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kay-on
Shan't be filling that out.
>ywn never experience real teen (13-16) love
No pakis in this thread please
>rowed 500 m
>thought i got a good time
>it was literally a full minute less than a good time
jfmsu
>Asylum seekers have tricked german asylum centers out of millions of dollars, by registering in several asylum centers. This was possible because the centers don't use the fingerprint system and because the asylum seekers disguised themself in fake beards and glasses.
>>69434879
everything except kernow isn't worth mentioning desu
>>69434951
>tfw i did
>>69434879
How about this:
>Cumbria = god tier
>Surrey = god tier
>rest of the country = shit tier
Tell me about Thatcher, why does she close down the mines?
>>69434879
>>69434879
Whatever happened to all the videos someone got that black guy from fiverr to make a few years ago?
>>69434951
>tfw a girl offered me real teen love when I was 14 but one of my friends called her ugly and I got too self-conscious and rejected her
>>69434974
the amount of money they must cost Germany is astonishing.
>>69434974
screeching
>>69435009
Good lad
should i do the 'cide lads?
Literally can't bring myself to eat lollies lads
Just spent 5 minutes chewing a haribo frog trying to make it go down and it my mind just wouldn't let it
Feel old as fuck and I do NOT like it, don't know when this happened
Rutland > East Anglia >>>>>>>> Everything else
Doing a shitpost or two and eating Christmas cake. Comfy day
>>69435020
>tfw made light green
nice
>>69435025
>being this much of a sheep
>>69434879
i dont even know enough about the rest of ireland to rate it
greener means pooier lol
>>69435097
To be fair, she wasn't exactly pretty but she was definitely 100% in love with me.
>>69435009
nice map :)
>>69435020
rude map >:(
>>69435056
why do you want to kill yourself
>>69435129
shit post
>>69435063
this
>>69435025
>first time ever pulled a girl in a club
>she's moderately attractive
>she's doing a grind
>notice her mates and mine staring
>can't hack the pressure and literally just walk off
Such is the life of an autism
>>69435044
is the green leicestershire
my grandparents are from there and it's the most depressing place i've ever been
>Sorry I'm late ladies
>>69435063
>>69435170
suspect you're memeing about Rutland but you're otherwise correct
BADBADBADBADBADBADBADBADBADBAD
>>69435056
If you're gay does it count as a homocide
>>69435146
becuase jews are controlling my mind
also the world sucks and i hate it
>>69435056
nah x
>>69435124
>but she was definitely 100% in love with me.
idktf
>>69435020
aesthetic
>it's a 700 words below the required word count episode again
really not into this 'academic' lark lads
>>69434951
i did and it was a bit over rated
wasted two years of my life
>>69435204
wtf je déteste la france maintenant!
Wish I didn't fuck up my A-levels by becoming a WoW addict lads haha
have a 2-word essay due in 3 years lads
>>69435020
Tip top post
>>69435269
foy
>>69435212
same
except for the jews thing i still have my foreskin
>>69435283
The Isle of White lol
>>69435283
Rasheed
>>69435283
>tfw white
hahaha london nerds btfo
>>69435020
I live in a yellow county but my town would be dark green compared to the rest of the country
I was born in a red county and yes, it's shit
>>69435174
something like thing happened to me not too long
why couldnt i have been a normie with normie charms and mannerisms
downloading Generation Kill lads. Any good?
allowed my uncles are alive lads :)
also im straight
Have a 500 word essay that I need to write in a non-Indo-European Language that's due in an hour lads
>>69435283
plymouth confirmed to actually be an alright place
>>69435302
ok *fucks off*
Right, off down chicken shop now lads, ta-rah.
objectively speaking, this map is correct
>>69435394
4 wings cheesy chips half pound zinger burger can of Rubicon
>all these pricks not even having the decency to admit they Don't Know how good Cambridgeshire is and just marking it Bad because it's in the South
fuck you too
>>69435368
ye bangin desu
>>69435368
good cartoon but press x to win
>>69435368
Y E S
E
S
anime
>>69435427
don't even know where that is
>>69435422
Rubicon is so sickly sweet baka
>>69435411
What happens in the green spot?
>>69435427
>not on the coast
"""south"""
hahaha desperate northerner wanting to be southern detected
>Cambridgeshire
>>>/x/
>>69435262
</3
lads post cute lasses doing cute things
>>69435466
Exactly
These threads are all the same.
