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cara
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>Used to think people who read The Economist and the FT were smart
>Now realize they're just brainwashed

feels good to be redpilled
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hey look at me!! look at my flag!!
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LADS!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!
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http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=23

pass is slags
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tara
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don't know if it's because i'm drunk and tired or i'm just a bit dumb but i can't make sense of the darknet guide, too complex for me

how easy is it to score acid on the street?
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>>69274030
how could you possibly think that anybody that consumes media is smart in any way
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post tunes lads
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turn of event lads

might have plans for nye after all
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>the Janny starts being a dick at the same time the new Jannys have been """hired""" from the recent application

Is it the new Jannys going on a power trip?
Or is it a disgruntled Janny pulling a Chris Dorner and destroying /brit/ as revenge for the 'ol top brass replacing them?
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>Tfw Catholic Irish mother and Anglican English father

Am I one of the so called Anglo Irish mustard race
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Manchester is the best city in the UK
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>>69274044
happy birthday lad
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>>69274069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcawnRIyeok
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Asuka.
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>>69274030
>feels good to be redpilled
It's depressing.
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>>69274056
How can a person NOT consume media?
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>>69274048
dont buy it on the street

apply yourself
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwKkjLOHd7s
>when a froglass make english sound better than any englander could
hyperventilating here lads
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Cities outside of London are just grim and shit

They're just oversized provincial towns that look grim
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anybody else read the holiday issue of the Economist?

Bagehot basically called the owner of that chain pub a criminal for supporting brexit
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>>69274049
now you've ventured into the realms of theology - which is just primitive fairly tale nonsense. im sorry if you believe any of that tripe. sorry.
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1.take drugs and go to a sweaty club
2.friends family party (did this last year, gave his uncle a key haha)
3. ditch lads about 11 and try find a pub with good atmosphere

first reply decides
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anyone seen that game Death Stranding?

looks interesting x
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>>69274090
Because it's an Irish city
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>>69274079
How is janny bein a dick

hes being a goodboy you useless hatshitter

>wahhh i dont know how to post unless i can copy someone elses post and add a hat
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>>69274164
all 3
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>>69274164
number 4: neck yourself when the clock strikes 12
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>>69274083
>Anglo-Irish mustard race

In Canada we just call them Maritimers
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>>69274030
>someone reads a piece on FT about self-driving cars
brainwashed sheeps...
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wait, why do leafs still insist on posting here?
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reckon with trump we'll all get russian asmr gfs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ezSexSoFcU
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http://icarly.wikia.com/wiki/Seddie
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>>69274211
they have more of a connection to Britain than you mate.
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>>69274139
Literally doesn't even sound great lol, generic as FUCK

BEST female accent for speaking english is the home counties
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>>69274164
Key of what?
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>>69274211
Everyone elses general turn to shit when either anime or tripfags invade, we have a balance of both of those including normies and abnormies. So they decide to come here and shit this place up.
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>>69274239
just jingled the coins in my pocket

ah yes lizzie is still there

good good
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>>69274195
so go housey, then pubs until 12, then go club?

not bad actually, cheers pal
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How does it feel that Tezza is LITERALLY following your every move lads?

She can see your search history and everything.
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feels like nobody hates england more than the english
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>>69274239
but are canadians significantly more british than americans? seems like they are much closer to being american than british
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I hate racists and druggies
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>>69274286
i was just trying to fuck up your decision but actually yeah that sounds alri
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>>69274322
*scottish
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>the maritimes are actually pretty much Britain, NOTHING like the disgusting Yanks in the rest of c*nada
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>Want to read news and keep up to date on current events
>don't want to get brainwashed

wat do lads
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>>69274250
coke, apparently he used to sling it back in the day
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@69274211

we fought and died for Britain many times without hardly any reticence.

we wouldn't fight your shitty war in iraq because we literally don't care about you.

fuck off yank
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>keep trying to end conversation with a girl to be polite even though i want to speak to her
>carries on messaging me

am i being an autist or does someone actually want to have a conversation with me?
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Ah yes, the "honours" system
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just bought a new whip for my ma
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>no (you)s
>can only make a new at page 8
>fedoraposting, the epitome of /brit/ gimmickry, has been outlawed by the Jan'

