/brit/

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cara

>>69526310
>It's so wet

bloody hell

the soaking seductor's technique actually works

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>>69525981

explain yourselves

You don't know me but names Sai
I'm just the O'Hare delivery guy
But it seems like trees might be worth a try
So I say let it grow

Maltesers are divine

any good animes this season lads

>>69526399
I get an image of the town hall lad. You know google search results are weighted towards the stuff you commonly search for right?

>>69526459
Wtf I'm ISIS now

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found my winter waifu, lads
r8

>>69526478
>lounge.jpg
is that where you have your sofa? fairly standard, choice of room

Going to try for a sharpie in the fanny first lads, might try for /brit/ later

>>69526392
Of course it does, you fool. How could ever dare question the Wet Stalker?

>>69524966

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thoughts?

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me

>>69526524
>Sharpie
Anything less than a glass bottle is a waste.

need a pale soft slightly goth gf

>>69526588
Got to ease them in lad, too quick and they fuck off
t. knower

>>69526310
a/ absolutely disgusting (her)
b/ absolutely disgusting (that image quality)

Why are brits on /int/ nicer at night than during the day?

CRAZY FLAMBOYANT FOR THE RAP ENJOYMENT

MY CLAN INCREASE LIKE BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT

>>69526559
rank

just had my first wank of the year

>>69526559
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoliosis

>>69526616
less school going children

>>69526609
how did you get an anonymous girl to this point without giving her something in return?

>>69526609
Lad, when I was like 13 I was getting grown women on the internet to stuff bottles in their minges from the fucking off. As soon as you have them naked, you're sorted.

>>69526563
gv template plz

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>>69526563
>Fucked a cute trap

>>69526649
proves???

>>69526563
you fucked a bloke lmao

you're not a chav you're a poof

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Did you get the memo lads?

>>69526645
She's not very good at english so she doesn't really understand just how autistic I am when I write
She's also visiting her sister here later in the year, or so she says. She wants my cock desu

literally the only time yanks and canadians sound different to me is when they hit that 'aʊ' sound

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wood you?

>>69526563
fucked a teacher in school should be the ultimate box for Chadism

>>69526708
Oh, yes, and she's a bit submissive as well. Throw in some "good girls" and things like that every here and there when they do what you tell them to

asmrfu removed her dreads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTLs1OM9LUM
looking very presentable

>>69526708
what site?

>>69526705
would love to heem this runt

>>69526563
Prove Americans are gay and autistic

alcohol is for subhumans

>>69526686
I'd have to dive into my old hotmail account, but there might be some kicking around. I distinctly remember getting one bird to show off her tits and her arse first and then I told her I didn't trust her and she begged me to request something (calling me daddy in the process, which still weirds me out) and I said bottle. She only had one of those small glass travel bottles, but she really did stuff it in there and snap some pictures, so I didn't mind.

Note: I wasn't identiftying myself as a 13 year old boy during these interactions. Most times I'd pretend to be a bicurious girl.

>>69526741
She messaged me on OkCupid last week, it's been going on since then

>>69526769
don't care

>>69526766
ok rasheed.

>>69526730
clean up your room yuou absolute SLAG
also give me that drink, bit thirsty x

>>69526785
rude

shan't be providing nudes then

>>69526766
mashallah my leb brother

>>69526705
>white person comments on a black thing

ahhhhh yes

prefer poland when they post preteens

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Screaming lads

speaking like an illiterate whigger is for subhumans

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how did a community of so called abnormies all fall in line so easily for a turbochad?

http://i.imgur.com/KOHl9Dv.jpg
Trying to get a clear shot of the pen now and have her move her hand (didn't have a sharpie)

>>69526684
>>69526687
>>69526760
>Not fucking a cute little traps arsehole and blowing inside of her

you're missing out

>>69526845
bit racist

>>69526705
Why does he/she/xe feel the need to defend black people? Does he/she/xe think blacks can't defend themselves?

That's positive racism

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Name something more pathetic and disgusting than footfags.

Spoiler: You can't.

>>69526906
feet is a normie fetish

>>69526858
that's just nasty

>>69526852
Because he makes other normies ree

And he's not a chad, he's borderline autistic.

>>69526858
>he is willing to fuck that
is this normal?