>>69435501
shut up and piss off you yank twat
want to move to georgia lads
need to learn georgian first though
*walks towards you*
>>69435510
may i post 2d ones
>why yes, i'm from cambridgeshire
>>69435569
Why are these lads being spammed on all boards lately? they're not very popular at all, have about 2000 subs
>>69435553
Ahahahahaha lads lads look at this stupid fucker he coloured in Lough neagh thinking it was a county ahahahahaha
>>69435541
excellent post
just managed to hit both of my knees on the corner of my desk hard enough to take skin off
>>69435604
WE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbQFq4oKwbM
Rutland?
More like Runtland
>>69435621
its the only bit of northern worth saving if you ask me
water is useful and fish can't make bombs
>>69435660
yeah i know who they are but i dont understand why theyre the hottest new meme
>>69435553
>doesn't know the borders of NI
>coloured in a loch
>thinks Dublin is great
>>69435546
"no"
>>69435708
balanced and thoughtful post
thanks for contributing irelad :)
gonna have a lie down.
might have a cry as well not sure yet
The Lock Ness
Between NI and Wales which is shitter?
Scotland's the only devolved area worth anything
>>69435663
squeaking
>>69435708
very very good post
>>69435708
This
>>69435732
>Loch
You're in /brit/ mate it's called a lake
>>69435766
NI obviously. what kind of stupid question was that.
>>69435766
>scotland
>worth anything
haha!!!!!
Empty your chhooonage sacks, lads. Mine was pretty brim tbqh
https://youtu.be/cedoBlUvBlI
>>69435766
scotland
>>69435766
NI t'bh
>>69435734
you're not welcome retard
lardy cunt
>>69435766
Wales
Wales is a bit like diet New Zealand
is canada reddit: the country?
>>69435838
k lad
>>69435766
Wales is such a shit area of England desu at least NI is different
might do a willy wank
Was given The Man in the High Castle (the book) for Christmas lads.
It was good but didn't have much of a plot or come to any resolutions really.
Watching the tv show now and it's pretty good
>>69435921
I shan't allow it, sorry
>>69435708
decent
>>69435922
>It was good but didn't have much of a plot or come to any resolutions really.
Yeah, that's PK Dick for you.
I thought the TV show was shit though desu, just video game adventure rubbish.
>>69435894
is Tower Hamlets white?
>>69435992
>Dick
omdz loooooool
fat wanker
bet he's fat
feeling a little chilly lads ngl
I don't have a toenail on my left foot's little toe
Not even sure where it went but the toe is in a bit of pain
thank god for atheism
got a nosebleed and a broken arm from cyberbullying lads :\
>>69436071
pics
Have gout on both my big toes lads :/
>>69436043
same
heating isn't on for some reason
fucking l*ndlord schedules it for like 4pm
Making friends
>>69436107
Stop drinking port.
>at house party
>need to go up the stairs to go wee
>see pic related
>"Alright sexy boy, think you could handle all of us at the same time?"
What do
>>69436071
When I was around 10, I was running through the house chasing my brother and whacked my foot into the banister for the stairs on the landing
my middle toe nail just fell off. It eventually grew back but it's really really small
>>69436107
>gout
yankdisease
>>69436136
>friends
linked this the other day but since thread is slower i'll link it again
https://soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/episode-65-no-future-feat-adam-curtis-121216
give 45:50 onward a listen if you're impatient
>>69436109
turn it on now lol?
>>69436071
least you get 10% off pedicures haha
>>69436075
Hehe see what you did there >:)
I'm sick to bloody death of you and your shite posts. You know who you are. Meet me in Birmingham for a tear up.
>>69436165
shut up i bet you have loads
>>69436176
my radiators are turned on but think boiler is scheduled
i don't pay for heating so idk
>>69434951
a girl confessed to me during that age and i completely cut off contact with her after it, probably the spergout i most regret desu
It's my birthday today. But I wasn't actually supposed to be born. 25 years seems like enough to experience the joys and sorrows in life. I've had plenty of love, laughter, hate, and despair. The surprises were enough to warrant some wisdom.
I've been too smart for "my own good." I'm not a sheep, and I'm both blessed and cursed with being too aware of the pity of life. It's obvious to me the things that could happen by fate and chance that would turn me the other way, but it seems external factors are not conducive to that. It makes me feel selfish to think that I just was not dealt those cards, but in the end, it even makes sense to just fulfill the destiny laid out by endless time.
Goodbye my love. Goodbye mother. You brought me in to this world knowing little of the dilemma it would present late down. Goodbye my child. You are my only living legacy, and just because you are a dog doesn't mean you do not exhibit the manners of imbuing memory upon those around you.
Goodbye to the world, that tried to help but failed with it's intricate, intertwined societal constructs, built to fail.
