/brit/

howling at that northern monkey getting ignored by everyone like his dad is when he tries to get back in contact with his mum

northerners are the only english I like

>>69471613
>"""working""" class alcoholics like """working""" class alcoholics
kell surprise

>tfw spent all last months wages already

haha

2017 is the year of the yank
mock them at your peril

Why do Aussies think that Brits actually feel connected to them?

Odd.

How long before UK will cease to exist?

Who's that brotha with the blue suede shirt?

>>69471642
t. yorkshireman

>>69471632
see this is why I like them
southern monkeys think they're better than everyone

>>69471642
fuck off rasheed

feeling rather lonely
miss the days when girls used to text me

>>69471642
you know at the start of the 20th century most of the (white)colonies referred to themselves as British

>>69471655
It's funny cos pakis seem to really like the Aussies.

I find them fucking boring tbqh.

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lads

quelle heur est til?

>>69471701
Shut up cunt

>>69471679
Even Ireland?

>>69471688
Scotland independence when?

>>69471658
shouldn't have finally told them you weren't gay desu

>>69471711
well I suppose a lot must have
200K+ enlisted for world war 1

>>69471710
tu as un homosexuelle et un tres gros

>>69471714
Never, the majority of Scots realise that if the leave they loose all the free shit they get from the government

>>69471679
well australian only officially became a thing at the start of the 20th century

remember that aussie who wanted to type "talking out my arse" but typed "talking about my arse"? haha what a melon

>>69471679
They're not British now though.

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business idea: (see picture)

>>69471733
Still sounds a bit childish work on it

.t fat homo

>what's wrong with English girls anon?

My mother, father and grandparents

>>69471743
remember that aussie who tried to post something interesting and everyone just blanked him?

doing a vietnamese spice and meat shit lads

smells utterly putrid like pure sulphur

>>69471755
YAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEAN

*exists*

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>British people actually think Britain is cold

>>69471780
your mother, father and grandparents are what's wrong with English girls?

>>69471793
stop this at once

>>69471793
lad

>>69471711
Ireland wasn't a colony...

An Irish person calling themselves British back then would be just like a Welsh, Scottish or English person calling themselves British...

>>69471755
>making them more woke
creasing. the 'journalist' couldn't think of a proper term?

>>69471784
nah, I must've blanked it

>>69471793
woke

>>69471830
Whereabouts in potatoland are you?

>>69471830
No.

Fuck up you slabber

North Yorkshire is best Yorkshire.

At least the majority of the foreign-born here are Poles, Irish and Germans.

>3 good club nights all on the same night
who did this

>>69471830
Actually if you look at Irish history you'll find that it's remarkably similar to that of European colonies despite being only a hop skip and a jump away from England

is it alright to put the christmas tree in the fire

>>69471883
it would be extremely aromatic

>>69471902
For Yule

Remember to give this lad his daily (You).

Fuck the bullies

>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608

>>69471756
merci beaucoup madameoiselle mais je ne etude francais pas en huit annes

>>69471883
Yes, just shake the needles off and chop it to kindling.

*does a little dance*

>>69471927
Fir you

>>69471711
Considering both our capital and cork voted to remain in the union, a fair few would have considered themselves british.

might ask ed if he wants to do drinks

>>69471858
Dublin, why?

>>69471871
>No.
What? Are you rejecting basic history or something? Top jej

>British education

Where did it go so wrong?

>>69471882
Eh, okay? Acts of Union 1800 m8, there is no subjectivity in what I said...

imagine being as alpha as ksi in 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqXpk6t6jrY

has there ever been a decent thread which contained a discussion about Ireland?

>>69471978
why yes, I would love to

>>69472006
has there ever been a decent thread which contained a discussion about anything?

>>69472006
Yes but it contained no Irish or Brits
Or it would if that was actually possible

>>69471883
Christmas doesn't end until the 5th

>>69472006
most ireland threads devolve into "why didn't they just fish"

>>69472029
yes

>>69472041
well why didn't they?

>>69472029
No, but you're never going to get one with all the Leaf and Aussie shithouse cunts that poison /brit/ with their fucking gay bastard trolling.

