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Hoholfu edition
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>>69554598
5/10 max.
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>>69554598
I'm going for sex tourism in Eastern Europe this summer, any tips?
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>>69554766
bring lot of money, say You are Greek
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>>69554598

What is that?
A transsexual coalminer?
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>>69554598
>ywn lick her pussy

why even live
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Hello
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>>69554936

cigany
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>>69554885
ugro-finns that are not ugro out of this thread
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>ywn suck on her tities

Living?
for what purpose?
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>>69554944

stfu fag I come and go as I please just like I come and go as I please out of the whore house that the female half of your family works in at Bratislava.
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>>69554944
????
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>>69554967
>being this triggered

leave at once, nonwhite vermin
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>>69554885
>>69554942
>>69554967
RUDE
FINNISH
POSTERS
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>>69554983

I'm gonna go fucking browse instagram and find a Slovak gook bitch just wait till I get back. You're gonna be so ashamed of your Turkish gook genes.
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>>69555006
go,you will find magyar-slav mix at best, and those are not slovaks
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>>69555020

PURE Slovak heritage

https://www.instagram.com/regii.turiz/

Can you get more Asian Slovakia? I don't think so
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>>69555040
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what is she then?

>ywn lick her armpit
just end me already
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>>69555020
is renee finnish-canadian?
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>>69555052
>what is she then?
A lesbian probably.
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>>69555066
That is no.1 on my wish list
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Didn't sleep entire night.
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>>69555246
What bothers your mind?
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>>69555249
My shitty health. Basically got fucked up balls that don't produce hormones they should.
So I have to inject, but it seems like I'm too prone to estrogen spikes, so I have no fucking libido right now.

And I feel like shit, so why not feel even worse. The funniest part is that I'm only 20 years old and I'm already castrated for life.
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>Turkovic

Care to explain Slovakia?

https://www.instagram.com/antonio_turkovicc/
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>>69555275
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>>69555275
just workout and proper diet maybe
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>>69555275
Shit anonku, that's pretty messed up. I am sorry to hear that. Is there no better solution? What caused it?
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>>69555296
>vić

>ovic
>Slovak
>he even writes in serbo-croatian on his pics

Sadly for you, Slovaks are least raped nation in Europe, because nobody cared about what happens in fucking mountains where peasants live
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>>69555305
>>69555307
Well, at least I won't have any children. So that's a plus, right h-haha
>>69555314
Too many kicks in the balls probably. My brain and organs are fine, problem is within the balls.

Everything was fine during puberty, I was hairy, got low voice, had insane libido, but then when I was 17 my balls started to hurt like a motherfucker, ignored it, thinking it will go away.
Turned out they stopped producing Testosterone, so I ended up with something like 200 ng/dl of testosterone, where a healthy male has like 900-1000 ng/dl.
Felt tired, depressed, couldn't get my dick up, no libido, felt like trash.

It happens I guess.
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>>69555275
Stop fapping, excersize, eat more meat, less chips and fastfood.
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>>69555341
I was lifting weights since I was 16. Didn't eat any bad food. I don't even drink because it makes me wanna kill myself even more.

Diet won't fix it.
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>>69555354
Then stop fapping and think of any addiction you have, force yourself to stop it, after 3 months your brain rewire and you heal your dopamine receptors.
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>>69555375
How will NoFap fix damaged balls?