>>69526928
Sometimes nudes aren't about attractiveness, it's just the power

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>>69526906
It's only patethic when you're vocal about it and all "HURLOOK I LIKE FEET XDDDD"

Nothing wrong with liking feet. I'm an ass guy though.

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>her

>>69526926
t. pathetic, disgusting footfag

>>69526947
t. pathetic, disgusting African footfag

>>69526947
>ass
FOY

>>69526936
>big dick
>model wife
>like 5 kids
>rich as fuuuuugggg

>not a chad

hmm

yank gets told to fuck off. refuses! many such cases!

>>69526705
>13s ago

hmm, awfully lucky for you to capture this in time

updating the ole /brit/ word document.

got a new post I may use later on from last night.

being a depressed neet is for subhumans

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>>69526867
>her

pretty sure one of my teachers wanted to fuck me but i think she got turned off after i started acting like an adhd-ridden shithead in class

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>>69526867
>her

RE: Chicago kidnapping
>police believe the victim was targeted because he has "special needs," not because of his race.

So is /pol/ just going to let them hurt one of their own?

>>69527034
Why do you think she wanted to fuck you?

>>69527071
They deserved it, fuckin retards.

>>69527084
because he's an adhd-ridden shithead

>>69527071
its not as if they can actually do anything

>>69527071
Oh fuck off, the BLM shit in the US is taking the piss

>>69527034
Can you keep wombats as pets?

>>69527071
I'm inclined to believe that most of the people on here have special needs

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hmm which post do I go with next?

>>69527071
Fuck white people and fuck trump!

Blacked is amazing. I never gave a damn about interracial porn because it was always hood rats gangbanging the shit out of some coked up slut. But blacked is art. The set, the story, the actrices and even the dudes keep your attention to the scene. The whole 'oh my God your dick is so huge' shit is obviously fake and the camera angles make the dick look bigger than it is, but the chemistry between the actors is great! Especially when it's multiple girls involved. They have some scenes where the girls are obviously into each other and into the dude. If some of you are interested I can list the top 5 black scenes.

>>69527084
she was generally flirtatious with me when i first met her, and she was american and yank girls are all sluts

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>>69527142
yeah I was really just trying to make that joke

>>69527159
have you ever seen a dingo?

>>69527144
What the fuck is this autism

>>69527099
Ferme ta sale gueule, cocu.

>>69527154
Janny can you do something about this please

>>69527159
Had a yank substitute teacher in primary
Total slut in hindsight

>>69527144
I'm sorry, but this is too much for me, I'm out.

>>69527159
Can you keep a koala as a pet?

>>69527154
yeh list the top 5

would imagine elsa jeans is top tbf

I want it all
I want it all
I want it all
And if possible I'd like it in the near future, please.

>>69527141
i think you need an exotic animals licence or something

>>69527144
What am I looking at here?

>there are australian labor voters ITT

dire

>>69527159
>>69527235
this is correct

they were probably over there trolling for kangaroo dick

>>69527154
It'd be better if it was white people

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>>69527218

Alright lads, trying for /brit/ now

>>69527259
Can you keep abbos as pets?

>>69527287
FOY

>>69527300
tushy has similar production values i think

>>69527287
>labor

Fuck off yank

want to fuck one of my friends
she's not even that attractive but she has a lusty vibe

>>69527300
that's really quite racist mate

>>69527071
>not because of his race
>'Fuck white people'

Gets the noggin joggin

>>69527339
no it isn't

black penises just look like literal turds

porn rots the brain

>>69527315
t. mohammed al-rourki

>>69527326
t. Sir Rourksalot

>>69527309
not since the 1970s i'm afraid

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>>69527154
Cheers mate. Needed good cuck bait material. Saved and will use another time in the future.

I eventually plan to have enough content in that none of the posts are ever my own. I'll simply just copy and paste the topic I wish to discuss and see how the (You)'s may or may not trickle in.

If you compare different types of European rap you will find that French and even German rap is superior to grime, grime has no flow, the lyrics are weak and the instrumentals are always shit, it's not for rap fans, it's for little noodlehead middle class white kids

https://youtu.be/akFZtK0GVU4

going to see Father next week

>>69527286
He saves posts (which aren't his) that get a lot of replies so that he can repost them later

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Some of you guys are alright!

alright, trying for /brit/ on some paper

The other photos with the pen were pointless, she said it was "too slippery" and it was hard to keep it in

Just think lads, if the crusaders didnt sack Constantinople then Byzantium would be a legitimate modern day superpower Greece and Anatolia would be under the control of the Greeks and therefore alot of the Middle East would have had much more European influence If only those money grubbing stupid fucking crusader retards didnt sack a great european empire and leave them to get picked apart by turkic nomads

>If you compare different types of European rap
"No"

>>69527337
i remember having a wank over a mate's gf who wasn't that great
we're odd creatures

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>european
>rap
?

