NYE Edition
Welcome to /cp/! Come meet QTs around the world, spend this lonley holiday night with your fellow culture pals, make fun of pilotbro because he waited too long and his Canadian QT got a new boyfriend, enjoy nudes from dumb koreaboos, help the new anons get settled for QT Season 2017.
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First for (you)s and a happy new year
CP is kill. Also this OP post is shit-tier, but eh, at least you made one. Wish me luck in not dying this night.
Also,
>a account
Why are all americans illiterate?
>>69306446
Posted from my phone while driving.. sorry
>tfw no french gf
>>69307120
Message some
>>69305034
>>69305539
>>69305891
>>69306446
>>69306567
>>69307120
>>69307658
Happy New Year
Don't die from alcohol poisoning.
>>69308059
I'm at work right now slavbro. But I'm just going to go home after work and watch The Simpsons on TV and chill with you all at 2200 EST.
But have a good new year man
>>69308059
I will try not to, thanks serb-bro.
Happy New Year in 4 hours!
>>69307658
And I try, oh my god do I try. I try all the time. But it doesnt work, they're so difficult to talk to, especially cause my norwegian privilege doesnt work on them
>>69308327
Oh :/
>>69308737
h-hold me ameribro
>>69308975
Where is everyone today? Is everyone out partying? This thread is more dead than ever..
I hate gooks so fucking much
>>69309338
Lol
>>69309271
Everyone is celebrating with their qts
>>69309338
Awh chto?
>>69309338
Oh dear God, WHY did I open her profile.
>>69309438
True. I hope they are having a blast!
It'll be interesting I hear stories on here in a few days. I hope the Cornish bro is loving his time in Milan
Bumping this thread last time before leaving to drink like there is no tomorrow.
Happy New Year, internet cowboys.
>>69310907
Have a good one bro
Italy is amazing. My qt is amazing. Everything is amazing, I love you all.
Also look! Posting under Italian flag! How exciting.
>>69309690
Also cheers mate, didn't read anything before posting but that's put me in a really great mood! Nice to be thought of :3
>>69312145
>>69312202
Haha I waiting to see that flag!
Buone feste!
I actually feel bad talking to girls on my Korean fake.
>>69313138
Can you post some 10/10 profiles you got viewed by?
>>69305539
happy new year adsy chan!!!! *burps*
>>69305891
happy new year bro, how's 2017?)
>>69308059
happy new year serbro
>>69308218
are you pilotbrah? happy new year!
>>69314691
Yeah man that's me. Happy New Year!
>>69309338
And I thought youre autistic.
>>69316443
Deutsch weenie, wanna fucking FIGHT?
>qt just sent me a recording where she tells her little cousins and grandma that I'm her boyfriend
She's really crazy
>>69317364
Country?
https://expirebox.com/download/d79f7b937a749d5e220cff80bbb9b11e.html
new stuff from this week
>>69318731
Portugal
Wow.
Women are confusing. I haven't talked with Canadian QT much the past few weeks because I've had a lot on my mind. On Facebook she has pictures with a guy and it says "in a relationship". Lots of people commented how cute they look. Well... I just wished her and her boyfriend a happy New Year and she said "what boyfriend..?? Oh lmao, that was a dare! We are not dating!!"
What
>>69318768
Gross dude.
>>69319397
[X] Abscond
>>69319563
What's that
>>69318768
nice one. Keep going
At the same time this russian koreaboo is beggin attention from my fake koreaboo
>>69319650
Gtfo of there.
>>69320649
Oh. I dunno man
>>69320283
She begs my attenshaan too .-.
<.< i think this shit is boring and time consuming and idk when to ask for noodsies since i got traumatized from the last time i asked feet
>>69321104
Get her butt and share it
>>69321104
You just ask for nudes right away and dont bother with simple chit chat thats for retards
>>69321104
Tell her you require her butt.
Happy New Year anons
>>69321104
Happy New Year my dutch cutie <3
>>69321776
Happy New Year Josh
>>69321104
but you are lying you moron. She isn't even on interpals. I met het on another language learning site. Go be an attention fag somewhere else.
>>69321776
Happy New Years Ukraine.
Please annex russia in 2017.
>>69322010
Josh?
Sorry my name is Ivan
>>69322025
My family is actually from Lugansk
I hope Russia annexes the rest of the country.
>>69322203
I know Steven :D
Or should I say... Stivan :DD
>>69322239
I have no idea what you mean
You mean Stepan ?
>>69322328
It was a pun m8
>>69322497
That was just horrible mate
>>69322579
I know :D
>>69322203
>I hope Russia annexes the rest of the country.