Is this is even /brit/ anymore?
Craven will be LIVID when gets back
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>>69274377
hmmm
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>>69274342
i dont think you understand. let me simplify it for you.

they have more a connection so if you're challenging that, why the fuck are you here?
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>>69274363
Look, you may be new here, but /brit/ is where many top minds collaborate, and routinely outsmart the most well funded, well equipped and diabolical organizations on earth. How do we do it? Top thinkers, experts on every field, unparalleled investigative skills and fearlessness. I would trust a top comment here over pretty much any news source, especially a mainstream source, any day.
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>>69274313
Gives me a boner
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>>69274286
Going to pubs before a club costs an absolute fortune, and you can't even hear the people you're trying to talk to. Normal night out can be done with 15 quid, tenner on bottle of vodka, five pound entry.
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>>69274377
>we
>we
>we
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>>69274248
woah calm down mate
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Chuck some cheeky mindfulness tips my way lads
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>children are allowed to be prostitutes in California now
What in the fuck is wrong with yanks?
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>>69274413
>talking to people in clubs

you're doing it wrong
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canada doesn't even have a military

must be nice to get free protection from the most powerful military in the history of mankind

and canada stole millions of our jobs, too

and they aren't even grateful
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>>69274423
*Slaps you on the back of the head*
*Tries to run away but my trousers fall down*
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>>69274404
i dont think you understand. let me simplify it for you.

canadian """"culture"""" is essentially american, and is virtually not british at all, so if canadians are allowed here then why am I not?
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all jokes aside this yank is totally clueless
he's more dense than usual
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>>69274413
but I'm not a student and have a job, usually spend at least 100 for a good night out
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>>69274458
no no they're just decriminalising it for the kids, but it's still illegal to partake in it and to pimp/whatever


it's just so that kids who make wrong life choices don't get too screwed over
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>>69274162
>UHH UHHH CHRISTFAG KIKE ON A STICK UR DUMB
The fucking state of you.
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ne'er going to a pub or club again leds

musics too loud n the beer's too expensive
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Don't you need to fax your ID to hiro before you become an """"employee""" of 4chan?
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>>69274377
canada is a post national country. you're just a regional designation. you have no ties to past canadians. your nation is gone
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janny's about lads, be on your best behaviour
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>>69274406
didnt read lol
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>>69274033
>all this anti-yank banter
>tfw sucessfully agitated the locals

my work here is done
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>>69274495
Canadians are still the queen's subjects. You broke free.
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>>69274499
>no no they're just legally allowing children to be prostitutes
Yes, I said that already. Thanks lad.
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>>69274507
how do u reckon to get slags then u nonce
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>>69274495

*taps the sign on the door*

it says FOY you literate yokel
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THE TIDE IS HIGH BUT I'M HOOOOLDING ON~

I'M GONNA BE YOUR NUUUUUMBER ONE ;3
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My uncle has stage 3 colon cancer. He's coming over for a visit and I'm making his favourite meal, rare steak.
Which one looks like a better cut? I want to make sure he gets the best steak.
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>>69274541
ok bye
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHP_9heGEKo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm1JuYGNalQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
anime ch00ns
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>>69274468
Pubs
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>Your stress score is: 38
>With a score of 40 being for the highest stress possible.
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>>69274580
>feeding him the thing that killed him

lol
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>>69274553
what does that have to do with the average canadian poster on here being more british than I am? because they get cucked in taxes sent to an unelected head of state living in luxury? kek
>>69274568
t. yank lite
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>>69274580
is he going to die?
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>>69274580

where's the montreal steak spice?
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>>69274580
>cast iron pans

hilarious
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It seems like every British person has Aussie relatives
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>>69274588
oh snap! such bantz

wew

i'm staying, la. xx
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>>69274608
link
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>Trump: Putin smart not to retaliate to sanctions
>BBC: OMG TRUMP CONGRATULATES PUTIN

