Why do Br*zilians think they invented the airplane?
>>69457037
Because we did.
>>69457037
cuz they did
They did build the most meme plane ever though.
>>69457037
>Windson Alves
Hahaha that's me, hello /int/. I'm on the OP
>>69457037
>hand jobs
kekked
>>69457278
How many friends could I fit on that plane?
>>69457037
Brazilians are dumb, it was Canada that invented the Airplane
>alberto
>faggot hue kills himself after he realized he just created a whole new kind of warfare
>>69457037
what else are they supposed to be proud of?
Just be nice and let the hues have this one before they all die of gang violence and zika.
>>69457037
>hand jobs
brazil stronk
It's pretty embarassing to be desu
>>69457341
You, your men, and only one extra
>>69457341
The flight plan I just filed with the Agent C lists Smee, Maimen, Dr. Pavelheer, but no friends.
>>69457037
>hand jobs
holy shit
>>69457474
HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY COUNTRY LIKE THIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
BRASIL IS THE LARGEST PRODUCER OF FOOD IN THE WORLD!
BRASIL IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN LATIN AMERICA!
EMBRAER IS 2ND LARGEST AIRCRAFT PRODUCER IN THE WORLD!
USP IS THE BEST UNIVERSITY IN LATIN AMERICA AND AMONG THE TOP 100 IN THE WORLD!
THE RESTAURANT D.O.M IS RANKED THE 6TH BEST RESTAURANT IN THE WORLD!
AMBEV IS THE LARGEST BREWERY IN LATIN AMERICA AND THE 5TH LARGEST IN THE WORLD!
>>69457037
>>69457407
umm please use english in usa
>Go to Brazil
>Get a hand job from a transsexual prostitute
>"We invented this, you know"
>it's a "my country needs to be known for something else other than being the #1 consumer of bananas"-edition
>>69457037
its something you see quite often in 3rd world countries. They have not much to be proud of, so their whole pride goes into that one thing that they think they invented, eg Bulgaria and the computer, France and the car, Netherlands and the printing press, Brazil and the plane. All were german inventions btw
>>69460339
>Netherlands and the printing press, Brazil and the plane. All were german inventions btw
german as in some HRE prince owned the land it was invented on
Germany didnt exist until the 1800's, any lie you tell yourself otherwise is just historical revanchism
and the current "germany" you live in didnt exist until 1945
thanks for eigenvectors tho
>>69457341
0
you dont have any
>>69460504
Germans are a people, not a country though.
Austrians are Germans, but not citizens of Germany for example
You know, with a giant slingshot, even rocks can fly.
>>69460603
Rocks can't sustain flight though