>>69527456
Kek no, Ottomans would've still conquered Byzantium.

>>69527487
I fucked the best mates gf back in the uni days while he was out of town.

felt bad but she was looking fit as fuck and he never found out

>>69527436
mate no one wants to see her pictures

>>69527436
Ah, she asked questions. Seems satisfied with "Good girls don't ask questions ;)" though so all is well

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>>69527326
>>69527315
um sweetie i'm just being factual xx

Going to go down into town and buy a fucking footlong subway and there's nothing (nowt) you (you) can do about it

Any of you lads post in /britout/?

It's funny that 4chan and Reddit kind of switched places

/pol/ and therefore all of 4chan is full of Gamergate/Trumpster children, and on the other hand /r/ImGoingToHellForThis/ is more like the old /b/ than the current /b/ is now

>>69527515
Don't particularly care desu
>>69527541
>people actually believe this

>>69527487
A friend let me borrow his laptop once and he had a blowjob vid of his gf on there
I wanked to that like there was no tomorrow

can this runt with his mail order bride just FUCK OFF

anyone else remember the void before they were born?

>>69527456
Bollocks, they were done after the Sassanids and then the Arabs took all the valuable provinces in the Eastern Empire.

I am aware that this is one of the reposts btw.

Who else /watch the world burn/ here?
>go into the woods behind my house in the dead of night
>let out the most autistic guttural scream I can muster
>sprint back inside
>watch as neighbourhood comes to life
>porch lights turn on, people come out
>been doing this for months
>stagger the nights I do it so as to not raise suspicion

>>69527493
only a faggot likes porn with men in it fullstop

>>69527512
>>69527555
wronguns

>>69527456
My post u prick, you owe me copyright you talentless hack

>>69527575
>faggot
fuck off yank

I'm 7'4

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Labor_Party#Name_changes
>>69527551
thanks for the diagnosis jamal hernandez

>>69527565
I feel like I have pre birth memories
But I've always been more enlightened than most

>>69527571
saw this posted the other day

if this is true it's hilarious and you should film it

>>69527551
Majority of reddit are still pussies. General vibe of the place is still "nicer" than anywhere on 4chan. Insufferable desu

>>69527628
You would know wouldn't you, faggot?

>>69527618
>anonymous

why?

>>69527511
No they woudnt have, that weakened the Byzantines and the crusade would have been able to better combat the muslims, you can blame the eternal venetian

>>69527551
i went there and it was full of gay porn

>>69527671
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>69527555
>>69527512
kys

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Fuck you if you do this

ngl lads I have really cute feet

>>69527551
>/r/ImGoingToHellForThis/
they're just edgy normies, old /b/ was a dumping ground for gore and cp

>>69527713
t. rourkshire terrier

flatmate invited me to "harry potter themed pub crawl" on facebook
hmmm no think i shan't

http://i.imgur.com/2KFUgUD.jpg
alri
Think that's enough for now then to appease the two wankers

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cu-cu-pi-pi-do-do

>yanks waddle into the thread
>suddenly height and black men (especially their sexual prowess) discussion significantly increases
ah yes

Black men are simply more sexually potent

>>69527798
t. chang saigon

>>69527739
What? It was a joke implying you are a homosexual who has experience having sexual intercourse with men of both races

>american humour

>>69527763
again,
i'm disgusted by both the person and the image quality
what is she using?

>>69527431
aw thanks buddy :3

>>69527729
>he's never done the popcorn tornado

It only works if you have a LOT of popcorn left. After the movie's over, wait until everyone leaves the theater. You have to do it before any cleaners come in. Stand in the middle of the room, lift your bag of popcorn up, and toss the popcorn everywhere in a whirling motion.

I do this every time I go to the theater now. Sometimes I stay in the theater afterwards to hear the cleaners say things like "Are you serious?" under their breath, knowing they can't blame me personally because then I can complain and have them fired.

Ordering a chinky soon, Anyone want owt?

