/brit/

>>69541943
Canada more like LEAF haha

cocaine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEYYjiq46Rs

banger

>there are less /brit/ posters on at 11PM than at 4AM

why is this?

>>69541983
s'oak-aine

>The unpopular kid at uni who never got the chance to do drugs with his mates so now despises them as "degenerate"

>>69541990
none of your business quite frankly

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I AM THE SUN
AND THE AIR

Absolutely dying for a shite but the woman's over and i don't think we're at that stage yet

>>69541990
everyone's having sex with their gfs atm

just manipulated a leaf runt into making a new thread for me

>>69541943
there's actually a horse shoe on top of that pyramid desu

>>69541990
I work back shift at Tesco and just got home.

>>69541943
/brithoc/

>>69542025
ummm thats stewart lee his names morrissey and it's "son" and "heir" you fat nerd

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you arrive in the North

>>69542012
I did some stuff in high school and early uni years but people here are a bit fucked, /brit/ is full of severe alcoholics and pill poppers

>>69542010
good post haha

I like [to move it (x2)]

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VERY nice pint glasses, would highly recommend

at uni

>>69542091
I like to move it to move it?

Shit song lyrics mate

bought two yum yums from greggs for £1 earlier and eating the other one now :3

>>69542012
I've unironically had several drug addictions over the years all of which I quit and think drug dealers should be shot in the neck for that reason t b h w y

What do I have to do to get knighted?

might wank
any recs?

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>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university

felt good improving the lives of others

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>>69542064

>>69542072
don't forget the line sniffers mate

>>69542135
unless you also want to shoot the CEOs of tobacco companies and the pharma industry kill yourself

>>69542103
>handles
FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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me

>>69542070
quaint country road looks quite nice tbqh

hnng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M76XsXP2UJk

>>69542154
good lad

>>69542154
Snitches get stitches

>>69542154
>8 dealers
>significant

change it for the next time you post this again la

>>69541990
*fewer

>uni had 8 dealers

Mine had one.

Girl from uni wants me to come to hers on Sunday and play Dungeons and Dragons. What a fucking spacker.

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Me on the left.

How much weight do I have to gain before I'm not a lanklet anymore?

http://bodyvisualizer.com/male.html

>>69542196
What's that mate? You going to knit me a sweater?

>>69542179
youre a fucking retard, kid

>>69542171
I sort of do actually and I'd probably be against alcohol too if it wasn't such an integral part of our civilisation at this point

I agree with everything Peter Hitchens has ever said is what I'm saying here really

>>69542179
JF

>>69541943

played blackjack in luxor and the guy next to me at the table got 4 21s in a row

>>69542207
put your dragon in her dungeon

>>69542141
Protect a fair maiden on the 'net

>>69542213
Yes it's quite good

>>69542154
Good lad. Keep it up.

atol protected

alcohol should be illegal

or legalise and heavily regulate all drugs

>>69542154
genuinely well done lad

>>69542225
I agree with the old 'tchens on most things despite not being religious

Reckon I'd be ok with living in a heavily christian society and I'd just pretend

>>69542205
you only knew one you abnormie twat
>>69542217
>>69542230
fuck off continental then
it's not a real pint if the glass has a handle

>>69542284
Argument of a 6 year old

am literally 5'7
state of me

my uni has hundreds of dealers
they literally turn up outside halls and hand out business cards and also drive around the student areas and give out sample bags

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Chilli sawce, boss man?

>>69542305
Nope he was the only one for sure.

DUDE DRUGS LMAO

>>69542235
>guy next to me at the table got 4 21
that's not how you count cards lad

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>>69541943
Calm yer shitposting.