So let it be that this birth never occurred. That this trial wastes less and does not drain upon others. I have seen you without me, and it will be peaceful, more loving, and with hope.
Airplane is 30% funny, 70% not funny
>>69435992
Did he right it before or after he went schizo from all the drugs?
Arse was itching ngl, reckoned it was pinworms or some shite, turned out it was just eczema. Wahey
>>69436153
Do you think just three of you could handle me?
thx for the mentioning's :DD
:D
>>69436153
Hello, no I wouldn't be able to 'handle you' because, despite being 27 years old, I have no sexual experience. If you'll excuse me, I need to pass urine.
https://youtu.be/iBCPfPhX2Io
watching this
>>69436153
>think you could handle all of us at the same time?"
Yes I could fucking kick all of your slag faces in without any trouble.
God fucking damn it, I want (You)s back
>>69436201
hahaha, good one
>>69436263
>UK ambassador to the EU quits
sounds like the perfect job for are nige
>>69436227
He was always fucking mental, it was written before the VALIS incident though like most of his stuff.
>>69436302
shrieking
>>69436153
I'm a 6'4" brick shithouse luv it wouldn't even be a challenge to fucking HEEM all of you CUNTS.
>>69436153
only one way to find out wahey
*trips and falls in between them*
o-oh shit sorry
h-haha it's okay*they walk off*
>>69436263
cold out
>>69436306
fuck off you normie cunt
>>69436153
Got any more friends, it's a long night, just like muh dick
>>69436272
creasing that you typed all this out, filled in the captcha and still thought it was worth posting
Migrants
Thoughts?
>>69436399
they have to go back
>>69435398
deano
>>69436320
More like Noel Edmonds lol :^)
>>69436387
>>69436272
i enjoyed it, god bless
>>69436399
not a fan
>work as a cleaner at a hotel
>had to work New Years Eve
>finished at 4am
>walking home in the cold at 4am on New Years Eve
>walking down the street
>a couple of slags stumbling down the street
>look like typical british slags
>feel pretty nervous
>it is dark, but I am noticably ugly, very thin and pale with huge messy hair, pointy elbows, thin arms, walk on my tip toes due to being raised in a home where I was beaten for making noise at night etc
>walk past the slags
>the fattest one taps laughs
>'OI MATE, MY FRIEND WANTS TA SHAG YOU, WOULD YOU GIVE HER ONE?'
>turn
>there are like 5 of them
>don't kow what to do
>nervously ask which of her friends wants to shag me
>she says 'THIS FAT BLONDE SLAG'
>they all laugh as she points to some fat blonde girl in tight trousers and a tiger print shirt
>the fat blonde girl covers her face in embarrassment
> feel scared and ashamed
>look at the floor and stutter ''-d-dont cover your face babe how will my cum hit it when we shag?''
>the slags all start shouting at me in some incoherant rage
>apologise and walk away
>>69436387
Thanks for obliterating what remained of my self confidence. Much appreciated.
>>69436420
>Noel Edmonds
probable nonce
doing those tiny farts that feel like small bubbles and hurt a bit on the way out
Absolutely RANCID i tell you
>>69436272
Hello fellow virgin!
>>69436399
migrants is close to migraines
coincidence?
good evening ladies
>>69436334
Was VALIS when he thought he was talking to God?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38495456
uh oh
>>69436487
The fire rises
>>69436382
>>69436382
*For the night is long, just like muh dick
do you reckon lefties in this country might regret preaching inter-european solidarity/european identity? It has a lot of carryover to politics that they don't really like
>>69436487
Is Mein Kampf legal in the UK?
>>69436487
Read it years ago. It's a shit book
>>69436530
Yeah
>>69436485
Yeah he thought God communicated to him through a pink beam of light.
Completely coincidentally he was out of it on sodium pentothal when it happened.
>>69436532
its really badly written. particularly in german
How is Oxfordshire seen by the common Britbong?
>>69436518
It is odd that your lefties insist on european nationalism but favor large amounts of non Europeans flooding their country.
>>69436568
shit at rowing
who /big cock/ here? mine is massive haha
Find a flaw
I submit that you can not
>>69436487
this was the first publication since ww2 so yeah it'll sell lots
>mein kampf mentioned
>2 germans appear
hmmmmm
>>69436585
How are oxbridge students seen by the common Britbong?
>>69436568
>>69436591
need a german bf tbf
>>69436627
from afar
doing a jump
>>69436627
one of my best pals is a cambridge student. Solid bloke, very funny, very clever.
