RISK: New Zealand

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>>69547274
Jimmy's Land
Northern Island
Green

>>69547274
Ebola
Yellow
start at the bottom

>>69547274
Any colour
Very southern tip

>>69547274
Not the Byzantines
purple or any color
As south as possible

>>69547393
Nevermind, start me at the very northern tip.

>>69547400
start me at the top of the bottom island

>>69547433
start me in the goddamn middle of the bottom island

>>69547274
Purple
southern tip of north island

>>69547477
I'm name fagging as well now so you know what aussie I am

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>>69547559
expand

>>69547559
expand northwards

>>69547559
More of the south
I already have wellington!!

>btw ive never played this before

>>69547559
Abo cunts
Red
Northern part of souyhern island
Expand south

>>69547589
2D straight OP

>>69547559
Make a treaty with Great Britain to get an upgrade, then expand around me.

>>69547616
Pali, what upgrade do you want
>>69547704
which one do you choose

>>69547616
>>69547477
I got dubs before
does that mean I get an upgrade?
if so can I get a defence upgrade?>>69547738

>>69547738
Musket and shiet nigga.

>>69547559
Get the island underneath and explore further north.

>>69547755
The post in which you join the game doesnt start, it only applies to rolls
You got the upgrade through getting a 3 pali. Where do you want to place the Pa?

>>69547790
i'll wait til I get du bs
thanks for helping hints

if I do get one now with out losing a shot I'll have the defence on the wellington area (the westerly bit)

>>69547559
Hey I'm a little late but I hope I can start

Red
Northwest mainland New Zealand
Aboriginiggers

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>>69547559
>>69547704
Make sure to add the +2 bonus to your name

>>69547975
defend if attacked, attack abo cunts

>>69547975
expand

>>69547975
Expand west.

>>69547975
Expand east then south

>>69548015
who dis?

>>69548033
jimmy

>>69547975
hillforts along my northern border

>>69547975
Make another treaty with the british, and keep expanding. Buy cannons this time for big boom.

>>69547975
Create a Pā in my most southern territory

>>69548067
You already placed one near Wellington, you need dubs or higher so you can place another one

>>69548095
ah ok, cheers
expand north then

Aboriniggers ally?

>>69548120
Sure

>>69547975
Fuck forgot to say this in original post
If someone joins later in the game, if they get a roll which would give an upgrade, but on their joining post, they will still get the upgrade to help out the latecomers

henceforth aboriginiggers get the Pa

>>69548196
Nice.

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>>69547975

>>69548318
Fill unclaimed territory toward green

>>69548318
North east expansion

>>69548318
Fill north then attack Not the byz.

>>69548318
Explore north peacefully.

>>69548318
defend if necessary, sign a treaty with brits to upgrade to muskets, and expand southwards

>>69548374
Add.ally

>>69548434
Palis OP

>>69548478
If you get palis, you can upgrade without having to sign a treaty

>>69548318
Expand, sign treaty with british to make a pa in my territory this time.

>>69548492
I know, just give me another upgrade on top of that one
just a defensive pa

>>69548494
Palis, upgrate that pa to gunfight pa right away.

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>>69548318

>>69548682
Kill green

>>69548682
Expand south

>>69548682
defend if attacked, attack abo cunt

>>69548682
north east expansion
treaty with brits for hillforts

>>69548729
Daymn forgot trip

>>69548682
Attack Aboniggs.

>>69548760
want to work together to wipe abo shits out?
we can split new Zealand

>>69548750
Alliance ?

>>69548819
sure man

>>69548809
2 l8 m8

>>69548682
Deal with britain for more muskets, then attack Jimmy.

>>69548889
>tmw quads aren't on map

>>69548889
alliance?

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>>69548809
>>69548863
Ebola is my bff now

Shit hitted the fan. Maori ally?

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>>69548682

>>69549029
Fuck me and my shit rolls
Kill me

>>69549029
Fill empty south

>>69549029
west expansion

>>69549029
defend if attacked, attack abo cunts

>>69549065
And attack not the byz

>>69549122
I want muskets

>>69549029
Kill Green, treaty for more muskets. We need all of the muskets.

>>69549029
Attack Abboniggs.

Claim any empty space
Name: Stormcloaks

>>69549176
2D straights, OP.

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>>69549029

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>>69549257
Mind if I take some land? I'll practically be your puppet.

>>69549299
Treaty for more muskets, defend if attacked, otherwise keep expanding peacefully.

>>69549299
Can I please join or is it too late?

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>>69549245
>>69549301
>>69549330

>>69549299
Attack not the byz

>>69549299
expand east
keep peaceful

>>69549330
You are the stormcloaks right?

>>69549329
Ally?

>>69549299
Attack Aboniggs.

