International Joke Thread

>>69459069
Ha!

>>69459069
kek
fingolia utterly btfo
never posts again

How many Swedes does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just celebrate the dark room for being with them and turn off all the other lights

Why did the German cross the road?
To dodge the truck

What do you get when you mix Turks with jews?
Hard to say, but at least they couldn't have claimed the holocaust happened

What's the difference between an swine and an american.

A swine is edible

>>69459069
>International Joke Thread
how about ur face lol

>>69459821
HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why Turkish CS:GO players don't play competitive matches against Greeks?
Because you can't turn off friendly fire

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>>69460069

>>69459069
What is the difference between an Argentine and a childbirth?

One is a painful, inexplicable, terrible experience.

The other is just having a baby

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What is the ego?

... the Argentinito that we all carry inside.

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There were two Argentines arguing:
- Che I tell you that I am the son of God!
- No, no, no, look ... The son of God is me.
- But how?. You are crazy?. If the son of God is me !.
And they went on like this for a long time until another Argentine happened, to which they stopped and they asked him:
- Look, we have a dilemma. He says he is the son of God, but not. For I am the Son of God. What do you say?
To which the other Argentine replied:
- Che ... But you say ... I DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN!

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what do you call an australian with half a brain?

professor