It's permanent.
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>>69554766
shoe lifts
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>>69555414
It will heal your brain, not your balls, you are unhappy right? That's because your dopamine receptors in your brain are damaged, after 3 months of nofap they should heal and you will realize that life is worth living again, it also should increase your testosterone level a little bit, don't expect miracles though, it's quality of life advice.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GccW3k8I6Ec
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>>69555414

Have you tried eating bear or buffalo testicles? To absorb their power or something?
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>>69555324
>Sadly for you, Slovaks are least raped nation in Europe, because nobody cared about what happens in fucking mountains where peasants live
>literally czech-magyar rape babies
>least raped
really makes me think
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>>69555508
when czechs raped slovaks? only western moravians got small bo*emian cock, and there were no magyars in actual slovakia aka mountain area
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>>69555536
>ey yo so you be sayin we wuz moravians n shiet
kek
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>>69555375
fap right now to this, it'll fix your balls

>>69555375
yours too
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>>69555568
but we wuz
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>>69555613
>tattoos
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>>69555613
>he thinks it makes anything for me
you need to try harder lad, 3rd eye wide open
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>>69555695
Grant us eyes! Grant us eyes!
Implant the eyes in our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy...
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>>69555340
You are so fucking lucky and you don't even realize it, nature has given you what I had to take spironolactone for years

I wish I had no balls, but if God is willing by June I will have had that surgery
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>>69555467
>It will heal your brain, not your balls, you are unhappy right? That's because your dopamine receptors in your brain are damaged, after 3 months of nofap they should heal and you will realize that life is worth living again, it also should increase your testosterone level a little bit, don't expect miracles though, it's quality of life advice.
Yes, say something about nofap to a person that didn't even had any desire to fap in the first place.

I was asexual for the most of the time before i discovered that the cause is low testosterone, because of my balls not working. My brain knew that I need to fuck and cum, but my body didn't want it.
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>>69555799
Hey take it or leave it, at this point you should realize that there is something more to life then just fucking and cumming, the problem is your brain, not your balls.
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>>69555275
holy fuck man i fapped too much and now my left nut hurts whenever i fap, is it something serious?
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>>69555536
Never.
Czechs raped Magyars and this unholy union spawned Slovaks
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>>69555995
>Czechs raped Magyars

when, Bohemia and Hungary never interacted except for late middle ages
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>>69556077
proofs? we were neighbours
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>>69556110
proofs of something that never happened?

HRE got BTFO by Hungary in Bratislava and then started expanding into Croatia. Then come Mongols fucking everyone up, after that Arpad dynasty dies and thats when Bohemia and Hungary interact again, most notable probably Mathias Corvin
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>>69554766
Good to know, but these are central european countries.
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>>69554766
Then what are you doing in the /v4/ general? This is Mitteleuropa here Sassos
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>>69555040
>it is wrong to be Asian
Of all Finland, you should now this stuff together with us
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>>69555057
No, she doesnt present herself as finn but she has finnish heritage
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>>69554766
go to Ukraine and Russia
don't go to Belarus
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Personally I hate Finns. They just a bunch of autistic, antisocial manchildren.

Plus they are weird. Like really, really, really weird.

Also their """"cuisine"""" if you can call it that - is atrocious. And they have no history, like Slovaks. I'd rather be related to anyone else but them.
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>>69557615
kys we have plenty of history
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>>69557615
why are you so fixated on history? It happened when you didnt even live, you took no part in it, you just happen to be born in same place as people who did it
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>>69557740
>plenty of history

go on
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>>69557820
principality of nitra is proven to exist in the early 9th century and that’s when the slovak history begins
if you count the migration of the slavs and samos empire it starts earlier but that wasnt really slovak
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>>69557925
and thats when the slovak history pretty much ends till 1993
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>>69558116
history of an ethnicity doesn’t equal history of statehood
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stop bullying Slovakia only I can do this for their regional flags
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>>69558116
t. HRE province
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>>69558167
more like
>t. HRE leaders
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>>69558242
>this is what Czechs really believe
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-18 C
-33 C "feeling" forecast for Sunday
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>>69557740
>>69557788
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

>>69558116
also this

>>69558150
And just what were Slovaks up to in that ~900 years? As far as I can tell, your people were just...there, farming, doing nothing of interest. You didn't invent anything, create art nor write literature of value.
It's like you didn't even exist.
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>>69558339
>polish intellectuals and their education
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>>69558743
>create art nor write literature

your national poet is unironically slovak you uneducated shrimp
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>>69558758
ah yes some fine memes from perfidious Prague
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>>69558743
>create art nor write literature of value
except we got writers and poets up the ass
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>>69558764
He declared himself Hungarian, wrote Hungarian poetry, and fought for Hungarian freedom.