Lefties supporting the EU I a bit of an Oxymoron isn't ? I don't understand the left these days
would you accept a lift from these lasses?
>go to get new retainer because I grind my teeth at night and broke the last one
>£80
>probably about my 6th in 4 years
>they only tell me today they can get a thicker one from the dentist for at night
hmmm wonder why (((they))) didn't tell me this before?
>>69436670
*grunts awkwardly for 20 seconds, crouched over her dying body*
>>69436707
They are someone's daughters. I feel sad
>>69436594
couldn't :/
>>69436743
You're someone's son. I feel sad
>>69436594
shite barnet
audrey hepburn is so overrated. nonces
>>69436748
She was a known whore
>>69436767
This.
>this lad actually expects me to touch his ceremonial county shit show
Absolutely screeching, /brit/ is a traditional counties general
>>69436748
would offer a lift if I saw her on a broken down bus in continental Europe / 10
>>69436765
*Banter
Ftfy luv ;)
ill
Ah yes Escape to the Country. Love watching some rich boomer cunts with a budget of 1.2m looking for a house
>>69436670
i was so fucking glad when this character died
she's easily the worst thing about this series (even though this series is pure reddit)
>>69434879
>>69436694
Why would it be? Not every lefty is a communist you know
>>69436781
It's an outdated map anyway.
And if anyone can tell me why it is, I'll rim their harris.
need a browser game to play that isnt runescape lads
>>69436816
>T.Sheed
scran ar kid de asda la
first day back in the office lads. ill af tbqh, really struggling. going to go home and be comfy in bed before 7.
>>69436816
>kent is marked as good
thank la :3
>>69436670
This show just gets less and less realistic
>>69436670
*crouches*
RUUUUUUUUUUUU RUUUUUUUUUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69436670
lol
desu
>kent
>>69436837
Still has Teesside and North Lincs
>>69436670
What the fuck is this? The bitch looks at the bullet itself while it's in mid-air before jumping in front of it.
>>69436842
>>69436842
grim
got a new cat
gonna call him chairman miaow
>>69436877
you're bad >:c
>>69436888
Drop your keks, laddie.
>>69436887
unless you're from the highlands or the west country you are not from somewhere better
>>69436877
so white people are bad, basically
>>69436842
saw that today
bit grim. wonder how was he still alive with his face ripped off and his hands gone as well
>>69436925
>tfw the best country
>>69436905
Lost it ngl
>>69436842
>/r/watchpeopledie/
ah yes
>>69436905
I'll have the little twat in the compost bin by the end of the day
*gets my steel toe caps on*
>>69436860
I've never felt so close to you
>fuck my gf last night
>only 15 seconds in an can feel myself getting ready to cum
>she stops me just before im about to cum because I'm hurting her
thank fuck for that lads. Only problem is when she gets used to my size, then I'll have no excuse and have to endure the embarrassment of premature cumming.
I can last 10-15 minutes when masturbating though so idk what's wrong with me
>>69436971
*takes them off*
>>69436962
literally me
>Hello this is chairman miaow
HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHA
>>69436967
sounds NOTHING like a BLM supporter would say
>>69436987
meet me at the ozzy la
>EDIT - READ THIS EVERYONE WHO HASN'T YET SEEN THE VIDEO: Seriously, don't fucking watch it if you're even the slightest bit unsure. I know you've probably heard that bullshit warning many times before, but if you've ever believed a random stranger on the internet before, I implore you to believe me right now: do not watch it if you have even a small inkling of doubt. This goes double for people with pre-existing mental conditions such as depression, anxiety, suicidal ideation, and so on. This is by far the most violent, fucked up video on the internet right now.
fucking reddit
>>69436971
good post
>counties
>>69436967
Some of these county boundaries are more than 20 years out of date desu. Cleveland no more, Avon no more (harsh to paint great Bath the same colour as shit Bristol but it had to be done), and so on. No idea what the boundaries in Wales and Scotland represent at all - they are also obsolete. Have left Ireland out of it - it's another country entirely. And have left Northern Ireland out of it too - it's too complicated to use broad brush strokes there.
The Isle of Sheppey off Kent thoroughly deserves its own shit red colour, even though the rest of the county is just bad brown. A windswept hell-hole covered in goose shit and full of sheep (from which it takes its name) and not one but three high-security prisons being the main employer.
>>69436939
rasheed
>>69436862
No bother lad, you'd be welcome to Thurso anytime.
>>69436992
>not wearing a condom
It's like you want an STD and premature ejaculation shame.
>try and sabotage my interview as best as I can
>still get the job
Life just isn't fair.
Had planned quite a few wanks planned out but now I'll be working.
