/brit/

usa

BIG SEND here to BGMedia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX_h3vczc7Q

love interracial gangbangs where the girl looks obviously uncomfortable desu

>>69539410
christ i've had like 10m tops

>>69539677
sort yourself out

Bizarre that there are mongs here who think that blacked are the only people making artistic pornography

Got the Sims on download

>>69539725
which one

>>69539649

they'll heal on their own but you can use soothing lotions and such to help.

normal people don't usually get chilblains mate. you got a family history of them or are you a fat unhealthy shit?

apparently chris brown and soulja boy are going to fight on tv
will be jokes

would LOVE to play the sims or theme hospital or rct or something but i use a memebook

>>69539723
""""""artistic"""""" pornography

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ah yes, 100 years

Just think lads, if the crusaders didnt sack Constantinople then Byzantium would be a legitimate modern day superpower Greece and Anatolia would be under the control of the Greeks and therefore alot of the Middle East would have had much more European influence If only those money grubbing stupid fucking crusader retards didnt sack a great european empire and leave them to get picked apart by turkic nomads

From the article about the kidnapping in the US

>But the grandmother of one of the young women charged said her granddaughter is "a good person" who has had her "ups and downs".

>Priscilla Covington said the video does not reflect the young woman she said she had raised since she was a baby.

SHE A GOOD GIRL, DINDU NUFFIN

I just watched an episode of Doctor Who and I don't get why this is so popular.

guy from work is going over to sort out a bloke who was seeing his sister but ended up abusing her and i'm going with to back him up

post some choons to get me in the mood lads going to get very messy in about 40 minutes time

Business idea: ball busting site called 'cracked'. it's a joke because nuts is another world for bollocks and you crack some nuts to eat them haha get it?

>>69539767
what exactly am i looking at and reading right now?

>>69539803
Yanks and teenage girls like it.

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BBC sound of 2017 winner is announced tomorrow lads
surely it's going to be dave or aj tracey although they both should've made top 5 desu

>>69539806
call the police instead

>>69539808
explain

>>69539676
sums up uk grime nicely.

>>69539676
Reminds me of this

https://youtu.be/6exgBw7iaA8

>>69539806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ

>>69539814
>>69539767
>tfw I recognized what this is
It's the encasing for the Chernobyl disaster site, I thought they just installed a new one this year

>>69539856
no

>>69539866
yes

>>69539841
millie b

>A startled guardsmen at Buckingham Palace reportedly almost shot the Queen after she went for an unexpected 3am walk around the gardens.
According to the Times, the soldier was on patrol on the palace perimeter during the early hours of the morning when he spotted a figure in the darkness.

>He reportedly challenged the potential intruder by shouting: “Who’s that?”

>On realizing it was the Queen, who had ventured out after a bout of insomnia, he said: “Bloody hell, Your Majesty, I nearly shot you.”

>Expecting a serious dressing down by the monarch, he was surprised when the 90-year-old responded: “That’s quite all right. Next time I’ll ring through beforehand so you don’t have to shoot me.”

Close one (:

>>69539806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ6G7qwjom4
>>69539856
fuck off you snitch

If suicide is painless, then they haven't you done yourself in yet?

Need a Shosanna gf

>>69539841
tom grennan should be gassed and i've never heard his music

>>69539841
should be Stefflon Don

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This is a CRACKING film lads. Truly kino. It's very deep though, only embark upon it if you are highly experienced.

i got enemies got a lot of enemies

>>69539469
>i'm worried about markets crashing soon again Tbh. it just seems to be like a bubble out there

Quite possible. I've been looking at the price-earnings ratios (P/E basically indicates how much growth people anticipate for a stock) of a lot of american companies post-Trump rally, and they're super high, and not just in the tech sector. Not sure that public debt will do anything as all of that can be renegotiated and put off to later days, but consumer debt is super high (Canada having one of the biggest consumer debt loads).

My own strategy has been to focus on industries I know well and try to mitigate risk of other events I have no predictive power over. Personally, I've been investing in oil a lot recently as I don't anticipate it dropping much lower - at the very worst, the OPEC deal falls through and the Saudis pump out a lot more, while Trump promotes more expansionary oil policies, and the market floods a bit more and we're back in the 40s or so. But 40 USD is still ~55 for CAD, and the CAD would probably drop relative to USD given that its highly hedged to oil prices, so maybe even 60 CAD. That's well above breakeven oil prices for almost all Canadian oil companies, and I can still collect my dividends from them and wait for oil recovery, because lets face it, its not going away any time soon. LNG and the surprisingly positive pipeline development from the Trudeau gov't are also great signs.

