>be a farmer in Europe >wash your chicken eggs before selling

>be a farmer in USA
>sell your neighbors some raw milk
>get arrested because the US prohibits the selling of raw milk

>be a farmer in the US
>one of your chickens eats a toy
>get arrested for selling banned eggs

>be American
>Can only buy washed eggs by law
>Have to keep eggs in the fridge because the washing diminishes the shell and makes the eggs more susceptible to bacteria

Can't make this shit up

>not owning your own chickens

>>69469551
best post

>be either american or european
>chicken eggs, hurr durr derp hörb sperg sprölölööö :D

>>69470703
>Be Finnish
>Eat your neighbor's daughter's dead eggs from her tampon while at the sauna

>>69469551
>not owning quails
This is how you spot plebs

>>69470789
>Eating eggs
This is how you spot plebs

>>69470768
>be american
>order scrambled eggs in cafeteria made by mexicans

>>69470859
>Being picky
This is how you spot 5 year olds

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>>69470768
>Be american
>Get shot

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>be troglodyte
>eat animal products

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>>69469497
the only funny post here

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>Be American farmer
>Get shot in the Mart

>be a farmer in europe
>allahu ackbar

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>>69471279
>Be Albanian
>Side with China, pissing off Soviet neighbors