Might just kill myself instead.
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2m5rox/my_father_51m_has_uninvited_me_23m_to_his_wedding/
jealous as fuck
gets a place all to himself while neet
>>69437049
>highlands
GOOD lad
>>69437044
southerner detected
want to move out but i have no idea where to look, is there a preferred site to browse on?
>>69437044
>cleveland no more
>avon no more
>sutherland no more
>skye no more
>when ya gooooooo will ya send back
>>69437097
4chan
>>69437097
ashemaletube
>all these people colouring Greater Wakefield red
>>69437121
I'm sure that happened
Applied for a job in Cornwall lads. Don't think I'll get it, but on the off-chance that I do, what's it like to live there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeHkQYDoVJ0
did a proud of my scottish heritage
>>69437130
i see thanks
anyone got a spare room they're willing to rent out to an anime autist?
>>69437077
i dont think living on himself is the best thing in the state that hes in
it's also quite selfish of a father to throw his son out so he could shag his new wife
>>69437077
>A lot of stuff happened about six or seven months ago that, in essence, broke me. Or maybe I was broken long before
This is either a creative writing piece or a petty little immature fuckhead ruining a wedding for attention.
>>69437121
Did they heavily scissor after that?
tbqhwyl
>>69437163
It's shit
>>69437044
>Nottinghamshire shit
>Derbyshire OK
Fuck off you retard
>>69437168
I have two spare rooms but I prefer to live alone, sorry.
>>69437163
alri
bit slow, lots of nice outdoors stuff to do
>>69437182
it's quite perfect tBh`
>>69437147
Greater Bradford bruv/sis
Kazakstan is a pretty fuckin massive place but you never hear about it
sort of like the Australia of central Asia
>>69437121
Tune in next week for another episode of "Things That Never Happened"
>>69437223
good lad
>>69437236
all i know about it is they have a lot of sports playing qts
>>69437243
Will it be the one where you have sex?
>>69437236
sort of like ur mum
>>69437236
Mostly just steppe innit.
What's your favourite story that never happened? Mines the one where a rorke tells a paki to speak English in Wales and it turns out she's speaking Welsh
>>69437236
that whole area, uzbekistan, tadjikstan, kazakstan and others. I have no idea of whats happening in there
>>69437262
That episode was 12 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxgrYqi9poI
hmm
"2016 was the worst year ever" is another symptom of the infantilisation of our culutre. Everyone wants to be the weakling nerd from big bang theory with a slogan tshirt.
>>69437236
You never hear about any of central Asia desu
>>69437298
the chicken broth fat lass
>>69437302
They're probably just preparing to invade Europe and/or China again desu.
>>69437302
a while ago there was a big coup in azerbaijan i think. Never heard about it again
Bill Nye Will Reboot a Huge Franchise Called ""Science"" in 2017 - "Each episode will tackle a topic from a scientific point of view, dispelling myths, and refuting anti-scientific claims that may be espoused by politicians, religious leaders or titans of industry"
Is this going to be Reddit: The Show?
>>69437306
abstain
>>69437302
pipeline politics
that is all good night
>"2016 was the worst year ever" is another symptom of the infantilisation of our culutre. Everyone wants to be the weakling nerd from big bang theory with a slogan tshirt.
>>69437305
Bet they never show any re-runs haha
>>69437236
borat lol
>>69437298
The fat cosplayer being rescued from Gamergate by a Japanese Ryu consplayer.
>>69437302
Uzbekistan has beautiful ancient cities (mostly reconstructed it's true). otherwise it is a tyrannic police state. one of the worst in the world. Now that there have been two big bombings in Turkey aimed against foreigners conducted by Kyrgyz, I'd not be entirely surprised to see some kind of Russian intervention in Kyrgyzstan (the one country in the region that isn't a police state or dictatorship)
>>69437142
rate susan please
>>69437341
azerbaijan isnt in central asia you stupid TWAT
*throws full bread slice at duck*
>>69437343
i fucking hate Bill Nye. I literally have the same level of education as him (BEng in Mechanical Engineering). He is woefully underqualified to speak about physics and maths
>>69437308
GOOD post
>>69437363
They do on Dave.
>>69437236
jagshemash
>>69437341
No you're imagining that. Same family - first father then the immeasurably stupider son - been in charge since the Soviet days, with a bit of a break in the early 90s when the whole thing went to shit. but they cried for them to come back and come back they did
>>69437382
Wow quirky and random
>>69437341
azerbaijan is in the caucasian area (near armenia, georgia)
I was talking of the part between russa, china and iran