I'd say he's 100% Hungarian, no need to be salty.

>>69558825
go on. Be sure to include people before the 1800's.
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>>69554598

Will Ivar kill her? ;(

noooooooo
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>>69558743
>slovaks were just farmers
shit meme
sure most of slovaks were peasents but that’s true for every ethnicity

>And just what were Slovaks up to in that ~900 years?
administrating the country - plenty of slovak noble families
writing poems and composing music - before the 19th century - ján silván, martin rákokovsky. heres a song from the 16th century by an anonymous author https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzqoJTY3Tq8
building beautiful structures
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>>69558903
yeah im sure mehmet declares himself as swedish too

born to slovak parents, his mother tongue was slovak, his uncle was slovak nationalist, educated in slovak school his classmate being one of most important slovak poets,confirmed by another slovak nationalist at age of 10

yeah no, he is Slovak
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>>69554598
that show turned into massive pile of shit and now they even added islam to it
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>>69557615
Fins are distant bros :)
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>>69559030
>his uncle was slovak nationalist
i think you are mixing kossuth with petrovič
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>>69559008
>rákokovsky
*rakovský
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>>69558903
>go on. Be sure to include people before the 1800's.
Gorazd, Kliment Ochridský, Martin Rakovský, Hugolín Gavlovič and after 1800's slovak literature kicked off big time
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>>69559152
forgot Jozef Ignác Bajza and the first attempt at codifying slovak language(with a novel, what a dummy)
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Hello, my slavic brothers.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/tv-radio/bbc-the-real-housewives-of-isis-sketch-islamic-state-revolting-comedy-controversy-opinion-reaction-a7510581.html

>dont make fun of terrorists
fucking brits
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Jeane Marie Almulla considers herself a feminist, and advocate of body confidence. And the 25-year-old is also a “sugar baby” whose lavish lifestyle is funded by rich men, AKA sugar daddies, in exchange for her company.

The aspiring singer says she has never, and will never pay for a drink – but men also pay for her dinner, handbags and travel.

In her teens, Almulla says she became an advocate for body confidence and female empowerment. She’s even written a book called “Footsteps to confidence: how to be a bold, beautiful and amazing teen”, which she hands out to girl scouts.

She says:
I want my story and everything I do to empower people to love themselves, and know you can be anything you want. You just have to follow your dream.
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>>69558903
janosik
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>>69559311
>that chin
poor cigany will probably rip his dick off
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>>69559396
too ugly
too tall
too manly looking
not even white to satisfy selfhate fetish
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>>69559708
>mfw people pay that for company
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Slovakia is my buddy haha
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thanks poland
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>>69554598

>>>/x/
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>>69559240
you know, this shit makes me glad for Brexit
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mrtvý
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>>69554598
When she did that pagan ritual and had blood poured over herself that kinda made my dick hard
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im not happy

are you happy?
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for the past couple days ive been predominantly eating beans and sauerkraut and let me tell you
my farts are something
every single one is a gamble
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good movie for Lith-bro
http://www.csfd.cz/film/221364-muzika/prehled/

not sure if he is here
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>>69562297
yes
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>>69559889
ur welcum
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>>69562844
I am here, just got home from work.

Thanks man, I registered yesterday on cztorrent and it has really a lot of stuff. I just don't have a way to buy membership there as it's only bank transfer or SMS. But I will try to download it together with few other movies while I can. I think I already found the subs.

