We don't diss any countries, unlike our neighbours who love to shit talk us.

I'm girl but I wanna have furansu girls(I'm not LGBT though)

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>>69566624
>I'm a girl btw

>>69566624
> girl
yeah sure, we are all little girls here

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>tfw will never find a french gf

>>69565605
What did Bourdieu said about American and French universalism ? and there are no reasons to be ashamed, Bourdieu shaped modern sociology, his political views were something else but one can perfectly embrace his sociology without conforming to his political views, that's my case.

And I totaly agree with what you said about De Gaulle and Chirac but I think they are minor disacords that didn't change the behavior of the majority. De Gaulle was strongly and actively protecting the interests of France no matter the country he was opposing and even if he opposed the USA it was partly personal, the americans were seeing him as a dictator, and he wasn't publicly a strong critic of america, it would have put him in the position of a man who criticize the saviors of his nation, he couldn't be too harsh against them. But I think any kind of opposition to america was erased with Sarkozy and Hollande. Hardly criticizing america is an extreme pollitical view that is shared by Mellanchon or Le pen.

>>69565730
I see you guys as retards but most people in France don't I think.

>>69565197
>>69566588
Yes wtf no French believe in this mindset anymore.

>>69566624
I go to japan in February, I'm not a girl but we can still fuck if you are one desu.

>>69566811
There is hope Ivan

>>69566588
German nationalism being itself the result of French revolutionary wars kek.

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>>69566122
>csq les abeilles napoléoniennes ne seront jamais sur le drapeau actuel

>>69566845
Fuuggg about Bourdieu maybe it's the wrong reference :(

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Je vais avoir une petite amie française et il n'y a rien que tu peux faire pour m'arrêter

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>>69566845
>There is hope Ivan
Eh, do not think so.
>>69567033
Chad, tu ne vas pas avoir une gf francaise.

>>69567253
why ? They re just girls

>>69567253
Tu ne sais rien Ivan
Je vais avoir une

Y E S

>>69567297
Well, first of all, I would have to live in Europe. Which is a problem, because it is easier to find a good both academia and funding wise PhD in Cuckmerica.
>>69567324
stop lying to urself.

>>69567431
I'm not, I have seen into the future. It is going to happen.

btw historically Bavaria and France had a good relationship for centuries

Mainly because of a common enemy: Austria

Austrian Literature >>>>>>>>>>>>>> tremendous power gap >>>>>> Liechtenstein Literature >>>>>>>> Bavaria Litterature

>>69567747
>Bavaria Litterature
poor English
poor banter

>>69567859
>poor English
>poor banter
Poor ... Just like Bavarian literature

French girls are slimy and creepy, and they smell like ash because of the cigarettes they suck on

>>69565255
I think France-hate in conservative media has more to do with domestic politics than it does with France. Anglo-Saxon Americans think French food, wine, French language, etc. are sophisticated and high class and the hicks hate it when other people know more or have better tastes than they do. So it's more rural resentment of urban "elites" than it is about the actual country of France which few Americans care about at all

>>69560658
> but you can ge more if go up in the hierarchy.

implying you will become one of the lucky few non French officers


>I'm still in the 1900 : the post

>>69568058
I agree

>>69563625
Frenches were also the first to realize how high the artistic qualify of Old Hollywood movies was. And they love jazz, the blues, Westerns, all sorts of American shit

>>69568058
Not the guy you were responding to.
What always baffles me about Anglophone medias and society is the way you portray us. There is a million things you could mock us about but you choose to invent unfunny stereotypes like the mimes, the garlic thing and the surrendering. I will never get this, it clearly shows you have no idea what French culture is.

>>69563190
It's absolutely true. People here think everything they see on TV is true.

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>>69556104
>>69558233 >>69559529 >>69560653 >>69560858 >>69562392 >>69562461 >>69562485 >>69562514 >>69562693 >>69562895 >>69563845 >>69564922 >>69565114 >>69565125 >>69565449

How are Frenchwomen different from any other women?

