Why do Germans dig holes in beaches?

Autism.

>>69282476

to go to australia

hopefully to bury their white guilt

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Kek

Fortify against amphibious assaults

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Digging to Nippon to get our waifus and to get away from German women.
Also for the glory of the prophet.
Not to forget to create a defensible position in case of surprise attacks.

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To remember the good old times when they met with the french at Verdun

>>69283054
Wow i didn't know kids in Europe when on the beach are so degenerate

>>69282877
KEK
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>>69282476
You don't feel the urge?

>>69283054
also nostalgia. South european beaches are the best beaches.

t. beach eggspurt

>>69283102
You are degenerate, the country is so full of pedos that parents have to put the top on their toddlers

>>69283102
Small children do not need a bra. Covering up is just being a prude when it comes to this.

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>>69282877
DIOS MIO, NO PUEDO + JAJAJAJAJAJ

>>69282476
they tap into their inner German Shepard

>>69283238
Germans are just digging their own grave at this point
>>69283250
Um no excuse you
They just want kids to dress well at the beach

>>69283054
MODS MODS MODS

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>>69282877
>germans are so out of place on beaches they can't survive on them, the habitat is too different
you cannot make this up

>>69283054
delet

Evolution.

Germans dug so many trenches during WW1 that they developed the urge to dig at beaches at all times. Once again proves Darwin's theory.

Instinctual urges to defend against predatory American landing boats

>>69282476
bunkers

>>69283238

It's like an impulse when a beaver hears running water.

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>>69283454
the tradition is way older than ww1 though

foreigners just dont get it

>>69283786

good way to enjoy a beach, these old folks.
but, why? where is the fun on that?

I read here on /int/ that since they can dig on their houses because of WW2 bombs they do it on the beaches

>>69283829
digging is FUN :-)

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>>69283786
I found a postcard from 1915, kek

Someone post the pasta, I haven't seen it in ages

>>69282476
Everyone does this at beaches but mainly kids because beaches are fucking boring

>>69283238

LOL look at the fucking size of that hole.

>>69283054
Photoshop a pedophile into the background of Murrica, and remove the clothes from the German girl, and it's accurate

>>69282476
It's a habit from their own very windy beaches

>>69283786

i'm in agony to see this picture.
those people
>with those clothes
>digging for "fun"
>not swimming
>sitting in those weird things
>>>>>in a fucking beach!!!!

i know its a old picture, but still...

>>69284090
in brazil beach fun means murder

>>69284036
This

Never understood the appeal of a fucking beach. You sit out in the sun, usually getting sweaty, there's nothing to do but sit there, you get sand in absolutely everything. And it's boring as fuck.
Yet people act like it's the greatest thing in the world

>>69284036
Lots of things to do when at the beach, buddy.
Swimming, tanning, playing volleyball, sightseeing (assuming it's a nice beach)
>>69284084
Disgusting to be honest, and too far

>>69284155

just in Rio's.
i don't go there.

>>69282974
>>69283238
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>>69283454
>>69283786
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>>69284084
80% chance these posts were made by a t*rk

They only find wörk fun.

>>69284205
40% chance this post was made by a Hispanic or Black

You can't do nothing at the beach. Therefore you dig holes or rather build things out of sand.

>>69284036
>His country has shit beaches
>His country doesn't allow drinking at beaches
>He doesn't swim and play volleyball at the beach

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>>69283998

>>69284321
Meant for
>>69284163

>>69284205
t. armenian scum

>>69284163
It's usually a time to relax and the sea's breeze is nice
People can play and have fun there somehow anyway

>Be German at the beach
>Have cultural flashback to beach slaughter
>Literally start digging my own grave

You can't make this up

wheres that pic of a kid with a shovel in each hand?

Back when I was a kid I had the german kids dig holes on the Italian beach, so I'd have material to build a castle.

>>69282476
It's just like when you're a kid and you build a sandcastle and dig a moat. Germans just don't have the sand castle part.

>>69284438
>cultural flashback

>>69284465
Eternal Habsburg strikes again

>>69284282
You could go in the water?

>>69284926
That too of course. But if you have had enough of swimming you can't just sit there. That would be inactivity!

>>69282476

wörk

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>>69285199

forgot pic

>>69282476
Theyre looking for their dignity