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cara

>>69406661
#bregret

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kay-on

>You will never bully pornstars and get millions of views

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfX1RT8Rjao&list=PL2DF3673D1DF139A3&index=4

hard brexit for hard willies

Can scientists even explain what wind is?

Science: 0
Christianity: 1

just ate ass

>>69406661
explain to me the downsides of brexit because this makes it look amazing

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>>69406741

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behold; /r9k/

>>69406661

Replaying Silver, rate party, I'm up to the fourth Gym:
Flaffy
Oddish
Quilava
Nidorino
Koffing
Togepi

Gotta be hard, hard all the way.

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nth for a hard, solid, tight Brexit

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reminder

hmm

http://www.strawpoll.me/12015624

Why can't you cretinous little cunts stay in a thread for longer than 300 posts? Do you all really have such a short attention span?

Fuck me I'm never coming back here.

Only a hard Brexit will do

>>69406792
all of the above

>>69406810
good riddance

>Mum picked up some lovely cuts from an Italian deli on NYE
>Dad came round for a meal on New Year's Day
>Sat round a board with all the meats, olives, pate and nice bread drinking wine and beer with the family all day

Was nice

>>69406792
1. Eat half a box of mini rolls
2. Throw the other half in front of train
3. Throw yourself in front of same train

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>>69406810
DONT LEAVE

>>69406827
FOB

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Time for bed englels, you've got work in the morning

>>69406810
see you tomorrow

>>69406810
see you in 5 minutes

>>69406819
I thought Switzerland and Norway were supposed to be the shining examples for Brexiteers?

Anyone else looking to emigrate this year?
Can't be doing with this fading nation 2bh. Wish I could enjoy living here but it's not possible

Why didn't Dewey just go to the normal classes instead of pretending to be retarded and staying in with the spazes?

mini rolls

one beer, cottage cheese, one hard boiled egg, and a multivitamin for brekkie

mini rolls and hard brexit

>>69406898
he felt bad for the tards and stayed to make their lives more tolerable

>>69406792
>I'm rich and famous

Why is it speaking like brits?

*assumes the power stance*

hard brexit or mini rolls?

my new flat is PENG lads

barratt new build quality throughout, plus situated right in the centre of town

>>69406938
because fuck you thats why

>Hard Brexit
>Soft Brexit

May is just throwing buzzwords and terms around to try and confuse and make Leave voters feel guilty.

Reckon we should go for a non-Newtonian brexit.

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>>69406973
DANELAD!

hard brexit or soft mini rolls ?

>>69406956
*teleports behind you*

>>69406995
ooblexit?

>mini rolls
mini baps you mean

*mini roll*

>>69406763
That's not going to happen though. It's just some sperg fantasy of the UK having its cake and eating it. The EU won't agree to that 'cause it'd incentivize other countries leaving.

CANDY MANNNNNN

>>69406995
The kind that doesn't stop? What's next after leaving the EU? Leaving earth?

>>69407003
haha alri

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Soft Pretzel please

mcdonalds chicken has suddenly started tasting different

think they may have started to use chicken instead of flavoured polystyrene

>>69407005
Throw Brexit in front of train.

>>69406897
yes lad, just not sure where.

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Woops xxx

>>69406763
This is the scenario that will likely happen because the Chancellor and minister for brexit both want it to happen

Spergs are annoyed because we keep free movement

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12015552/r

Currently eating a five guys. Don't understand the hype. Two local burger places near me are both much nicer, and cheaper. £4 for medium fries? Are they off their fucking heads?

>>69407073
No one cares you fat shite

reckon we should go for a radical centrist brexit

Need to get to Galveston, Texas.

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>>69406792
these are actually called Ho Hos but thanks for playing

>>69407098
im a skinny twat

>>69407045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYNKpaNewew

>>69407084
Easy: Europe (before Article 50)
Easy-ish: Commonwealth
Hard: US, China
Hardest: Third world

Take yer pick

>>69407078
hard train or soft train?

need to filter leafs 2bh

just horrendous posters

>>69407111
FOY

Ah yes, it's a Leave voters don't understand what they are voting for when the government doesn't even know the consequences of leaving the EU episode.

my music so loud, I'm swangin

>>69407095
ah yes where have i seen this exact post before

>>69407106
what's stopping you

>>69407031
Yes they will you stupid cunt

Iceland, norway and switzerland already have this

business idea: throw brexit rolls under a train

>>69407048
No, as in a brexit which does this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1Op_1yG6lQ

>>69407111
Americans ripped off?

