>be American >have no middle name

>>69312242
>be spic
>have too many names

Lots of people from the south have middle names

>>69312242
Where did you hear this?

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>tfw your first name isn't Octavian and middle isn't August

The only person I know that doesn't have a nickname is from Quebec.

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>>69312242
I have a middle name dumbass

>be american
>be named tyrone leshawn rodriguez

>>69314109
t. tyrone leshawn rodriguez

>be Brazilian
>have no middle class

>>69312242
middle names are a third world thing

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>middle names are a third world thing

>>69316208
T. Aladdin allah aladinski

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>>69312242
>Sudaca referring to United States residents as Americans
Now I've seen everything

>>69316376
Why do i have a russian last name?

my middle name is David

>>69312242
My middle name is Ryan, what's yours OP?

>>69313945
nice hair very rapeable

>>69316376
>naming your kid allah

Absolutely haram. If you're gonna name your kid something with the names of G*d in it you need to put Abdi or Abed in front of it which means "slave of"

>His middle name isn't a surname

>>69316552
t. Chad Jameson Bradford Willingham Thundercock IV

>>69316440
You have a multicultural background obviously
>>69316544
Thanks sweden, we can always count with you to enrich us culturally

>be latino
>copy a paragraph from don quixote and use that as your middle name.

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>>69312242
>be non iberic
>have only 1 last name

>>69312242
>having a middle name
Literally for what purpose

>have middle name
>everyone makes puns about your name and famous people who share it

Kill me desu

>>69317378
>Quotes and flag don't match up
Are you Iberic my dude?

Also:
> [ first name ] [ mother's last name ] [ father's last name ]

That is the master race.

>>69313813
where do you live that you don't have a middle name?

>>69312242
I have 2 middle names plus my last name which is 4 syllables

so my name is like

First middle middle last last last

>>69313813
t. BillyBob CJ McKenzie

>>69326585
What happens when you have a child? Is he then
> [first name] [[mother's mother last name] [mother's father last name]] [[father's mother last name] [father's father last name]]
?

The 20th generation child is going to have 1048577 names in that system.

>>69316060
w e w

>>69316060
severely underrated

>>69328874
Imagine your the father:

> [Your child's first name] [Child's mother last name] [Your last name]

It's an easy consept don't know how you can mess that up.

>>69329582
What's [Your last name]? Your father's last name, mothet's, both?

>>69312242
My middle name is Joseph

>>69329631
Ok, I'm gonna give you an example.

I am Alberto Costa Barbosa.
My father's last name is Barbosa.
My mother's last name is Costa.

So by this logic my children's last name will be Barbosa for I am their father.


Is this good?

>>69326711
I'm from New York City, no middle name.

>>69329774
Got it, so only the male part of last name gets passed. That's logical and seems pretty standard.

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>>69329770
ME TOO

>>69316208
> its a arab pretends arabs aint shitholes post
:3

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>>69329862
Good job.
Btw do people in other country's have a family emblem? Like a coat of arms or something?

>>69330020
Usually not. It was true in the past, because some families remember them by tradition, I'm pretty sure I knew what mine was but I'm not able to recall right now.

>>69312242
Brazilians are stupid. I do have a middle name.

>>69330210
Wouln't it be on the internet tho?
Most portuguese family emblems are preaty easy to find.

>>69329774
t. Alberto Barbosa

MY MISDDL E NME IS JAMES

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>>69330298
You can meme about it but their coat of arms is preaty good.

>>69329631
Your father's