Such is life in Rushka

Moj tortek ima 9 jaja.

>>69343910
>tort is too fat

What,the fuck did he mean by this?

Your mum obviously cares about your figure. Give her a break, I'm sure she works very hard to keep you clothed fed and sheltered.

>>69343910
are you fat anon?

sounds like it was a hint that you should lose some weight

>>69343910
sounds good mum desu

>>69344691
This, to be honest
OP, listen to your mom, you little shit

>>69344269
>are you fat anon?
No, 62 kg

>>69345513
It was definitely a hint, but if it is not because you're fat, it is probably her showing you that she's the boss in the house and that it is time that you should find your own place to live and get a job?

i wanna fugg OP's mom
is she single? she's cute

Dear diary: The tort was fat

why are russians such manchildren?

Move the fuck out already, holy shit

>>69346262
kek

She obviously just didn't want you to born. You should enslave her if you want to restore the justice.

>>69346226
You can fuck my dad's cock if you pay me $300. :-D

I have no idea what i'm reading.

>>69346351
I have just reported you to anti gay team of kgb for promoting lgbt

no one knows what the fuck a tort is kek

>>69346761
As far as I know, he tried to say cake

>>69346761
>>69346837
Pleb detected. I just misspelled it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torte

>>69346739
I have reported you to the SJW police. Prepare your anus.

>>69343910
Quarrel sir? No sir!

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>>69346262
>Dear diary: The tort was fat
>hfw

>>69347251
how the fuck can a cake be "fat"? that doesn't make any sense.

Yeah, torta just means cake in Eastern Europe.

>>69347562
he meant fattening, you autist

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>>69347251
>tort urodzinowy
>tort weselny

>>69346351
wtf you scammer?
your dad's cock isn't worth even $20!
he created you with it after all?

>>69347647
it's unfair to bully Poland for their language because it's just too retarded

I mean, who else would call french salat 'sałatka jarzynowa'

>>69347634
What kind of momscience shit is this?

Are Russians that uneducated? Do they think cake has some sort of magical properties that makes you fat?

>>69347836
>Do they think cake has some sort of magical properties that makes you fat?
Yes, such magic is called "calories"

>>69347882
Do the calories in cake somehow make you fatter than calories in tomatoes?

Stop chugging hand sanitizer, ivan.

>>69348015
But cake has more calories than tomato, though?

>>69348071
It costs more too. Hard to say which one has more calories per rouble.

>>69347742
>your dad's cock isn't worth even $20
For $20 you can keep on fucking your dad's sandnigger babydick, Antonio

>>69347251
torte my ass.
you wanted to say cake.
nice try buddy
tort is a legal term

>>69348015
yes, carbs make balloon. if you are endomorphish you better avoid simple carbs.

>>69348329
*make me

>>69348329
>endomorphish

Somatotypes don't exist. It was literally an idea thought of in the 1940's not really based on anything.

>>69343910
had a huge quarrel with my mom over drinking all her wine.
she went to sleep last night and I drank it all... it was complete shit and it turns out she had it for cooking purposes.

shoud've beaten the fuck out of her f a m

>>69348867
>spending glorious wine to cook
see >>69348943

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>>69349116
>tfw will never experience rakija culture

>>69348943
We aren't Muslims to treat women like dogs

i just woke up and my mom wants to beat me
dad already did this morning when i got home

>>69348867
u shud raep her then