If earth was a lifeform, which country would be it's asshole?

Germany is an asshole and usa is a cunt

>>69488563
russia is a tumor

>>69488492
russia, because it's the biggest asshole

>>69488602
guts

india

Vatican

>>69488492
we're the heart

poland

>>69488492
India obviously

>>69489226
Only if we get to be the left bollock, and portugal the right

>>69488492
Nippon is nippluu desuuuu.

>>69489547
ok but the dick is france

The usa would be the brain

>>69488492
The designated pooing nation.

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>>69489723
>france is the dick
ok

UK. It smeared shit all over the rest of the body. See: British empire

Turku, Finland.

Oh wait, you asked for a country, not a city. Never mind.

italy is the gonorrhea on the dick

>>69491598
Is it because it's an empty city or is it an african shithole like Malmö or Paris ?

poland would be the heart like christ

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>>69491769
that is where the finnish maidens butt is. And the island around turku are the shit coming from the butt.

>>69491736
Scrub, Italy is the eyes. Because in the eyes lies the beauty. And Italy is beautiful.

>>69492314
>shitaly
>beautiful
get your glasses from gucci fixed cunt.

>>69492373
Silence, Malta. You are our clay and therefore supposed to support us.

>>69488492
india tbqh

>>69489547
>>69491466
Would make sense desu

>brain
Japan
>nose
Israel
>mouth
France
>back
Arabia
>dick
Murrika
>asshole
India
>that fucking annoying irritated wound on the toe
Canada

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If Earth was a lifeform, it would be one of those early animals with primitive digestive systems. The "assholes" would be the several volcanoes. Following this metaphor, excretion is done through proteic difusion.

>>69499421
Better yet, it would probaly be some bachteria. I don't know the correct nomenclature in English but it's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of bachteria.

>>69492230
What happens in Turku?

>>69492314
>italy is the eyes
yeah, brown eye that is