>>69542135

people don't deserve to be killed just because you're a pathetic weak willed piece of shit

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What's the worst board lads? My votes /r9k/ it's nothing but virgins making other virgins even more suicidal than they already are and doing nothing about it

>>69542336
am figuratively 5'7"

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me

don't go to uni but i sell to students haha
clueless runts

>>69542284
"one poison is wreaking havoc on society so we should have more poisons" is a really stupid thing to say

cannot fathom how this became the go to argument for druggies

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>>69542336

This is you if you were me but 5'7"

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Is there an easier way to get these?

have acquired a short, chubby, blonde, ditsy beautician gf

>>69542383
dunno why there's always a mad scramble to make a new thread the instant we hit the bump limit

>>69542389
/a/ and all /a/ derivatives and leakage

>>69542389
easy, /pol/

wow just think of all those normies that bullied you at school and that they're probably balls deep in gfs as we sit here posting pictures of frogs

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>>69542397

>>69542389
/r9k/ and /pol/ although they're pretty much the same thing

>>69542154

while we're on the subject of things that nevet happened

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/11307743/I-took-on-a-racist-and-he-threw-his-hot-chocolate-at-me.html

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jan/01/the-day-violent-thugs-were-driven-out-by-hippes-with-glowsticks

>>69542389
agree

full of sadcase wankers just pissing themselves whinging about themselves

Why do I see people in cities riding mountain bikes

>>69542405
This poison is more dangerous and harmful than some of the other, banned poisons

your public safety argument is just as frail

on a 7 day streak on duolingo lads
ruined my 20 day one when my internet cut out for a day :l

>>69542447
won't even hover over these links

>>69542434
Was literally never bullied

when did aisha deactivate her twitter

>>69542389

only other board i frequent is /lit/

>>69542430
even boipucci leakage!? :o

>>69542434
quite the opposite for me actually
i was the normie that bullied people in school
but now my life has turned to utter shit and the nerds i bullied are now living comfy lives with gfs

horrible feel

>>69542389
/pol/ as it has become the designated reddit dropoff board

>>69542463
Lots of cities are located at the bottom of Valleys at old river crossings

>>69542488
She said some shit about how the guy who got tortured by black people was probably a nazi so she didn't care

People got angry and she couldn't take it

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I too agree that people should only be allowed to experience government sanctioned states of consciousness

>>69542526
haha

>>69542531
/pol/ is still a good laugh sometimes /r9k/ has no redeeming value

>>69542465
I'd sooner ban alcohol than legalise drugs but that isn't feasible

>>69542539
Amusing how /pol/ acts just like the sjws and doesn't realise it

>>69542296
authoritarian wanker

imagine being gay haha cant imagine wanting a big strong man to shove his cock in my arse lmao can you even imagine

>posting outside of /brit/

give your head a wobble

absolutely mental how the more popular a board gets, the exponentially more shite it is

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i was bullied and was a bully at the same time

>ended up going back to a fat girls house last night
>had some foreplay, got undressed fully
>she sucked me off for a bit
>asked me to rim her
>okay whatever, she gets on her knees
>spread her arse cheeks
>skin is yellow/brown and her arsehole fucking stinks like she's shat herself
>was pissed anyway so gave her a lick
>fast forward to now
>rash around my mouth
>tingling feeling in my throat

why did i do it
what disease do i have?

>>69542389
/pol/ is by far the worst board

>>69542603
hipster

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>>69542603
i stay up all night just for early morning /brit/

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I REALLY hope none of you lads are creeps...

>>69542608
taking it out on the biggest runt in the school

something a runt would do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASDoiX45jMk

>>69542488
she just changed her username again

>>69542642
literally me

>>69542642
literal reeee

>>69542629
Observer

Look at /b/, /pol/, /int/, /r9k/ etc etc
Exeptional are anime boards as they were always shite

>>69542642
He's right you know

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>>69542621
Oh jesus christ, you're giving me vietnam flashbacks

lifting to forget about her lads

>>69542640
brexit gf

>>69542642
he's unironically right

>>69542642

I have 2 of the 5

>>69542642
I have a snapchat that's it and I barely use it

>>69542642
never claimed i wasn't love xx

>>69542673
>not liking anime

Fuck off back to r.eddit

>>69542590
Leaftard

I only have Snapchat but that's just to follow Charli

need an online dating account username lads

please help

>>69542642

>you're a creep if you're not a raging narcissist broadcasting your useless opinions

absolute state of people born in the 90s

>>69542727
I watch anime I just don't browse /a/ you utterly retarded yank

>>69542697
Children can literally do all of those tasks why should I be impressed?

