In a perfect world...

Normandy is rightful british clay

>to UK

Good, at least it's not the lazy dagos/spaniards, the slow swiss or the disgusting krauts.

>>69435707
The Eternal Anglo is worse than any of those three

>>69435837
Yea, but they're easily beaten.

>>69435707
Cuck

>>69435837
But we aren't you worthless snow nigger. Keep sucking kraut cock you worthless irrelevant little cunt.
>>69435862
kek, don't even start pierre

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>>69435892
What if I start the fire?

>>69435646
it's the other way around you dumbass

>>69435892
Yes you are, the list of horrible shit England have done is endless.

>>69435612
...france would be nuked to dust!

>>69435956
Shut the fuck up. We cucked the greatest your nation ever produced.
>>69435978
Like what?

>>69435612
>not giving Iparralde to Euskadi

WHAT THE FUCK

>>69436013
>the greatest

You didn't cuck BASED PICARDIE, Normandy's subject.

>>69435707
wtf i thought we were friends now

>>69436077
>A subject cucked and outsmarted you
Settle down pierre, we invented everything.

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>>69436013
>be invaded
>claim the invaders' territory as rightful clay

>>69436013
you cucked vichy?

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>>69436013
>like what
Opium wars in China
Genocide of native americans
Slavery
Colonization
Starvation of the Irish

to list a few

wikipedia have more

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_war_crimes

there is even a twitter account dedicated to it

https://twitter.com/crimesofbrits/with_replies?lang=sv

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>>69436365
>any of that
>bad
neck yourself you utterly worthless cunt

>>69436312
>priding yourself in a French house fighting a French house for control over France
Revolting.

>>69435612
>Netherlands
Fuck off, Lille is flemish clay

>>69435612
>Savoy to Switzerland
"No"

>>69436521
"yes"

>>69436503
Belgium itself is a righful Netherlands clay

>>69436463
Cry more, pierre. You are inferior to GREAT BRITAIN

>no autonomous basque state
discarded

>>69436445
Irish people literally did nothing wrong, that one was bad actually

I wish I were British...

>>69436615
Yeah, I'll admit. That was pretty fucked up.

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>>69435612
Give it back frogs!

>>69436615
>>69436657

And what did the rest do "wrong" then?
was their very existance too much for the eternal Anglo?

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>>69436575
>You are inferior to GREAT BRITAIN
It boggles me that the British might even delude themselves into that lie, weighing that even your crown has been venerating its French origins and been role-playing as French citizens for over a millenia
Do these
>Dieu et mon droit
>Honi soit qui mal y pense
not ring a bell?

>>69436651
False-flagger.

>>69436542
Nizza, Savoy and Corsica are literally the only legit claims of Italy.

>>69436013
Occupation of rightful Argentinian clay

>>69436695

Yep.

>>69436695
Just banter
>>69436709
Just read the history books. We are simply better than you

>>69436736
>legit claims of Italy.
>Italy
>Legit

Italy is a social construct that shouldn't exist

>>69435612
Angevin Empire stronk

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>>69435612
RÉPUBLIQUE UNIE ET INDIVISIBLE

>>69436445
>Opium Wars

One of the most vile and jewish things to go to war over. I have trouble sometimes considering the chinese as even human beings, but kicking someone's ass because they tried to stop you from killing their citizens and unraveling their society with an addictive substance you're making bank off of is like, supervillian levels of assholery.

>>69436736
>Nizza, Savoy and Corsica are literally the only legit claims of Italy

you forgot to add 'in France' to the end of that sentence.

>>69436736
>legit claims of Italy.
Thought you'd discarded the genuineness of your claim to them when you'd auctionned them to us?

>>69436770
>We are simply better than you
Nah, we've always pretty much been on the same gradient of power, if only by different means... Why would the rivalry always have been there otherwise.

>MA France = MA Great Britain
>15th-19th c. France = 15th-19th Great Britain
>modern era France = modern era Great Britain

>>69436709
>False-flagger.
Ca te fait mal au cul le petit natio chauvin?

>>69436841
Allez quand même anon, tu mets à la déchetterie l'oeuvre de tous tes ancêtres si tu te soumets ainsi à l'Anglois.

>>69436818
>assholery
Just business fa.m

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>>69435612
Better version.

>>69436575
>Great Britain
You do realize that the "Britain" that "Great Britain" is Greater (= bigger) than is Brittany, in France?
>Bretagne
>Grande-Bretagne

All the name "Great Britain" means is that you are larger than a small part of France - while of course being smaller than all of France.