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>I've watched about 20000 hours worth of porn

>>69527763
nice

>>69527745
yeah but the spirit of old /b/ was to be edgy for its own sake and otherwise it was apolitical

now 4chan is mostly neckbeards clinging to fascism because they're desperate to have an identity

>>69527842
She's Vietnamese mate, it's not a rich country

>>69527803
>>69527830
>american humour
>>69527866

so lonely
so alone

has this ever happened to you lads?

>feel wetness in me arsecrack
>explore it with me finger thinking it is poo
>looks clear. smell it, and it smells of poo!

huh! whaddaya think, lads?

>>69527763
what the h*ll is this all about

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>>69527739
>I've watched about 20000 hours worth of porn
this has to be bait

>>69527861
good lad
I love bullying and belittling service workers

>>69527863
i want owt of theresa mays brexit wild ride

>You're a very good girl:)

>Thank you :D

Too easy
>>69527930
Got a Vietnamese qt on tap for now, the culmination of a week or so of mindless compliments

>>69527777>>69527777>>69527777>>69527777>>69527777

Remember when you could load up /b/ at any hour and see as much cp as you liked completely risk free?

I fucking hated that, glad it's all been cleaned up now.

>>69527763
>John
DOXXED

>>69527944
>having this image on your computer
>filename "43"
this has to be bait lole

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hmm...

>>69527154
>>69527154
>>69527154
>>69527154
snagged this from reddit huh?

wish someone would come to my house and suck my dick

>>69527922
yeah sometimes. think its just sweaty arse and the inevitable little poo molecules you get from farting and that turning into a horrid clear soup

>>69527965
is the pen in her pu$$y?

listening to ride and snorting dmt lads

>>69527551
Old /b/ is literally /s4s/

>>69527970
They just moved to /tv/.

one time I played EU4 and went to war with britain

I ended up winning and having them release cornwall as a free nation

cornwall ended up dominating britain and taking over parts of northern france

I couldn't even stop them at that point

>>69528035
She said it is still, says it feels weird and good

listening to george michael, kate bush and korn

>>69528011
neurons are melting
MELTING

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tesco delivery still hasn't arrived

how safe is vivastreet?

>>69528050
fact: cornwall is the most POWERFUL place in the world

>>69528011
>A global empire under one government
>An economic union with multiple governments mainly dictated by Germany

Not the same

just had a watch of some of the best bits of 4 lions

great film. Well done to the lad who posted waj saying "ey up you unbelieving kuffar bastards" in the last thread

probably a bit creepy of me but sometimes i honestly cannot help but read through my ex's social media. not even slightly interested in speaking to her again it's just somewhat fun to read

>While 7% of the national population defines themselves as homosexual or bisexual (men and women combined), this figure rises to 13% in Paris, and even 19% only in men.
>http://www.francesoir.fr/lifestyle-vie-quotidienne/paris-libere-sexuellement-une-etude-detaille-les-moeurs-des-habitants-de-capitale-plaisir-infidelite-echangisme-homosexuel-gay-sexe

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>>69527154
>british ""people""
Napoléon should've just conquer you right away.

what the fuck is wrong with yanks

what the FUCK is happening in this fucking thread

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>>69528021
makes perfect sense, la

thanks based lad of science!

>>69528082
first escort i met turned out to be three romanian blokes who punched me in the head and nicked my wallet and phone

I want to come, but how can I?

What do you mean?

I feel good but I want to climax
But now I don't know how

Think she might actually be a virgin lads, didn't believe her when she said it

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>>69528050
What do you think of my Cambodian empire

>>69528117
#notmycountrymen

not part of this cuckolding posting

>>69528116
he was too incompetent to conquer england

I think it's about time britain gets rid of that tax on tea

>>69528145
tell her to piss herself haha

chun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhNxhVx8MBg

anime

>>69528149
I've never actually played anywhere outside of europe on that game, so i'm not sure if i should be impressed. That qing/ming dynasty is probably hard to beat though

500ml of alcohol down the gullet

wanking to overcome my cold lads

>>69528141
Oddly specific fetish desu, did you cum when they were there or wait to have a wank after they left?

>Yanks OBSESSING over the size of black mens willies and how much white women like them

really confusing me

>>69528112
>13% in Paris, and even 19% only in men.
men confirmed for more attractive than women

>>69528080
20,000 hours is alot

thats like 3.2 hours everyday since the year 2000.