>reckon emerging markets will be immune?

Depends on the market. I will probably never directly invest in China because I don't trust them at all, and the market and currency is significantly determined by the CCP, and their motivations are well beyond simply keeping index prices high. But apart from that, China is somewhat detached from the American/West economies, at least as much as any other big country nowadays.

India will be going up, but it could take a while. They might emerge in 30 years, 50 years, or 100 years. Pretty safe option I imagine.

>>69539886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7Ove4N3AYA

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>>69539887
thought she was dead

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>>69539841
>Britain turning out singer-songwriter qts by the dozen
heart hurts lads, need a british gf

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What's the most important dlc to get for EU4 lads?

I really want to get the Common Sense expansion but I'm not sure what else I need

>>69539906
BLACKED

>>69539913
it really shouldn't
it's going to be dave though i would put money on it

Why role reversal is essential when seducing cougars: the Boytoy Principle
The five things that cougars look out for during their prowl
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Tips to address the mismatch in life preferences and expectations due to the gap in age
How to avoid the deadly ¡°Mother Hen¡± trap
Dealing with different levels of success and the inevitable public scrutiny

>>69539806
andas en mi cabeza nena a todas horas. el mundo me da vueltas tu me descontrolas

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Have any of you lads successfully given up smoking? Did it make a big difference?

>>69539735

4

>>69539961
They're all fucking shit though

>tfw a qt british girl has laughed at your gimmicks on multiple occasions
>tfw there are qt girls in this thread right NOW

>>69539989
DELETE

>>69539940
0.55+ is lyrical genius

>>69539806
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9CuaJZpxK0

>>69540044
no there are not!!

>>69540032
yes

huge difference, have more energy and my sense of taste is back

do it lad x

josie hearn is such a slag
josie hearn yeah are you mad

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>>69540049
t. zoller

Doing a get

>>69540044
umm wow can u not...

>>69540108
piss off wit yo gay shit bucks

got a 25 quid argos voucher for christmas what should i get

>>69539887
Wonder if he would get hanged for that, would be good banter as if we kill anyone we get kicked out the EU

did chrome just update

it crashed all my programs

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>>69540092
>>69540130
please go out with me

>>69540138
Cornetto

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AY HOL UP

found a fiver in my jeans lad what should i invest in?

>>69539965
Just torrent them all

>>69539915
he hacks

>>69539806
SKRRRRRRRRRRRT
ROLL UP ON THAT NIQQA IN THE 4 DOOR WITH THE .44 YEEEE BWOIIIIIIIIIII

>>69539617

Index funds are usually long-term investments, which means you don't need to follow everything religiously.

I have an app on my phone which notifies me of big decisions (ex. key lending rates, gdp growth for economies, labour rates), and I look at my account whenever I want to rub my hands and feel like a miser. That's it though. I only browse the financial post occasionally, maybe once a week.

The less risky your investment, the less you have to follow current events.

>>69539677

love bukkakes where the girl is clearly in distress. nikki flame cover my face scene is a good one.

>>69540180
bag of chips

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>>69540197
neeeeeeeeeerd

What do you prefer, costa or the 'bucks?

>>69540180
bollock vice

three wanks today
all to the same video
wew

>>69540197
what should i invest my 10 grand in lad

pls help

>>69540122
It was only part of her undercover you fucker

>>69540098
Anything other than that? how much of a difference in energy and how did you give up?

alri lads been off the chon for a few days

what's new haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUyzb6wRW9Y

fuckin choonage
dizzee and wiley reunion when

>>69539935
>ywn be this smart and Jewish

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>alri lads been off the chon for a few days

>what's new haha

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hello is this thread where we post slags

>>69540261
dogecoin

>>69540261
my gimmicks

>>69540257
Post the video

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a so-called runt assembly

>>69540186
dunno how to do that

and /gsg/ isn't helping

>>69540245
I think I've got a boner for trannyholes

>Girlfriend is on a business trip in Bradford all week
>Hasn't had time to call me all

Is this loneliness what it's like for you guys all the time?