Why does our state broadcaster have such a hatred for Russia?
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>sir mo farah
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Red pill me on ketamine
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>>69274594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXUIIxkpdas
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Business idea: Move to one of the British overseas territories
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>>69274619
>what does that have to do with the average canadian poster on here being more british than I am?
Everything.
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>>69274619
>what does that have to do with the average canadian poster on here being more british than I am? because they get cucked in taxes sent to an unelected head of state living in luxury? kek
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>>69274643
I have
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just realised that i missed two essays by two weeks and i didnt even notice until now hahahahah im fucked lads FUCKED FUCK
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>>69274657
jews
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>>69274689
try the virgin islands it'll suit you lmao
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don't understand the "luck of the irish" gimmick when they seem to be the unluckiest of all
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>>69274692
care to explain?
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>>69274643
great uncle went to aus in 1905 and became a millionaire
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No one has told me why the DNC hack was a bad thing desu, I thought leftists loved transparency in politics?
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>>69274712

write it up now and say you had a death in the family
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which one did you get?
tfw infp
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
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>>69274716
the oligarchs that the Russian government constantly suck off are Jewish
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>>69274746
ENTJ
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>>69274712
if you graduated with a good GPA, you'd probably get accepted to a job beyond your capabilities. it'll be a good thing in the long run
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>>69274728
""""ironic""""" humor
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canada is the first post-national country
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>>69274657
I'm more intrigued why you deliberately lie in order to try and make a point.

You're either a paki or a Jew.
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>>69274728
this
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I literally can nOT feel happy. I just don't think it's possible for me anymore. Does anyone else feel this know?
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>>69274731
Already have. No matter how american they behave, they remain tied to the UK in a way you are not.
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>>69274755
and?
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>>69274746
ENTP actual masterrace

inb4 some INFP loser compares this hard science to a horoscope
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>boss unironically told me to look for jobs I would like over Christmas so he can better understand what training I need/where I want to go.

Guy is a ledge hehe, knows I don't want to be there long-term and spends loads of time and money helping me get a better job. I'm still lazy af about it though.

Shameful eh boys.
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Russian hackers influence US election...by making us aware of how fraudulent and corrupt the DNC really is.

*gasp* HOW FUCKING DARE THEY?
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>>69274617
>he got the joke

>>69274633
Probably on poor people's food. Quality cuts don't need that stuff
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>>69274744
it's probably too fucking late, dont think any of my lectures like me or would even believe that ahahaha
>>69274761
i fucking hope so lad
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NOT a fan of the irish

considering kicking newfoundland out of the country
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>>69274810
Stick on a good choon.
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>>69274814
Jewish people exercise a large amount of power over Russia, /pol/ conveniently always forgets this
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>>69274792
literally just copied and pasted what I heard on the news right now you dumb fucking twat
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>Arise, Sir Mo Farah
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>>69274845
i'm too critical of music to enjoy it
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>>69274670
overrated
I was told it's better than MXE, but I was lied to
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Anglo commonwealth welcome.

FOY

Opinions?
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Enoch powell was a great man
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>>69274811
you really think the queen affects everyday life there that much besides being on the money?
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>>69274619
>tfw couldnt afford my latest holiday because of all these damn taxes I have to pay the limeys

wish we'd dumped the tea, as well
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>>69274871
The Jews exercise a large amount of power over everyone. I think /pol/ are focused on Islam for now.
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me on the bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfKVKmqzCIs
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>>69274871
literally irrelevant
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>>69274885
Then drink.
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>>69274831
>Quality cuts don't need that stuff

then you shouldn't be putting pepper on it before cooking. pepper burns easily and will taste bitter.
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>>69274885
hat
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>>69274880
I do actually think he uses drugs
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>>69274875
You haven't at all, you sneaky little cunt.
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Tears in my eyes, inaudible screech that only dogs can hear coming out of my mouth

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazir_Ahmed,_Baron_Ahmed

>Ahmed was appointed to the House of Lords having been created a life peer as Baron Ahmed, of Rotherham
>Baron Ahmed of Rotherham