Is she looks like Anissa Kate or Eva Green then fuck yeah.

>>69568225
smugness and arrogance is true for parisians

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>>69568073
>>I'm still in the 1900 : the post

https://cervens.net/legionbbs123/showthread.php?140-non-French-Officers

>How are Frenchwomen different from any other women?

They speak French

>>69568347
Those one are true yes, they are known for this in France as well

>>69563125
There's no language that sounds nice with a french accent, besides french of course.
Maybe it is because i am french, but listening to someone speaking english with a french accent is absolutely horrific, it's disgusting.

So you all just got meme'd. The only true sexy accent is spanish

>>69568306
You can't, you can go in every country and cherry pick and you will find beauty. Even in Africa or Asia.

And than that beauty will be on her period or on a bad day or you have a bad or you get bored by her or she gets old and then you can cherry pick again.

It's all in vain. You gotta settle eventually.

>>69568433
you all got meme'd*

>>69563396
thats an old picture
i m sure that ukraine might think russia is a lil bit more of a threat to the world than the usa nowadays

>>69568225
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ true they mock things like our smell which is litterally a 17s century stereotype

>>69568347
nah

>>69568433
it s bc you re french

>>69563125
Fuuggg I just figured out I missed reply.
This vocaroo.com/i/s0dlIhxrYVdR was for you my friend.

>>69568225
Like I said, Americans don't really know anything about Europe or care about it at all. People use "Europe" to talk about America. Rural conservatives resent "France" because they resent upper middle class Americans who eat brie and drink expensive wine and didn't like Trump or Dubya. Left-wing people admire "Denmark" because of its high welfare spending and socialized health care but don't want to hear about the neoliberal aspects of Denmark's economy or the anti-immigrant stuff.

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>>69564114
make france great again

>>69556104
>Pros
Can practice my french with her
From country with best culture

>Cons
Might be liberal (might not be though)
Might be slut

>>69568482
A lot of hatred of France is also rooted in traditional British anti-Catholicism from the 17th century. Americans don't care about that stuff any more but they used to and the tropes persist even though the underlying belief is gone

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>>69568482
You mean, Korean smell ?

>>69563744
>and enjoy watching amelie on netflix lol.

I've googled it but didn't find, what is it ?

>>69564762
same here, but not just poor students, most students

>>69568482
can you make a vocaroo of you talking french ?

>>69568390
Joining the FFL.

Risk your ass for a wagecuck salary for a country that gives a shit about you

>>69568622
but you can have frennch nationality and profit europe privilege

>>69558950
>Japan
>moderate

>>69568433
Oh la la German with French sounding accent has something unlike all other accents.
>>69568493
tell me about the neoliberal aspects please or at least give a hint what to search for
>>69568571
Das Fabelhafte Leben der Amelie, girls love it.
>>69568622
Time to stop posting mate

>>69560612
It is destiny, my brother. The fate of the English and the French are forever intertwined, despite how short-lived we are compared to their race. Hate and love burn so brightly between us, it can often be difficult to tell the difference.

We've been enemies for many centuries. Only until the British swooped in to save the French twice from Germanic savages, with the assistance of our colonies in the Americas and Oceania, has it been apparent that the French can be friends with us.

>>69568225
>mimes
Dunno, probably because stereotypical French outfit is the same as a stereotypical mime outfit

>garlic
Because you eat a lot of garlic and don't wash, therefore your breathe smells of garlic

>surrendering
WW2

Inb4 some frogman rages at me, I'm just explaining why these are stereotypes

>>69564063
Malboro is what immigrants and really poor people smoke.

>>69568594
A student is always poor

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>>69556104
i'd like to have a burger gf

>pros

big ass
not very smart

>>69566588
I think arrogance is not the right word. It's more a kind of conviction that you are doing your stuff right and all the other countries should do it the same way. I noticed this sentiment when studying in France and among French Erasmus students in Germany.