>>69407095
its a fad, same as nandos. People go there to feel socially relevant.

>>69407085
what am I like eh?

>>69407175
So the softer the brexit, the harder the brexit?

business idea: hide article 50 until after theresa's deadline to embarrass her

Currently eating a five guys. Don't understand the hype. Two local burger places near me are both much nicer, and cheaper. £4 for medium fries? Are they off their fucking heads?

>>69407084
please immigrate to the united states

>>69407165
>*looks up Norway, Iceland and Switzerland*
>*was never a member of the European Union*

Hmm...

>>69407145
when i went to Canada. I found the people there to be great. polite, nice, funny, good sports all round. why is it on here, nearly everyone posting under a leaf is pretty much terminally autistic? it's really much more apparent than with any other country.

>>69407031
the EU is falling apart though

surely even moldy twats like juncker realize that

there is no objective test that can absolutely determine the presence of consciousness

>>69407214
Give greencard you utter slob.
You made it impossible for whitey to immigrate, and easy for darkie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Er5YdMIahY

me threatening some paki nonce

hey lads

don't forget about me

feeling a bit left out

>>69407206

Newcastle? There's one in my city but it seems incredibly overpriced and I've heard it'd a bit shit really. You can get the same quality of food at Weatherspoons but cheaper.

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>People go there to feel socially relevant.

>>69407241
Marry me? xx

>>69407230
consciousness is all that exists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2uX42F27LM

CHOOOON
H
O
O
O
O
N

just made a bagel with peanut butter and jam

seems to be a physical impossibility for poortherners to go to five guys without making a post here complaining about the price

>>69407256
>same quality of food at Weatherspoons

wrong

Smashing my knackers with hard brexit rolls so they become socially relevant, lads

>>69407194
Or the harder the brexit, the softer the brexit. Didn't really think the analogy through that far tbqh.

>>69407217
Yes, exactly

We are leaving the EU and rejoining the EFTA (we formed it before joining the community proper)

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>>69407241
>you utter slob
rude...

>>69407230
death does

is it just me or is it way easier to be friends with girls?

lads just don't make the effort with me

immigration will never slow down. hard brexit soft brexit no brexit it doesn't matter. white people aren't having enough babies to fill the pension blackhole. by 2030 we will have net migration of 1 million per year and parts of london will be as dense as kowloon.

>>69407230
*HEEMs you*

Where's your precious consciousness now?

Gerard died of flu

>>69407159
I don't know? not from me. It's the first time I tried five guys outside America.
>>69407189
hmmmmmmmm seems autistic. I wont bother going back to the one in my city again, now that I know it's not as good as other places.

apparently the Five Guys here is more expensive and taste worse than the one in the US

just ordered an all day breggsit roll from the cafe lads

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>dad runs business from home
>mum left her emails open
>see a load from my dad that things like "yo bitch print this" or "be-yach more printing"

Hate my dad, he thinks farting is funny too

>>69407342
definitely more expensive
it didn't seem to try and be some high class place in yankland, which they're trying here

>>69407206
stop copying me

>>69407230
Can't you test for sentience though? As in testing stimuli reactions and problem solving?

Not so sure about the EU falling apart really.

After the 2008 financial crisis the Telegraph kept predicting the euro was going to collapse next week for the following 3 years.

>>69407358
that's quite funny desu

>>69407371
Mate Nigel gets paid in euros so his purchasing power has increased the cheeky twat lol

>>69407358
shut the fuck up, your dad sounds like a legend

>>69407391
this is my image mate i don't think you asked for permission to save it

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>>69407371
Oh no the numbers moved. Here take all of my freedom please just fix the completely irrelevant meaningless numbers.

>>69407391
went to school with the admin of that page

>>69407391
how was he caught?

>>69407165
Except there's other referendums this year and it's most likely that the EU would want to take a hard line to make exiting the EU look like a bad idea.

Those other countries secured these trade deals decades ago.