>>69436920
Was that the closest real life ever came to An-Cap utopia?

>When your neighbor tries to stop you from selling Heroin to his kids, violating the NAP so you send your army of child soldiers (who you pay with Heroin) to kill him and annex his house

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>>69436999
>let me explain your country

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>>69436920
>Just business fa.m
That single line encapsulates from where the French sentiment of moral superiority stems, that the British let the appeal of money taint their honor and pride.
At least the French "try" not to conform to that line of thought, but the British always embrace it.

>>69436365
>wars
>slavery
>colonisation
>a famine
doesn't make england stand out from france, spain etc

>genocide of north americans
the descendants of the people that did this are americans not english

>there is even a twitter account
hold on, there's a twitter account? never mind then you're right

>>69436999
Jesus Christ you're a drooling retard

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>>69436956
Better version.

>>69436999
>this deluded revisonism
Yeah nah dumb cunt, we are called Great because we are the biggest island of the britush isles. Fucking mong.
>>69437064
And embracing it turned us into the greatest empire this planet has ever seen.

>>69436999
Champ, don't misinterpret me, as I appreciate the thought, but this isn't the explanation for Great Britain's name, so this is more wounding to our case than it is strengthening.
Thanks though.

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>>69437136
Corrected version.

>>69437194
oh vey

>>69437141
>betraying any sense of morals and honor to attain dominance
>then having the gall to spit at those that didn't betray their morals for power
Champ, I...

>>69437194
>French empire: 25 years
>German Third Reich: measly 5 years
I think we all know what would more greatly enhance the stabilty and duration of Europe.

>>69437291
We did and still do have honour though.

>>69437291
>French stability
You couldn't even keep the EU under your control like originally planned.

>>69437331
>still do have honour though.
Don't know. The only feature to which the United Kingdom owns its relevance nowadays resides in that its monopolized European finance in London, which isn't either the most honorable of activities.

>>69437364
Oh please, hasn't been on us to pin the blame that the EU has been sliding to the East with Berlin becoming its center rather than Paris.
But true, we should've yearned harder to preserve it only under the first 10 members.

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>>69437506
>tfw we're a nation of bankers now
We're moving up in the world

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It is time

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>>69437643
>We're moving up in the world
With Scotland and Wales championning for their independence, don't know about that.

>>69437717
Poland keeping in tradition with scraping up the leftovers that its German overlords have no desires for, I see.

>>69435956
this.

UK is rightful Normandy clay

>>69436999
Great Britain is the name of the biggest island of the British islands. It's great because it is the biggest one.

That's why the Olympic games calls them Great Britain and Northern Island.

>>69437719
Come on lad, that won't happen anytime soon and if it does we will absolutely destroy their economies.

>>69436838
>>69436838
Nizza and Savoy were given to France because Napoleon III threated to invade Italy if the kingdom annexed the central italian States without surrendering Nizza and Savoy. It comes without saying that France wanted to annex the two regions since at thhe very least XVI century.

Corsica is another story, it was sold due to the financial troubles of Genoa, doesn't really mean anything.

>>69437754
la ferme

>>69435707
excellent post

>>69435956
horrendous post

>>69436365
>Opium wars in China
good banter
>Genocide of native americans
made a whole continent white, how this this bad
>Slavery
lolwhocares
>Colonization
spread culture, language and commerce around the world, bulit the largest empire of all time and propelled the world into the industiral age, created a prosperous white first world nation on a fucking desert island for fucks sake, whats not to love?
>Starvation of the Irish
bit mean but they're fine now

>>69437766
Bit of banter more than genuine geopolitical surveying, so don't sweat it champ.
That is what was required of me naturally when I got it into me that I'd be cheeky with a Brit on /int/.

>>69437771
>threated to invade Italy if the kingdom annexed the central italian States without surrendering Nizza and Savoy.
Narrated a bit more antagonistically than how it genuinely transpired. Weren't those regions promised for Napoleon III to heave it upon France that they shoulder the Savoy royal family in reclaiming Italy, fighting Austria, and then surrendering Vienna to Italy.
You're making us sound like meanies right there.

>>69437830
You were being rude too.

>>69436736
Trust me you don't want Corsica

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>>69437506
>Oh please, hasn't been on us to pin the blame that the EU has been sliding to the East with Berlin becoming its center rather than Paris.
Feels bretty gud.