>>69540266
oi jordan you still ain't replied on facebook haha

>>69540261
Douvan for the Gold Cup

>>69540032
Yes

Took up running instead. Much better "high" than a niccy rush

>>69540032
gave up ciggies for a month just to prove to a couple friends that i could.

started smoking weed everyday though

>>69540292
can't do that

>>69540257

my last 10 wanks have all been to faye reagan

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tfw no dnb gf

>>69540324
haha nah I'm not jordan he still hasn't replied to me on fb the fucking dog haha

>>69540316

Subtle bait but will get a few

>>69540283
>>69540283
post austrian slags preferably from Salzburg

>>69540292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSMoxfkv_qM

>>69540302
i thought trump was a russian apologist

>>69540261
a fucking machine

>>69540354
>dnb

it's not 2004 mate

>>69540316
shes getting the ol' bradford burn

>>69540316
Haven't been lonely this week, fucking some girl in Bradford

>>69540261
>>69540331
Champion Chase*

>>69540358
fucking ignorant one are jord is haha

>>69540302
>no to fracking
assessing US shale deposits has made America energy independent for the first time in decades

>>69540238
Nero has the best coffee for the lowest price Tbh

Food leaves a lot to be desired but I'm a man on the go

Also my local one has a cross eyed qt working there

>>69540377
its only just hit canada or something

*squirms around in a loud room with smelly degenerates*

>tfw quit doing drugs and now I'm getting really intense vivid dreams

>>69540354
>dnb
when did you get out the coma mate? must have been in there a while

>>69540365
There are no slags in Salzburg
Alpine girls are pure and chaste

lads I've never had a gf

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>>69539794
>>69539950
>>69540009
>>69540171
>>69540266
>>69540389
>>69540358
NICE HATS LOSERS

>>69540354
*gets barged into during the drop*
*knocks both our front teeth out*

Ah yes

>>69540377
>>69540440
this isn't even a joke it's just being wrong

*traverses a 70ft glacier*

meh

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really like this new album lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPbeEtjo70g

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>>69540302
not a rorke but I don't know what Brits expect to be able to do about Trump

>>69540316
>business trip
>in Bradford
wtf

>>69540335
>>69540337
Did you just go cold turkey?

>>69540469
pendulum went shit after hold your colour

>>69540499
nah mate i went warm chicken

>>69540460
>virgin hat

>>69540478
just bitter nerds virtue signalling

>>69540238
the 'Sta

>>69539767
ahhh yes, nuclear energy, fantastic idea

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■ Yes to diversity
■ No to denying refugees
■ No to scapegoating of immigrants
■ No to Islamophobia
■ No to structural racism in all forms

dnb went to shit after 1066

>>69539841
don't listen to any of these so it must be shite music

>>69540455
The one I met in Vienna wasn't so chaste when I banged her in a nightclub toilet

>>69540455
My minds in the gutter should have known

>>69540478
hillary destroyed the unions and loves war

saying stop trump is so dumb, these people have calcified 3rd eyes and read the atlantic

>>69540506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qVvi2GM090

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_hL-JZlTmY

>>69540238
Prefer not being a fucking poof

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>>69540457
same

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>>69540032
>tfw want a black gf but she'd torture me on live video

>>69540587
same

>>69540499
Pretty much

Still had the occasional sly one when I was boozing and a few relapses where I'd motor through a 20 deck in a night but for the most part I found it quite easy. There's a good book by Allan Carr (spelled something like that, not the gay bloke) on quitting that I always see recommended.

With the running, I'd see progress and then I'd feel guilty if I smoked because I know it would hinder the runs in future. Eventually running became more important to me than smoking, and after a few months I didn't want to break my streak

Good luck mate - it really is a great feeling to overcome chemical needs - you just need to have the discipline to say "no" to yourself

>>69540551
it's sound of 2017 they're all up and coming you mong
you'll be listening to them in a few years

>>69540373
what machine

>>69540579
good tunes

Any other junglists in the house?