And to top it all off
>Said the 7/7 bombers weren't really Muslims
>Crashed into someone in his car killing them and blamed it on the Jews

Pic is him, feel like I'm living in a parody of real life
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>>69274831

don't be a prick. even the best steakhouses have some kind of spice blend
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>>69274746
"You feel very anxious in stressful situations."
what kind of question is that?
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>>69274818
If you think a business is genuinely willing to spend more money than necessary on runts like you, you're sorely mistaken.
He's politely letting you know that useless bastards aren't needed in the company and you should look for something else because you're about to be asked to leave.
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>tfw not white but pretend I am on /brit/ to fit in

haha the 'sheeds are at it again lads!
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should just end it all lads init
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>>69274893
If this happened we'd literally all emigrate to NZ, Australia and Canada lmfao. There would be no one left here
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>>69274885
Guarantee you can't find a flaw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx6_0Do0qGQ
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>>69274920
hmmm can't argue with that
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None of you are lads

You're all sad little men who thing they're big'uns
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>>69274643
I picked the short straw and have yank relatives
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>>69274980
I'm 5'8
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>>69274930
didn't his coach get done for helping loads of athletes use steds?
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>>69274937
Ah yes, London
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>>69275008
yeah what was his name? salazar slytherin or something
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>>69274971

would be quite chuffed with that.

would rather british immigrants then what we get.
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>tfw 4 Asian grandparents
>both parents are white British

Dodged a bullet there lads aha
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>>69274674
only multiple chara song that comes to mind and its a bit poo, I like yours tho desu esp the chorus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbAc53xm-xw
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>>69274971
what?
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>>69274967
>non-whites having any interest in 4chan

have you seen the state of the wogs and sheeds on social media sites like twitter or facebook? these creatures can't string two sentences together, they have no interest in forums like 4chan or even left wing cesspits like reddit, we're too culturally distinct from their ebonics-laden internet homebases
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>>69274746
was INTJ when i took it in highschool, took it freshman year of college just about and got INTP, this time i'm a junior in college
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>>69274966
lmao, you're a cynical git aren't you? It's a tiny company and that definitely is not the case.

>runt

I earn more than you ;^)
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Lads, why didn't Harry just use polyjuice to turn into Hermione and then wank himself off with that big knotted wand of Dumbledore's?
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>>69274930
What a BLOODY racist!!! He won his gold medals fueled by hard-work, Quorn mince and a deep, abiding belief in Islam!!
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her majesty has appointed me duke of /brit/
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>>69274913
Yes, good goy, Islam is the big bogeyman, don't worry about the puppeteer behind the curtain

/pol/ is an embarrassment
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>>69274971
would move to canada in a heartbeat to get away from trump
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why are muslims so corrupt? i thought they value modesty and clean living etc
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>>69275043
>2 Deep Dish
>Four Cheese Pizzas

well how many is it bloody hell haha
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Listening to music is literally the most normie thing you can do. Fuck off back to /mu/ or soundclound you dullards
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>>69275033
dunno, just remember reading a bit about it ages ago. Don't like Mo anyway, he's not British yet claims to be
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>>69275120
2 pizzas, each with 4 types of cheeses on them
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>69275073

pathetic hat bait, not even worth a dotted line
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>>69275095
I never said Islam is the big bogeyman. Nor did I say they weren't a symptom of the Jews.

You should really learn now to put words in people's mouths like that. Or I'll have to put my big fat willy in yours and choke you to death with it.
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>>69275132
I listen to the soundtrack of life
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does anyone remember this namefag on /pol/ called emoTory or something like that?
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>>69275118
i dont get it either
dont those dubai cunts have trump-tier taste in everything?
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>>69275183
yes
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if you could trade lives with someone in /brit/(be a JF or not) for a week would you do it
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Why did Angela Merkel place so much emphasis on helping refugees? Could it be because a) she's the daughter of a Lutheran pastor and was brought up with true Christian principles, and b) because she grew up in Communist East Germany and has personal experience of what intolerance does to people? Little Englanders can throw insults at her all they like, but she's a woman of deep conviction and principle and I for one respect her for that.
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What clothes should I buy myself