>>69322018
-____-" so buttmad that you are gonna get cucked by a girl looool
>>69321776
Happy new year :3
>>69321489
Ok I did it!
>feet
>nudes
retard
>>69322916
Feet outside of their shoe hides are nude thou
>>69322972
May as well ask for arm pits.
>>69322804
s-send your feet ? :)
>tfw found a community of girls who want sex
Why do I need this site?
Happy new 2017. Here's to an even better year.
Can this site help me find a qt white gf in Japan?
>>69324096
of course.
>>69324096
I can be your qt white gf, Japan-kun.
>>69324165
Can I just randomly add people on the site and talk to them or would it be 2rude?
>>69324392
R-really? Are you a girl tho? And by girl I mean girls without any sort of penis(feminine ones aren't acceptable either)
>>69324555
you don't even have to try, you'll have a thirsty horde of weeb women are your disposal all day err day.
>>69324555
>Can I just randomly add people on the site and talk to them or would it be 2rude?
That is the purpose of the website anon.
Most nations are not so desu masu.
>>69324592
>>69324598
Thanks anons. I'm making an account for the website now. Hopefully qt white weeb girls are still available there.
>>69323835
happy new year
>>69324913
Hi Japan!
>>69322916
She gave me actually a foot pic ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹
>>69323195
>>69323195
:3 ill send u one in skype!
>>69325620
Can you post here pls. I'm at work and bored..
>>69325620
I-i will look forward to it ^^ <3
>do not like korean culture just because of music
do dramas count as a different reason?
>>69326030
She's signaling that she's getting into manhua.
>>69326240
i don't understand how people like manwha, it's basically colored manga readen left to right, the illustrations are also usually poorly drawn in comparison to their japanese counterparts.
>>69326579
My issue with it is that it's pretty much all overdramatic smut.
Anyway, it was a joke about Korea being extremely culturally deprived.
>>69326652
seriously, those deflections are so hilariously obvious. why else would she be learning korean
>>69326760
maybe she likes the culture like...those activities they also do in china
or maybe she likes the food like, rice and noodles, and grilled dog.
or maybe she's really into starcraft, or wants to be a samsung employee someday.
>>69326927
>or maybe she's really into starcraft
oh yeah, forgot about that. korea's pretty big in esports. could be a gamer
>>69327069
yeap, that's whay I thought.
maybe I'm just an ignorant fuck but I don't think there's anything else besides that.
>>69327573
Maybe she's just really into standardized testing?
happy new year? more like happy new beer lmao
who /working at nye cause poor/ here?
>>69329285
I just got off work
Feliz año nuevo!
Happy New Year!
Joyeux nouvel an a toutes les filles et les gars sur ce général de /cp/ a.k.a le plus sympa général du board! Ayons un 2017 plein de qts et cacapostage!
Happy new year in Ukrainian too on this general even though I don't speak a word of Ukrainian.
I am back, alive and well, did not vomit and did not find any qts (eh, the only options that I had this night did not even look good), though I drank enough to get numb, so there is that. Also, a lifehack for your guys: if you cannot fit at least 2 bottles of vodka in your coat/jacket/parka/whatever the fuck you wear, then you should not have bought this shit.
>>69314691
>>69312116
Thanks, the beginning was good enough, I guess. Obviously, was not there to answer, because I have a fucking life.
>>69330967
Hey
>>69331218
>Obviously, was not there to answer, because I have a fucking life.
What did you mean by this
>>69331251
Good jokes mate real funny See u at FUCK YOUJ.
>>69331332
um... ok
/theycallmeBasil
>>69331523
She's weird
>>69331523
Her profile gave me cancer
>>69331523
>imma gammer gurrrrl
>i'm not like other girls i'm WEIRRRD XD
>I LOVE SOUTH KOREA AND KOREAN CULTURE but other countries are welcome
>i'm not a typical koreaboo it's just an endless phase xD
really?
Hoping my new profile will attract the ladies ;)
/Nrvqnsr
>>69332200
Couldn't find account
>>69332293
>>69332200
Ops, /Nrvnqsr
>>69332336
Why is your location South Korea if this isn't a Korean fake..
>>69332510
Because Im obviously South Korean now.
>>69332541
So you're going to sell yourself as a immigrant to South Korea?
Wait /int/erpals is still alive? Last time I checked it was dead. Is that South African scarf autist still around?
>>69333158
all scarves are long gone
I'm going to fall asleep soon
I drew inspiration from the Swedecuck faggot and just wanted to try it out.
Bretty funny
This sperg showed up in my quick search.
/ZE_KAISER1914
>>69333158
Unfortunately scarfpals is dead
no friends or family to spend new years with
dead site
dead thread
fuck my life
>>69333736
i'm here with you tonight anon
>>69333736
lmao nerd just came back from our celebration.