>>69542760
lol

>>69542769
>that projection

lmao state of you, go take a shower lad

>>69542769
agree 110%

>>69542773
that guy is pretty /fa/

cant have a social life without social media

getting on social media will expose lack of life

cant win

>>69542389
/r9k/ - serves its purpose as a containment board, I guess.
/pol/ - extremists mouthing off at each other to no useful purpose

>>69542773
prime alpha /fa/

>>69542642
>Profile pic is of an effeminate weak jawed runt with some runt Snapchat shit over his face
Why yes I trust the word of this "man"

>>69542773
>tfw I feel pity for the robot

Feelings are an evolutionary mistake

prefer to broadcast my shitty opinions anonymously to a small group of ~80 autistic dorks at a time

will you share your scrotes brother

>he doesn't roleplay as a Jewish CTR JIDF communist shill on /pol/
/pol/ is a lot funnier when you realise it's 90% shitposts

>>69542642
Howling at how triggered this makes people

>>69542773
Is it wrong I wanted to take the stick and smack the shit out of him?

>dorks
Fuck off cringe yank

>>69542861
all me

>>69542857
ahh yes, a 'reship'

>>69542824
Be the mysterious friend that only posts every so often but it's something badass

>>69542861
Fuck off my opinion is worth listening to

88

shut up dweeb

>>69542850
>>69542887
End yourselves.

>>69542877
Fuck off back there then

SHOPKEEPERS OF THE WORLD
UNITE AND TAKE OVER!

>bought my 7 year old nephew GTA V for Christmas
>just found out his parents traded it in and bought other games with it
WOW
imagine your parents being THAT gay

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>Be the mysterious friend that only posts every so often but it's something badass

>>69542948
What do you expect, he's 7 you cretin

>>69542948
Probably worried he'd turn out like you

>>69542948
good parents 2bh

>>69542965
Better than being a real life loser

>>69542947
Is this completely being controlled by AI?

babestation

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>fingerless-gloves-fedora

>>69542760
lol

might dig san andreas out this weekend

>>69542948
My cousin is seven and he wanted FIFA. I got him PES.

>>69543038
I bet he cried

>>69543030
wanted to do that for ages but can't find me ps2

>>69542760
sharting

been playing the call of duty 4 remake and it's really good

>>69542947
>perfectly cooked american steak

i've had battlefield 1 since christmas and i've even bothered installing it

Genuinely quite concerned by how much i nostalgia'd about runescape earlier

If heaven is real I think it's sitting about playing rs with my mates, logging off to have dinner with my family and chatting to them, then logging on to play a bit more before saying goodnight to my mates and then my family and doing it all again the next day

that or 72 virgins

>>69542773
>spend billions of dollars with hundreds of very intelligent to develop a robot
>it can pick up a box

wow that was a good use of money

quite enjoy how the media telling everyone to vote one way makes everyone vote the other way desu

>>69543048
Like I told him, this is much better than spending money on that FUT shit. Still his face, kek.

watching arse webms lads

>>69543120
yeah how about that

*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*

>>69543120
That game that's for 5 year olds?

>>69542760
lol

>>69543120
got a 2 letter username on the old runescape

>>69543120
oh

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slags lads

>>69543127
Look at his determination though
You'd give up after the first shove

>>69543127
Yeah but the next one probably can do more stuff

>>69543159
thx 4 the (You) ;^)

>>69543163
yeah that's the one

>but you know everyone played it when they were like 14

>why of course I save the thumbnail

>>69543136
hahaha you showed him lad, what a little prick enjoying something else

my idea of heaven is a mountain of cocaine and degenerate sex with cheap slags not some bender computer game

>they're shoving massive luxury flats into a comfy quiet area near me

not happy

>>69543178
who gives a fcuk about usernames m8.

all about combat level/pking
>slayer cucks need not apply

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>my idea of heaven is a mountain of cocaine and degenerate sex with cheap slags not some bender computer game

>>69541943
I've stated in that hotel. Unnerving when you're buttnaked in the room and a window cleaner glides past, feels like they can see you

>>69542773
Post the Trump version.