I feel like having a sweater, a bomber jacket and a plain t-shirt is literally the entire cupboard a man can have, not much choice 2bh
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imagine actually being an infp hahaha

>my entire personality has been consumed by depression and anxiety
t. infp
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>>69275183
the one that was on question time?
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>>69275213

Importing votes
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>>69275209
Yes, i'd like someone else to share my UTI for a week while I feel what it's like to have a somewhat normal body again.
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>>69275219
a-at least music is good
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>>69275219
is ISTJ the masterrace?
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>>69275267
stop doing weird shit with your cock then
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>69275213
hatpostbait
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>>69275070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbYYxA9OiqU
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>>69275213
wonder if she has any refugees in her house or neighborhood
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>>69275275
INTJ is
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Lot of fog about lads.
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>>69275183
wasn't it 'emokiddeh'?

Yeah I remember that mong, had shit hair, was Northern Irish and asked a question on QT.
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imagine having f in your personality
F is for failure
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>>69275168
Think your reading comprehension is lacking, I was talking about /pol/ not you specifically

Focusing on a symptom of a disease is just mind numbingly stupid, though I guess you have that in common with the lads over there
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Imagine caring about some meme personality test
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this is my girlfriend
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>>69275240

I can't remember, it was a few years back I think.

I just remember people would banter him constantly and he would always defend tory policies to the point where he almost seemed like a shill.

was just wondering if anyone else remembered him
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need response>>69275214
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>litterbugs, we're watching you

very ominous
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>INTJ-A
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>>69275358
you're a muslim aren't you
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really hate the most respected and powerful people in society are all pieces of shit
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intj is autism
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>>69275383
>>69275214
Buy a scarf, wrap it round your neck, tie one end to a bridge and then jump off
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>>69275358
If one of the symptoms of your disease is blinding you and you think you can cure the blindness, why the fuck wouldn't you? It'll only make curing the rest easier.
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>>69275374
yeah emokiddeh

https://youtu.be/tzGR-Ma64zo
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>>69275043
grim
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>girl from work just text me "why don't you care about anything"

fuck off you cow
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*jumps*
*the scarf unravels around my neck*
*falls to death*
>>
>>69275081
>tiny company
>thinks they'll keep him runting around when he doesn't want to be there

your next pay packet will be £0.00, you should discuss jobs with janny
>>
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Mad how many Brits live abroad, definitely higher now as this is from 10 years ago and I'm pretty sure these days Spain is over a million

If we carry on like we are I'll probably leave within the next few years, can't see myself raising children in this country
>>
>>69275316
how can rely on intuition be superior to observing the reality around you?
>>
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>>69275290
I only pissed out my damn dick, it just happened. I drank 3 litres of water a day before it happened and now I drink a bit less after. The prospects of having a nurse shove a catheter up there isn't exciting.
>>
>>69275452
Record yourself letting out a blood-curdling 'REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' and send it to her
>>
What's happenin' buddies
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>>69275403
ends justify the means nigga
im not saying there arent some scumbags out there, but most politicians have good intentions
>>
>>69275452
>giving your number to people at work who aren't your manager

shiggy diggy
>>
>>69275214
>sweater
FOY
>>
>>69275450
pork faggots huh
>>
>>69275469
How so many in the US? Its impossible to move there
>>
>>69275452
"i care about you x"
>>
>>69275497
>giving your manager your number
why
>>
>>69275452
Reply "I do care about things, I just don't care about you."
>>
have done absolutely nothing today

total waste
>>
>>69275488
yoyoyoyoyoyoyo sup sup!
>>
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My horoscope is ENTP-A lads.