Happy New Year lads
Have another drink, find the qt that was meant for you, live your life the way (you) want to.
Here's to another year of culture pals, lads.
t bh i dont like it when theres another argie anon
have a nice year bois
Hopefully At the end of this year I have something better to do than yell at koreaboos on interpals. Hell I'd have even gladly taken working on new years having been unemployed for so long.
>>69334831
> Hell I'd have even gladly taken working on new years
dont say that
this is my second nye in a row working and aaaa i just dont like it
Has anyone on here ever had any success with middle eastern girls (in their home countries or the west)?
>>69335379
I've been talking to an Iranian girl for about a month or so. Not expecting it to become anything more than friendship though because LDR is hard enough when one person doesn't live in a theocratic dictatorship.
There was also an Afghan girl I knew IRL who left Afghanistan when she was 3 and lived in Canada since she was 7 so basically grew up in the west, but her dad was fundie enough to think honor killings are a rational thing (according to her) so that never went anywhere beyond friendship.
You wake up the next day as a very cute girl for 24 hours, what do you do?
https://youtu.be/yDjDWCYcCDQ
>>69335903
stream myself masturbasting for 24hour
enjoy the few bucks i made whne the effect is gone
>>69335927
Mastarbeeting*
Ic, wise. .-. And it wouldnt affect your image since you'll be back to normal. Bot I think if I turned into a guy I'd pee on mary's statue and a mosque bc I h8 catholics n muslims and I'd have unprotected sex to see how it feels as a guy .-.
Is there any way to end koreaboosim other than hoping best korea uses the nukes against worst korea?
>Meet girl from Interpals on 30 December
>Start 2017 getting into an argument with her because she said Rammstein is a misogynist band and I used sarcasm to tell her she's wrong.
i wanna fuck this
/Annet_7
>>69336052
>I'd have unprotected sex
>Have an entirely new body
>Still want aids.
Why are Baltic girls cute, but Finnish girls are perversions of nature?
How did Finland fall so far?
>>69337019
Finns are Mongols
>>69337116
But Finnish girls are all rainbow-haired, tattooed, pierced progressive sloots. Why are qts from the former USSR immune to these qualities?
Happy new year lads. This time last year I had never even spoke to my qt and now here I am having travelled all this way to see her. Pretty great 2bh. You're all going to make it, except pilotbro who frankly I have given up on, and train autist who needs to sort his life out
Why isn't this edition called "happy new beer!" ?
>>69337638
Where are you from m8? And are Italian qts the qtiest qts?
>>69337666
I am from Cornwall. Italian qts are up there with the best, and my qt is next level. Going to marry this woman fuck me
>>69337862
>my qt is next level
Share a picture of your qt with us. You can trust us, probably.
I went to Seoul and every time I saw non-Asian girl with a Korean guy I thought of this thread.
>>69338229
>non-Asian girl with a Korean guy
I thought it was just a meme.
>https://www.interpals.net/Sathotta
>>69338626
>https://www.interpals.net/Sathotta
Por que?
Why haven't I noticed the snowman in the logo until now? Has it been like this all winter?
>>69324096
>qt white gf
yes
>in Japan
no
>>69339045
>Has it been like this all winter?
Is normal.
>>69339045
i think they put some winter holiday related images near the logo y esterday
>implying it snows where i live
>>69339374
>yesterday
Holy shit what a shit site.
>>69339045
>>69339374
es normal.
>>69339394
é normal
Hi guys.
>>69337972
When I come back I'll put a photo on imgur or interpals and link here - don't want it on actual 4chan
>>69339808
>tfw you secured yourself a qt when you told er to block the 4chan autists
>>69339833
If 4chan knows about her, or she knows about 4chan, she's not a real qt. Go for unspoiled, traditional qts and you'll never be disappointed.
What did she mean by this?
I hardly understand historical geopolitics enough to provide an adequate response. What do?
>>69340293
ask her to explain,she seems to like that topic
do you expect foreigners to know the history of canada?most people dont even know the history of theiri own country
>>69340358
I'm a libertarian who's vehemently opposed to any form of socialism/communism. I'll try, but I'm still drunk from New Years Eve, so I can't completely understand her point.
>>69340293
Why the fuck is she talking about these authors, as if there was a contradiction? Only one of them lived in the USSR, how the fuck could anything happen to Dosto/Tolstoy. Is she retarded? It would at least make sense, if the issues that these writers have broached/their political views were the same AND they lived at the same time, but neither is true.
>>69340699
She is fucking stupid, that is it.
>>69340742
>Why the fuck is she talking about these authors
>She is fucking stupid, that is it.