>>69407369
five guys goes for the 50s diner aesthetic here which maybe you don't have over there??? idk though

leds still waiting on me grades

nervous about applications for grad schemes

>>69407281

the world is all that is the case

>>69407439
left his jaw at the crime scene

I know Pot Noodles are shit but really looking forward to eating the Bombay Badboy before bed.

i always thought manuals were retarded shitboxes, when i get into my car and i have to use it it feels like i am back in the age of steam

i prett much expect charlie chaplin to come help me with his wrench every time i have to use this clunky shit

why do i have to use retarded levers that aren't even convenient
aren't we almost in the age of self-driving cars ?
and we still use this ?
for what reason ?

would you also have me use typewriters and vinyl discs ? what the fuck

>>69407453
FONT

>>69407403
lol

>>69407288
>jam

i think you mean jelly

jam is that specialty shit you find at hippie stores

>>69407444
Britain literally created the efta, those countries didn't secure the deals over decades you mong

Anyway it's not up to the EU if we join the efta it's up to Switzerland, Norway and Iceland

time to iron my work shirts

>>69407466
Those and the curry ones are alright

>>69407227
So they'll roll over, let the UK have the best of both worlds and so immediately bolster support for every anti-EU party in Europe?

>>69407470
fanny, manuals are fun

>>69407320
impossible. we don't the infrastructure to support continued growth at that level. Nor do we have to room to adapt current infrastructure to accomodate said growth. Something's got to give. And it will. I reckon the powers that be will organize a cull, probably through large scale terrorist or nuclear attacks, or a virus, who knows. Either way, lots of people have to die in order to keep humanity at a comfortably functional level

>yanks put fucking jelly on toast

canNOT make this shit up

>>69407446
kinda goes for that here as well, but somehow seems to be marketed as a fancy place to eat when it's just another fast food place

>>69407510
the worst part is clutch pedal

if you never used it you'd be amazed what a retarded thing it is

basically a mechanism that makes it so you can't just press the accelerator you have to game this little pedal on the left where you push a little but not too much and pray to god it works

how is it supposed to work you ask ?
well you're supposed to "just feel it lol"
its dumb

its dumb and frustrating and basically an unnecessary minigame that probably killed millions of people already

thats all manual cars are : a fucking minigame
the goal is to somehow balance the pressure between your two feet and still pay attention to everything else somehow, because this totally isnt inconvenient enough to require your full attention

and, if you fail the minigame, well you literally die

i hate it

>>69407486
Didn't Norway say they don't want us in it?

Besides it'd still mean freedom of movement which the Mail reading Rorkes will have an embolism over.

>>69407494

Yeah, I can't really eat Pot Noodle anymore after being spoiled by Nong Shim noodles I get from my local Chinese shop. They are basically thrice the size and about forty pence cheaper too. I feel you get more for them and actually feel filling.

honestly hate Berkshire

>>69407531
how fucking autistic are you? and like 18 years old to boot?

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What would you say you actually DO here...

???

>>69407531
foy

>>69407515
that's what i had for breakfast

>>69407127
Canada is the plan

omagh

watched the TG burma special last night

really wish I had friends to go on road trips with...

>>69407579
looks like dr cox on the left

what in tarnation

watching you lot destroy yourselves over brexit is fun

>>69407531
lmao holy shit dude
i drive a manual and only manage to fuck it up when i'm high

>>69407486
>You
>Reading comprehension

I didn't say they formed them over decades, I said they got them decades ago. The political landscape has changed dramatically since then. Even then Norway, Iceland and Switzerland are unlikely to allow the UK to join because the UK economy is more than twice bigger than all the rest combined, massively overexposing the whole EFTA.

>>69407515
>brits put toast on toast
impossible to fabricate

South Armagh

>>69407127
Germany would be nice.

>they're playing some anti-white black slavery song at Trump's inauguration

Lol

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Why don't british people consider moving to Ireland?

>>69407632
They didn't get them decades ago we got them for them decades ago

The fact of the UK economy being larger is a good thing for the efta because it gives it more negotiating power

>>69407497
if they think they'll be dragged out of the EU in a couple of years they might not want to set a precedent they'll have to follow

>>69407619

as opposed to the Irish, who voted against the EU treaty but it was forced on them regardless.

suppose the irish are used to being bossed around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ALU4IpoTZE

LORD HELP ME

TAKE A LOOK LADS

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>>69407651
>anti-white

Ello im British haha :)

>>69407679
Hello Tramarcus DeQuaycoious III

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>>69407515
they're different things numbnut

>>69407660
because i already live in the UK

Not gonna lie lids, im actually a bit jealous of how dank the memes coming out of Sweden are this week

>>69407531
Are you currently learning to drive or something? Once you've learned then driving a manual isn't even hard

>>69407660

They did and set up universities, and roads, and libraries and civilized the island.

