/brit/

might just have a wank

>>69311823
yeah okay potato boy. how about I come over there and shove my spud up your arse

https://twitter.com/AzealiaVideos/status/814847767063437312
ah yes, a mentally healthy woman

>having ANY mates
>having ANY plans
>doing ANYTHING other than posting on /brit/ like every other night

do one you absolute normblot puppets

>>69311805
>>69311805
got me thinking thoughts
dirty thoughts ;)

*dies*

Who spending new years alone?

>brothers mates are all predrinking downstairs
>im just sitting in my room drinking alone

>>69311805
Energy is now in the form of memes

reminder to drink light beer

>>69311850
me desu

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My new years resolution is to stop trying on /int/.

No matter what I do people will never see the brilliance of my posts so fuck all of you.

>>69311837
autism

Going to bed soon I think.

>>69311880
No one here is a normalfag.

All normals go on Facebook.

>>69311872
What the fuck is brujeria

Post Aisha and Sara and Rosy

what are the odds a gf will fall from the sky in the next 4 hours

really want to go for a midnight stroll tonight and take in the new year by staring up at the stars since you know that's what we're celebrating and all

>>69311946
Piss off lar go back to eire

>>69311865
lad I'd box the face of you easily

>>69311906
I think I genuinely hate the term "predrinks" now. Does this mean I'm an adult?

>>69311956
witchcraft
there are chicken feathers there, she's been sacrificing animals

>>69311934
good way to lose yous. no one likes leafs anyway

>>>/tv/77859768
>>>/tv/77859768

>>69311967
fairly low if you stay inside

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>A group of men thought to be a stag party has been photographed in Benidorm dressed as Jimmy Savile, Osama Bin Laden, Oscar Pistorius, Rolf Harris and Saddam Hussein, which shocked fellow guests. The men are said to have told other guests they were 'the Offenders', and were there to offend.

new years eve has to be one of the top sex days of the year. mental to think of how many willies will be entering fannies the world over.

>>69311805
That's not a computer, that's a cellphone

>>69311985
>>69311985
Oh. I thought it was some sex thing. I don't know which is better.

can't believe how daft you'd need to be to name your feminist campaign "he for she"

>tfw too smart to predrink

morning lads

>>69311979
hes right
a normoid who uses reddit thinks hes a hacker because of his internet knowledge

>>69311880
Shut up nerd

>>69311979
How dare you suggest I'd ever use a name or trip.

>>69311987
>no one likes leafs anyway

Exactly so why bother putting effort into a post that'll get looked over 'cause of my flag?

love it when you do a massive beer piss and it makes the water foamy desu

>>69311981
my big mate would do you in stone cold stunner style

>>69312000
Would Rolf wear a t-shirt with his own name and face on it?

I think he would actually, the twat.

>>69311984
im 20 and I always predrink
too expensive otherwise

>>69312000
went to a fancy dress party as saddam last year
went well, it's my tinder profile picture now

>>>/tv/77859768

TAKE ME OUT

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>heineken

how many terrorist attacks will there be tonight then

>>69312048
get a proxy?

>>69311926
>>69311946
>>69312030
>>69312068
>>69312062
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>>69312053
>my big mate
you like big guys?

>>69312048
i like canadians in /brit/

its yanks whose posts are totally insipid

>>69312050
a lot of my pisses do this
concerning

>>69312095
None where I am at least

Since I'm at home.

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>>69312000
>that ZR on the doll

>>69312115
*plants an IED under your chair*

heh, no mate of course not

Anyone else here worming their way into a party no one wants them at? One of my favourite ways to spend the new year.

>>69312048
Canadians are cool, it's the yanks that are cunts imo

>>69312110
wind your fucking neck in
yank posts are funny, canadians are just autistic

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>/brit/ celebrating the New Year tonight

>>69312000
People just can't handle banter anymore

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>go to have dinner with the family
>have some maize
>chink cunt grabs the bowl out of my hand and begins serving herself

BIG MISTAKE YU DUM HO

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

>>69312156
nearly did. Messaged a qt asking what she was doing tonight, she said her and her mates were going pub in the nearest town and invited me out. Ended up rejecting her offer though

