What is the British diaspora like in your country?

>>69275964
They're alright for the most part. They mostly just blend into the background wherever they end up. We usually get educated Brits.

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>>69275964
based, and willing to respectfully participate in local traditions

>>69275964
Worse than niggers

>>69276202
>the eternal anglo prevented a strong and united Iberia

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>>69276305
>The eternal kraut prevented a strong unified France
Also pilling shit on top of more shit doesn't make for an ivory tower

>>69276498
you do know that Frankish Empire was ruled by Franks, a Germanic tribe, right?

>>69275964
they don't exist

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>>69276305
>Untied Iberia
>Strong

>>69275964
mostly bankers

>>69276608
thats what you do, perfidious albion.
keeping european countries divided and weak

>>69275964
Don't know a single britbong desu

>>69276560
Well in that case I guess a hypothetical state, lets call it Frankia or Francia or maybe even Frankreich, centered around Paris should have theoretically existed..

oh wait

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>>69276608
This.
>Spanish leaders and generals
No thank you. We did better on our own or with England.

>>69276726
Portugal and Spain are not the same country you mong, no more than Poland and the Czech Republic should be

>>69276873
Actuallys, the capital of the Frankish Empire was Aachen

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>>69276934
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Restoration_War

My favourite

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>>69275964
They got a fucking region named after them

>>69275964
>A survey of 340 British migrants in the Province of Málaga, for example, found that one third rarely or never met Spanish people,

Wtf just like our """Turks""""

>>69276962
Actuallys, for the previous 300 years it had been on what would become French and Walloon soil and was only briefly in Aachen

>>69275964
Invisible but notable.

Read invisible Immigrants: The English in Canada since 1945 (This is mainly the English migrants).

My teacher was an Egnlish migrant. His parenthad either new Zealand or Canada to go and I think his uncle was in New Zealand but his parents were like "lets try Canada"

>>69277181
This is because of the EU, they can move there permanently without ever having to pass a language test or qualify for a visa

When people want to move somewhere warm chavs and scum go to Spain and the rest go to Australia

>>69275964
Rude.

enormous faggots that get their own shows to spew retarded leftist opinions that are eaten up by brain dead millenials

>>69277528
Not all Bongs in the US are John Oliver tier anon

>>69275964

I know there is a britbong community in Munich.
They have their own message board. Toytownmunich

>>69275964
we send tons of inmigrants to your country so i am ok with this.


ALSO, sorry for our shitty inmigrants there.

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>>69277528
We send tons of actors and actresses too, and you have the cheek to get the odd one pregnant.

>>69275964
Only ones I've come across were obnoxious and jewy

>>69275964
Never heard of them.

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>>69276608
Excuse me?

>>69277722
You are a pathetic low energy submissive cuck.

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>>69278264
This triggers the Spaniard.

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>>69278334
This triggers the Brit.

>>69278264
We lost with 6 galleons, the Spanish Armada had 22...

I work with bunch of them.
3 are from Yorkshire, 1 is from Liverpool, 2 are welsh and 1 is from London.
Yorkshire ones are alcoholics. Not just ordinary alcoholics, they put russians to shame.
Liverpoolean is a really nice guy.
Welsh ones are grumpy old farts, but both are pretty good. Also, they never do their work halfway.
London one is cheeky cunt, our own little trickster.

>>69277528
Wanna take a guess as to why John Oliver didn't get work here?

Ugly unfuckable women

>>69278587
>Yorkshire ones are alcoholics. Not just ordinary alcoholics, they put russians to shame.

I'm drinking some Yorkshire ale right now.

>>69276175
People view Brits in the past as tyrannical and evil people who want to rule everything. In the now, they just see them as a bunch of posh and gentle people with teacups and monocles. Bongs don't shit on me for telling you the stereotype, I'm just telling you how it is.

>>69275964
Disgusting, rude, ugly and drunk

They belong in the gas chambers desu

>>69278727
this.

>>69275964
The only British person I've ever met in the US was an American Literature professor at the university I went to. He was a really nice, cool guy.