>>69540460
unironically never wore that hat hahaha only time I've ever worn it was for a stupid costume when I went to the cricket once haha

>>69540555
As you might have noticed Vienna isn't exactly alpine
Living in the flat land tends to corrupt people, must be the bad air

>>69539806

alright lads i'm off
bye bye

>>69540499
i did yes. but i only started smoking in march. got up to a half a pack/day. so i really don't think i'm addicted.

the hardest part was the first week. because it's like a habit, you know. you get in your car to drive somewhere and you light up. but after that first week, for me at least, not smoking because a habit and i pretty much forgot what it felt like to smoke because i had become used to not smoking.

Quitting benzos is 50 times worse than quitting smoking

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Turns out marriage is a scam lads

>>69540632
yes guy

>>69540264
sleep better, more of an appetite, no longer depressed, haven't got ill since i quit, rarely get a headache, less anxious

>>69540632
Yeah mate, started out on Deadmau5 but I'm a Skrillex man now, he just pumps out the tunes *unholsters double barrelled gun finger* woi oiiiiiiiii

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password is poo

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>>69540682
definitely reading every single digit of this chart

>>69540612
Thanks, tried a few times before but something big just knocked sense into me and now I'm going to quit. Sick of being a skinny-fat lazy fucker

>>69539841

couldn't care less about any of that shite music or what the BBC says or any award in general

>>69540499

also i did stop smoking specifically at work before that, so that helped a lot. i'd still go out to my car at lunch and puff a couple though.

the best feeling though was when i happened to find a pack with one cigarette i had forgotten about. i decided not to smoke it because i knew i'd just feel worse for cheating. that was one of the best feelings in the world!

>>69540665
Medal's in the post

>>69540506
went to shite after 12

keep letting my right wing views slip at work lads

today at work while eating lunch all the leftie runts were going through everything that happened in 2016, celebrity deaths, muh brexit/trump, terrorist attacks etc

as they were counting through all the terrorist attacks they eventually mentioned the one that just happened in turkey

i, without even thinking, just said "yeah but thats in turkey though so it doesnt really matter"

just to paint a picture, theres 3 SJW type girls, one literally being a landwhale with red hair, problem glasses and sleeve tattooes, and a gay lad. they all collectively gasped and looked at me like i was the biggest shitlord ever and asked how its any different.

i just doubled down and said, shit happens all the time over there, its to be expected, when a load of people get killed in paris it is different to a load of people dying in turkey, and deep down inside you know that. then they just sort of changed the subject.

if you just fucking double down and dont cuck out the lefties have nothing to say. becoming such a pinnacle rorke that im actually having a go at lefties at work lads. beggars belief.

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THREE LIONS ON A SHIRT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ubM0JbI5EQ

New Year Resolutions lads?

tech house is the objectively best genre

>>69540648
m8 she was from Bludenz met her the night we smashed you lads in the qualifier

>>69540740

Swear I came up with this phrase

>>69540716
Good lad, you can do it

Find something to replace it - excercise ideally

aisha deleted her twitter lol

>>69540032
I successfully gave up cocaine after using it for 6 months straight

try that

>>69540751
Is having autism right wing now?

i had over £4,500 in the last day but i still feel a bit depressed

think it's because i woke up past mid-day. (again)

what am i like, aye

>>69540787
why???????

>>69540787
lol

>>69540765
i want to stop being a worthless piece of shit. get a little fit, get a gf or at least kiss a girl for once in my life. eat healthier (i've been eating fast food and hotpockets solely for about 7 months)

>>69540782
Medal's in the post

(You definitely did not by the way you fucking spanner)

>>69540776
too cheesy. pure unadulterated dark industrial techno is patrician

>>69540787
probably just changed her username again, she couldn't give up her Twitter account, where else would she get attention from

>>69540810
yes

>Pendulum

lmao, bet you gimps were scene kids

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>>69540824
filtered

>>69540765
NEW years REsoluTIONS are FOR LOSErs

>>69540783
Cheers for the advice

>>69540817
no idea

>>69540776
>>69540835

wrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsd5F_YEzJQ

>>69540751
holy christ you're autistic

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>>69540777

>>69540873
fight me irl then

>>69540835
enjoy techno but it's a bit heavy for my everyday listening, I'd rather be at a sweatbox dancing around to it

>>69540751
not a pixel

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In San Diego lads. All these Latinas with the cute bums are giving me some serious miscegenation feels.