Tonight I will watch Jak vytrhnout velrybě stoličku I think.
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I want every fucking Romanian,Bulgarian,Serb and Ukranian to leave my city. Fucking subhumans. Every day I look at news its subhumans from these countries commiting crimes.
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>>69554894
>mfw I recognized you by that webm and your comment
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lmao
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How can i fake gps on tinder?
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>>69566385
I get overwatch what I dont get is
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>>69566703
it hit smartphones back then didn't it?
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i am awake
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At pub tbqh
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>>69566675
what are you trying to pull off
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>>69568203
>>69568705
enjoy
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>>69568810
Thank you
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>>69568688
Wanna c if foreign hoes want this big dick
Since i know Slovak bitches wouldn jump on their ears for chance to give me d succ yaknowimsayin
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>>69568705
>food in pub
hmmm
but it looks great
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>>69569498
>food in pub
what's wrong with it?
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>>69571011
it's often expensive and not of good quality here
pubs are mostly for drinking and they don't put much effort into kitchen
it's totally different than Spain with their tapas, here we just go to McD or kebab after drinking

but I love pubs that have both good cooks and muh microbrews
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>>69568705
fuck I was just thinking today about having some delicious smazeny syr
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>>69571349
What you saw in picture are two cheese things (just crust around and melted cheese inside), you can see the size of one there. Also some fries, few slices of cucumber, tomato and a fucking leaf. That one meal costs 3,80 €. One bottle/glass (0,5 l) of Krušovice costs 2,00 €.
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>>69571349
>kebab after drinking

F
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>>69571824
thats expensive for what it is
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>>69571824
Holy shit that's cheap for smażony ser and ridiculously overpriced for Kruszowice.
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>>69571349
I guess it's a bit different then
although I agree that the quality of food can vary greatly, but when it comes to dishes such as smažený sýr, there really is not much you can fuck up
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>>69568705
>Lithuanian """""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Y'all are disgusting.
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>>69555995
Germans (Germanized Polabians desu) raped some Slovaks and Czechs were result.
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I wanted to go out to have beer with friends but fuck this
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>>69558903
"Hungarian" (uhorský) and being descendant of horse tribes (Magyar) were not the same thing. Even people who codified our language were loyal Hungarian subjects. They considered themselves both Slovak and subjects of the Kingdom of Hungary. Everything but Latin was considered peasant dialect before 1800s, including Magyar, the elite language was Latin.
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>>69573528
same
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>tfw no friends to go out with
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>>69564288
I watched Učitelka yesterday btw. Great movie, imo.
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>>69568705
Dobrú chuť.
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>>69573706
Same
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>>69573706
this
>tfw my only two m8s I had left are already married
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Hi
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>V4
Why not V8?
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>>69575510
We're full.
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>>69575510
who else
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>>69573776
Thanks man, just came home. It was comfy, no gopniks.

>>69573721
I already put it on my list but there seems to be no English subtitles for it

>>69573528
That's nothing, I just came back from -19 and it's pretty warm once you have couple of beers and walk after it.

>>69572161
>Lithuanian cuisine
nigga what
Literally Central European thing as far as I know, I even saw it in the Kult America Czech and Slovak food tasting videos.

>>69572023
It's okay for syr I guess. As far as Google results showed me it's 100 kč in Czechia which is 3,70 €. Beer is overpriced in general - Krušovice Imperial is 2,00 € and any local Lithuanian beer from the tap is 1,80-2,00 € as well. So I just choose better quality since price is the same.

>>69571962
I suppose so, it makes you full but if you have it with beer, you pay 6 € for whole thing. I have it maybe once a month with friend or two, if the second one is available.