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>>69471613
If we cared about what you people thought those 800 years would have been a lot different.

>>69472061
as an irish person, i get sick when i eat too much seafood, so that might me why

met a chink called Hao Ling today lads

R O A R I N G

>>69471830
>Ireland wasn't a colony...
It was the very first one you retard

>>69472109
no you didn't stop lying

>>69472092
ahh no thank ye Paddy, ah'd bedder not, ye knoo wut dat fesh dos t'me stomach
ah'll jus' keep on waitin' fer me tatos
*dies*

>>69471979
How rocky are the roads where you live?

met a chink called Li Ying today lads

I was having none of it

>>69471613
superb post

>>69471613
Paddies are always welcome in Whitby for fish & chips.

watching some girls movie about being single lads

very curious to see which 10/10 model guy ends up with rebel wilson

>>69471805
oops looks like I missed out the 't.'

my bad

having a chuckle at the /pol/ 'Reading General'

>>69471979
>doesn't know Irish history
>lives in Dublin
Pottery

>>69472290
Reading mentioned

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2017/jan/04/uk-bosses-will-make-more-by-midday-than-workers-will-earn-all-year-fat-cat-wednesday

ah yes

the fat cats

>>69472248
why are you watching something that you're already anticipating being pissed off by?

>tfw no spanish thighs around your neck
ignore the music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ_HHRJf0xg

>>69472248
good film that

she doesnt end up with anyone and nor does that Dakota Johnson

WHAT IS TO BE DONE ABOUT
THE BANKERS
AND
THE BONUSES?

>>69471968
Dublin and Cork and rightful Northern Irish lands?

put the MPs on the football field and the footballers in parliament and see how quick things change

>all the normoids back at work

All that remains is a desolate wasteland of cretins and autismal NEETs, rotting in their own filth.

Eating some Dime Bar Mikado

(fuck off Daimfags)

>>69472316
I am downloading spotlight but it's taking fucking agesssss hahaha

>>69472323
dakota johnson already seems like an annoying bitch and I'm about 5 minutes in. would cuddle alison brie though

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hmm...

Can't believe what I just witnessed. A middle aged white man just got on the bus, was about to sit down when he noticed a young Muslim woman wearing a hijab. His face turned to pure anger and he pointed right in her face and shouted "Get back to your fucking country. Trump is president and we voted brexit, you have to go back now, I could kill you if I wanted"
I couldn't just sit there so I stood up and said to him "You would fit in with trump because you both have stupid hair", I then turned to the young Muslim girl and said "you rock that hijab girl"
The entire bus stood up and applauded while the man with a tear in his eye ran off the bus in embarrassment. The bus driver offered my fare for free but I said "no, donate it to the local charity for young lesbian Muslim refugees"

>>69472323
she looks like a different person in every different photo of her, gives me the willies

*clears throat*
alri

>>69472352
>bunch of farmer twats voted us out
For fuck sake

>>69472399
post machines

>>69472385
this man must be an economist. that is a brilliant plan

>>69472392
good lad

>>69471613
i agree, 80% of southerners seem to be obnoxious twats for no apparent reason

My cut-out aeropress filters worked great. Just like normal.

*somersaults into the thread*

>>69472385
*likes this post*
*shares this posts*
*sends this post to Janice down the road*

>>69472383
>I am downloading spotlight but it's taking fucking agesssss hahaha
don't like those sort of movies. they're boring

thanks for reading my blog

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ah yes

runt island

inhabitants: this thread minus me

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>>69472465
Whoops forgot pic.

>>69472385
think the armys budget would get a bit big if that happened

cringe when ever i see someone mention their a vet and americans flock to say thank you for your service

>>69472541
Vets are doing God work.
Wish i was a vet, looking after puppies and kittens.

>>69472496
haha yeah it's a bit heavy to watch rn, I'll probably watch it with my dinner tomorrow

*subscribes to your blog*

>>69472541
>their a vet
nowt wrong with looking after cats and dogs mate

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>"Anon"
>"Impregnate me, please"
>

@69472506
>reddit spacing
>misuse of ah yes
very low quality post

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broke my fucking glasses again

>>69472385
The man can't defend a country on his own, this t-shirt smacks of hubris!