I think I might just not bother with GF2017

GF2016 was an unmitigated disaster

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What did she do

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One day I entered a competition to meet with the cast of Harry potter, being a huuge fan. I forgot about after awhile, but a few weeks later I got an email saying I could meet with the cast! I rushed to the airport, flew to England and sure enough a car picked me up and took me to the set of the last movie, Ron, Harry, and hermione were waiting there to greet me. I was so excited I jumped right to asking questions. They were very friendly but emma was giving me a strange mischevious grin the entire time. As I was leaving she approached me and told me to go to a location scribbled on the back of a piece of paper she handed me. Without hesitation I rushed to the location to find a very very beautiful large house, I buzzed at the gate and the gate opened, closing and locking behind me. I strolled up to the door but before I could knock, It flung open revealing emma Watson in a sexy black lace night gown, she gave the same smirk from before and yanked me inside, but what happened next was far from what I was expecting...

>>69312156
one of my favorite things to do 2bh

>>69312167
why add the scenery in realtime?

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Why is FONT spammer back? I thought he died

>>69312208
wonder how many blokes have been up in her in that time

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>>69312201
why didn't I ask her to share a taxi home, she lived right beside me

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>>69312216
She pulled me to her bedroom and pushed me onto the bed, she told me to close my eyes, and I did. She begin tying me to the bed, tightly, I was not getting out of this room. She got on top of me and said something I never expected, or wanted. "Your new duty is to be my personal slave, the requirements are to lie here awaiting my beautiful plump little ass to consume your face, and for you to sniff up any gas that escapes my stinky crack do you understand." "I actually have some nasty one brewing right now, get ready!" She backs up her perfect toned booty towards your face as you try to wrap your head around what exactly is going on. But before you can say a word, you are sealed into a long contract, full of Dutch ovens and silent but deadly farts, assaulting your nose. " here comes the first big on- urgh uhh! Ouuu yeah that felt good, nice and wet ohh god and, *sniff sniff* oh that one is ripe, how does it smell down there, great Id imagine, uhh that feels so much bette- uh oh, this ones gonna be bad!" She covers her booty and your face completely underneath her sheets. "Dutch oven time slave, it's gonna be a good one, a real steamer, I did have that burrito for lunch after all. Oh yeah this is going to be raunchy."

>>69312201
reconnected with her over christmas after a couple of years and going on a date next week desu. thanks for reminding me!

>>69312156
>>69312201
>>69312203
>>69312220
>>69312251
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just had one of these
5/10, wouldn't buy again

>>69312165
yanks are boring, their whole shtick is a poor imitation of britposts, tiresome very quickly

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>>69312258
Phlarphergaaphhhhsplatpherrrsssssss a wet steamy burrito wind fumigates the hellish dungeon these pink flower sheets have become, a fart that hisses into your darkest fears, a gas you would expect from an obese Mexican man, not this seemingly sweet little Brit. "Oh yes, sniff it all up, because if you don't the punishment will make you wish you back in one of my signature Dutch- oh god here t comes!" A long warm silent fart steams the Dutch oven even more baking the smell deep into your nose, but terrified you take a deep inhale through your nose, just that second she splats out a steamy wet one that so unwillingly suck directly into your nose. "Oh my, aren't you a little go getter, If I had known you enjoyed them so, i would've done this much faster. And you better understand that that last deep breath is what I expect from here on out." You struggle as she slowly pulls down her panties under neath the gown reaveiling her perfect little brown hole.

>>69312265
you are a pizza melt

>>69312208
Told him traps were gay.

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done nothing but eat and drink pure shit for the last 2 weeks

the new year purge is going to be intense

>>69312194
>family
>chink
m8

>>69312262
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>>69312265
very runty

>>69312156
If by party you mean this thread and by favourite you mean only and by the new year you mean every night, then yes.

>>69312110
>>69312164
>>69312292
hi x

>>69312201
most of them were 6/10s so i didn't miss out on much

ONLY drink beer that was made in america and imported for consumption in the united kingdom and Ireland

>>69312201
I have a memory or two like that from when I was a teen
why do girls never say anything outright though? they're just as autistic desu

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didn't notice there was already a thread

>>69312194
There's a chink in Iceland?

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>>69312297
"Open your mouth and seal the hole shut with it, this next one will be tasty, and spicy and wet and oh my it will be the perfect storm, and here it comes now!" She strains as a wet spicy, juicy, steamy one explodes into your mouth, you feel desecrated, defiled, dirty, wishing you had never entered this competition but this is your life now, emma Watson owns you, and she will gladly use you as entertainment as she gasses you. She is your master, her ass owns you...

