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Actually Turkish sounds like a car starting

Rümdümdümdümdümdüm

>>69389409
Dürüm gülüm ölüm bölüm dölüm gözüm yüzüm özüm

All of these are actual words tb.h

>>69389557
Oh i forgot çözüm and üzüm

>>69389557
vocaroo please

>>69389628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XJvdpwFCIv

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>>69389812
10/10

>>69389951
Ös and üs are not that hard actually

>>69390122
Do you have them in your language?

>>69390201
We don't have ö.Only you and some Germanic languages do.We have always had ü though,but it is written y.

>>69389628
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11HrhZkHPvy

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>>69389557
göllüm göllüm

>>69389557
looks like mordor speech

>>69389812
Sounds like you have Down syndrome

>>69390339
afaik black speech of mordor was based on turkey

>>69390344
It's hard to pronounce ö since it's not native to me

>>69390367
whoa

>>69389219
HUEHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>69390367
>black speech
not even close

Tell me please, how sounds Russian?

>>69391437
Just like portuguese.

>>69391437
Дpaжa Пpaжa Блaшa Здpaжy Maлaтaйa

>>69391656
Portugese sounds like Spanish with a Slavic accent

>>69391437
Because most of the porn I watch are russian actresses, I have developed a fetish toward girls speaking russian.

>>69391685
>>69391731
Spoken Spanish sounds just like spoken Greek tbhfam

Chinese sounds like noseless ayy lmaos speaking

>>69389219
Chechechechecheche

>>69391437
Privet trivet ushka kushka babushka
Russian pronunciation is really hard for a turkish speaker

>>69391782
УEAH ИO

>>69391685
Maybe. There was a Russian exchange student in my uni who would say that often he would mistake Portuguese for Russian when he wasn't near the talk.

>>69390253
They are also very common in Hungarian

>>69389219
>Tüüüüçüüüüüüüüü Jüüüü çüüüüü tüüüüüüüü
It should be much more R L T and A E intensive.

>>69390339
It is.

>>69389219
>Czech
Strč prst skrz krk

>German
Hail hanz banz der bruderschtrunger

What does Albanian sound like?

>Swedish
Hoget bögar un maspen kütöt

>>69395173
Accurate

>>69395609
lots of "po" sound, and mixture of Italian and some Slav language,

>>69395609
Del ula fallos titibatita

>>69389219
>Portuguese
ãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoãoão

>>69395609
It sounds like those south european langueges to me to be honest. I'm judging by some song which was popular some time ago , it is the only Albanian I've ever heard

>>69395837
Huehue

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Two polish guys walk at road, and then one of them hears "-Czczergzczorzg Brzgdzenkczikewziczc". He asks "–Did you say something?"
"–No I just stepped on glass"

>>69396066
>khan'd

>>69396066
Two kazakh sit in a table, and then one of them hears "-Kang borup jar jan bang mang dokup". He asks "-Did you say something?"
"-No I am just eating cereals"

>>69396066
top kek

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Two turks get into a car.
"Rümdümdümdümdümdüm"
"Did you say something?"
"No,I was starting the car"

>>69396360
Two turks stand on a table, and then one of them hears "-shurum burum alla turum ". He asks
-Did you say something?
-No

Two autisms are shitposting on /int/ and then one of them hears "allahu akbar". He asks "Did you say something?" and the other says "No, I'm silently shitposting in my basement and contemplating sudoku"

Here's a video with 3 Albanian dialects
https://youtu.be/w4IRvo5OwCU

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>Arabic
*spitting and gagging*

>American English
*high pitched nasal whining*

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Two brits sit at a table.
"Bloody 'ell"
"Did you say something"
"No, I was gagging on cock"

>>69391782
This.
However, this holds true only for Spain Spanish. It's as if Greek was backwards Spain Spanish: the sounds are quite similar but can't make sense out of them. It takes a while for me to realize I'm not understanding anything they say.
Latin American Spanish is different.

>>69396775
kek it's so bad that it made me laugh

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>>69389219
> Hungarian
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2pPua-9yHw
Tevék ura!
Te tevél tevévé engem eleve,
Teveled nem ér fel tevefej tétova veleje.
Te terved veté a tevevedelô tavat tavaly távol,
de tévednél, vélvén,
vén híved neved feledve
elvetemedve
vádol.
Nem! Vidd te tevelelkem hovatovább tova,
mivel levet - vert vederbe
feltekerve - nem vedelve
lett betelve
a te tevéd szenvedelme.
Te nevedbe
legyen eme
neveletlen tevetetem
eltemetve!

Two Poles at the table.
"pszcz rzcz z pczsz w szc"
"what the fuck did you just say about my mother you faggit imma wreck ya lets rumble"
"naj fąm, i was just beatboxing"

>>69397269
>*spitting and gagging*
??

>>69389219
>Vietnamese
được sử dụng để tạo nên những từ ngữ đặc

>>69396775
>>69398330
r u germans on vacation

>>69398330
LOL

>Dutch
iik ook iik ook prutspraat

>>69391870
actually it does
i'd only heard spic spanish before and i didnt know how the actual spanish spoke it and it sounds exactly like gayreek

>>69389219
>mono reculiao barsa conchetumare.. y que wea que si no tenemos vida aweonao , porlomenos no andamos pendientes de las weas que hacen los otros culiaos .. aweonao hijo de perra .. y porlomeno no ago topicks culiaos aweonaos tirandole chuchas a todos los culiaos , mal nazio reculiao .. chupa la penca maraco reculiao , siesque te quedan labios po aweonao de mierda aunque lo dudo po culiao si eri tan adicto a la tula , hijo de la perra mal nazia tonto reculiao .. mal pario culiao nomas conchetumare.. anda aecharte crema en el poto tonto reculiao que lo teni ma rojo que la perra reculia .. sapo conchetumare , menos mal que no tenemos vida tonto reculiao y vo igual andai metio en estawea de foro .. sapo conchetumare noma .. barza reculiao .. me voi a reculiar a tu mama mal nazio culiao como por quinta vez perro culiao
>aweonao culiao hijo de la gran trola de clitoris hinchado con lepra adicta al pene venenoso, seguro tu posteai weas muy coherentes po saco e wea maricon conchagrande de tu puta y sarnosa madre, jajaj pseudo-humano deserebrado, seguro ando muy pendiente de los demas no teni ke estar ni 2 dias registrado en esta caga pa darse cuenta de ke la mayoria no tiene vida

hon hon hon le baguette madame very goood hon hon hon sacrebleu

Any "language" that uses articles, genders for inanimate objects, silent letters, sounds written by combinations of letters and other useless shit and doesen't have rule of harmony need to get extinct.

>>69403531
too difficult for your small brain ?