Feeling a bit down desu, the friend which I went with is leaving to UK before they close the borders and jobs to us. He lost his job here recently because Lithuanians are scum about it, treat people like shit and use them fully. So I won't see him at least until summer. He is the only lad I had here. Now I won't even be able to go to the pub, just drink at home or do nothing.
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>>69575783
Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia from North.
Croatia from South.
It would form a nice border separating Europe from Russia and Asia, giving a nice control of trade between these two areas.
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>buduci som tu neni
>t. my friend
why do Slovaks talk like retards
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>>69576022
>He lost his job here recently
What's his job?
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>>69576173
but it makes perfect sense
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fugg, can someone explain the ending to me?
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>>69576173
>>69576245
none of your languages make sense
only Polish makes sense
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>>69576173
he is from shit parts of country (everything east of BA)
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>>69576377
>implying BA isn't shit
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>>69576245
no it fucking does not
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>>69576521
>next something i am not here
how does that make no sense to you?
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>>69576229
Well we both finished high/trade school, were were in same class. We registered in the job centre so that they look for job for us and after 3 months we were supposed to do public service labour like one week a month to receive unemployment benefits until we find a job. I got a job because of relative like a couple of weeks after it.

Someone called me like a month later asking if I am the guy who works with computers and asked me if I already have job and I said yeah. After meeting with that friend I figured out that some guy called him too, we figured that they look for workers from that job centre, by specialty.

So now I am working same place still and his work was based on contract (terminated). Meaning that he is supposed to work for one year. Everyone told him that they will continue the contract and he will keep working there. But after year passed they let him off. So they just hire young people who just finished school, give promises that they will stay there and so on and then throw them out after they work for a year. Then they hire new fresh meat straight out of school and just keep doing it. Hiring from job centre is better for them because they get subsidized if they hire people from there. They get paid to hire them. And so it is like unlimited workforce for them which they can get rid off.
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>>69576586
>>69576586
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>>69576685
they do the same filth here but its half a year period
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>>69576173
Budúci čo? Týždeň? Rok? Mesiac? A na tvojom mieste by som nič nehovoril, keď používate patvary ako "přijdu dýl" alebo "jít se sebou".

>>69576372
Your makes the least sense.

>>69576377
BA dialects removes all nice things about Slovak.
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>>69576353
Who cares, it wasn't good anyway.
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>>69576586
>som tu
first person
>neni
third person

also we would say "nejsem tu" instead of "sem tu ne"
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>>69576921
>přijdu dýl
whats wrong with that?

>jít se sebou
literally noone says this
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>>69576975
"sem tu ne"

dont they speak like that in morava?
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>>69577026
no.

and if they did said "sem tu ne" would mean that they are here and not opposite
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>>69576921
>přijdu dýl
>patvar
This nigga.
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>>69576975
Slovenské neni nie je to isté, čo české. Často sa označuje za čechizmus, ale čítal som, že v skutočnosti ide o nárečové slovo ktoré sa rozšírili do zvyšku Slovenska pod vplyvom češtiny. Ono viacero "čechizmov" má v skutočnosti domáci pôvod, hlavne zo západoslovenských nárečí (raz som sa bavil so záhorákmi o ktorých som si najprv myslel, že sú z Moravy).
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>>69576975
"neni" in slovak is dialectism, it doesn't work like yours
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>>69576921
>příjdu dýl
agreed, but only people from North/East Bohemia use that afaik, never heard that back home in Morava

>jít se sebou
?? never heard that
>>
>>69577082
Je to priamy preklad z nemčiny. Vážne ti nepríde na tom spojení nič zvláštne? Dýl = dlhšie = longer. "Prídem dlhšie" by na Slovensku vypotil max tak mentálny pacient.
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>it's a "my variation of Slovakoczechian is better than yours" episode
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>>69576921
>"přijdu dýl"
what does that even mean?
>>
>>69577159
To jít se sebou bolo tuším v Švejkovi. Asi archaizmus.
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>>69577204
>poor poland feels left out
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>>69577208
Prídem neskôr.
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>>69577284
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>>69577163
>Vážne ti nepríde na tom spojení nič zvláštne?
Nope, and the fact that it triggers Slowvaks and Moravians hard makes it even better
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>>69577263
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>>69577263
nie ma mnie tu > sem tu ne > som tu neni
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>>69577362
Pravý cajzl a čecháček. Odkiaľ si?
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>>69577832
You seem upset.
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ok now let's switch back to English, so our friend here >>69577425 does not feel left out

why are you here on Friday night?
>me
curing my cold with tea and some whiskey
>>
>>69577362
A používate aj: "Mám ho hodně pozdního" ako vyjadrenie dĺžky penisu? Pretože používať "dýl" tam kde patrí "pozděj" je ako hovoriť že mám kokota neskorého 25 cm.
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>>69577940
Nah, just bants. I actually find such things interesting.

