>australiaboos don't exist
>>69457738
Well I dont think thereĀ“s somebody who is a fan of raining spiders
>>69457942
We're not so bad tbqh
>>69457738
I have heard Pajeets love Australia
>>69457942
What's bad about that
>>69457738
>tfw no emu cosplaying gf
Don't cry
>>69461276
what about this cute grill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8&t=196s
>>69457738
Not overtly, in the way there are Ameriboos, but the fact that half of our country emigrated there over the past decade should be some solace to you.
>>69457738
I want to go to Ayers Rock one day I don't know why, I just like it and feels like it's really really far away.
>tfw no coober pedy underground house
G'day ya cunts, name's Dazza.
I'm a 27-year-old true blue Astralophile (Australia fan for you fackin' boat people). I wrestle snakes and spiders in my back yard, and spend my days perfecting my art and watching superior Aussie media (The Crocodile Hunter, Crocodile Dundee, etc.)
I train with my kukri every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through a soft cunt because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned me ute licence two years ago, and I have been driving that cunt every day.
I speak Australian fluently, both the east and west coast dialects, and writing's a piece of piss. I know everything about Australian history and their criminal code, which I follow 100%
When I get me Aussie visa, I'm moving to Sydney to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their fackin' ace culture. I hope I can become a park ranger or a lorry driver!
I own several cork hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Oz so I can fit in easier. I give everyone the V and call them cunts as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Australia, cunts!
>>69457738
I found a can of Fosters frozen in the ice two days ago
They exist but they're quiet
>>69462780
Quality post
>>69457738
ive seen some lite versions but yeah, not weaboo tier in regards to cognitive dissonance and horrible bastardisation of literally everything to do with the country
probably a good thing lad
>>69462780
>lorry driver
Yeah nah.
>>69462571
AYY MURPH