>>69312340
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>>69312292
I enjoy watching trying to understand and imiate british banter

the neurotypicals have started their pyrotechnic barrage

the war has begun

>>69312339
Which ones?

>>69312206
I had two gfs this year, still with the second one but I'm thinking about ending it. She's sexy but very dull

>>69312216
>>69312258
>>69312297
>>69312348
autism

(something about having friends)

>>69312396
>>69312405
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Whats your most autistic hobby?

>>69312395
ONLY very hoppy ones that taste of citrus, grapefruit and lychee

American pale ales if you will

>>69312164
>>69312110
speak for yourself potato muncher

>>69312396
Tell me your secrets

Ah who am I kidding, the secret is not to be an ugly unlikeable arsehole like myself

>>69312340
saying straight up "i like you" would be even more autistic, actually they're being quite obvious it's just that you weren't that interested in them so you weren't receptive to it

On the antipsychotics lads

Mind feels much clearer now

>>69312419
It's arial size 10pt thanks for asking :3

>>69312440
i dont have any hobbies unless wanking and sleeping count as hobbies

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>>69312339

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HahahahahahahahahahahahahahHhHhHhhHhHhHhH xxxxxxxxx

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what do brits call these

>>69312440
collecting silver coins and bars

>>69312108
I'd fucking suck your cock, don't fuck with me

Everyone getting drunk?

>>69312445
Not a fan of pale ales to be truthful.

>>69312495
remote control

>>69312495
picturebox switcheroo

>>69312515
Pale MUH HOPS Ales are a cancer on beer 2bh

>>69312495
Gizmo

In America all bills are private member's bills. #staywoke

>>69312440
Miniature painting.

>>69312449
I'm only semi good looking. My trick is to not go for English girls, they're just too picky and difficult to please

Yous still don't show for me

Can someone reply to test it

>>69312495
video wands

>>69312495
Didgeridoo, not even joking aha

>>69312495
anyone who calls it anything other than a clicker should fuck off to /cum/ desu

>>69312548
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>>69312548
>My trick is to not go for English girls

I'm only attracted to English girls. I'm only attracted to girls I can have a conversation with really.

>>69312495
Pretty sure that's a smibbly bibbly.

>>69312495
smibbly bibbly

>>69312495
Telly Wand

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budweisers been GAEL'D lads

stop replying to americans

>>69312495
the thing

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>>69312551
Here you go.

Taking this opportunity to post this picture because I feel it's become a lot more interesting since the time I saved it, with all the accusations that came out against Bill Cosby in the last year or so.

>>69312495
remote control

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>pale ales? No thanks m'lady I shall be sticking to chocolate stouts like real men do and as God intended! None of that faggy shit

>>69312589
Then find a nice foreign girl who can actually speak good English, there's plenty of them about.

If you call a remote control any of these then you need to be exterminated..

1. Flicker
2. Dipper
3. Clicker
4. TV wand
5. Masher

>>69312495
the thing

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ICE LAAAAD

>>69312636
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>>69312636
I honestly just live a bubble of only males. I only have male friends and only really work with guys. I can't use tinder because I'm too ugly, and I'm not charismatic or confident to just approach women.

Ah fuck it.

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>>69312638
bent double at this post

goin' t' crac' pen' n' ol' 'ger nd' 'hen' 'n ol' 'cide

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slav gf 2017
need slav gf

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hmmmmmmmm

makes you think

Read 57 books this year

>>69312638
have a word mate

just spent like 5 hours chatting to a cute chink
was fun

>>69312686
>>69312707
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wew lads

(You)'s are back

>canadian
>canadian namefag
holy fuck, can't imagine how bad his posts

Everytime I read or hear bent double I think of that one war poem that I had to study in English as a lad

>>69312735
That just depresses me usually. I enjoy it at the time but then when I'm lying in bed realising I'm alone as always it just makes me miserable.

>>69312735
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smash the fash

>>69312305
One of my 2nd cousins married one and had a chink baby

I hate it but can't do anything about it for now

Prepare your fedora pictures for this post:

I think I might crack open the mead I got for christmas

Bird from work posted an instagram, thigh high boots and a very short dress Hhnnnnnngggg will be wanking to that in the morning

>>69312495
swiper

Shared my laptop futurama show with a child when I was going to London in 2011, undergrad days.