>>69577954
Sorry, I posted the post before before yours.
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>>69577954
thanks
i've got a cold, have a fever and headache and i have to study
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>>69577954
because its arctic cold outside
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>>69577954
And me, listening to music, sipping tea, and contemplating a shit life.
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>>69578025
>jenom 25 cm
Osobně používám "Mám až ho na zem."
>>
>>69577954
>why are you here on Friday night?
you say that as if this was a bad place to be
>>
>>69577954
Because I just returned from a business trip and I don't feel that well.
>>
>>69577940
Btw do you speak like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKEVx-ykyE
?
>>
Sexoval som s Nemkou.
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>>69578469
A vyzliekla si burku?
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>>69578460
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>>69578538
>slovenský humor
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>>69578460
Nice try, but no.
>>
>>69578638
How to detect a Magyar in Slovakia.
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>>69578638
shut up it was good one
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>>69578638
>slovensky
>not slovacky
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>>69578947
Slovácko is a part of Moravia as opposed to Slovakia proper.
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>>69579064
t. slovak from Slovacko
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>>69579132
If I was from Slovácko I would have the Czech flag.
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>>69578677
Prague? North Bohemia? Chodsko?
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>>69579203
t. slovak not slovene from slovakia not slovenia
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>>69579257
Neither, but I'm not giving out my location.
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>>69579321
t. Chánov
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>GSL tomorrow
>ASL the day after
what are your plans for the weekend?
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>>69578137
>"Mám až ho na zem."
R u magyar? Cause you speak like madar.
>>
If you dont say "přijdu dýl" and "tuten" you are not real Czech and you are probably some paňár too.

>t. High Bohemia
>>
Post whatever you are listening atm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WzTxYebjJs
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>>69580193
catchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAzcPg5LR5k
thx Občanský průkaz
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>>69580193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHXY3JoLt38
>>
time to watch Jak vytrhnout velrybě stoličku

>>69577954
>why are you here on Friday night?
Being home and on /v4/ on Friday is the best combination for me

>>69578095
hope that you feel better soon anonku
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>>69580193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCRbay_EbMw
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>>69580658
Bretty good through not my usual style.
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>>69580193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfOeANDsXbA
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>>69580064
tuten is my favorite czech word
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>>69581617
I'm a bit fascinated by ř. I've read it comes from "soft r" than evolved into hard r here and ř in Czechia but cannot imagine how soft r (something kinda like rj) got turned into ř.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uANGRclDCc
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Just watched Jak vytrhnout velrybě stoličku. I really loved it, it is always so wonderful to see the beautiful Czech mountains and ski resorts. Your movies are so simple yet so close to home/heart. So far every which I've seen focuses around human nature and family. It is really nice.
>>
>>69557615

>Hungarians spend all their day thinking about Finns
>meanwhile Finns don't remember Hungary exists 99.99% of the time
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>>69584670
Jak vytrhnout velrybě stoličku is a classic. Our mountains are a lot better through. Czechia does not have many mountains, through the ones in the movie are beautiful.
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Good night people
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>>69585170
Dobrú noc

>>69584670
And yes I guess it is a big change compared to US movies. Czech movies are great.
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>>69585133
>>69585221
Yeah, sometimes I think it is good that those kind of movies are under the radar. They are always hard to find for foreigners, but they are worth looking for. Like an unspoiled treasure of some sort.

>>69585170
Going to sleep as well, brou.

