Americhants

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>all that clapping

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> mfw an americringe is near me

Holy fuck, what is this? Is this some kind of cult? Are they praying? I don't understand a single word of their yelling.

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>americhants praying to the great burger in the sky

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>be americhant
>be really proud of your mart
>get outcompeted by german discounters

Is this the latest forced le maymay?

>>69543067
ok thats funny

>be americhant
>get given a W

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>>69542453

ARE AMERICANS EVEN REAL PEOPLE

AHAHAHA

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>in the name of the aisles, the checkouts and the holy deals

>wal-mart

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>shitty euro stores don't even give discounts based on how fierce your warcry is
only bad experience I've ever had at Wal-mart was when an employee glared at me as I purchased an AR-15 from them, and that was cause I probably looked 15 to them (I was 18 though)

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>>69543477
oh fuck

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>>69542453
This is how we live. It is not a joke for you to make fun of.

4chan is supposed to be a safe space for Americans.

>>69542453
Praise the mart, brothers and sisters! Walellujah!

>>69542453
This is the country that claims to be firstworlder and ruler of the world.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1D5kI1TyMc

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>>69542453
PRAISE BE UNTO THE HOLY SALES

>>69543945
I respect your way of life americlap

>>69543945
s-sorry

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>American
>Walmart
>clapping
You cannot make the shit up.

>>69542453
>GIBMEEE A DUBUHYEEOOOOOOOOO
>GEEBMEE A WEHHHHHEHH
>GIBMMEMMVKME ASF G
>ERGHWEEEEE WUUEUUWUUEEEEHHH

Do Americans chant as they shart in the mart?

>>69550656
Yes