Why do americans put so many adjectives before "cheese?"

its not cheese
it's cheese food

>American flavored
what the American flavor exactly is?

>>69489344
FREEDOM :D:D:DD

>>69489344
Flavored like actual American cheese

>>69491204
So it tastes like plastic and looks like spray tan?

Got it.

Because when you write "crap for dimes" in the packing consumers feel slightly confronted so it's better to write "cool things" to cheer-them-up.

>as if it's better here

Our culinary traditions were fucked by communism desu. you can get expensive artisan cheeses but most of what's sold here is cheap manufactured shit.

>>69494103
>spray tan
more common in northern europe than america

>>69489344
It means that it's a fake version of the fake American "cheese". There's real cheese, then there's the fake cheese sold in America, and this is a fake version of that cheese, intended to taste like the fake cheese, but made with even crappier ingredients.

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>>69489175

>American flavored

>>69489344
lead

>>69496606
it happen to us with capitalism

>>69489175

Because it's not cheese.

Can you actually get real cheese in America? I have a student from Ohio tell me that even the most mild cheddar cheese here is stronger than any cheese he ate back home.
It's all the more appalling since the government actually subsidies dairy and cheese production heavily, but the vast majority of cheese consumed in the US is just pure shit processed cheese

>>69499518
yes but you have to go to a hipster organic all natural animal friendly employee-owned grocer

>>69489344
Foreskin.

>>69489344
Fart in mart

>>69496652
Not as an ingredient in a family dinner

>>69494103
Actual American cheese is just cheddar or colby melted and mixed with cream and sometimes annatto

>>69499518
You can get real chese just fine at any non-walmart