Sleep well lads
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>>69578460
>patchwork jacket
Izer forever B A L L I N
>>
hi
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>>69585912
everyone is sleepin
>>
>>69585912
GSZGZS GZSSZZ ZSZZZZZZEGGZGZG
>>
>>69586043
so wake up you fuccbois
>>69587942
CHING CHIONG CHIUNG MAO PAO LAO
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>>69554598
You will never impregnate your presidents qt daughter
Why even live?
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>>69590021
just to suffer under boots of overlords
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>>69590456
kaz, im already a bydlo.
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>>69590572
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>>69590616
such beautiful suffering.
[spoiler]now just replace all the wohooooos in sins of the father with kurvaaaaa and were done.[/spoiler]
>>
>>69555613
From the thumbnail I thought she was covered in shit
>>
>>69554598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHG0Q5XjaKo Ukrainian imigrant feels good
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>setting up a 5am alarm so i can watch nerds play a game
>>
wake up dummies
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>>69597204
I have arrived
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>>69597246
hiya
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>>69594629
Starcraft in 2017 LUL
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>>69597581
you are missing out m8, some sick matches today
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>>69597689
there is only one esport

league of legends
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>>69598208
>league of babbies
>esport
also no wonder you are so cancerous, you even use twitch memes
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>>69598291
>watching shitcraft
>literally gook nolife competition
>>
>>69598366
>watching ASSFAGGOTS
>pleb casualfest
>implying gooks don't wreck people's shit in league
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>>69554598
>All these generals lately using Leaf women as editions

WE TAKING OVER NAOW
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>tfw I play both SC II and mobas
you are both plebs
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>>69598449
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>>69598449
>Katerena Anna Vinitska
>leaf
>>
>>69598454
i used to play both too but over time league just got too boring for me
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>>69598480
Yeah, get leaf'd
>>
i am awake
>>
I want summer already
>>
>>69558665
I'm fucking loving it. Just went outside in nothing but a bathrobe and took a piss on the fresh morning snow, writing out half of my name while the chill was gently biting my balls. Feels good man.
>>
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oriNRMKbRDVlXoWJy/giphy.gif
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>unironically started hating jews because of 4chan

i had no opinion of them before i started browsing this site, now i wouldnt go with 10/10 girl if i knew shes jewish, how do i revert?
>>
>>69599803
Why wouldn't you dick a jewess? Cleanse the world of their filthy kind by purifying her with your non-jewish seed, rather than letting her breed with another of her kind.
>>
>>69599840
isn't being jew carried over by matrilineality?
>>69599803
>how do i revert?
by growing up
>>
>>69599840
You are jew if your mom is one, Jewesses are supposed to marry non jews

>>69599887
wow thanks for nothing shlomo
>>
>>69599887
>>69599907
I thought both parents had to be kikes. In that case, keep dicking the jewess until you've broken her to your will, and then convince her to convert to whatever your belief is before you go on with breeding. And if you happen to have a son, don't cut a part of his dick off. Boom, one less jew bloodline in the world.
>>
>>69599954
once i learn that girl is jewish, doesnt matter if secular, i want to separate her head from her body, my dick doesnt get hard
>>
>>69599907
>>>/pol/
>>
>>69599967
autism
>>
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>>69599980
t. skurvený žid
>>
>>69600000
>>
>>69599803
take a blue pill again

>>69599907
>You are jew if your mom is one
what. Your father has to be jew
>>
-16 C

post your winter gear

>>69599803
jews are good people
its westerners that are bad
>>
>>69600580
u r fat
also wash your hair
>>
>>69599803
send me the jewess, we will be infamous duo Dachau, our kid will be next Kotleba for maximum kek
>>
>>69599803
>letting 4chan influence your views
shaking my head to be honest familia
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>>69600580
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>Yugoslavia
>>
>>69602540
>sweden in italy
wut
>>
>>69602540
>Sept 1940
>still hasn't taken france
>>
>>69602766
Germany AI sucks dicks
Italy would have also collapsed if I hadn't helped
>>69602729
They are part of allies and invaded
I pushed them back now though
Starting now the invasion of southern france
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>>69598208
>esport
>>
>tfw no gf
>>
>"Europe! Hundreds of languages, dozens of countries, hundreds of millions of people, a big hodge-podge jumble of everything! Biggest melting pot in the world! If only we'd start melting...."
Eddie Izzard, on the EU.

