Oi cunts! This is for bullying us Aussies!

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>be aussie
>gotta get a gook

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>>69285576
what is the name of this meme?

>>69285595
>be colombian
>fuck a donkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw

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>>69285576
The funny thing is you've been waiting thirty minutes for the image to finally be done uploading

>>69285620
March the 1st next year I'll have NBN cunt

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>>69285616
>be aussie
>can't even fuck a donkey
>gotta get a gook

>>69285641
Oh but lad, Malcolm said we would all have the NBN by the end of 2016,

>Guaranteed 25 Mbps to all of Australia by the end of 2016.

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>>69285830

>>69285830
>>69285868
kek
my net has progressively deteriorated over the past 3 years, got a notice that they were setting up NBN in my area soon. Don't know when "soon" is though, why the fuck would you send that to someone without giving them a time baseline or something.

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>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918
>downright draconian gun laws

Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt actions.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia
>need a fucking license for paintball guns
http://www.paintballaustralia.com.au/shooters_licence.htm
>need a license for crossbows
http://www.ballisticfirearms.com.au/QPS/Crossbow%20Legislation.html
>airsoft is banned
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia
>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
http://www.ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters
>smokeless tobacco is banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products

>toys containing beads are banned

https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads

>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia


>plain packaging on cigarettes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia

>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
>video games are expensive as shit

>>69285576
>Posting in png format
Living a bit dangerously eh Bruce?

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>>69286398
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis

Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497

http://www.traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy

https://next.ft.com/content/1853648c-cbc3-11e5-84df-70594b99fc47

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47?nk=12acd4a5120fa9509bd8513af6075c5d-1466651873

AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK. LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS THING THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO.


>"h-heh at least w-we don't ban k-kinder eggs sharter" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under costant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper

>>69286398
autism

>mudslime defending his cousins in cuckstralia

God bless the IDF.

>>69286398
>>69286454
holy shit, i don't care how "developed" it is, Australia sounds like shit

>>69286479
>immediately jumps to conclusions that im moslem

ahh, american autism at its finest

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>>69285694
Nice comeback. Now go back to your donkey fucking routine

>>69286398
>>69286454
This obsession isn't healthy.

>>69286649
The American probably got bantered to death by some real anglos.

>be australian
>wake up next to your mother
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the local boozer
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>turn on computer and thread you posted on int 15 hours ago is 25% loaded
>turn on tv, wallabies lose to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>lose to new zealand again
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

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>>69286879
STOP

>>69286489
fuck you congolombia

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>>69286398
>>69286454

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>>69286454
>>It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies
>t. alabaman

>>69286398
>>69286454
>A fellow American actually went through the effort of typing all this out

We truly are a country of autism, a land of Aspergers

>>69285615
ignore jewish threads, hide jewish posts, do not reply to jewish posters

>>69286398
It's worked out pretty well, actually. Nobody needs any of that shit.

>>69287613
Don't be such a dumb faggot, all sodomy laws were repealed under the Supreme Court case Lawrence v. Texas in 2003.

>>69285576
Don't be daft, australians are unbullyable.

>>69287862
Took you a while

>>69286454
>australian man on his 1 kb/s internet

Pssh, try 180kb kid...