>>69407608
I think it's the same person

>>69407678
top keek

>>69407651
What song's that then?

>>69406669
this 2bh

>>69407608
Have you considered that's him?

What's the benefit of manuals nowadays?

I know in the past manuals were much more efficient than automatics, but my understanding is that there's hardly any difference now. Pretty sure Mercedes etc. produce mostly automatics so it can't just be a yank thing.

>>69407660

There is too many brits here already

I really REALLY don't want to go to work tommorow

>>69407660
fuck off we're full

>>69407676
why are you always so desperate for brit posters approval lol sad wanker

>>69407730
O Canada

>>69407715
what's this

>>69407745
I find it more enjoyable, engaging and rewarding. Autos are bitch-mobiles.

>>69407660
THE VIRTUOUS ARMED STRUGGLE WILL BE IGNITED ONCE MORE SHOULD ANY OF YE DIRTY BRITISH BAWSTAWRDS STEP FOOT ON THIS BEAUTIFUL GAELIC ISLE

>>69407774
>>69407773
>>69407762
>>69407751
SNAP

>>69407745
literally nothing other than toxic masculine dickwaving

>>69407727
>>69407739
perry is a doctor not an office worker how can they be same person

>>69407745

The main benefit would be when you are trying to overtake somebody without dying because the automatic gearbox decided to go up a gear when you didnt want to do that

helen mirren?

>>69407745
MANLY
GRR MANUAL
CONTROL OF THE CAR
GRRRR MANLY MACHO GRRRR

>>69407667
>The fact of the UK economy being larger is a good thing for the efta because it gives it more negotiating power

Switzerland is a country that's literally famous for putting stability before anything else. Norway has a very similar outlook. Severely doubt they'd swap their current stability for UK-dominated bargaining power.

>>69407822
Career change?

>>69406763
the EU is more willing to wait for the deadline than allow that deal with the UK. That's the fantasy best-case scenario

>>69407774

is anything I said false?

The Irish of all people should be among the most euroskeptic of all. They blatantly ignored the democatic will of ireland.

but whether domination from Rome, or London, or Brussels, they appear to enjoy subordination.

>>69407745
Learned to drive in my mum and dad's car and they've got a manual

Like many things in life, status quoism

It isn't that much harder to learn to drive a manual compared to an automatic

>>69407853
that's a shame he was a good doctor x

>>69407858

Fuck off Ho Chi Minh

>>69407745
well they used to be far more fuel efficient. less the case nowadays though. what IS still the case is that manual transmissions are far cheaper to repair. not that i should really be discussing this on /brit/ since 99% of people here have the automotive understanding of an 80 year old woman

>>69407745
Sometimes when I'm feeling naughty I rub my bum against the stick to feel the vibrations of the engine.

London could feasibly be 25% white british within a few decades

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WE

>>69407824
Wouldn't it just go down a gear when you slow down anyway?

>>69407841
Macgellen Pillen?

>>69407778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbQFq4oKwbM

>>69407858
nothing i said was false either lol

>>69407850
Whatever you say
http://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/post-brexit_switzerland-is--open-to--britain-rejoining-efta/42609748

http://uk.reuters.com/article/us-britain-eu-efta-idUKKCN10T1E0

Applied to a civil service job lads

Hate all that bullshit about competencies.

>>69407917

by the end of the century there will be no white people left in london. it will be detroit on a bigger scale

Went to the jobcentre the other day, was concerned that other people's information was still being logged into the computer.

Told the security guard about the clear internet history when exiting browser and they told me to fuck off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig

me and the lad

>>69407921
THE NORRRRRRTHERN BROTHERS

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI

ah yes, the vibrant metropolis known as """""London""""", what I would give to live here

>>69407922
shut up you fucking moronic child

>>69407745
good lad

both my parents have been quite ill recently. not sure how long they have left. they are all i have. I got to thinking what will I do when they are gone. And i'll honestly probably just kill myself, seems a waste, but i dont think i can deal with the stresses of life alone. i would never tell my parents that, it would devastate them. i promise when it happens i'll livestream it here, though, you worthless excuses for human beings are the closest thing i have to friends, least i can do really. thanks for reading

>>69407855
Find it hilarious how fucking delusional Brexiteers are.