Thats assuming you started in 2000. When did you start?

molten copper straight to the ballbag

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>went into Greggs today for lunch
>its now a fucking coffee shop
>they sell flat whites

this is the worst thing that's happened to the North since Thatcher

>>69528082
it's alright so long as you know what you're doing

try ukpunting forums for advice

>>69528268
>this is the worst thing that's happened to the North since Thatcher
creasing

casting my bollocks in aluminium
just dipping them straight in the white hot metal
oh... oh YES

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>>69527970
>no more teen threads

>>69528145
apparently it's pretty common for girls to have never had an orgasm and not really know what they are

the ol' gf takes like half an hour to make herself cum, and was shocked when I told her I could rag a wank out in 3 minutes with 100% success rate if I wanted

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>>69528050
eu4 is a fun game

10 litres of molten gold straight up the shit pipe lads

Going to feel it in the morning

>>69528212
You really should. What nations have you played as? For me playing as a superpower is extremely boring. Try a game with a small nation like Serbia or something and take back Constantinople. That's always fun. There's loads of great nations to play as outside of Europe. I have a Kongo game where I defended from the Europeans and converted to Christianity and westernised, that was fun. Playing as Nepal is fun too, their traditions are so good they're the Prussia of Asia. Just a few suggestions anyway, countless good nations to play as.

>>69528268
now this has nothing to do with your post, but that picture reminds me of an alley i was walking past in london, and a homeless black man was walking around it in a half squat with his trousers down occasionally doing diarrhoea shits like massive squirts of water

weird place london

>>69528268
Greggs has been posh for ages now lad. They sell a fucking sourdough pastie now for fucks sake

>>69528317
girls don't know shit about their own bodies

Imagine being a virgin

bought a flat white in greggs today

>>69528317
women are so defective

>>69528344
thank god we're complete and utter experts ey

>>69528369
Bit racist

>>69528320
/gsg/?

should i buy eu4?

>>69528317
girls are such losers man

I could decide to have a wank, get it up, wank, cum, clean up and get back to whatever i decided to interrupt in literally 5 minutes i think

of course I also have given myself premature ejaculation due to this habit so perhaps the jokes are indeed on me

>>69528338
Yes that does sound like London.

>>69528360
Y-yeah imagine

@384
ah yes

>>69528320
dem byzantines

>>69528334
I'm relatively new to the game, so I'm not too great. I also don't quite understand how to maximize my income from trade. I play mostly as castile, portugal, aragon, or naples, but I've played a game as Brunswick and created hannover and I've also played as France once

ah yes I'll get a smart haircut which consists of smearing grease through it every morning

>>69528379
I don't play eu4 that much to warrant browsing the general

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Gotta love how lefties on the internet are literally textbook racists against white people and are completely unaware of it

>>69528375
if you take a girl's virginity you probably know more about her body than she does
they're absolutely clueless
took a girl's virginity and she had literally never had anything in her vagina before me

>>69528366
Give it up Brussels

>>69528369
tell us what happened lad

>>69528293

my sister watches his videos because he's """"""hot""""""

>>69528392
If you are still getting an orgasm then who cares.

>>69528317
I just told her she'll have to wait until she's with me, couldn't think of anything else

>>69528386
Buy the vanilla game, head to /gsg/ in /vg/ and pirate the dlc using the hastebin in the OP

No point in playing EU4 without the dlc, it adds so much to the game but it's expensive

>>69528431
they're just deluded nutjobs
not a real representation of the average person

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Imagine a world without normies.

>>69528431
I have been enjoying over the last few years how gay white men are losing their oppression points and are being ousted

Thoughts on this MMA fight between a flabby 5'6 50 year old Japanese lady and a fucking jacked 6'2 30 year old Brazilian woman ahahaha

https://youtu.be/94c1jJjX2jw

Redpill on telephone line potential internet speed.
Do the lines actually support more than 1-2MB/s?

Greggs coffee is surprisingly decent desu.