Hope he doesn't turn into a Rorke, since I told him I was Romanian.

george kills lennie

Everytime I read or hear bent double I think of that one time I got double-teamed by a bloke and his husband I met on grindr

>>69312686
You're not doing yourself any favours. Change your friends or something, or ask your male friends to hook you up with girls they know. Sounds like you're just making excuses and not doing anything to change your luck.

lovely day for a dart of heroin

>>69312703
about what

pls respond

half of you are fucking bent cunts who should be sent to the re-education camps

>>69312799
going to need a repost lad

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48 (You)s in the past two hours

so lads where is the meetup then?

>>69312775
>>69312799
>>69312808
>>69312813
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>burger kike gets upset when you post pictures of attractive women

wew

>>69312839
delete this post mate

>>69312753
reminds me of confession

>>69312813
I tried changing things and it was a complete disaster. Better I just give up. I'm realising that I'd be better off aiming at having a job I find satisfying than any sort of social or relationship happiness.

>>69312815

alri willie macdonald

>>69312853
could do with a bit of that

>>69312797
What's mead like?

Probably gonna have a rum and coke when it hits midnight here.

so tired, going to bed

hope you all have a happy new year

>haven't even been invited to a new years thing by any of my friends

ah yes

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https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/5lbel2/i_cant_stop_cyber_stalking_my_now_famous_ex/

Normally only drink beer but decided to get some voddy in tonight

Is 70cl too much? I'm not a skinny lad and I've had a good sized dinner

>>69312863
>>69312881
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>>69312874
Tastes like honey, but with the sharp strength of wine.

>>69312638

Its wireless buttonpad you mong

>>69312666
Icelad isn't here, prolly on /r/teenagers complaining about being too underage to buy tobacco

>>69312881
They're not your friends, then.

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>>69312903
>flag

Spent my last euros on fags

>>69312897
you'll be absolutely blootered if you drink it all lad.

>Probably gonna have a rum and coke when it hits midnight here.
phwoar steady on mate

received some chocolate euros from me mam for christmas

>>69312881

I used to have loads of mates in secondary school and sixth form, including a circle of four of us that were really close.

One day they randomly just stopped inviting me to stuff even though we'd been friends like 7 years, nobody ever told ,me why, even to this day I only get invited to meet up every now and then by one of them and he meets with the rest of them separately.

I always wonder what happened that they stopped inviting me.

Christ lads I feel like a fucking dunce

>>69312936

bender

might crack open the ol' hatpost folder later

not a fan of pakis

>>69312703
rose is a time traveler?

>>69312903
alri?

>>69312961
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>>69312961
Literally sounds like one of my mates aha

What city is this?

>>69312961
Realised you're no fun to be around

>>69312953
probably worth more than actual euros

>>69312997
Bigot

bit lonely

moved into a flat 3 weeks ago, spent christmas alone too, nearest family are 3 hours away

anyone else /alone/

Lmao my ex-bf (7 years ago) was such a rorke that he literally took offense to non-irish euro coins being used in Ireland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRne9v0uoJ8
melody

>>69312961
ask that one guy why they suddenly did that

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>Le FONT
>Hur dur muh secret club

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>muslim population worldwide seemingly shifts from 1.2b to 1.8b from minute to minute

the fuck is going on with them at all lads?

FOY

>>69313056
Or how about you FUCK OFF YOU NORMIE TWAT

>>69313037
bit gay

>>69313077
they lock their wives in cupboards so it's hard to census them

>>69313037
>>69313056
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Drinking mead

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i've spent an hour looking around bridgewater and i think i found a prostitute lads

>>69313055
It's been years and I always try and probe by asking how the lads are doing and he just says well.

I don't want to put him off or make it awkward as it's been too long to ask.

>>69313013
But I have plenty of mates from uni who are always chatting to me and we always visit each other all the time.

I'm not the coolest guy in the world but definitely not the worst that was in our extended group.

>>69313006
Hahaha, North West lad, whereabouts specifically?

>>69313136
>jeans

Clearly you've never curbcrawled

>>69313136
She's just waiting for a mate

>>69313139
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>>69311805
Waddup

>>69313160
>curb

FOY

Should I go out by myself tonight lads?