She's Polish. Does that change anything?
>>69340786
No, it fucking does not. She does not even consider bolsheviks communists, her intelligence can be compared to that of an insect.
>>69340889
I though to myself, if you want to mention any author which vehemently opposed communism and Stalin, you'd reference Bulgakov's Heart of a Dog.
I didn't think Tolystoy and Dostoevsky wrote disparagingly of communists, because they're writers from the 1800s, before Bolshevism/Trotskyism/Stalin.
The point of oligarchs stands, but she didn't say that, she said Bolsheviks/Marxists/communism.
>>69340889
Halp prs.
>>69340889
>>69341015
As I said, do even bother trying to read into this, this comparison of hers does not even make sense.
Both Tolstoy and Dostoevsky were well regarded in Soviet Union: with a pinch of propaganda Raskolnikov's crime becomes a manifesto of class struggle and so on.
I have no idea whatever the fuck she is trying to tell in the czar->february revolution->october revolution->Stalin part. How the fuck are there any contradictions/puzzles? Seriously, every event has its cause, it is not like the changes happened all of a sudden.
>>69341270
If you don't tell her that THERE ARE NO FUCKING CONTRADICTIONS OR PUZZLES in her message about literature, then I am disappointed in you.
>>69341599
What about my interpretation? Would you say, if there were any writer opposed by the USSR, it would be Bulgakov?
I could be just as foolish as she is. I need a Russia-bro to correct me.
>>69341599
Besides, before I contradict her worldview, I'd prefer to leave amicably with a pic of her tits.
Shouldn't I engage her to get nudes?
>>69341892
What do you mean? Pasternak was banned aswell, Bulgakov was anti-USSR, so what? Really, who in the world could expect writers, that are anti-state to be banned. HOW PUZZLING RUSSIAN ARE.
>>69341892
Yes.
Bulgakov was anti communist was even a soldier in the white army.
But Stalin liked him personally so je got a free pass for most things. He couldn't publish most stuff, but at least no gulag for him.
>>69341954
>>69342013
To be honest, I don't know enough about the progression of Bolshevism, communism, and trotskyism to questiont her.
Her point seems to be Tolstoy and Dostoevsky were adored during the formation of the USSR, while Pasternak was banned.
All of the bullshit about czars > Bolsheviks > Stalin goes completely over my head.
>>69342220
Basically that communism was a revolt against authoritarianism that turned into authoritarianism. Pretty basic view since it was more a revolt against poverty, something else it failed to resolve.
got married from ip and now shitposting while she cleans our apartment.
ask my anything
>>69342384
which cunt
>>69342384
Hi Jonas.
>>69342407
Germsmany
>>69342576
are you german too? boring and very loser to use a penpal site for dating in your own country
>>69342668
No I'm Congolese.
I was the one that was dated.
>>69337638
>You're all going to make it, except pilotbro who frankly I have given up on
Thanks for the good wishes man :')
>>69342740
cool. how large is ur dick?
God damn I forgot how superior European QTs are compared to North American sluts.
Their accents.... :0
recommend me some comfy movies pls
>>69345727
The Wolf of Wallstreet
>>69346095
no, I hate dicaprio
>>69346170
It's a good movie Tbh. His best movie.
Well, if not that. Watch Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. 10/10 tier
>>69345551
ikr
>>69345727
Tarkovsky Stalker
>>69346682
I want her... :,(
this on Facebook- /ThePatheticLifeofanAverageKommando/videos/1022047184589233/
Do British QTs exist?
99% of the Brits on IP are immigrants...
>>69348514
I don't think so. And the few actually qt looking brits that I found there were all dumb slags
>>69348995
>few actually qt looking brits that I found there were all dumb slags
I just started messaging with one of them right now. She's half brit-serb. But damn she's hot
>>69345727
Comfy movies
Indiana Jones
Die Hard
Highlander
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Lethal Weapon
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Depends on what you're looking for man.
>>69345727
Most movies directed by Stephen Spielberg
Fuck me
>>69309338
oh wow
>>69349349
ya blew it
>>69349397
no I didn't
yesterday i met an american that went to my country to meet a qt but she said she was busy. so he spent new years eve with us, drinking. maybe i should have told him about interpals?
>>69349764
You should have. That sucks he got cucked... :/
>>69337194
Western feminism never caught on in the Soviet Union because while feminism was developing in the west, Soviet women already had a level of equality they were happy with.
>>69349468
oh fug i read it top to bottom, reading it bottom to the top then you did make it. Im sorry ameribro
>>69350373
This girl is too much of a slag. Even if we were to hang out. I don't know if i'd want to fuck her
>>69350466
swear I have met this slag at a club irl
Do any of you have any non-koreaboo Russians or Ukrainians you're willing to share with me?