>>69472628
zac

>>69472628
thats what you get 4 eyes

>>69472620
what the fr*ck is reddit spacing?

>>69472608
No, you are a jpg on the internet.

Right going for a walk with Shep lads.
Collecting blackthorns to make walking sticks is quite a feat.
Ooh aar.

>>69472608
mate she's 13

>>69472673
13 year olds can become pregnant

>>69472686
Good post

>>69472686
sweatingthailad.jpg

might have a bath

>>69472628
alri specs?

>>69472628
alri harry potter

>>69472673
so? are you gay

>>69472702
that's far too old for thailad

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black people have the highest case of yellow fever... huh

>>69472686
>>69472717
highly questionable posts

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reminder that thailad is a skinny, 5'8 runt

>>69472465
what from lad

>>69472628
classic specs

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>13

>>69471737
>having to bribe a part of your country into not seceding

LMAOing @ ur life

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>>69472713
tfw my name's actually harry and people called me this a lot in junior's

>>69472737
And?

alri /b/

check this out lads
https://u.nya.is/zakbpp.mp4
12 year old offing herself :O

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>>69472734
absolute state of asian men

>>69472061
because it was in an age before industrial-scale trawling for fish and before railways or whatever enabled fresh goods to be transported where it was needed, which would both be needed to sustain an entire population on fish for several years.
The fact that the majority of the population survived when the main food source stopped for years suggests that people did find things to eat, including fish probably.

>>69472792
alri harry, back to hogwarts soon then?

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H-H-Hi, errrr...

*twitches nervously then tucks hands between thighs*

I-I'm Gary errrr L-Lineker

*shoulder drops do the side, head wobbles a little*

Erm, I was just wondering err lads, if erm...

*arms now gesticulate wildly, hands waving all over*

You erm... really enjoyed my er witty banter on Match of the erm Day?

>>69472811
shall be clicking this

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I wish my mum was sexy

>>69472822
I don't watch fool's ball

>>69471737
it's really just the war and stability of pensions.
common assumption is that no one gets any benes from the uk gov

>>69472811
definitely NOT opening this

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am i radically centric enough for /brit/?

>>69472777
This is not the correct usage of the word bribe

>>69472816
No its because British ships would shoot their little wooden canoes on sight

>>69472862
This is not the correct use of the word usage

>>69472734
will never understand the love for asians. i'd sooner be attracted to a black

>>69472811
not sure what I expected

>>69472820
o-oculus reparo

>>69472880
It is

>>69472866
Wish we shot the canoes carrying the pricks to Glasgow

>>69472838
you might as well be fucking a fleshlight at that point

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>>69472854

>>69472811
wahh?? nooooo she could have been my gf

skipped breakfast and I am paying for it now

>>69472942
alri aisha

>>69472942
bit owen jones

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I wonder what Jenny Powell is up to these days

skipped my tv license and I am paying for it now

>>69472973
how much is it

>>69473034
about tree fiddy

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>>69472811

>>69472939
What do you mean by this?

>>69472838
No older sections in english nightclubs?

got a sofa off of DFS last year and I am paying for it now

didnt get my gcse's 10 years ago and i am paying for it now

>>69473065
bit problematic

>>69473072
>>69473074
not funny

>>69473034
funny

>>69473029
Probably married to some billionaire TV chief or something

>>69473055
i mean she's mostly fake at that point

>>69473082
how so?

>>69473095
disagree thought >>69473072 was good

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBKJv0eD-yQ

>ywn be a swashbuckler on the seven seas

skipped ramadan and now I'm paying for it

could honestly take the lot of you out of the game (of life) with one swift punch to the jaw

>>69473065
We have nightclubs where the regulars are 30+ and the younger people tend to stay away from them, unless they're looking to pull a milfy woman.

>>69473126
t. plebian

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>>69472385
>Starship Troopers soldier

skips prawn cocktail bottled the scent of my bellend and now everyone who opens a bag of prawn cocktail skips is paying for it

>>69473106
Hardly, maybe the teeth. Some women just get lucky genetically.