>>69568728
We eat few garlic. So few that garlic powder as you can see in American series doesn't even exist here (or is not popular at all).

>>69568563
Yep

>>69568565
I'm french so I mean french smell

>>69568602
I dont know vocaroo and I'm french so what s the interest, i dont have a funny accent.

>>69568823
no you just projected your own stereotypes, really.

>>69568823
Yeah desu, I'd love to like all frenchies but most French people I've met have had some sort of arrogant attitude like this guy says

>>69568865
>no you just projected your own stereotypes, really.
Nah man, I've seen some shit.

>>69568865
vocaroo c'est un service d'enregistrement vocale

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>>69565449
>tfw no italian gf

>>69568954
She looks arab

>>69568865
Why are you here ? Shouldn't you be fucking pure asian grills right know ?

>>69568931
>>69568925
Pls tell us Helmunt and Nigel I'm curious.

>>69568941
but why do you want me to record myself

>>69568981
Im here to stop thinking about the fact that I m alone for my birthday

>>69563291
True for me.
German girls are qt3.14s

>>69569059
>alone
You are not alone, we are with you.

>>69568594
Every students are poor in some way.

>>69569059
O-oh that is kind of sad. Can't you grab asian pussy ?

Btw the guy thought you were korean so he wanted you to record.

>>69569090
what wrong with dutch women.
tall, blonde, blues eyes

>>69569059
because i thought you were korean and i wanted to hear french with a korean accent
also happy birthday

>pros
Qt, qt accent, intelligent ( they have a good iq average)
>cons
..

>>69568225
it's just supposed to be funny so it's doesn't really need to be accurate, just needs to poke fun at the french. We don't actually hate the french of course

>>69568692
Free trade, flexible labor market, disinflationary monetary policy, high role for choice and competition with the public sector, lots of things. Apart from the giant government Denmark's economic policies are more like the UK's or America's than they are like Greece's or Italy's

>>69568981
Dunno, it's not super obvious, just an attitude that doing things differently than they're done in France is objectively worse

>>69568823
the French Erasmus are great it's the Spanish ones that are right cunts

>>69569327
Oh, yes totally. This is pretty much why I don't mix with other French people when I'm abroad.

>>69556104
have had 3.
2 of them had boyfriends. they're pretty messed up which is perfect for me.

>>69569171
deutsche Mädels haben das auch

>>69565449
that bread looks like fucking brioche lmao

>>69569265
Seems to work out for them. Policies always work out in small countries. I guess they could even be communist and succeed.

>>69569415
I wouldn't do either with Germans. They are all cunts abroad. But I hardly want to mix with anybody anywhere desu

>>69569462
only thing that bugs me about dutch women is that they are usually 3m tall

t. 1,80m

>>69569463
This is usually what """baguettes""" look like outside of France.
Only Spaniards can do it properly too.

>>69569343
Didn't say they were cunts, just that they have this innate sense of French standards.

>>69569145
thanks

>>69569161
I can sometimes but I don't have friends to go out with tonight, I didn't want to go to a club alone, if I don't find people to hang out with there it gets akward.

>>69569190
thanks

>>69569465
Works out well for us, too. While the opposite works very badly for Greece, Italy, France. Denmark has millions of people in rural areas, cities, and suburbs just like bigger countries; the size doesn't make a big difference

>>69569526
> wann werden sie einst lernen
so gross sind die Mädchen hier nicht uezs.

>>69558610
t.cocu

>>69569327
>>69569415

Ahaha this one is so true. I avoid french people here as much as I can. Appart from my friends the only ones I met there had such a injustifiate smug and paternalist attitude towards Korea it triggers me

Yes. Too bad they prefer more arabs and negroes than mongols.

>>69556104
Mine is redpilled, but I suffered 23 years before finding it. This country is fucked, if you don't have an alt-right one already, date a pole or a slav.

>>69567033
que tu puisses*
Subjonctif présent

Question : do you learn french at school ? at which age ?