>>69350670
Lmao really? What do you remember?
>>69350796
And yes.
/Sweet68 has told me in the past she wants an Canadian or American boyfriend
>>69350796
no they're all mine
>>69350816
she said hello what is your name I said my name and she said her name was Emily
All I can remember as I was off my face. Might be a coincidence but I remember her name was Emily and she looked a lot like that girl.
>>69350796
Luckily there are more germaboo Russians than koreaboo Russians
Bad for you though, as I won't share them
Where are the britaboos lads
>>69351213
lol that's funny
>>69351363
Koreans, got a bunch of them
Outside of Asia you're kinda out of luck though which sucks
Best app to save snaps?
>a russian girl sent me: "How's life going in artistic Piter?"
>open profile
>favorite movie: interstellar
The fuck is wrong with people, I would rather talk to myself than to someone that even considers this piece of garbage a movie. Instablocked this bitch.
>>69351979
Wow, what an edgy special snowflake!
>>69351979
kek I have to agree on this.
Anybody who considers that pretentious piece of crap a good movie needs to shoot themselves.
>>69352090
Thanks.
>special snowflake
Eh, that implies that I feel different from, say, people that like Interstellar, which I am not. I just know that any conversation with her will be pointless just because of her profile.
>>69352090
fuck off favela monkey
>>69352408
Sorry I teased your boyfriend, Ahmed.
Happy New Year for everyone
>>69352502
Indeed
>>69349349
Please refrain from messaging Brits.
Thanks.
>>69353085
I want to have some friends if I visit tho...
HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS
I miss these threads a little, they seem to be still alive, wew nice
>>69353171
Yes you can have male friends
>>69353302
Of course they live, they have been going strong for over 3 years now
>>69353387
but it's awkward messaging dudes on IP
>>69306567
>while driving
Kill yourself you fucking scum.
>>69353614
yeah i know. its totally gay. to "learn language" toghether lol
but its ok if you just seek some information or have a lot in common. and if the balls arent touching.
>>69353751
why
>>69353614
Especially because if the other guy actually responds there's a pretty good chance he's a homo.
Is this effay guys?
I joked to my qt about her sending me a gift and she was serious about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZgS9uVgQEI
>>69354662
You qt wants to send you a man dress?
>>69354608
I once responded to a guy, am I a homo now?
>be browsing British girls the past 2 weeks
>bored, barely any QTs
>search French
>lots of QTs
>decide to search Italians again just out of boredom
>hotties everywhere
god dammit
>>69355568
No. I just said there's a good chance if a guy responds to you he's a homo, not that it's 100% guaranteed he's one.
>>69355716
But would he think I'm a homo?
As a straight male, should I have just ignored him?
>>69354662
It looks like the Asian answer to Celtic plaid.
It's still not wearable under normal conditions.
Btw, happy new year, everyone
>>69356036
Happy New Year French fry.
Hey I have a question. In northern France, how far could I go using just English?
>>69356208
There are way more English speaking tourists than in northern Italy, so, even in smaller cities, you'll find English speakers. You'll be all right.
Can't tell if she's dissing me or if it's just poor Engrish
>>69357435
this does not make any sense
>>69356733
Ok cool
>>69357498
On my profile I ask why females on Interpals are so obsessed with Korea. People often respond to that and it's funny to see their messages. I can't tell if she's being passive-aggressive, probably not lol. Doesn't make sense either way
>>69357435
what did she mean by this?
How come Turkish girls on IP look pretty "white", the same as an Italian/Spaniard/Portuguese, but the men look like any other Arab
how many are you have made fake korean profiles just to be a total dick to koreaboos and make them hate you?
>>69357877
they have a lot of our white genes
they were stealing people from balkan countries and some moved there on their own will
>>69357918
how many of you*
>>69357918
I've done it
can be funny, koreaboos are super aggressive
>>69357982
But then how did only the girls get the white genes while the men got all the sand nigger genes?
>>69358107
Because it's not true...
You see what you look for.
Balkaners have very specific look, we don't really look like anyone else.
>>69358107
Apart from language and nignog behaviour, it's not really possible to tell apart Southern Europeans and arabs.
Some of the sand niggers we get look tanned, but that's because we get rural dumbfucks with bad genes, whereas most third worlders on IP are the middle class and elite
ded tred
>>69360234
dead as the russian economy.
Иc јycт бaнтc
>>69360329
>dead as the russian economy.
>tfw he says that it is just bants, but it is actually so true that it makes you cry
Eh, at least you did not go for the "dead as the democracy in Russia".