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>>69549340

>>69549351
Yes. I don't care for any colors, although I prefer blue.
>Street signs

>>69549329
>>69549299
wew lads this stacking muskets is really fucking strong, i think i will increase the treaty penalty once a country has one of each in the next version of this map

>>69549301
I don't think you have territories right now.

>>69549299
attack abo cunts

>>69549484
palis, give me a cannon

>>69549461
B-but New Zealand belongs to the Nords!

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>>69549299

>>69549601
Atack ebola

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>>69549601
rip abos

>>69549601
attack stormcloaks
treaty for more muskets

Fucking aboriginigger gave up
I cant choose allies

>>69549601
Attack the Emu Warlords if possible, then do a treaty for more muskets if possible. If not, just construct pas at my border with them.

>>69549743
2D straights, OP.

>>69549350
Hi Emu, we admire your military power and unmatched size. Do you mind if we work together so I can bridge any hostilities on this Island? We will share our knowledge and architecture with you and the Maori so we can get all on the same page!
Talos be with you!
Roll for upgrade

>>69549762
He just attacked you.

>>69549664
Counter.
If all else fails, become a vassal/ autonomous region.

>>69549762
i'll avoid you,
>>69549793
I was just avoiding the Maori north island war
but its on now
>>69549743
battle cry!! its on Maori!!

>>69549664
You need to have one of each upgrade before you can stack an upgrade
so you need cannons or gunfighter pa before that

attack ebola nigger

>>69549743
Thank you my friends. Talos Guide you.

Tell me if the Elder scrolls references get annoying, I rarely do meme countries.

>>69549830
sorry, forgot to put my name back on
>>69549840
gunfighter pa then, sorry mate

>>69549855
gunfighter upgrade pls

>>69549793
Yeah, I didn't see that earlier. Thanks for trying to save my ass though friendo.

>>69549601
Attack Byz.

>>69549830
>>69549875
We can avoid this if you give me passage to the southern island and we split it.

>>69549946
thanks for the offer, this is my first time playing risk but i'm going to go down with the ship if I have to,
sorry mate
aint war hell

no deal

>>69549946
>>69549875
I would also like to negotiate for the northern shore. Not all of it, but enough where I can survive an attack.
Is there anything that I can offer you?

>>69550040
>>69550040
OP, if ceding is allowed, cede the Stormcloaks a piece of my border with the Emus.

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>>69549601

>>69550099
attack ebola niggers

>>69550099
Attack not the byz to the north
Musket treaty

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>>69550099
attack the Maori

>>69550163
Sorry

Ebola NAP?

>>69550099
Attack Abos.

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>>69550243
>>69550247

>>69550247
Oh i see
If i survive(10%) youre dead kiddo

>>69550294
Whoops.

Also my last words:
Kill
The
Maoris

>>69550065
Thank you. Here's some mead.
>>69550178
Stop fighting at once! We can work together, and accomplish great things!
If we allow this infighting on our soil, what's the point of murdering each other? The other Island may become monopolized by a single superstate, and we will be so busy murdering our own kin that we will have those Byzantine Elves marching in restricting our freedom of worship, or we will be ravaged by plagues! We can cooperate and see a bright future!
One of peace, not be beaten down by an empire.

>>69550099
Is Maori kangs gone?

>>69550099
Keep killing Emus. Treaty for more muskets.

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>>69550443
>>69550448

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>>69550407
the mighty emu does not negotiate
death to the kiwis!!

>>69550407
Are you going to do an actual roll?

>>69550485
You have to destroy Stormcloaks first, if you want to have some advantage.

ree stormcloaks are you going to roll

>>69550525
cheers mate, that'll be my next move

>>69550560
You'll have to roll lucky enough. Be careful.

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>>69550099
I think stormcloaks are gone

>>69550583
attack ebola nigger

>>69550583
attack/claim stormcloak land

>>69550583
Treaty for more muskets if possible, then attack the Emus. We are claiming the North Island for the Maori!

>>69550583
Attack northern not the byz
Sign pact for muskets

>>69550610
Counter

>>69550583
Where are my muskeeets reeee

>>69550583
Attack Abos, focus dark red territories.

Keep ceding the Stormcloaks territory along the Emu border, OP.

>>69550620
I'm still here, just switching devices

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>>69550603
Brother, may i have some land?

>>69550659
fugg, i didnt see the pali that you got earlier
sorry, i thought that you wanted a treaty, but then you wouldnt have enough to invade the not byzantines.
Ill add it this turn

>>69550713
only if you help me in the war against ebola fag

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>>69550713
I have very little land and not enough to spare

>>69550645
Palis, what upgrade do you want?