>>69569682
Yes it does. Denmark has big neighbors like Germany, UK, Italy, Poland and France that would always buy all the shits they produce.

>>69556104
>Pros
They can be really nice and attractive. Very useful on trips to Francophone areas.
>cons
They are not Dutch and don't speak the Dutch language

>>69569960
Ik hou van pindlakaaaaaaasss :D :D :DDDDDD

>>69569862
it's not that fucked. but i would prefere to date a korean than a french girl

>>69569877
I learned in high school but I only took one year
I learned most on my own

>>69569996
Est-ce que vous avez le beurre de cacahuetes en france, jean-jacques?

>>69569996
Ik ook:) eindelijk iemand die iets gemeenschappelijks met mij heeft. Wil je mijn vriendin zijn?

>>69568954
She looks Indian

>>69570026
>it's not that fucked
You're right it's completely dead. Srsly it's worse than you could possibly imagine

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>>69568390
Cherrypicking...

>>69570082
Dans les grands supermarchés tu peux en trouver

>>69570165
Et je peux trouver une copine francaise dans les grands supermarchés aussi?

>>69570106
how is it fucked

>>69570225
Oui, mes seulement durant les soldes, sinon elles sont trop chères.

>>69570270
mais seulement* Oups

>csq pas de Eva Green petit amie

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>>69570270
> mvq je ne vais jamais acheter une qt copine francaise parce que elles sont trop chers

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>>69570380
>Il est pauvre

>>69569949
Denmark is not subsidized by its neighbors but trades with them on a level playing field, not running a significant trade deficit or surplus. You'd have a stronger argument that trade is creating "artificial" prosperity in Germany than in Denmark

>>69568728
Actually here's the truth :
>mimes
Last century there was a lot of mimes in Paris but they have almost disappeared because no ones gives them money anymore

>garlic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Johnny
(all of you motherfuckers just had to google it ffs)

>smell
A lot of reasons but mainly : in the XVI hygiene was terrible and rich people used a lot of perfumes to hide their smells iirc

>surrendering
yeah, WW2 :(

>>69570517
je veux seulement une copine francaise.
je ne demande trop

How much French gf can 2,50 Euros buy me?

>>69570816
0,000000000000077%

>pros
Nice language
Perky
Atrsy
Erotic etc.
>cons
I'd never know what she looks like under the robe
Islam

>>69556104
>Pros
Can be fucked easily
>cons
Wants to be treated like princess
arrogant as fuck
"i'm a strong independant woman" but cry if you touch her
Will probably cheat on me
Will hate me for no reasons after breack up

>>69570860
I guess I need to save up
It's all I need in life

>>69570866
>I'd never know what she looks like under the robe
you mean under the burqa lmao

>>69570959
>Can be fucked easily
wut

that was my problem with french girls they talk they talk but they never do anything.

>>69570816
about tree fiddy

>>69571055
Sorry but they don't like Asian boys

>>69571055
>they never do anything.
That sounds more like a you problem

I would just like a girfriend, nationality does not matter.

>>69571095
I'm 100percent french

>>69571136
in Korea I don't have that problem

>>69556104
Pros: They are wild lovers, they'd cook nice food,
Cons: They'd smoke.

>>69571162
Maybe French girls think you're ugly or something
I heard East Asians girls love French boys, is it true ?
>>69571226
Actually only rednecks girls cook nice food

>>69563845
>Thinking that they won't cuck you instead

>>69571305
I don't think rly think attractiveness is the problem, for me the problem is that everybody talk about sex but the action don't follow. In korea sexy stuff is super taboo yet almost all the girls I fucked did it the first night, and where better at fucking than the french i met.
Some of them like whites. But it's not that crazy. Im in korea since 3 month fucked 4 girls and kissed 8 but this is conssidered a good average some friends I know didnt got lucky like that

>>69570083
Sorry it was pure joke I don't speak Dutch at all.

>>69571674
Why are girls from your region so pretty? I've known a lyonaise and grenobloise girl, that took my heart.