What does this mean?
>>
>>69275552
means you need to FONT
>>
>>69275488
doing a think
>>
>>69275469
>the US will never go back to its pre-1965 immigration policy

thanks kikes
>>
bit concerned lads, me m8 dave told me that asian girls fannies go sideways, seems odd to me but he's been with a lot of girls so i figure he would know
>>
have done absolutely nothing this year

total waste
>>
>>69275531
so that they ca contact you about things?
>>
>>69275541
I've been gathering wank material since about half 3. Almost ready for a wank.
>>
>>69275490
how delusional are you

if they had good intentions our countries would be run in a radically different method

theyre all self interested scum, not a single statesman among them
>>
If you're good looking and have a good frame then you can literally wear anything and look great

Mental
>>
>>69275552
FONT
>>
>>69275552
>horoscope

It means a bit of Venus is in Uranus
>>
>>69275596
what you been gathering mate
>>
The duty of any good British man is to move abroad to spread British culture across the globe tee bee aytch
>>
>>69275512
Students, people on temporary visas, doctors, nurses and other people will skills that are in demand can get in pretty easily too.
>>
>>69275621
wank material
>>
Got INTP haha
>>
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/3643823/Enoch-Powells-Rivers-of-Blood-speech.html

Literally everything he said has come true
>>
Don't appreciate being called a normbral lads.

Shall be contacting Mummy May over this.
>>
>>69275595
why would you want them to do that

mine comes and sees me in person
>>
>>69275661
racist
>>
@69275637
will not be providing this proxy with the dotted lines he craves
>>
>>69275598
If they were completely self interested, they would become businessmen
>>
>>69275594
I moved to the American south but then promptly moved back to Canada.
Was an interesting year tbqh
>>
>Go on Radio Garden
>Put cursor over eastern Europe
>Put cursor over the American bible belt
Ah yes
>>
>>69275677
i am
>>
>>69275637
To compensate for your repulsiveness in the world.
>>
>>69275488
Greater London
>>
>>69273985
>the canadian brumaboo
where have you been mate? you're the only leaf I like x
>>
>>69275688
See: revolving door

And some people are more interested in power than money. Although these things are synonymous, I'm sure a lot of these schmucks derive satisfaction from ratifying laws 95% of their constituents have no idea about
>>
>>69275507
I'd pork a faggot, if you catch my drift
>>
>>69275661
A wise and noble man
>>
>>69275598
everyone is self interested, there should be some sort of repercussions for not following through on promises ie their political party is disadvantaged in the next election
>>
>>69275703
90% of radio everywhere is shit-tier. Doubt those places are any worse than Middle England tbqhwy.
>>
personality power rankings:

ISTJ
..
ISTP, INTJ
..
..
ENTJ
ESTP, ENTJ
INTP
..
..
ENTP
..
- - - - -
powergap
- - - - -
anything with feeling instead of thinking
>>
>>69275303
fugg forgot Joshiraku existed desu, need to get out my old harddrive with all my anime ch000ns on it
>>
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>>69275688
>politics isn't a business venture

Only difference between politicians and businessmen, is that businessmen crave money while politicians crave money, power, and recognition
>>
she _____ a man from brum
>>
>>69275744
this post put a smile on my face x
>>
>>69275784
Literally as autistic as astrology
>>
Deckslad reporting in, looking like a fucking quiet night so far, everyone seems to be "saving themselves" for tomorrow.
>>
>>69275827
obviously
>>
you can accurately predict someone's personality type based on their actions whereas you can't for star signs
>>
>>69274044
Many happy returns, lad
>>
Watching David Brent: Life on the Road. Absolutely rubbish really, he's basically turned The Office (which was great) into Derek (which was shite). Gervais is lost without Merchant desu.
>>
she wants a man from north yorkshire
>>
>>69275827
post gf/desk
>>
big dingaling
0121 run dis ting
>>
>>69275761
>everyone is self interested
To what degree is completely different. I mean, wanting to stay alive is self-interest.

I'd say a majority of politicians either simply don't care or lack the balls to make the changes necessary to improve society. As such they shouldn't have their jobs, but we vote the spineless cowards in election after election
>>
>>69275877
What? I think you've got me confused with someone else
>>
@69275784

>yank makes a bad post

hmm never seen this before here
>>
>>69275909
sorry thought deckslad was a misspelling of desklad
>>
Good Radio:
>NTS
>Rinse
>Berlin Community Radio
>Worldwide FM
>Balamii
>Red Light Radio
>Radar
>BBC Radio 4 ;)

Dad-rock/pseud tier:
>6 Music
>Jack FM

Deano tier:
>Radio 1
>Capital
>Heart
?? this type of shit, sure there are dozens more.

