How do I impress a Swedish girl

be black

With your cock?

I'm 5'10. Will any Scandi girls be interested in me? I'm going uni next year (I'm 18) but I'm worried I won't be taken seriously by them.

Have a BBC

Be shitskin yet speak fluent Swedish

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Ny not being a slav.

be anything but a swedish male.

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Be a handsome but socially dominant Black male.

>>69292028
>>69292039
These too.

>>69291770
she doesn't look like a swedish girl

>>69291770
Speak passable arabic

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If you want a non-meém answer then; the same as you impress any other girl. Be outgoing and confident, and if she bites she bites.

>>69291770
Be rich

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>>69292182
She's actually pretty attractive t b h.

>>69292320
What if I'm 5'10?

>people actually believe women want to sit on a sweaty black cock with the scent of cum/ballsweat in the air
Disgusting desu, good thing your white cocks have the advantage of looking like porcelain/granite

>>69292457
Are you rich?

>>69292524
Feel free to sniff my granite balls and tell me what you think

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>>69292457
That girl? She looks like she has fas. fucking ayy lmao.

>>69292524
Sudanbro I like you but you're such an unironic cuck desu. Germany and Sweden can play it off because it's funny but I feel bad for you man.
Especially after learning about all your mental issues and how many hours you spend browsing this site a day.

I'm being as honest and straightforward with this as I can- GET HELP!

>>69292551
Slide some tissue paper across it and send it via air mail, we need to be scientific about this, the fate of the white race depends on this

>>69292594
All I've done my entire life is try to gain conform and gain friends and avoid losing them, I am trying my best

>Coptic School Kindergarten - Trying to understand Arabic and get whooped
>Northern Ireland Primary - Trying to understand English and getting whooped
>Pakistani middle school - Trying to understand Urdu and getting whooped with barbed sticks
>Sudanese High school + College - trying to understand Arabic and getting pariah'd

I guess its become force of habit, is anybody else white and bothered by this obsequiousness?

>>69292530
No. Not at all.

>>69292585
Most models do but she looks much better than your average chick t b h.

By having skin dark as the night

>>69292676
Then no

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>>69292676
I dunno, fas people are bit weird to me.

>>69292728
:(

I wish I was taller everyday. I don't what went wrong.

I can't handle knowing I'll be rejected for my height just being a few inches from the cutoff fml.

>>69292659
I was honestly expecting to receive some admonition and contempt from Germany and Sweden, but I don't know if I am too funny, too racially inferior or too idiotic to receive a reply

>>69292199
what does she look like then? i can't tell yuros apart from each other

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>>69292659

>Northern Ireland Primary

BETTER not have been a prod school sudanlad

>>69293497
What's a prod school? I was in three separate public primary schools, all fantastic t.b.h.

Our principal drove a testarossa, and during bible period they would leave me with a bible inside the classroom, very interesting times

I was autistic and some teachers thought my parents abused me because of my unusual behaviour, even though they never touched me, lel

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>>69294065

a Protestant school


also, can you speak arabic?

NSFW
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1482741832858.webm

what does she say/is her dialect? getting mixed reports about this qt. some people say mosa means cute, others say it means banana?

>>69293267
I think you need to spend some time away from this site, man.

>>69294151
Jesus I was so out of it I didn't know what type it was, and this was Belfast with clashes every weekend on the tele

I can speak Arabic of course I am not an imbecile

>http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1482741832858.webm (embed)
Lord Almighty and all that is Holy I would grab her pussy and die a satisfied man. I am 90% sure she's Kuwaiti, 5% Qatari 5% Emirati. I know because I saw my mum watching Kuwaiti soaps with similar accents

>>69294199
You are the only guys I talk to besides my mum and my sister, I think you have a point

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>>69294294
>You are the only guys I talk to besides my mum and my sister, I think you have a point

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>>69294294
>You are the only guys I talk to besides my mum and my sister, I think you have a point

Wow man, you should just go out and socialize.

>>69294353
>>69294392
I guess you have a point, I need to first amend my relations with my brothers, I fought one in 2004 and we never spoke regularly, the other in 2011 and we never speak, and the third in 2014 but in a semi-stable conversational relationship, then work my up. You'll probably find it lelworthy, but yes we sleep in separate rooms

I thought you guys would never recommend this because you believed all Sudanese people are racially worthless and intellectually incompetent

I bid you adieu, 20 minutes to load the annoying text captcha, this is ridiculous

>>69294151
I can't seem to find out if she's saying 'sudani' or sudanese and this is a racial jab from you as an arabic speaker or someone Kuwaiti, can some native Arabic speaker confirm and provide illuminating context

It sounds as if she's saying 'Some big Sudanese guy said I am a banana, I am a banana' with the Arabic word for banana being a homonym or euphemism for an attractive girl and being applied in this context in the form of racial denigration

This is all rather ominous and unsettling Irishbro

>>69293391
ukrainian

>>69295677

"Good people, there is a guy talking to me in private telling me I'm cute, I'm not cute I'm Awasha?"

>>69291770
honestly don't like these types of girls because they use such insane amounts of makeup and it reflects on their shallow
personality

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>>69292320
bravo

>>69295786
Holy shit I am absolutely sorry

I never leave my house because of such auditory suspicions, and as you can imagine I have difficulty ineterpreting sound, possibly from anticonvulsant and antibiotic medication I received during a bout of childhood encephatlitis

I apologize profusely and ask that you don't count it among our conversations brother...This is why I never leave my home, constantly listening and revisiting every sighting, speech or interaction involving to confirm whether or not the persecutory delusions are indeed correct, and I am a national disgrace, a homosexual, an unintelligent buffoon or a madman

I will go talk to my mother about this and make a psychiatric appointment for the first week after New year, its obvious this is some form of temporal lobe problem, I have a feeling its a rare condition known as 'persistent stapedial artery', I think its confirmation and removal will remove any suspicions of delusional thought or insanity

>>69295763
wtf I love ukrania now

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>>69295763
She's Swedish, but I can understand why you got mixed up

>>69295792
All her recent pics are with make up applied...perhaps pic related comes somewhat close?

looks mixed, doesnt look swedish

>>69291770
Rape her

>>69292858
get shoelifts, the type that tom cruise wears

>>69296245
I wouldn't know..

Here (in case you didn't reverse search by now)
https://www.instagram.com/hannaedwinson/

>>69291770

show her your personal tanning bed

>>69296283
ye she probably swedish

>>69291770
Cuck Cuck BBC cuck cuck BBC But BLACKED.COM KEK ALL BLACK HAVE BIGGER PENISES THAN ALL OTHER RACES WITH NO EXCEPTIONS KEK KEK KEK BBC. If you're not black why even live? Europe is black now btw. Don't try to stop it white boi you can't cause you're a bitch and you know it. I'm gonna rape your mom too while you watch with your little penis. Faggot. Black power.

>>69292524
I love black self hatred.

>>69296452
Don't feel compelled to retaliate or bicker with >>69296399

You'll only validate their pathetic, puerile attempts with an enraged, tit-for-tat response.

Or do you feel genuine satisfaction from my self-deprecating cowing?

I wanna fuck a brown girl so bad

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>>69295786
>an Arab posting under an Irishflag

>>69292320
girl on the left: "disgusting"
guy on the right: overhanding
nothing left to say

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>>69291770
>Swedish girl
>welcome to Real Life!

Some people taking cuck meme seriously. If you are ugly manlet you can be black as asphalt you wont get pretty girl

>>69297387
I feel satisfaction. And that was my post.

>>69302655
>implying asphalt is dark
Fucking white boy

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