>>69313136
fucking idiot

>>69313037
>offense

FOY

Can't we all watch something

Like a stream

Just something so I don't feel so alone

>>69313193
Depends. Where are you going?

>>69313193

If this is a vague way of asking if you should kill yourself then yes

Made a request to QuadrigaCX 3 days ago and they were supposed to respond in 1-3 days.

I just wanna trade bitcoin ffs

>>69313037
Are you a girl??

>>69313259
yes x

>>69313139
ask him lad desu

im curious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IlHq3n3hy0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IlHq3n3hy0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IlHq3n3hy0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IlHq3n3hy0

mandatory /brit/ listening

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the so-called "marble gf"

why do wogs all fucking smell the same disgusting BO stench? and why do none of them shower?

I literally have to sit next to these creatures on the train every day and they fucking reek

There aren't any girls here

We're all far too autistic

>>69313196
i didn't mean to offend

she just looked the type

>>69313311
Great arse, worthy of being immortalised in stone.

>>69313315
Bigot

>>69312925
I'm the other Icelander
>>69313001
Yeah

>>69313237
Would be going to a pub

There are 5 to choose from in my town but really just 3 since one is fancy and expensive and the other is frequented solely by old men

>>69313136

Trouble over Bridgewater, good album

>>69313291
I might do one day but it's just one of those things. Whenever we meet it's just us two over a few pints and i say 'how's (Old friend name) getting on?' as if to ask why I stopped getting invited and he just says they're doing well and working and then moves on.

Don't want to ask him because it's just weird since it's been like 5 years, 'yano five years ago when we were in sixth form, why did everybody stop inviting me to stuff even though nobody ever had a problem with me?'. I'm scared it'll make him think I'm weird and I'm also a bit scared of the answer.

Want to do something with other /brit/posters

What though

>>69313339
what does your arse look like

>>69313360
are you the short bent one or the one who uses snus

>>69313397
Jack each other off

>>69313397
suicide pact

>>69313339
greek girls have lovely bums tbf

>>69313397
stream a horror film

>>69313364
I can't really handle pubs on my own when they're busy. It's fine if you're sitting there reading a paper or something when they're dead but that sounds hell to me, trying to occupy yourself.

>>69313364
>>69313390
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>>69313397
/brit/post

>Jack each other off

ha, cowabunga dude! radical!!!!

>>69313139
they just weren't that into you mate

>>69313430
Where can you stream shit without getting shut down?

>>69313397
wank together like you did when you were kids

>>69313387
Good post.

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>>69313399
A leaf

>>69313185
Blessaður /u/Negrabani

>>69313468
I honestly don't believe this, considering there was a core group of four of us that went on holiday all the time etc. I wasn't even uncool, I was the first one to get a gf and start shagging regularly and stuff.

Literally just one day they just stopped inviting me.

>>69313397
play a cheeky words that follow game

>>69312223
They're not. Its a set. Check out the blue screens in the windows for the CGI landscapes.

getting quite nervous now.

can't stand this anticipation at new years


wish something would happen like an explosion or something

>>69313390
tbf though, you should ask because its been 5 years. your friendship with that group is dead, so the answer wouldn't matter, you're not gonna see those people again.

he probably wont think you're weird unless he's still a teenager. for fucks sake if you're both grown adults then you should be able to ask "hey, why did everyone suddenly stop inviting me to stuff when we were back in school, i was always curious but didn't wanna bother you with it" and expect a sincere answer

fucking hell lads
can't even listen to NPR without feeling awkward about all the gratuitous SEX

>>69313504
>>69313544
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Did you ever have peado teachers? My PE teacher would come into the showers after swimming to make sure we all took off our trunks when getting washed. Probably a deviant desu.

>>69313544
You're right lad, I will ask next time I see him.

>>69313502
Hæ /u/bestur

>>69313502
fuck off reddit

>>69313417
Neither, I climb glaciers

>>69313572
runtastic

>>69313572
>to make sure we all took off our trunks when getting washed
Not sure this is something that needs to be verified

>>69312495
smibbly bibbly

>>69313579
FUCK OFF REDDIT

I've seen things you wouldn't believe

>>69313572
Headteacher got caught looking at kiddie porn of little boys. Everytime I hear the word 'synergy' I can see that bald nonce.

