How does one learn German without going to Germany?

>implying we have the mental capacity for second language acquisition

>>69485527
just be yourself

>>69485527
duolingo, German movies, books, you know, just like you would with any other language

>>69485527
go to Austria

>>69485527
Going to Austria

>>69485527
Why would you
Only arabs speak this language
Learn japanese like every white man

>>69485527
Go to Austria or Switzerland.

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go to hahndorf mate
it's like germany but less shit

Go to Austria, Switzerland, or some areas of Namibia or South Africa

>>69485527
Go to Liechtenstein

Go to netherlands

Go do Syria.
Less Muslim Syrians in Syria than Germany.

>>69486920
that's like saying "go to Ireland to learn English"

>>69485527
Dont learn German

>>69487521
top o' tha mornin to ya lad

>>69487599
but there is a guy that i want to impress
it'd help me pretend to have heritage
also german history seems hella cool

>>69487664
Its hard to learn and properly speak, you will start impressing people like 2-3 years after you started

>>69487834
learning another language is also on my 'list of shit to have at least started before i turn 25 of i'm gonna kill myself'

i just thought that german would be one which fit that, but also i could use

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>>69487521
The Irish speak English well though - it is their main language after all. If someone told me they were going to Ireland to learn English I wouldn't be surprised at all - they would just have a slightly strange accent

>>69487919
Its really hard, try any other language but german
I myself tried starting to learn swedish for like a month now. I know some basics but still cant read the swedish threads.
Thats a new years resolution for me tho

>>69488081
Swedish is like an English dialect.
Even I can read a little Swedish.

>>69488207
Thats the most Australian thing i read all day

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>>69487958
>Dey'd just 'ave a strange accint, wun'ey?!
>Dees bloomin' con'inen'als need der 'eds examinin' if de fink dey're gon' learn right propah English in Eye-land

>>69488253
det är inte svårt fämäläm

>>69486145
>Cocktown

>>69485527
>Flag_of_Germany.svg.png
Is this a bait pic, OP?

>>69488512
>talking shit on captain cock who helped colonise my city

>>69488483
I understand everything but fämäläm
If you are that good with languages you can learn german, at the end of the day im just an anonymous German who tells you how hard his language is.
Do what you want m8 all i can do is warn ya

>>69488610
>fämäläm
that's just me being silly fäm
i am an australian, after all

i'm tempted to maybe learn french instead with the increasing french community in my city (all fleeing france-istan)

what do you really really reckon would be the easier of the two?

Looks comfy though

>>69488733
From hardest to easiest
>German
>Swedish
>French
Im using Doulingo, you?

>>69489471
I've been meaning to.
I'll start after dinner.

>>69489503
Good Luck mate

>>69485527
I can talk with you in German if you want, anon

>>69489567
>tfw went to berlin
Expected more immigrants, though you see way more interracial couples than here

>>69489704
Berlin is degenerate

>>69489735
still is germany, like it or not
I have no shame in Madrid tb.h

>>69489704
Berlin is a shithole. Well everything east of Lübeck is a Shithole We would be better of if the East Germany would still exist.

>>69489812
Is melting point
Every color every race
You can find it there
But they are not greatly integrated so they dont have a good job or education

>>69489704
arent spaniards interracial by nature?

>>69485527
Daily reminder DDR was best Germany.