>>69571305
What are French redneck girls like?

>>69556104
I did!

She was pretty cool, too bad she wanted to move back to France. I did not.

>>69556142
But you don't have any culture.

>>69569682
Naaa it doesn't work out so well. Your capitalism produces more losers than winners hence Trump.
It just the beginning of the downward spiral.

>>69571818
Migrations. I don't know if there is still natives in Lyon, but they're long gone in Grenoble.

>>69572205
A mix of British slags and Italian(med) slags.
or
Arabs/Blacks.

>>69572871
The US has a very small government compared to Denmark and much higher inequality. But we're considerably richer than Denmark or Germany. Trump vote was about culture and education more than income anyway; white people who didn't graduate college voted for Trump whether they were doing well or not

I think there are a lot of really cute French girls but I'm pretty sure your culture has corrupted them beyond redemption in terms of wife status

>>69572877
I'll go find my qt in Lyon then, thanks bud

>pros
Skinny
>cons
Hairy

>>69573017
>whether they were doing well or not

I think that's more of an indictment of how awful a candidate Hillary was then a mandate for Trump. Fucking Democrats, you can practically hand them an election and they'll find a way to fuck it up. Now we're stuck with these lunatics for 4 fucking years.

>>69573017

You say it yourself, high inequality. Your nation is wealthy, but your citizens are poor. Your wealth is poorly distributed. That's the root of all your problems. Markets work in general, but in many cases they fail. And that's where you need a state and bureaucracy.

You can have a powerful free market, but where is competition there is losers. And the loser or the to be losers voted for Trump.

>>69573380
Yes, middle classes are an economical anomaly they only happen if a governement happen.

>>69573449
make them happen**

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>>69560858
>dresses very well
>patrician /lit/ taste + knowledge of gastronomy + political knowledge

>>69573380
Market income inequality in the US isn't much higher than in Northern Europe. We just don't redistribute much. Anyway income was an incredibly weak predictor of Trump support or shift from Obama '12 to Trump '16. Percent non-college whites who voted for O and percent college whites who voted Romney explain pretty much all the shifts; economics was nearly irrelevant. And to the extent it was, higher income = MORE Trump support, not less. Which makes sense; he's a right-wing politician.

yes

pros:
>cute
>sexy accent
>slender and sexy

cons:
>probably smoke
>hate me for being a burger
>probably vain and manipulative

how close am i?

>>69573787
far off my friend

>>69573670
On the long run I think the inequality or missing redistribution is more of a problem than Trump.

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>>69559222
Only the most powerful sperglords come here

>>69573975
where did you got that picture of me ?

>>69573973
Trump getting two or three Supreme Court nominees means inequality is going to be as high as it is now or higher for another generation at least. Not separate problems

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>>69556104
Pros
>accent sounds kinda cool
>probably smart
>cute
>small tits but in a good way
Cons
>smells bad
>has hair in places you didnt even know women had
>will probably shit on the floor

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>>69574055
Got it from an old, dusty grimoire

>>69574217
>will probably shit on the floor
that probably happens more often in Argentina to be quite honest with you senpai

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yeah, but I'd take a qt gf from anywhere

>>69556104
Pros:
>None

Cons
>sounds like a frog
>99% chance being a lesbo
>probably has a dick
>baguette
>stinks of shit
>high chance of being sjw
>french

>>69574403

>>probably has a dick

when has that ever stopped you before

>>69574495
>burger bants

>>69574225
stop getting your cheetos-covered greasy hand over my grimoire

>>69574403
>probably has a dick
>con
>

>>69573670
Income inequality is much higher in the US than in western europe

The US is at the same level as China

>>69556142
>"Australia has no culture" constantly

>Can't handle the banter

I guess we can see who can't handle it

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I would like any girlfriend.
Please.

>>69562895
>Guyana
What did you expect?

>>69565449
Literally no french girl looks like that, and neither do the french baguette

>>69574403
literally not one of those things is a con