>>69550737
Working on that

>>69550767
shidd nvm its not a pali

>>69550783
cede me back my land and i'll give you a strip to expand in the north

>>69550697
Thank you my friend.
>>69550767
Muskets please.

>>69550789
oh right it isn't...

>>69550794
That strip near niggers?

>>69550855
yeah
>>69550583
OP, cede a strip of northern land to abo cunts so that they can cross the strait

>>69550896
uggggh.

Still counter any attacks

>>69550960
what?

sorry lads for the wait, paint.net just crashed on me

>>69550583
OP cede my strip near aboniggers and not the byz to notthebyz

>>69550975
Then our Island will be invaded.
That's my concern.
>>69550997
No prob.

>>69551019
didnt you jsut invade the byzantines this turn?

>>69551088
I invaded the land he gave me in his previous post

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>>69551115
Did i do it right?

>>69551147
attack ebola

>>69551147
Less northern land to me more to him

>>69551147
attack stormcloaks

>>69551161
palis, get me another musket

>>69551147
Attack

>>69551183
Stack muskets then attack ebola*

>>69551182
You need one of each upgrade before you can stack muskets, so you will need cannons first

>>69551201
Ok cannon instead of muskets

>>69551217
i have the cannons

>>69551147
Keep killing the Emu cunts, cede more land to Stormcloaks.

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>>69551147
Push them back.
Is Someone willing to assist the Nords?
I wish to partition the Island as so

>>69551276
also this is a dated map so Maori.

>>69551325
Fuck I impulsively clicked post. The Maori will get their current border.

>>69551147
Attack Abos.

>>69551325
ree
stay out of my land ulfrick

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>>69551147

>>69551395
attack ebola clay

>>69551395
that's it
attack Maori

>>69551395
Attack ebolaniggers

>>69551417
Also +3

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>>69551395
>aboriginiggers still exist

>>69551395
Claim back Paa from Byz, spills attack Abos.

>>69551522
Cannons get.

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>>69551410
Take the Pocket. We rename to The Dominion of Skyrim.
We propose these borders for The Maori, this way we can both get fair access to vital locations

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>>69551522
>dubs

>>69551590
Also, of course, these borders are flexible.

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>>69551590
denied

all or nothing
the emu is not a negotiator

>>69551395
Cede more lands to stormcloaks, finish Emus.

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>>69551395

>>69551751
attack ebola fags

>>69551786
Attack Byz around my Paa.

>>69551751
>>69551676
Got palis last time, upgrade is more muskets. Finish the Emu, then cross into the main island attacking Abo cunts.

>>69551751
attack Maori

>>69551797
Muskets get.

>>69551751
Destroy ebola

>>69551676
Thank you my friend. You have been an amazing ally to Skyrim.
>>69551666
Even with this roll, you're only balancing the attacks. Stop before you die.
Roll to keep attacking

Well the game pretty much ended thanx to fucking muskets

>>69551904
jut lik rl life

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>>69551956

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>>69551904
Yeah, they are way too powerful
next game i will probably just change the muskets to +1 bonus and the cannons will only make taking pas easier. And also no more treaties once you get one of each upgrade.

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>>69551904
we give you some land. In turn you must assist us and the Maori.

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>>69552017

>>69552061
Attack Abos,

>>69551822
>>69552061
>>69552122
+3 bonus BTW
Second musket get

>>69552061
can I give the land I have to Ebola?

>>69551816
Wait, we can use abo cunts. More rolls for us. Let's help them like
>>69552064
and partition the island out. We need to be careful, especially with the other island being dominated.
I also will do coastal invasions on the southern tip if possible.

>>69552061
attack yellow cunts

>>69552257
>2 off
Phew.

>>69552061
Kill Emus.

>>69552168
sure

>>69552358
>>69552280
All my land is given to Ebola

thanks for hosting and making the game

>>69552061
Attack ebola

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>>69552061

>>69552465
2D straights OP

>>69552499
defeat yellow at all costs

>>69552389
Gg friendo. Well played.

>>69552499
Attack south ebola

>>69552523
2D straights

>>69552532
And build pa first at centre of my empire

>>69552529
I should've done it earlier. I didn't know what to do when all the land was allocated to players

>>69552499
Surrender.

GG

>>69552286
So what's our next move, my almighty Empire?
I think if we assist Abos by giving them a small amount of tiles on the north Island in exchange for them assisting us, we could match the southern powers.

Surrender GG
Someone make another thread

>everyone surrendering
Honhonhon

will next mupdate be peacemup then?

>>69552499
Defend if attacked, otherwise peacemup, please.

>>69552757
That or north versus south. We get North Island you get the south Island.
Whatever sounds good to you.

>>69552813
I think peacemup might be for the best

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>>69552881
I'm okay with this. We send you an axe.