>>69540874
Back to your containment thread Pogatetz

>>69540810
>>69540873
Not autistic at all you mongs

isnt techno really REALLY "soft" these days? remember it to be a lot heavier by default

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hmmm here are some pakis and white lefties supporting the "rotherham 12" - 12 asian men who stood trial for violent disorder after fighting with Britain First members

where are their signs for the 1400? they're more concerned about 12 people who had a fight than 1400 being sexually abused, simply because the 12 are brown and the 1400 were white.

>>69540883
I could batter you into oblivion you spergy little sandworm

shan't be replying to any welfare island aussies (kiwis) in this thread

>>69540936
highly doubt that mate id fucking obliterate you

>>69540804
i gave up opiates you yuppie shit

>>69540936
Oh aye you stupid cunt?

not sure if my facial hair looks good but I'm gonna leave it to grow anyway

>>69540929
Yes it is you sperg

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>>69540907
good goy

>>69540968
alri chang

i really fucking hate grime

>>69540935
they've lost the plot lad

theyre not actual leftists

theyre just social progressives

>>69540975
>>69540963
2 on 1...feel a lot like ya mum

don't worry there's enough heem to share between the two of you

>>69541003
you must love cillit bang so

Would heem any here in an instant

>>69540987
Fuck off Nordlad. I'd like to see how you did being surrounded by tropical sex goddesses that ooze fertility from every pore.

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me having a think

>>69541041
I've battled over 50 people in my life. If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'll be in Manchester for the weekend, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.

>>69541032
does it work on nigger music/

>>69541003
alri barry scott

>>69541041

I will turn you into a fine red mist you utter grub.

>>69540986
You want a fucking smack you cretin? State of people on here thinking having an opinion is autistic. Who gives a fuck about turkish pakis. Some of you wouldn't say boo to a goose.

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howling she obviously said some dodgy shite

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one on the left is literally 10/10

quotient inductive inductive types

>>69541016
Get fucked you cock womble.

>>69541109
the one on the right is hotter you stupid ass

>>69541061
mexicans are all fat, smelly and age like shit

>>69541106
oh deer

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>at a bar with some mates
>feeling a bit wired
>zone out listening to the band
>notice I was staring at someone
>they noticed too
>spot myself in the bar mirror at the same time
>look like pic related
Fucking hell

>>69541093
>terrorists killing loads of people doesn't matter because it happened in Turkey
>thinking airing his opinion is ok and you are smug because you think you shit people up out of anything other than disgust

Yes it is typical aspergers bahaviour

https://twitter.com/xexizy11

DOXX'D

check his media, this guy POSTS here

>>69541138
bender

>>69541138
generic ugly

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>>69541106
looks like she got btfo

i've been a wild rover for many a year
and i spent all my money on whiskey and beer

>>69541106
She said nothing wrong, only advocated violence towards Nazi and fascist types

>>69541165
>average 4chan user

wow its fucking nothing

>>69541164
How gay are you? Imagine pretending to give a fuck.

>>69541165
pretty sure that's an eight chon screenshot

>>69541126
you're as autistic as the norruntian baka I'll fucking drop you

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>>69541165
>19 yr old Leninist Youtuber. Likes Physics, Anime, Video Games, 40k and Being a Cliché.

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>>69541170
>>69541172
genuinely started to think you people are just trolling at this point. your taste in women is so backwards in every scenario where you show it

>>69541220
Bet you watch anime you soft lad

>>69540032
have a dire exigency for a black gf

>>69541161
>south african
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u3YgWTMx3Q

>>69541250
the one on the left looks elegant and intelligent and has europoid nose.

the one on the right looks like failed kpop slut

>>69541250
You're actually a bender mate, sorry I had to tell you like this

>>69541256
never watched anime once in my life you try hard edgelord

they both look the fucking same

>>69541211
Well I don't wank off to half an hour of Molyneuxs slap head on YouTube chatting shite so not as gay as /pol/

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state of this guy

>>69541161

jolling with a few good oaks?

>>69541250
the one on the right was a lad

reckon i'll be one of the first on the shuttles to mars. not much for me here. reckon they'll need some programmers out there?

