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cara /night/ly Edition
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00Xmvzgxouf
>Official Unofficial Rules
1. Post something in you're language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
四. Requesting German raters, always requesting German raters.
>Obligatory English, but please do post other languages and more difficult English texts because that's the only way this will become interesting. =)
"The aborigines of Australia are also fast disappearing. It is generally acknowledged that the right of property in the soil is based on certain natural laws. The aborigines of the countries we have colonised had no laws, and they had no property in the soil in the shapes of improvements, the result of labour."
*also requesting baby-tier /fr/ and /deutsch/
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taking requests
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>>69281428
post feet
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>>69281455
err i dont have my phone near me sorry
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>>69281428
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>>69281428
>>69281455
say the most british or scottish (if you're a filthy northerner) sentence you could say
or just pic related
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>>69281471
ok then recite this:
God I want to suck your dick so bad. I want to lovingly wrap my English lips all around your massive schlong. I can feel it pulsating in my mouth and it's making my boipucci SOAKING WET. *moan of pleasure* Oh yes baby, I am LOVING IT
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>>69281551
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zhNwElfv7f
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>>69281605
10/10
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>>69281605
>Download as mp3
>File name:
>"soaking wet boi pussy.mp3
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>>69281708
nice
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https://clyp.it/vujook53
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>>69281896
>https://clyp.it/vujook53
commendable
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s09DuRa0iATI
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>>69281896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K1Ytv5mIvz
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>>69282092
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kzXkq07Dm1
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Alright give me anything in English and I'll read it
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>>69283208
The Germans are not human beings. Henceforth the word German means to us the most terrible curse. From now on the word German will trigger your rifle. We shall not speak any moe. We shall not get excited. We shall kill. If you have not killed at least one German a day, you have wasted that day... If you cannot kill your German with a bullet, kill him with your bayonet. If there is calm on your part of the front, if you are waiting for the fighting, kill a German before combat. If you leave a German alive, the German will hang a Russian and rape a Russian woman. If you kill one German, kill another - there is nothing more amusing for us than a heap of German corpses. Do not count days; do not count miles. Count only the number of Germans you have killed. Kill the German - this is your old mother's prayer. Kill ther German - this is what your children beseech you to do. Kill the German - this is the cry of your Russian earth. Do not waver. Do not let up. Kill.
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>>69283392
Can you post 5th grade tier text please
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>>69283636
That IS 5th grade tier text, anon.
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>>69283657
Fuck me sideways then
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>>69282199
sorry to hear that lad. be strong for him.
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>>69284349
cheers man, i appreciate it
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