>>69473129
good game that

Ah yes, Ellen DeGenerate the racist banning people from her shitshow.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38505964

>>69473149
same

one of the lads got with this 40 year old and then we saw her with her husband later on hahahahaha cucked

>>69473149
>unless they're looking to pull a milfy woman.
Why else would you wish to have a sexy mummy?

>>69473204
gays vs blacks when

>>69473204
dyke cunt, hope she gets raped to death by refugees

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>ywn be irish and sing tunes in a comfy countryside pub

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM

>>69473072
Good post

>>69472937
Hun

Hahaha.

Why are British athletes so fucking greedy?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/disability-sport/38505652

>>69473072
fantastic post

>>69473279
Stop making moves on me bufty boy

what are you supposed to look for in tv sound systems?

going to go make lunch now

i'll be about 10 minutes

please refrain from posting as I still want to be included

>>69473260
very problematic post

>>69473333
they project sound from the TV

>>69473311
Can't be mad after that cheeky jab

>>69473262
bit gay

>>69473333
you listen not look haha

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WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME

What consumer electronic goods can I buy to give meaning to my life?

>>69473333
depends how many speakers you want

>>69473381
drone

>>69473228
?

Honestly believe that the only true socialists are from the middle class

Working class people have no choice, they have to want socialism in order to get more richer, middle class do it on a wholly moral basis with no particular personal incentive

Put the working class people into the cushy shoes of the middle class and how many would care about the lower classes?

>>69473290
>putting herself through a challenge
>greedy
She'll still be training and maintaining her fitness, just because she's doing a more strenuous sporting activity for a short period, while she has no other sporting events scheduled, shouldn't preclude her funding.

>>69473393
Are you calling me a drone or telling me to buy one? I don't want a drone. I don't want to go outside and I don't think filming the top of a bunch of semi-detached houses in a grey suburb will give meaning to my life.

>>69473412
>more richer

>>69473381
a new sony bravia 52" on a finance agreement so Smiffy and Buncey can come over and watch the Champions League semis

>>69473412
I can hear the popping of a bottle of bubbly

don't act like you know me, like you know me
nah nah ay

>>69473398
Why would you want to have a sexy mummy if it wasn't to make cummies in her tummy?
And if you mummy isn't sexy, you can always go cummy in other people's mummy's tummies.

>>69473424
I'm telling you to buy a drone. launch it from the window and explore the world

>>69473412
Super poorfag here
I hate socialism and capitalism equally

got a new sony bravia 52" on a finance agreement and I'm paying for it now

>>69473443
if you ain't from round 'ere we don't spud no han'
so don't ever act like you know man

>>69473449
I'd just perve on her, and she would be more likely to have sexy friends that I'd actually try to fuck

>>69473386
depends how many speakers i need

>>69473423
Actually it should.

She relies on UK Sport funding to train in a discipline, not partake in trashy reality TV shows with a high rate of serious injuries.

If she wants to take the risk, fine. She should not be receiving public bursaries for doing so.

want to start going to live music shows but no idea how to get started

Why can't Rihanna use actual words anymore?

>>69473507
buy a ticket

>>69473501
good post

>>69473412
you think that the middle class give directly to the working class?

now watch me whip
now watch me nae nae

>>69473507
>get a mate
>buy tickets
>attend live music events

DO NOT ignore the first step. Going to gigs alone is dire.

>>69473523
she's a nigger

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>>69473535

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>>69473290
>british

>>69473501
Fair enough, I'll take your word for it as you're british.

>>69473523
me want her to wine pon mi cock

I think the future of the world will be summary executions of drug dealers a la Duterte

screencap this post

>>69473541
all my mates go to clubs
I like going to clubs too but I like other genres of music

my gf

http://is.4chan.org/pol/1483530894095.jpg

>>69473523
still recovering from a chris brown heeming

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americans must be the most easily brainwashed people

Shagged a bird called Harry

>>69473545
>>69473583
Kek

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gf's mum just sent me this

enjoyed this post even though I don't speak that language
>>69473597

>>69473571
Me at the back (the manlet)

>>69473652
stockings are well overrated

>>69473652
that's gwyneth paltrow

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about to pass out lads
haven't had a good nights rest in weeks

>>69473677
poof

>>69473571
HNNNGGGG

>>69473688
is that you in the pic?