>>69542773
was kinda hoping the robot would get sick of his shit and turn on him desu

>>69543250
Wouldn't know lad I played outside with me mates

QUICK

do i have another wank before bed? had one about 2 hours ago

>>69543207
I'd deck the nerd who touched my box. Deck that cunt robot too while I'm at it

>>69543212
Right, can't wait for another ten years of development so it can move slightly faster than my 90 year old grandad

>fedoraposting
literally yank levels of banter

>>69543289
just saying lad, it's pretty rare

my combat stats are decent from what I remember

Not sure about this coffee pouring gimmick. Its fucking 9 minutes to midnight

Im also absolutely SICK of selecting all the squares with store fronts and road signs in

>>69543288
Better than flats with the mandatory 40% "affordable" housing quota like near me. Not happy living near poor people at all

have you ever sat there after a massive drug binge and wondered what your mum would say about it all

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Rate my 'za lads

>>69543339
Still be getting the boat to the new world with that attitude bud

>>69542947
want this set on maximum speed with all safety restrictions disabled and then fully unleashed on my quivering sack

>>69543331
YES

>>69543370
buy a 4chan pass

haven't solved a captcha in years

>>69543377
They should all be gassed desu

heaven has to be like a cross between a dikekike video and...chicken and winnigish

>>69542154
you should have offered to each of them to rat out their competition for a price then fucked them over after they payed
they wouldnt want to be seen doing it themselves, so you could offer to do it as a proxy

lello hads

>>69543077
>>69543276
*sighs*
Aye very good mate, can I just have my coffee now though

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friends aren't being very nice

>>69543330
>you
>mates
absolutely rasping here

>>69543312
>cocaine and degenerate sex is the best you can hope for

dont let your dreams be memes my friend

>>69543391
>red onions
underrated topping

>>69543398
what should i wank to lad? any recs?

>>69543459
Only after you've snapped a pic of it and shown me that you've posted it to instagram

>>69543438
FOB

>>69543462
If you are getting cross about memes and genuin

>>69543484
If dubs you fap to dogfart

>>69543370
I hate it when you do all the right ones but it doest verify it and you do end up doing like 9 different ones of selecting squares on a sign

>>69543505
dubs and you have to shag a potato on webcam for /brit/

>>69543462
drama queens
do you boink each other on your sleepovers?

sleepy

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>>69542642
i dont have a reason to have one

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>>69543462
is this you?

>>69543484
Somik chan

>>69543496
>this actually happened to me recently

Australians have a lot to answer for

>>69543523
if dubs he does it

>>69543509
I know that feeling brother. I often purposefully select a wrong square as well so that whatever company is paying to have these done doesn't get fully reliable results

Quite like the one where you click the square to draw lines around stuff. More of those please chinese moot

Dubs for the dubs god

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would u?

if dubs i wank off if singles cs go

>>69543579
the dub god's name is kek

>The Alt-Right Movement does not care about violence in this country. Thousands of whites murder people every year, but you’d be hard pressed to find a protest or march headed by their movement on white on white crime.

Doing an ol' 'hink

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>>69543544

>>69543523
If dubs he has to do it

>>69543552
where for vids?

>>69543544
of course it's him fedoraposting is /brit/'s bread and butter

Please stop posting pictures of food, I'm fucking starving and there's nothing in the house

>>69543602
Shit meme

*lives each day as if it was the last*

>>69543597
instantaneously if she asked me to fuck her, but i wouldn't go to the effort of trying to woo her unless she made moves on me first. even 5/10 girls think they're super hot because of all the thirsty guys chasing them

someone post the pig woman

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>>69543547
V nice

>>69543634
Agreed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo

just made a new video lads

>>69543627
britato famine

>>69543597
i am so lonely i would do anything with tits desu

>>69543627
go get a takeaway

>>69543619
m less

>>69543597
suppose so

looks a bit dodgy below the waist though

>>69543665
How the tables have turned

>>69543639
*pisses off family and friends by calling them to say goodbye everyday*

>>69543652
sorry mate, deleted the pics ur mum sent me

>>69543568
Yeah those are quite satisfying

My least favourite one is the "until no more appear" one, they take like ages

>>69543652
Might get a titty wank

>>69543670
Worth it for the tits innit

>>69543288
>massive luxury flats
It's not anyone will actually live in them.