Don't think it'll make a massive difference either way but they seem to think the streets are going to be paved with gold and Europe's going to beg to throw advantages at the UK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naXEF8gr7EU

>>69407922

Yeah but thats not what I'm saying

>you are trying to overtake mr.magoo going at 40 mph
>road is not exactly safe to overtake on so you have to careful and pick your moment
>your moment comes
>you are accelerating around him in the opposite lane
>oh no! the gearbox just went up a gear and now you have no acceleration
>there is a truck coming the other way!
>you are dead!

Thats why you dont drive an automatic car

>>69407855
>Fantasy best case scenario

No it isn't, it's quite literally just efta membership spelled out

>>69407977
its called culture sweetie x

>Inb4 May calls for a general election once both Labour and UKIP are weakened enough so they don't stand a chance

Reminder Corbyn is nothing but a plant to destroy the Labour party from the inside.

>>69408012
Dont be a beyata leftist

WE
THE
NOOOOOOOOOOORTHERN
BROTHERS

will be here for you

>>69407970

thor must be one of the most physically imposing men to ever live

hopefully article 50 does reach the deadline that's the brexit I want

>>69407917
Aren't white people leaving it in droves? Yes, it won't take long

>>69407996
Is that that thick?

Sorry, I've never driven an automatic before.

the best part about manuals is taking corners

when you clutch but keep the revs up then engage in 2nd as you're hitting the apex. ahh... miss it I do

>>69408065
not sure what you mean but thanks, i think.

i want to cum on yui's tights

>>69407917
Cape Town is still 32% white

How long before London is less white than a sub Saharan African city

>>69408065
can't say i'm a fan of this meme

>>69408138
why don't you just drive a manual car, then? I understand they exist there

may have a lead on a french qt lads

>>69408162
would fucking batter you paedo around

some people are bald but when you look at them you don't think "he is bald"

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>>69408138

>implying canada has corners or manual cars

>>69408137
if you'd driven any sort of car you'd realise you don't want to change up gears when attempting to overtake as quickly as possible you utter troglodyte

>>69408120

leaving and dying off fast. i dread to think what the ethnic breakdown of primary age children is.

need a (You)

>>69408012
i know the feeling mate but lately i've been thinking it's better to just jump into moving out, at least that way i'll be forced to learn how to deal with life rather than surviving because of my parents

>enroll my kid in school in london
>the backlog is 5 years long
>Finally gets in
>class is 99% 'sheeds
>kid gets bullied because he isn't a muslim

ah yes, such a vibrant metropolis

Sydney Cosmetic Surgery Clinic
https://www.instagram.com/drnaomi1/
Some great videos of needles jabbing into lips, hope you enjoy it!

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>>69408241

>>69408191
Can't say I'm a fan of beyata leftists but still you are here

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..

>>69408223
*Overtakes you in 1st*

cant call yourself european if you drive an automatic

britons will have no problem with this however

>>69408012
will watch it out of respect if I'm OL x

been driving a manual for almost two years but i'm still not very good at it

what is this irish insect going on about overtaking cars and trucks and shit i feel like i am reading actual autistic nonsense on the screen

>>69408302
photoshop

>>69408308

*fan belt snaps*
*you keep driving anyway*

>>69408318
yanks like you lack the finesse and subtlety required

▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶▶

>>69408318
Do Americans consider yourself a problem driver for owning a manual?

>You'll never date a K-ON

>>69408261
I have moved out. I live alone, with crippling anxiety, depression, and various other physical health issues. mum and dad are only a phone call away though. i dont work, just on bennies, and i don't know how applying for them works, all i know is it's hard and certain things have to be done a certain way. they'll probably be revoked if i'm in charge of them, i'm useless. and i dont fancy being homeless or penniless, i'd sooner end it, that's not an existence really.

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>A cute girl will never love you

>>69408192

I used to drive a manual. for about 2ish years. we do have them but they are rare and getting rarer. few new car models are stick

>>69408218

funny, I didn't know ireland had roads. figured you still walked barefoot everywhere

*reverses down the motorway*

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Work soon

▶
▶▶

EXIT LIGHT
ENTER NIGHT
TAKE MY HAND
____ ___ __ _____ _____ ____!

>>69408378
no, they think its cool i suppose

>>69408186
Pretoria's already more white than London or New York

*Exits stage left, pursued by a bear*

>>69408438
No

>>69408438
i think you're cool B)_~

Why do normies mistake depression for apathy then try and make it fashionable?