I just messaged 6 QTs from France and Germany.. I wonder if any will get back.
test.
>>69360464
Same here family.
Democracy and economy are pretty much non-existent.
for elections news was
>entire village votes for SNS
That's completely normal right ? Nothing to do with the fact they visited them a month before it :)
What can I say family
Vote for Zhirinovsky
>>69360555
everything ok?
>>69360464
democracy is for pussies, man
governments just use it to give people an illusion of choice
every day i hope someone as strong, determined and charismatic as Stalin will show up, lead russia and make it great again
hello
>>69360979
Hello American friend, how are you holding up?
Want to troll Ukrainians hard and make them rage uncontrollably? Call them a fascist or nazi.
>>69360749
yes
>>69360695
hi
>>69360918
I just want us to return to the 90s man.
At least back then you knew you had no future for sure, no reason to try, could just fuck around.
Now they just make illusions, and each time you think you reached something better they move it.
90s were nice in their hopelessness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALDXqDJl1-4
>>69361145
You get off to this, don't you?
https://youtu.be/U-EQJA8Ahac
>>69361010
/AnnaLibelle
This bitch. She likes "all music except Russian" and likes the American war criminal Chris Kyle so I asked her if she was a fascist.
Anyone else's login box just decided to fuck off?
>>69361306
This is different kind of music senpai.
To get you the idea the title is
>The whole of Serbian Yugoslavia is playing Russian roulette
It's more of a real intended for comedy music, at least trying to portrait everything as comedy, despite it all being very sad.
Here's one about the world leaders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zk5ex6aKKg
Can't be bothered to translate all of it but here's from Bill Clinton
I am, I, the Wild Bill, last name is clinton
My village is America, my pride is too great
Europe is just a periphery.
My village is America, my bombs are from steel
Now we are gendarmerie to the whole world
And for Yeltsin
I am, I, Yeltsin B, Serbs are our brothers
As soon as I finish this vodka, I'll pick up a shitty broom
To clear the skies above Serbia.
I will not watch the West, how they attacked our brothers
So I close my eyes, when they send a billion or two
>>69360716
>Vote for Zhirinovsky
I hope that it is post-irony and you do not actually consider him a politician. Without turning this thread into a shitton of posts of me whining about politics of Russia, let's just say that no big political party (i.e. the 4 that always get into Duma) can challenge the current regime: communists had their chance at winning the presidency, but their leader pussied out, went to his datcha a few days before the voting took place and did not react to blatant vote rigging, "liberal party" is a meme with a meme leader, who is taken seriously by literally nobody, "just russia" is a meme aswell, it is kinda funny that these parties can promise whatever the fuck they want and even go around telling everyone that, "hey, we voted for cancelling the results of privatization", when in reality, their votes did not even matter: only one party decides everything.
>>69360918
>determined and charismatic as Stalin will show up
Кaк пpoдoлжeньe бoльшoгo пoлeтa -
Meчтa пoвтopить тoт жe caмый пoлeт.
Дaйтe мнe Cтaлинa. Дaйтe Пoл Пoтa.
Пycть Диcнeйлeнд нac пoдoждeт.
Quote from a song by "Banda chetirekh" - "Disneyland", sure hope for the same thing.
>>69361145
>90s were nice in their hopelessness
Agree, but I would definitely prefer living now, to leaving in the 90s: organized crime groups were insane back then.
>>69361384
>>69361010
Tell them that "golodomor is a meme made up by ukrainians".
>>69361733
It works senpai
>>69361822
What browser are you using?
>>69361733
You have to pay to log in now.
>>69361760
Bill Clinton sucked Tbh
>>69361879
Nice try MI 5
Chrome beta (56.0)
>>69361784
See my posts senpai
I'm in a weird mood.
I wouldn't mind Zhirinovsky because it would guarantee a big war, and I'd like that.
>Agree, but I would definitely prefer living now, to leaving in the 90s: organized crime groups were insane back then.
Exactly family. That's why I want it back.
>>69361733
Guess you'll have to log in with facebook now.
>>69361945
Can confirm. Got suscription to Interpals Plus and problem solved
>>69361784
I was about to tell her the holodomor was just the result of a bad harvest and not some Russian conspiracy and start spewing pro Novorossiya shit but she blocked me.
>>69362097
It works fine on my phone browser just not my computer, thought it was a bit weird
>>69362106
Sure thing bud :^)
>>69361733
Try doing something like viewing someone's albums and it'll redirect you to a login screen. Same thing happened to me.
>>69362149
https://www.interpals.net/app/auth/login
>>69362177
>>69362259
Cheers lads
>>69347320
tfw no ruskie qt :/
>>69362742
I dont know that feel.