We call them 'whingeing poms' for a reason

>>69278748
M8, are all yorkshire people talk like they're from another planet, or ours are just different?

>>69278684
Do you guys have meme news shows like the Onion, Colbert Report, or the Daily Show in Bongistan? They seem like a mostly American thing.

>>69278836
I thought you call them "wardens".

>>69278843
I'm not from Yorkshire myself but yes, they do.

>>69278846
we have Russell Howards good news on BBC
he's a lefty faggot shill

>>69278846
Not really, nothing that's really relevant anyway.

>>69278893
I don't think that is on any more, he has a show in the US now.

>>69278872
7/10
Not bad, keep trying

>>69278836
Do they whinge about Australia or about how much they hate the UK like all other ex-pats

>>69278846
Closest we have is "Have I Got News For You" and "Question time" but neither are really comparable.

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>>69278497
It's clearly stated that you had 6 and we had 4.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Armada

Not surprised by your comment, however, in front of any Spanish achievement or victory, I would have never expected anything else than lies and belittlement from the eternal Anglo and the eternal Portujew.

Try to belittle this one, what will your excuse be now?

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They like the hills of central Italy

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>>69278846
>The Onion
Stan Kelly is a national treasure

>>69278995
About Australia, they talk about how great Britain is all the time and that it's too hot here

>>69279139
Yes and Australians don't moan that it's too cold here. Protip: they do.

>>69279139
Whilst you're at it. Any chance you can keep our stuck up gap year student and 20 something yuppies? They can't seem to stop singing your praises.

>>69279187
>>69279228
So basically you get our shitcunts and we get yours, everybody loses

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Quite loud and outspoken. They all have the brittish roughness to them, brick layers as well as mobile phone engineers (pic related).

>>69279261
Nah, you lot are fine. Everyone complains here anyway so they fit right in.

>>69278846
not really, mock the week and have i got news for you are vaguely similar

>>69278949
WTF
can any unfunny cunt just get a show in the US because of >le funny accent
I may as well have a go, I reckon they'd love /brit/ gimmicks

>>69275964
Why so many in South Africa?

>>69279139
>move to australia
>complain about heat

hmm

>>69279261
nah the shitcunts cant afford to go all the way to aus, you get our stuck up tossers

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>>69278482
Who?

We need more of them
I have never met a brit older than 30 who wasnt a charming and gentle person

>>69279938
And under 30?

>>69279938
Well you're not going to get the scum or chav Brits wanting to move to NZ, especially considering you often need a job lined up before moving there. You'll get people who just want a quiet family life or people who like the outdoor environment and are outgoing.

>>69279966
vicious rowdy cunts but thats fitting right in to aus and nz

>>69275964
we hate em, we call them "Britten" or "Engelse"

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Old people colonising our countryside in the south, a few exchange students, and drunk chavs during holidays.

Overall, they're not too bad.

>>69279046
>Spanish Armada had 22 vs 0
>Lost

>Second time we have 6 you have 4 and you win
>You claim this is just as bad

LOL! Sad.

If you meet an upper middle class person in the US typically they will be almost full english. They are the elite of the elite, they are the blue bloods that live in the north east that have wealth handed down generation after generation.

>>69280525
>Drunk chavs going to France

Why? Spain and Greece are so close.

>>69279938
Are you kidding me? Brits are literally everywhere in NZ. Just ask any random pakeha and I'll bet he's a Brit

what the hell are even talking about.

>>69283074
?
no where in my comment did i say that they weren't all over the place
but they're decent immigrants and i would much rather have a brit next door than mr chang or an islander

>>69283196
>Brits
>decent immigrants
I might misread you reply and assumed you didn't rarely meet a Brit here. I've always feel like they're always been native Kiwi for some reason. They blend in so well and adopt the culture fast. Even Aussies living here won't adapt as fast a Brit

The only british expats I've met were a statistician who frequented the subway I worked at in college, and a chemistry professor at the same college who was like 80 and would only wear sweater vests and tweed