>>69528431
who cares what they think about anything

They are circle-jerking bunch of mindless retards who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

>>69528450
teach her how to finger herself

>>69528431
its ironic haha

>>69528523
they dont get off from that. its just rubbing the clit they get off from

>>69528523
She literally didn't even know how to put her fingers in lad, I had to explain to her how just for the picture

No hope of explaining how to actively finger herself

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>>69528317
>mfw gf cums within minutes

ahh... just reminiscing about the time I got pretty drunk and mercilessly fingerblasted the living fuck out of a girl I'd met up with on tinder and she ended up squirting and ruining her bedsheets and said she had no idea that could even happen

good times

>>69528518

made me laugh, m8. *posts crying laugh emoji 6 times in a row*

>>69528431
>/pol/tards huff their own shit so much that they think these are serious

>>69528446
can be a bit less satisfying when its accidentally all over the girl after pulling out to try to avert it

ah well

>>69528477
Honestly wish they'd try something so we can just stamp them out like the vermin they are

>>69528545
she's faking mate

might have to give up drugs and smoking and drinking and eating like a 5 year old in order to be in better shape for the upcoming class war lads

>>69528539
they have a g spot inside their vagina you absolute virgin

>>69528575
I know for a fact she's not though m8. Stop projecting

Anyone got some suggestions, running out of ideas but want to get as much as I can out before she cums and loses interest

>>69528552
They are, I follow around 500 lefties on twitter, they constantly talk like this and have been for years. It's not an elaborate satire, they're completely earnest.

Always come back to The Smiths at least once a year. Get a new favourite song everytime :)

>>69528582
can they effectively reach that themselves though

>>69528518
Sorry to break it down to you but your gf is a dude.

>all these vulgar posts

Where the HELL is the janitor?

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>>69528578
ur to fat

been listening to the twewy soundtrack for a while
it's nice

>>69528595
don't get defensive la, you don't sound very sure

I want you to beg ;)

Please... what else can I do, I want to feel good

Hmm....

Please, I'm your good girl

putty in my hands

>>69528582
hahaha yeah girls finger their own g-spot all the time mate

fucking moron. its almost always clitoral stimulation that gets them off

>>69528637
did a modest smirk at this one

>>69528643

>janitor

i'll have you know my title is 'environmental services manager'

>>69528489
It's lawyers

>>69528582
it's jay

>>69528549
So she pissed herself

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>>69528080
>2.2 years of porn

>>69528518
>that arm hair
err

>>69528860
girls can be hairy

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>>69528172
No he wasn't, you backstabbing anglo.

the south park guys really hit the nail on the head back in the day with the federal actors guild
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6mfjJIxgSM

>>69529233
Then why didn't he mr frog?

could it have been that even with his Spanish friends his navy got obliterated at every turn by the Royal Navy?

>>69529355
If you're going to Lord it up, m8. At least go read about Almansa, Toulon.

>>69529638
Irrelevant
Thanks to the battles of Trafalgar and the Nile Napoleon could never hope to conquer England

>>69529909
It's not irrelevant when you're making an inaccurate claim, you slimey paki.

>>69530114
My "claim" was that Napoleon could never have invaded and conquered the British isles

you deny this?

>his navy got obliterated at every turn by the Royal Navy

You're wrong. Time you moved on, Ahmed.

>>69528172
he's was lot's of things but incompetent?

i don't think you know what that is

>>69530352
piss of you dim cunt, almansa was a land battle and didn't involve the royal navy at all, and the french navy got burned at toulon

>>69530566
Why are you getting angry, Ahmed?

>>69530636
ooer, looks like you were wrong mr pierre du lemarc

>>69530666
You've spouted shit, Ahmed like all pakis do

Go read some books if you're going to pretend you have a fucking clue what you're talking about.

>>69530737
Why so angry Frenchaboo? All I said was the Royal Navy beat the French navy under Napoleon, I would ask you to try and convince me otherwise. All you've done is posted battles not involving either

>>69530810
>Why so angry Frenchaboo
Because stinking pakis like you are allowed to post ignorance under the Union Flag.

>>69530946
Argument not found

>>69531006
>asks a question
>gets an answer

Why would you ever interpret that as an argument, you illiterate shitskin freak?

>>69531142
Because you've yet to make an argument of any kind, or even a cohesive statement really
Keep trying though

>>69531291
>gets proven wrong
>"b-b-but that's not an argument"

You pakis are as thick as shit.

>>69531427
proven wrong how?
>The Royal Navy beat the French navy
>BUT look at these battles that the Royal navy wasnt a part of!

You French are thick as shit

someone make new pls

>paki makes a claim
>paki can't prove it
>paki gets btfo
>paki gets made
>paki starts trying to change his argument