Slavs are so poor that they have carp for pets

>>69495001
thats sweet desu.

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>>69495001
>slavs get pet carps as christmas presents

>that music

>>69495001
>>69495118
>>69495155
kys

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>dad used to sit alone fishing for carp at local park
>eventually joined by old Soviet nuclear submarine captain
>he can't believe nobody else likes fishing for carp either

>>69495155
They're not gifts. These sweet animals get slaughter later that day for Christmas Eve Supper.

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>>69495198
you kys. keeping catfish in the tub is an American tradition.

Why do they have to bypass refrigeration when it is snowing outside? Can't they just leave them in a box on the porch?
Or are they really particular about freshness?

Reminds me of a story of a buddy who was on vacation on Mallorca. They somehow managed to keep a fuckin gull in the bathtub for 2 days. Lost my shit when he showed me the fotos.

>>69495458
Everything gets frozen because it's below freezing point outside.

>>69495458
>Or are they really particular about freshness?
From what I've heard, this.

Also, it's not like it gets that cold in Pooland. Sure, they have winter, but it doesn't ever get much below freezing.

As for why they don't simply buy it on the day they need it, supposedly nothing is open on the 24th or 25th of December, and so they buy it on the 23rd (or maybe even before, I can't remember exactly).

>>69495688
IIRC, another reason they buy it a few days in adavance is that, since carps eat right of the ground of wherever they live, their insides are full of mud when you first get them out of the water, so they need to stay in fresh water for a while so all the dirt can come out. No idea how long that would take though

>>69495001
>americans are so shit that they need to eat frozen carp instead of godtier fresh one that got killed a few hours before

>be American
>do not have hamburger
>empty fridge
>kill and eat family dog since it has been 1.5 hours since the last meal

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>>69495974
>Europeans can't even fish for their own meals without being attacked by bureaucrats

>>69495859
When I buy live-clams from supermarket, I always do that.
You need to leave the clams in fresh water for 2-3 hours at least to get rid of mud and sands from the clams.

>>69495397
>American tradition
This is a self-contradiction

>>69496179
Like Polish death camps?

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>>69495974
>americans eat carp
Slavshit, this is considered shit tier meat for us and its still delicious

Carp is delicious. Your opinion is discarded.

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Tbh few people do that anymore

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>>69495001
>that music
Oh my god, what the fuck?

How do you shower? With the fish or you just don't? kek

>>69495325
fly fishing carps is very fun

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>>69499733

>>69495001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rXeilSIRnI
slav country looks comfy

Stay jealous, you will never know how it is to fuck your girlfriend on christmas with carp swimming around you in bathtub

>>69499733
What is the point of this screencap lad?
>>69500923
>zoophilic threesome

>carnism

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>>69495001
you would be surprised that japanese buy pet carp that reaches 10k usd for one piece

>>69502032
>faggotry

>>69502220
wew these are pretty
Does Ogon mean anything in Japanese? In Polish ogon means a tail, so the Orenji Ogon and Platinum Ogon accidentally make sense.
also
>Tancho
>literally Japan in a fish form

>>69502276
>implying

>>69502385
Well you gotta pick one of these.

>>69502381
it means gold, 黄金

>>69502529
but its white

>>69502586
woups didnt the whole thing my bad

>>69495001
you do know that goldfishes are basically miniature carps

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>>69502640
Goldfish are literally brightly colored carps. With upper bound, fish will grow dependent on the size and resource availability of their living area. Feral goldfish rarely get this large because they typically get spotted by predators.

>>69502802
So i could theoretically grow a pet goldfish to the size of pic related?

>>69502802
Goldfish are a different species since they got domesticated. Actual goldfish don't get as large as your picture because yours is just a regular carp with bright colour.
Leaving carps in the wild will just make them greyish brown again after a few generations, but they won't grow over 30 cm.

>>69503025
No.

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>>69495001
In Poland no -_-

>>69503278
spicy meme, but most people on /int/ won't recognize or what's even worse will take this seriously