*exercises fingers in preparation for filing a report to the janny*

>>69473688
neither haha went to bed at 12 am and woke up at 2 then couldn't get back to sleep hahahaha if I wake up again I'll been myself back to sleep

>>69473688
*pulls his pants down*

>>69473760
>announcing your reports

SHAN'T report this ;)

>>69473571
goodness me

>>69473742
taig

>>69473742
alri Thailad, how long you been back?

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>>69473677
Came home one day and my gf was wearing stockings and suspenders like pic related and wanted me to fuck her hard, it's fucking hot mate what are you on

Bradley Wiggins is doing The Jump

WTF????????

>>69473787
did u fug her in da budd haha

>>69473787
just don't give much of a fuck about legs i guess

>>69473819
gay

>>69473814
let me know when it's Bradley Walsh

>>69473819
so ur attracted to midgets

haha cunt

might do the jump
as in jump off my 20 story building haha

>>69473742
Rasheed

had a dream where I was explaining to me mum that I wasn't gay. the absolute state of me lads. wew

>>69473814
is this some new instagram 'challenge'?

>>69473741
>>69473760
>>69473770
all banned

tfw i was the instigator of this meme and I didn't even announce a report

might give this so-called 'cide' thing a try lads haha

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>>69473858

>>69473870
it's a shit telly show where """celebs""" learn to do that big ski jump thing

>>69473868
Are you gay though?

bath was very enjoyable

>>69473845
>>69473832
need to be less insecure lids

>>69473895
the town or the wash basin?

>>69473895
the city or the cleaning apparatus??

underrated track imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW0f8pIq7rQ

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>>69473819
got the perfect girl for you lad

>>69473878
have a side of homicide along with your cide and make it a genocide, la

>>69473895
yeah, it's nicer than Bristol

>>69473895
Never been

>>69473895
the village or the cleansing theater

might put the kettle on

let's try and come up with ideas for channel 4 programmes

my idea: naked university students, channel 4 go around filming naked university students

>>69473924
hello nigger

>>69473868
Dreams are weird.

I had one the the night where I found my younger brother in the bath and he'd slashed his wrists.

Fucking woke up crying.

>>69473890
don't actually care

>>69473912
You're the insecure one pal

>>69473895
prefer showers personally lol!!

>>69473892
no

>>69473927
would

>>69473931
Everything is better than Bristol
Except for London and Birmingham

>>69473968
Don't believe you
t. Mom

got a good response from the 'bath was very enjoyable' post, I'll have to remember that one in future

>>69473952
zzz change the record senpai

>>69473949
Spacker Catching - Celebs have 24 hours to drive as many 'tards into the Thames as possible

>>69473957
bender

New thread

>>69473973
>>69473973
>>69473973

walked into tescos and the queue was large so i went to the self checkout and couldn't figure out how to use it

just left my items and walked out haha

>>69473957
had a dream where a big hairy spider was on my hand and I could feel hairs touching the back of my hand

when I woke up I could still feel the hairs

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>protests

I would bet good money the guy had a gun on him. He was acquitted for murder with a gun seven years ago, there was a tip off that there was a gun in the car, a non police-issue gun was found in the car...

NEW
>>69474016
>>69474016
>>69474016
>>69474016

>>69473994
do NOT infringe my intellectual property

>>69474018
mong

>>69473949
The Big Issue?

celebs have to spend as long as possible in a major UK city. The twist? they have to sleep rough

watch reality tv stars, singers, soap stars and sports personalities turn tricks for money, beg, steal and shoot up in Channel 4's brand new reality tv show

>>69474030
>went early
>still didn't get it
HOWLING

>>69474074
That was already a thing

Get in here lads

https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=69473973
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=69473973
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=69473973

>69474168
pathetic

>69474179
Rasheed