what did he mean by this
>>
v4 is Finnophobic

Fucking racists
>>
i am going to start studying at 2 pm
45 minutes left
>>
>>69604633
go out and get one
>>
>>69604759
>talking to other ppl
>>
>>69604633
lmao you dont need gf nigga just go to bar and talk to random bitches they want the d good
>>
>>69604902
filtered
>>
>>69600124
judaism is matriarchal. its perfect system
>>
>>69604944
ok, then cry about no gf when i want to help you stupid fucking gádžo
>>
>>69604875
>not having morning sex before you go to work
>>
>>69604991

This Gypsy has a mental problem.

I heard there is some gas that can help relieve the symptoms.
>>
>>69605068
why the fuck are you in this thread nobody likes you
>>
>>69605107

Are you a popular v4 personality?
I think you're that commie who always used to whine about racism
>>
>>69605184
i am fascist and racist myself
>>
>>69605184
>Are you a popular v4 personality?
no he is not, stop replying to him
>>
Dobrý den

How are you all?
>>
>>69606104
shit, i have project i have to turn in at 22:55 tommorow and i don't know how to do it

you?
>>
>>69606193
What kind of project?

I'm good, slept well. Took a shower, going to eat I guess.
>>
>>69606104
Ahoj,

OK, I guess, studying for an exam and staying at home because of arctic cold outside, have you decided what film are you gonna watch next?
>>
>>69606221
>What kind of project?
we have to modify a program we made in class, i wouldn't have to do it if i just remembered to put the damn destructor in the previous one

>going to eat I guess.
hmmm, whats for lunch?
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>>69606317
pancakes
>mfw
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>>69606297
It is -16 C here. Well I watched Jak vytrhnout velrybě stoličku yesterday so I guess today I will watch Jak dostat tatínka do polepšovny.

So far my list is this:
Perinbaba
Učiteľka
Občanský Prúkaz
Tři oříšky pro Popelku
S čerty nejsou žerty

But I am not sure how many of these will have English subtitles on the internet. I know for sure that Učiteľka doesn't have any, no one bothers to buy DVD/BluRay of such movies to rip them on the internet with all the languages.

>>69606317
Hot chicken, balta mišrainė (white salad, not sure how it is exactly in English, we eat it for Christmas), and some Russian style white bread with cheap caviar on it.
>>
>>69607535
zemiakovy salat?
>>
>>69607535
>balta mišrainė
is that the thing in white bowl? if yes we just call it "zemiakový šalát"
>>
>>69607638
>white bowl
white thing in yellow bowl
>>
>>69607624
>>69607638
>>69607658
>Zemiakový šalát
Yep, that's it
>>
>>69607362
>pancakes
with what? i like it with some nutella
>>
>>69607535
http://www.opensubtitles.org/en/subtitles/3649657/muzika-en
https://uloz.to/!l86FVGcl0Acp/0400-muzika-2007-99m-komedie-drama-romanticky-l-kostelny-t-pauhofova-d-novotova-sk-avi

>>69607751
with granko or jam
>>
>>69554598
magyar cigany
>>
>>69607535
http://www.opensubtitles.org/en/search/imdbid-1773000/sublanguageid-all/moviename-ob%C4%8Dansk%C3%BD%20pr%C3%BAkaz
>>
>>69607774
>>69607833
Damn, that was fast. Thanks!
>>
neues

>>69609957
>>69609957
>>69609957
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310
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>>69610112
wrong
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>>69610119
what is wrong?
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