>>69541297
imagine posting all that cringey political tripe

ahh yes i discovered some big words let me label myself

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>why yes, I do think I'm hard posting pictures of Pinochet and referencing throwing people from helicopters

>>69541314
wrong, if anything the left's face is more masculine. he looks like a metrosexual male

>>69541297
looks like prime runtoid material

Fuck (You)

>>69541322
Its frustrating because theyre a LARP'ing subculture rather than a viable political opinion

hitler was a fucking autist but he got people into his party that helped him gain mass appeal

>>69541297

needs to be beaten within an inch of his life

>>69541296
Literally a gay.

>>69541286
Do you want a fight or what?

>>69541337
Weebs btfo

>>69541352
You blind or just a fucking child?

>tfw a girl shoves a key up your nose and next thing you know you're in her bed

There is literally nothing wrong with nuclear power.

>>69541138
>being attracted to gooks

the jews sure did a number on you lad

>>69541376
meet me outside sheffield tesco's in 20 minutes you fat runt

>>69541398
a key? what?

>>69541398
>shoves a key up your nose
sounds painful 2bh lad

>control + F (you)
>0 results

>>69541398
Happened to me monday but I gave her the key, coke is a hell of a drug

>>69541416
>>69541418
a key with powder on it

>>69541398
Success

>>69541426

>>69541416
>>69541418

how sheltered can you get

>>69541432
drugs? why is it on a key?

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>>69541434
>>69541434
>>69541434
bless you

>>69541457
Fuck off

>>69541451
so you can sniff it in the middle of the club without having to rack out a line

>>69541478
t. rasheed

>>69541415
Could be there in 30 but you wont show. Your as bad as that Canadian cunt who chats absolute bollocks on because he is far away.

>>69541496
do not understand 2bh

I'm inadvertently doing dry january lads

t. Jamal

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>he's NEVER taken drugs

>>69541526
normally you'd pour out powder, rack it into a line and snort with a rolled up note

doing this in a club is effort so instead you just get some of the end of the key and sniff off the key

Lads how do you tell apart sunset from sunrise

>Watching Inglorious Basterds
>Drinking Heineken out of a modern pint glass

>>69541531
bit optimistic given the whole wealth of past meteorological data we have concerning precipitation in January lad

>>69541540
I inject weed all the time

>>69541556
By not being thick as fuck

>>69541556
One's going up and the other's going down.

what she asked of me
at the end of the day
caligula would have blushed

>>69541556
east is sunrise

>>69541531
im doing nofap 2017

10 days in

>>69541457

>>69541621
>>69541588
I mean, say you had a screenshot of either 5am or 7pm, would you be able to tell which is which

>>69541625
Oh you've been in the house too long she said

And I naturally fled

>>69541563
good goy

On the 350th anniversary of Guru Gobind Singh's birth, I'd like to wish all Sikhs celebrating a very blessed and happy Gurpurab.

>>69541660
How do you screenshot the sun? Do you mean a picture? Have you been chained to your computer so long that you call pictures "screenshots"?

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You shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does

>>69541662
two lovers entwined
passed me by

doing a weed tomorrow for the first time in 2 (two) months

>Nofap
Surest sign of a runtoid

Norwegian should fuck off, I reckon

I AM THE SUN
AND THE AIR

https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=89
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=89
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=89

password is poo

im a massive disappointment to my parents lads

WICKED WICKED
JUNGLE IS MASSIVE

>>69541750
b8

>>69541724
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

In my life

>>69541779
im not

mainly cos my parents have low standards

getting the old cocaine cravings again

must resist

POPPADOM BRIDGE
I'M IN TROUBLE

>>69541807
oh why do i give valuable time

What's doing weed feel like

I don't know how to get any

everyone is too scared to make new threads at the bump limit now

janny did a right number on you bellsniffs

>>69541816
i'm definitely buying 2 grams tommorow night regardless of what my m8s are doing. even if i have to sit in my room on my own im fucking getting it

>>69541850

like a nice warm bath

>>69541837
On people who don't care if I

Live or die

>>69541871
I went down that path, doing it by myself every day after work for months

Didn't do me any good really

>>69541706
made mekek

>>69541871
degenerate piece of trash

jews really got inside your head and jumbled everything up didnt they

>>69541873
Sounds nice

Need some good workout tunes lads

I like crescendo-heavy electronic garbage (as below) but I'm open to new recommendations:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSxzzDE38t8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgc36wxQCGM