Americans are messaging me and it's annoying. I have interpals to make international friends...
https://youtu.be/-KgkOpOmi3g
yall gun get cucked :)
>>69363459
ikr?
Why the fuck are russian girls always lurking on my profile/messaging me.
>>69363459
>>69363709
I used to have this one Canadian girl who stalked my profile but never messaged me. I blocked her.
This Emily British girl is getting lewd with me guys... something in my mind is telling me this is a troll. But she's a total slag so maybe she's being real?
>>69361760
ja sam ja, jeremija, prezivam se krstic
>>69363709
its funny how some russian qts claim they hate alcohol and want to find a husband that doesnt drink. i can only imagine how much would they hate me if they meet me irl
>>69364566
How do you expect us to know that ?
what makes her seem like a troll ?
We need more information to say one or the either .
>>69364712
>hate alcohol
Eh, strangely enough, I have never met a russian girl that does not drink. Some would pretend not to at first, but at the end of the day, all of them would get excessively drunk.
>>69364744
She told me that she wants to have sex again with some girl she woke up with last night. She asked if I'd like to join the mess. Then said "at the state I was in at that party last night.. I would have let anyone in..."
>>69365037
one so far.
Though it's not like she never drank anything, she doesn't anymore
She's the definition of party pooper, making sure everyone doesn't do stupid stuff, gets home, drives everyone and shit.
But she's cute.
Studies literature.
>>69365096
Go for it and see.
Say something along the lines.
>Well, I'd first have to see your body to make that decision ;)
Ask for your favorite messenger thingy and see
>>69365235
I asked to Whatsapp but she said she doesn't feel comfortable giving out her number.
Instinct is telling me something is up. But she's responding to whatver I say intelligently.
>>69365321
>intelligently.
not a grill then
>>69365321
so ask her for skype/kakao/kik/telegram/snapchat
or whatever they bloody well invented now
It's not like the world is limited to whatsapp
>>69365351
nice meme
>>69365407
Ok
>>69365321
>>69365440
Also what is this on the photo ?
Is it on the actual photo or did you screw up snipping it ?
>>69365582
looks like a scroll bar that stayed when he snipped the screen capture.
>>69365617
Hence why I asked whether he screwed up or is it on the photo
if it is on the photo itself, it is probably a fake.
>>69365582
This >>69365617
I was lazy. Didn't care enough to do even crop
>>69365617
>>69365671
>>69365440
eh I found this
http://bestys.co/album/VXZv/?sort=date_asc&page=1
http://www.collarspace.com/default.asp?v=2383422&o=338&bhcp=1
http://www.collarspace.com/details.asp?v=2383422&bhcp=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7Qv-iLLzoU
It's Allie Feuti
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC345Y_t8BEQQ91qSGdDvv-Q
Her youtube.
I'm not saying it's impossible she made a interpals profile, but I think you're getting catfished dude
But if you were interested in her tits, she had nudes on tumblr, you can still find some
Pretty nice pair
>>69365856
Interesting.
You're probably right, this probably is a catfish. I'm going to do a bit of investigating just incase this is a legit IP. But I doubt it is
>>69365856
LOL that same picture he posted in on those links, scrollbar and all.
tfw i was right.
>>69365351
>>69365973
Damn well. I'm not surprised this is a fake I guess.
>>69365973
>>69366059
in this case I'm pretty sure
>catfish
>intelligent
uncensored version, enjoy lads
http://imgur.com/nX7sWfHh
Pls don't ban me mods, I'm just helping a poor lad to not get scammed :(
MA ПУШИTE MИ КУPAЦ ДOMAPИ
>>69366147
>http://imgur.com/nX7sWfHh
ehh
one h
http://imgur.com/nX7sWfH
>>69366185
>>69366147
She got nice tiddies
>>69366147
Thanks for the info man. I would have figured it out soon enough. I was already a bit suspicious. But you confirmed it.
>>69366276
Mhm, though I prefer smaller ones to be honest.
>>69366326
Eh I was bored to be honest.
Enjoy a nice relaxing song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRuXNrQGoL0
>>69366147
>VCU
>Burke Virginia
You mean to tell me this bitch or whoever it is lives 20minutes from where I'm sitting right now??
>>69366474
Enjoy friend :)
Find her on FB, make up some bullshit excuse on how you met, bang.
According to her tumblr she was rather submissive, so that's always nice to fuck.
>>69366547
>make up some bullshit excuse on how you met
a group of my elite serbian hackers found you. wanna meet? i already know your adress and saw you naked so we can have sex right away
>>69366633
I mean, if I were him, then I would definitely send this.