>>69543665
Above average post

>>69543714
10/10 upper half experience for sure

MIGHT have impregnated the gf just now

DON'T believe in abortion

Oops haha

http://i.imgur.com/BNsdHfg.mp4

remember to brush your teeth

am far too timid to be a man

>>69543704
yeah theyre shit house. also i want to select something more interesting that store fronts and roadsigns.

>>69543669
I'm at the rents, its in the middle of nowhere

if you want some QUALITY vids check my motherless favs xx

/f/milkwater

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lads, can someone post rosy's regular twitter account? In return I offer chebs

not only do i brush my teeth once a day i also floss immediately after everytime

>>69543669
nothing on mless

>>69543739
Man up then mate

haven't had a cigarette today and don't plan on it

hopefully i'll kick the regular habit once i get my wax pen in and go back to having 10 but only when i go out

>>69543753
Eat the doggo

>>69543784
Can't resist myself, in fact thanks for reminding me going for one now

>>69543745
Idk, i get grass and rivers and mountains a lot

>>69543735
i once dated a super "liberated" scandi girl and I remember she asked me once we stopped using condoms what I thought about abortion if she were to accidentally get pregnant. I said I had no problem with it, but if it came to it it would be her decision.

She laughed and said "dont worry i would abort it straight away"

the pussy game was ridiculous

thinking about starting to vape
how much nic is good if you are trying to quit

>>69543784
fuck it my dad's been smoking for over 50 years and he's fine

>>69543462
>ranking friendships based on meme usage.

Oh, wait, I see the fedora.

>>69543770
hmm...

Bailey Jay then

come with me now
follow me trust me
time's passing by
can't afford to hesitate

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>the pussy game was ridiculous

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>>69543803
yeah i get a few of them but definitely far too many are fucking signs and store fronts. I just got one for fountains which was nice

>tfw you get one which says click the house numbers until they stop appearing

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>the pussy game was ridiculous

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>thinking about starting to vape

>>69543814
mostly worried about hygiene rather than health

>>69543823
He wasn't that bad as a young lad, just very boyish looking

He was obviously going to be attractive after losing the baby fat

Offering up dubs for big Jurg and his bastard Reds

>>69543765
slagtits

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>>69543832

really fucking hate musicals

>>69543814
>>69543865
also they'll be a lot better when i do have them if i don't dull my brain to them constantly

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>>69543736

listening to some 'fighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbpqZT_56Ns

the 'tune' so to speak

am addicted to the internet

watching random vlogs with 20 views

my feet are finally warm.

>>69543809
Vape grass bro

>>69543886
I don't, I quite like some of them actually

>>69543872
he had a horrendous overbite

I'm ready to thump, and get the whole crew arrested
Bail 'em out, and laugh about it in Texas, yo
And get with Rome, down in Caki-Lac
And hit the spot, in the hood where the happenings at
Where the shootin' and the fightings and the stabbings at
Where the Lincolns and the Chevys and the Cadi's at, shit

>>69543902
think am just addicted to /brit/ if im honest

>>69543916
You can do that?

Never ever tell me again that the BBC are a ' left wing ' organisation

Now I admitt that I've reached the point where I don't care about the ins and outs of the RMT / ASLEF strike action. I just want my train to turn up on time and get me to/from work. However, I've just seen the One Show. After paying lip service to real safety concerns about Driver Only Trains with virtually no mention of issues such as disabled passengers, passengers taken ill or the vital role conductors played in tragedies such as Paddington, the rest of the show was a rant about the 'evils of the unions'. Unbiased programming my arse it was like something out of Russia today!

i've been smoking for 13 years now and i still go running and play football. checkmate atheists

>>69543957
Yee
Look up PAX and MFLB (I have this and highly rate it)

>>69543843
I fucking hate that one
just got mountains

*does a one line post*

>>69543988
mhm
thought you could only get stuff that used oils

>>69543970
the union bosses are absolute cunts and i cant wait for train drivers to literally all be replaced by robots

>>69543970
Just imagine being as wet as this lads and unironically thinking things like this. I would 'cide for sure.

>>69544018
*does a two line

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>>69543881
did she make a new one after /brit/ annoyed her?

>>69544027
no you can vape actual weed by heating it enough to vaporise the thc out of it without combustion

wax is better than weed though

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>>69543988
wew a bit expensive desu