What's your excuse for not getting married?

>>69434134
I'd like to marry a woman (female) if that's ok with you

>>69434134
Because I only want a pure, virginal 16-20 year old

>>69434134
im 19

>>69434134
I just don't care desu. I have other problems now (uni, work etc.). I'm glad that I don't have to deal with a woman.

>>69434165
female, I forgot to add :')

>>69434165
>16+
>virgin
You're gonna have to settle for a fat pig.

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no gf

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>>69434134
Who is this qt and why did she ruin her beauty with shitty tattoos? She almost looks like Meli.

>>69434229
I won't

>>69434134
No girls want to marry me desu.

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>>69434134
I'm a trap loving betafag

>>69434386
>I'm a trap loving betafag
Pretty much this. Also, I'm poor and short.

>>69434134
>What's your excuse for not getting married?
It's not june yet.

>>69434644
If you're short, maybe you should consider trapping yourself? You can also get some money by camwhoring

>>69434823
I've thought about it, but I still live at home in a small house with not much privacy, and it would just be kind of awkward to do.

If I lived alone, I probably would though.

>>69434134
autism

>>69434134
i have no money :(

The only ones up for marriage without knowing eachother beforehand are bound to be religious nuts or 3rd world gold diggers.

>>69434863
Ay bby il let you live with me as long as you sensually service me

>>69434964
This is the only correct answer.

I'm 21 and my gf is 19

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>>69434823
is 170cm short enough?

>>69439037
I think, yes

>>69439037
yeah. I think below 1.75 is short. Then again some people would find my 1.85 short, so it's all relative.

>>69434134
I have plenty of time for that.

>>69434134
There's no reason to.

>>69434964
same

>lose your money
>lose your free time
>lose your hobbies
>lose your freedom
>get divorce raped & cucked


ayy lmao.

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>>69434246
>tfw iktf

>>69439389
Isn't that haram?

cuz im fuckin ugly and poor and im a computer science major

>>69439487
you think shit like that even breezes women? They are above g-d (in their own perspective)

>>69439521
Why so many hungarians study that? Also pls gib hungarian gf

>>69434134
that looks like one crazy ass psycho bitch

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Sell me marriage

>>69434134
There are no young brown-skinned beautiful brides to take. Like, at all.

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>>69434134
Women terrify me.

>>69434134

Monies + I can't be bothered to marry someone if it's inevitably going to fall apart anyway; even if that's decades down the line. I don't really see the point putting myself through it when I'm comfortably a loner.

>>69439844
fuck if I know, I regret having signed up for it but I don't have anything better to do cuz im a fuckin loser. and only if you gib mexican gf first

>>69440251
>gib mexican gf
M8, mexican girls come in all types. There's a moderate amount of bitchy girls who want the 'super-model boyfriend', but there's a higher amount of girls who will date you even if you're shorter than them. The only thing that'll probably screw you over is having very high standards as most tend to be either weebs or complete plebs. Being foreign can also help loads.

>>69440651
im a computer science major lad, i dont have standards other than no fat chicks

>>69434134
Excuse?

Hilarious how you have to come up with an excuse to not get married anymore.

Why the fuck would I let a whore drain my income and then force me to raise a stupid kid with her?

>>69434134
anime

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>tfw to intelligent to have children

http://www.businessinsider.com/high-iq-people-make-more-money-are-more-likely-to-get-married-and-less-likely-to-have-kids-2012-2

>>69434229
That's not true.

would you jump off a plane if they told you 6 out of 10 parachutes didnt work?
thats why i wouldnt get married, or at least wouldnt do it with a spaniard, in spain.

>>69441770
>4/10 chance to die
Sounds good.