>after a rash of american shitposting on /int/ the UN decided

>>69427654
Fine we'll take California, someone has to

>>69427694
Take Baja too, pls.

>>69427654
we'll reclaim the rebel colonies please

New York I guess, need to get our colony back.
We gotta do something about all the kikes and liberals there though.

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>>69427654

>so /int/ which state does your cunt claim

all of them and we already sent our mexican explorers in advance, rest of the world GTFO.

FL

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Pennsylvania ofc. Pic related.

>>69427654
Minnesota

>>69427654
Kentucky for Fort Knox and because it looks like a literal piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken

>>69436712
Should rename it to Fort Unox

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>>69427654
Texas fuck yeah
Spain can have the southern 99% spic parts tho

Alabama claimed

>>69427654
You damn well know which ones. Give them back, give them back, give them back!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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the only viable answer

Red: to britain
Purple: to france
Yellow: To spain
kaki: to Mexico
Brown: To canada
Light green: To russia


and hawaii gain independence, same for puerto rico

>>69437640
I like this, let's go for it

>>69437640
That purple section was sold fair and square by Napoleon to Thomas Jefferson. You'd at least have to pay the Americans back what they paid Napoleon for it, plus inflation. I think that would still be a bargain, though. Let me check.

Wow... only $233 dollars by 2011 fiscal standards according to Google. That WOULD be a bargain.

>>69437738
$233 Million. Forgot the million part.

>>69437640
Britain was the only one that ever put sizeable populations in their colonies. Jean Baptiste Labatt French Canadian fur trader operating in the middle of nowhere isn't much of a claim to a huge state.

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Iowa claimed.

>>69437882
the majority of the biggest cities in the french area were founded by french traders or served as french forts, deal with it.

>>69437929
Iowa has a large amount of Germans and Irish people

>>69437995
By that logic the Dutch would have a lot of New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, etc.

>>69438073
and? It's one of the whitest states.

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>>69438101
Perfectly fine with this
Get ready to eat raw herring, celebrate King´s day, yell at the weather and eat little deep-fried balls filled with ragout.