>>69366147
you sure? it doesnt really look like her imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y8QxOjuYHg
>>69366633
>>69366738
That should be about good enough if he looks good.
But he's here, so chances are he's gonna get blocked and the police might be involved.
>>69366842
It is USA, if she does not like him, then he will be facing charges for cyberraping her.
>>69366842
Shit man, I wouldn't fuck her at this point. I don't want aids
>>69366934
Here's her profile. I'm done Fucking with this
https://www.interpals.net/EmilyBaxter
>>69366934
my point
>>69366941
what's a condom?
Also, it's not like your life has any worth with or without aids.
>>69366633
>>69366738
I hope you two never meet anyone in real life :)
>>69366805
It is. She looks exactly the same in some pictures, in some not so much because of pictures.
Also pretty sure the pics he used on interpals aren't all of her either, the ones where you can't see her face.
Also love that song, great choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jCNXASjzMY
>>69367008
>what's a condom?
>Also, it's not like your life has any worth with or without aids.
This. I'd do aidsy chan with a condom desu
>>69367088
I said
"Tell me about VCU"
And I got blocked lol. Time to go report her ass
>>69366973
Tell her you're coming somewhere near Manchester to visit a qt and want to arrange meeting them
https://www.interpals.net/z_zaryanova
What the fuck Russia? I thought you were free of rainbow haired tumblr creatures.
>>69367346
lol that's Joseph Gordon-Levitt's lost brother.
>>69367088
>I'd do aidsy chan with a condom desu
I dont think the condom would do much desu, you really need to pull that right against your balls and topskin
>>69367115
lmao, lets all report her
>>69367346
such is life
>>69367088
>I hope you two never meet anyone in real life :)
:(
>>69367346
I'm thinking another fake
(vk id) id181766112
VK of the girl from the picture
Her name isn't Zlata
>>69367416
Fine, fine, I don't have much to live for, I'd do her without one desu.
Is this what you wanted to hear ?
Besides mate...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg
>>69367464
twas but an attempt at friendly banter ;)
>>69367647
>GYPSY CARDS
Well, that was unexpected, nice song by the way.
>twas but an attempt at friendly banter ;)
It is still painful to hear that from (You).
>reverse searching her VK
Jesus, get a real life, absolute madman.
>>69367757
If the cutie is form Russia you can basically search whole of VK in like 30 seconds, every photo and get the closest matches
There used to be daily threads on 2ch about finding out pornstars vk profiles.
And ruining their lives.
>>69367647
I want you to live healthy))
fuck yes blue oyster cult actually it was my calculus teacher that recommended them to me one time kek
>>69367868
Yeah, I have heard of findface.
>>69367960
mhm, I've seen quite a few of very good apps and sites come out of Belarus and Russia in the last few years.
Pretty good programmers nowadays desu
>>69367913
>>69367757
Thanks guys
Here's something more upbeat though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tjWQ7ZP894
>>69367496
What's your method serbpai?
I think I might be getting catfished, not like I really care honestly but I'd like to know.
>>69368300
easiest way is to google her username
unless people are afraid of being found out they use pretty much the same everywhere.
reverse search the pictures, google, tineye
if she's russian use findface
there's quite a bit of sites that archive instagram photos.
And she will reuse photos she used elsewhere won't make new ones for interpals.
Generally if she has other profiles with that username, she is a real person.
Think simple, people are fucking morons when it comes to security.
>>69368448
I'll see what I can do.
Thanks.
>>69368294
I have the feeling I heard that before but I don't know where.
get comfy brah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVDjHszbdO8
>>69368517
Hahahaha
can't believe this but i was deciding whether to link that song (master and servant) or Dead Combo - Electrica Cadente
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9IYU50BzDA
And yes you probably have heard it before it's a Depeche Mode song, I just enjoy it way more when it sung by a girl. For obvious reasons.
But anyway here's something to bring your mood down, because well that's just how I roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf4LsEnHdWQ
>>69368705
>wanting to bring the mood down
im listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTG7ZxO3-sE
I hate reggae but I love bob desu (to be honest)
>>69369044
Everybody loves Bob Marley to be honest.
People say tastes differ and I agree up to a point. Some music styles might suit you more than others, but if the stuff is good, stuff is good, everybody likes it, no matter if you don't like the genre.
ie Bob Marley
>wanting to bring the mood down
It's just how I am family.
I like going sad - happy - sad - happy
But here's something for mood up
And for my rusbro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maOtX4tXyb4
We'd live the life we chose
we'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way
I used to get so many Russian and Ukrainian girls messaging me offering to help with Russian and Ukrainian but now I don't. What gives?
I made a new thread in case you guys wanna continue posting
>>69370123
>>69370123
>>69370123