>>69313470
not sure
remember some lad in /brit/feel streamed Zulu though

>>69313437
Yeah that's the problem I know they'll be completely mobbed tonight and it would take forever to get a drink then I would just autistically stand around or go smoke a cig and since it is NYE it's likely that some qts from my gym would be there

>>69313579
Well now that we're done with that, how is it up north? Has Akureyri started their fireworks?

drinking alone

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>I've seen things you wouldn't believe

>>69313572
Never any confirmed, all our ones sacked for relationships with students involved 6th formers

>>69313504
Could be anything really, I got dropped by my school mates when we were 18 because I was apparently too flirty with one of their gf's, desu don't even remember saying anything paticular in the first place.
Oh and my uni mates from halls stopped going out with me after I killed a seagull (although that was more of an accumulation of shitty things done when out on the piss)

>>69313612
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion

>>69313664
same
on 4th can

>>69313659
Yeah senpai
You hesr a bang every 5 mins

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>>69313572
My principal was caught with 200 pictures of young boys in "compromising poses"

>>69313656
Yeah. It's why I miss smoking desu as at least you had something to do. If they're not too far away you should go, worst case scenario you have a drink realise it's shit and leave.

>>69313656
>>69313679
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>>69313572
yeah
http://www.itv.com/news/granada/2016-02-04/teacher-banned-from-classroom-over-sexually-explicit-messages/

used to be a maths teacher at my sixth form
he was always weird

>>69313679
Coursemates stopped going out with me after I got kicked out of a nightclub for chanting '96 wasn't enough' in a cubicle

>>69313572
no but my mate was in a tennis club where the teacher was a nonce
he's pretty lucky he didnt get nonced tbf

>>69313743
did you touch his willy

>>69313723
>>69313754
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https://www.pinturillo2.com/

ROOM: 143
CODE : brit

>>69313397

I wonder if I'll survive 2017 lmao not at the rate I'm living

>>69313754
posh wankers really can't take a joke
didn't even mean to hit the fucking thing

>>69313696
never got the point of drinking alone

the reason why i drink is because it turns me from an autistic spacker into a social ultra-normie

why do it by yourself?

>>69313754
was this in liverpool

>all these idiots pointing out they're alone/drinking alone on nye

yeah we gather from the fact you're posting on 4chan, an process not generally requiring more than one person

>>69313824
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>>69312495
tellydoofer

redpill me on blue oyster cult

this paddy is so fucking bitter tonight haha

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Me and my mates drinking while having a LAN party.

Shitposting on my off screen.

>>69313824
I do either when very sad, bored, or when I want to try an alcohol I wouldn't usually have
Might pick up some mead having said that, never had it before

>>69313905
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>>69313875
Dadrock/10

>>69313891
>projecting

>>69313918
>went to uni
>has a good job
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redpill me on caravaning

>>69313918
>LAN party
>Normie activity

Hmm..

>>69313723
It's about 1.3 miles so I may just drive down there around 10 or so and if they're completely packed out just stay home but if by some miracle there's a seat available at the bar I'll go home have a few drinks real quick then walk down

I really feel like a wank rn though ngl haha x

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fucking bo selecta chinned cunt

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Honestly lost count the amount of times Trump has won

>>69313717
>5 mins

It's happening every second here in the city, you need to step up

>>69313946
>has a good job

err what m8 still in uni desu
also not a normie

>>69313952
Either gypsies or old bastards do it, proper caravan sites are littered with old people.

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bit chili out

wish ISIS would blow up Jools Holland the prick

>>69313971
>jutting your jaw forward
LMAO

>>69313976
Twice, first in the primaries and then in the EC
Not the popular vote though, thanks to most Yanks being utter cucks

>>69314000
or poor young families

>>69313976
wtf I hate democracy now

Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what to do. Love!

>>69313981
Wew lad are you sure it isnt just lithuanians playing with sawn offs

If I made a discord room to talk in would people join it?

HAHA LADS IT LITERALLY SAYS FAGGOT IN THE LYRICS

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Who /taking their own life Tonight/

is anyone else genuinely happy about being able to stay in on NYE? Quite cozy listening to music while getting some notes done, plus I can go out for a nice meal next week with the money saved or something

>>69314231
http://genius.com/The-pogues-fairytale-of-new-york-lyrics

new
>>69314260
>>69314260
>>69314260

>>69314237
not you i'm sure
>haha lol i posted it on brit again lool!!