>>69408438
no we think you're a tool

>>69408302
Other than the SS units stringing up children and old men for not fighting there were no young men left in Berlin by that point m8

Look up volkstrum

Driving a manual is for fedoras

>>69407745
>What's the benefit of manuals nowadays?

nothing really if you have no interest in cars

>>69407824
you can change gear yourself if thats the case on most modern manuals>>69408138

>>69408138

>when you clutch but keep the revs up then engage in 2nd as you're hitting the apex. ahh... miss it I do

either you've never driven a manual or you are a terrible driver

>>69408486
they're self absorbed

also there seems to be an effort to publicize it from health services etc.

>>69408533
>most modern manuals

*autos

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tune desu

>>69408486
its a scapegoat to blame your shortcomings on

don't understand people who obsess over pets, especially people with cats/dogs that think they are the same as a human

>>69408562
me

>>69408533

no I drove a manual for a couple years. explain

>>69408486
To this day I have no idea what constitutes "depression". Is it just a meme?

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Just cooked up some mash lads

>>69408582
henk van helden

>>69408512
>>69408479
ok well that settles it lol

>>69408486
being depressed is not fashionable. i fucking hate it, it's embarressing, feel utterly worthless. when i meet people irl i do my absolute best to fake being totally normal, lie about having a job or a girlfriend because of the absolute shame of having to say i'm depressed and a worthless layabout that is good to nobody. when people start openly talking about their depression, i just assume them idiots, attention seekers. i'd give anything not to be this way.

>>69408388
then i'd say just get serious and find a part time job, it helped me a lot and i'm glad i did it, it forced me to get the necessary social skills to make friends (and to handle the banter), you might hate it but at least it's something, you can't say you didn't try before necking yourself. literally just go on like the bloody tesco or aldi website and fill in an application

>>69408562
Didn't he just win the darts?

Putting in the Sunday roast lads.

>>69408533

He must be talking about going around a junction at about 20 mph

Big fan of the old association soccer

>>69408595
Depression is when a girl hugs you and you don't get that warm fuzzy feeling, you know?

hmm

http://www.strawpoll.me/12015624/r

alleys of your mind

>>69408575
don't think anyone thinks they are human
doggos are nice though

>>69408615
me opinion counts for more than theirs m'dudio

reminder mini rolls

>>69406735
A convection of air due to temperature differences.

>>69408654
Girls don't hug me.

>>69407319
Ur defo gay lad, see a doctor asap

have to be up at 6:30 tomorrow for an 8:00 shift. hate being a wagewanker

>>69408438
I meant to write professional. Shitty autocorrect

Is being a celebrity or assistant to a famous person a fun job? I was wondering how I break into that area.

new

>>69408673
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>>69408673
>>69408673

shan't be opening that strawpoll nor shall i be giving you a (You)

>>69408582
if it was van BELLEND maybe

>>69408662
i don't think you've met one of the weirdos with a cat/dog that think they have complex emotions and talk to the animals as if they understand

Lads, who /african/ here?

>>69408595
Different types and different degrees. Reactionary depression is often a natural response to a traumatic event (death of a spouse, parent etc.) that just drains any happiness out of life, but generally resolves on its own once the grieiving process ends. Pathological depression is generally assumed to be some kind of neurotransmitter imbalance causing low mood for no reason, generallyaccompanied by lethargy and alternating between apathy and anxiety. The general way its diagnosed is because people notice a change from how they used to be.

>>69408594
If your driving fast you shouldn't change gear mid corner

>>69408635
>Have to wear my shirt rolled up for my course
>Massive scars on my arm from a failed suicide attempt

Nobody generally asks but when they do it's burns from a three-tiered oven tray

>>69408636
I don't leave my house unless it's to jump straight in my car and go to a parents house. i am a literal autist, diagnosed aspie. i fucked up secondary school. after school i had various jobs until i was 20. got fired from every single one, usually for exploding at a boss, collegue, customer. no control over my emotions. more recently my lungs have started to 'decompose' or something. they dont know exactly what it is, but i cough up blood and chunks of lung daily, also have IBD, there's almost nothing i can eat without having to shit 5 to 9 times in the hour that follows. i appreciate your replies and sentiment, i really do. but if i could just fill out an application form and go work a job i'd have done it a long time ago. happy new year tho m8

Went to a five guys once and it was shite, don't know what the hype is about. Yanks need to stop bringing their runtish chains over here.

>>69408982
this is /brit/ not /blogpost/ love x

>>69408997
agreed, but the soft drink selection is cool. Strawberry sprite isn't bad