>>69437907
cette tout fil est désagréable pour vous żbsz

reminder that all the brit and french flags arguing in this thread are actually sneaky kraut proxies jealous of the franco-british bromance

>>69437933

Italians can deal with other Italians, it'll be fine.

>>69438014
:)

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>>69436838
>Nah, we've always pretty much been on the same gradient of power, if only by different means... Why would the rivalry always have been there otherwise.

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>>69438014
>>69438057

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Stop claiming France

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>>69438219
Allies through the hardships, competitors through the rock-and-roll of history.

>implying we hate the French
>implying it's not just banter
>implying I wouldn't kiss Pierre directly on the lips

>>69438383
bit gay 2bh

>>69438383
St-stop it Gerald ^-^
W-we wouldn't want to create another C-canada like l-last time, w-would we?
No n-no, we must contain our love for the safety of the world :c

>>69435612
>Thread about France
>Only Brits and the odd swede cuck get involved
How do we make other countries care about France as much as we do?

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>>69438291
stop telling me what to do

>>69438383
bender

>>69435612
LEAVE SEINE-MARITIME ALONE
REEEEEEEEEE

>>69436736
absolutely no one wants to be part of your stupid country. kys

>>69437907
>Narrated a bit more antagonistically than how it genuinely transpired. Weren't those regions promised for Napoleon III to heave it upon France that they shoulder the Savoy royal family in reclaiming Italy, fighting Austria, and then surrendering Vienna to Italy.

But you were. I love France, but in that case Napoleon III promised to support Piedmont in the war against Austria to recover Lombardy AND VENETIA, but France stopped in Lombardy because Napoleon thought that Italy would have been too strong, so he didn't ask for Nizza and Savoy at the end of the war. He however used the expansion of Piedmont in southern Italy as a pretext to claim again Nice and Savoy. As I already said, he treatened to invade Italy if the Savoy family wouldn't have surrendered Nizza and Savoy to France, they also had a referendum which was obviously fake and used only to legitimate The french claims. Arguably, it mighht have been possible for France to win in Savoy nonetheless, but in Nizza? Lol no.

Napoleon III was an expansionist asshole, no doubts about that.

>>69437364
Americans and Soviet were both against us

WE LITERALLY WERE THE NEW EUROPEAN REICH, but we fail for the American led revolution of May 68

>>69437933
Corsica isn't that bad when you have southern Italy. Their dialect is easy to understand.

>>69438594
Hum wasn't it France doing all the war against Austria then giving Venetia to Italy in exchange of Nizza and Savoy ?
Seems a fair deal, without french armies you could not have been able to reach your unification. There's a nice Napoleon III picture in Milano tho.

>>69438858
Yes exactly, but we got Venetia only at the end of the franco-prussian war. As I said Napoleon III couldn't annex Nice and Savoy at the end of the II independence war because he stopped the troops in Lombardy. So no, not really.

>>69438858
>Seems a fair deal, without french armies you could not have been able to reach your unification

Without the French, a competent army (ie. not the Savoys) would have unified Italy. Instead, we got the Savoyard military making the foundation of the Italian military, and Cadorna happened.

>>69438594
France is (since Louis XIV) expansionist because of it's very nature, pretty much like Russia, France turned from Ethnostate to a pure State by extending and centralizing too fast and abandonning any assimilation/colonization policy.

As for the shitskin invasion of France it is merely the logical consequences of French imperial thought which basically centered it's whole colonial/imperial effort on Africa.

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>>69438957
>October 12 of 1866: Emperor Franz Joseph cedes Venetia to Napoleon III for not entering the war, who then cedes it to Italy
>Franco-pussian war : 1870

Napoleon III has been a dick with Roma, but wtf are you telling me.

>>69438985
>since Louis XIV

It's even earlier, check the Italian wars m8.

All wrong. Eurabia is the perfect world.

>>69439285
My mistake, austro-prussian war.

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>>69437136
UN-conquered-Tugal

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>>69435612
my version (yellow is Germany)

>>69441278
BEEG

>>69441278
I did it on EUIV more than once.

>>69435612
By To Spain you mean To Catalonia, right?

>>69437136

Gib back Romandie, otherwise this map is fine.

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>>69435612
Fuck off, France is based

>>69441802
>>69441515
it would be perfect to me, just end whit this shit

>>69438383
our dearest enemy, now paint us like one of your french girls pierre