Middle aged mum tier:
>Magic
>Smooth
>>
>>69275802
happy to help x
>>
Can anyone confirm when the lads are actually going on tour and what cities they're visiting?
>>
business idea: pengest munch but instead of reviewing chicken he's reviewing tranny porn and instead of black london slang he uses welsh slang
>>
>>69275746
>>69275796
history is filled with people who have improved their country for the better. people didnt just become selfish lunatics over night
>>
>>69275963
all radio is shit its literally all ads
>>
>>69275877
>desklad
>gf

i think you mean haul
>>
>>69275963
Listening to the radio is a clear sign of being a runt
>>
>>69275963
>listening to the radio

alright grandad
>>
niggerest munch
>>
>>69274044
bonne fête
>>
>>69276000
QUICKEST ON THE CHAN
QUICKDRAW JAN
>>
>>69275998
hmmm that's odd, literally none of the 'good radio' ones have adverts ;^)

>>69276008
>>69276017
lmao, you lot are out of touch. online radio is the one.
>>
>>69276030
ah?
>>
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>>69275998
>>69276008
>>69276017
>>
had so mucj vpodka i think ive got alcohol poisinongi hhahah XD
>>
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only oldfags will remember this
>>
>Don't wanna be a dole-dossing NEET
>Don't wanna be a wageslave

Surely there has to be some middle ground
>>
he said decks not desk you pillocks
>>
>>69275904
I agree. Every candidate should have say 3 promises, if they do not achieve them their party should not be allowed to run in the next election. Of course they could use lawyer tier tactics for the promises and I wouldn't be fair since people have different opinions but I'm spitballing here
>>
>>69276008
Listen to the radio while I'm in the bath desu.
>>
>>69275963
do not conflate 6music and jack fm
>>
>>69276076
work until you're about 70

then you can retire and be an old rich NEET
>>
>1 in 20 Australians are British
WHOA
>>
>>69276076
>Trust-fund babby
>business owner
>Contractor
>Gambler
>Investor
>Beggar
>Transcend to a higher state of consciousness and break free from the shackles of materialism

Take your pick la
>>
>>69276058
ah yes the ol' reddit chat and video
>>
>>69276076
work from home
>>
>>69276076
learn to play poker
>>
>>69276076
deal drugs or kill yourself
my plan if i fail uni lol
>>
UAE:
>40% Indian
>12.53% Pakistani
>11.32% emirati

Crikey
>>
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doing some absolutely rancid farts boys

could knock out a small child with ease
>>
>>69276096
What you're suggesting is responsible government which we have been trying to achieve since the time of the greeks. The truth is the politicians dont want to fall on their own sword doing the right thing so they just accept the money and bend over backwards for the powers that be.
>>
>>69276083
not familiar with this deckslad persona
>>
>>69276076
some form of self employment or live off the land like a savage
>>
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crep check
>>
what? i love decks.de! get outta here!
>>
gas the rich class war now
>>
>>69276208
none of those loos will EVER become emirati citizens. the only people that stand a chance are arabic speaking professionals that lived there for decades contributing

this labourers will be sent home once the construction boom ends
>>
>Got a great new post guaranteed to get (you)s
>Don't want to post it until the new thread because it won't get as many

Hurry up lids
>>
one day they'll one come for us
i just hope you're ready for when it happens
>>
>>69276212
so we assassinate the powers that be? sounds good, I'm in
>>
>>69276264
AH YES THE OL' REDDIT FLAG CHATROOM HMMM I WILL BE JOINING IN ON THIS METHINKS
>>
imagine working 40+ hours a week just to be able to exist
>>
new one
>>69276310
new one
>>69276310
new one
>>69276310
new one
>>69276310
>>
>>69276263
gas the poor
class cleansing now
>>
>>69275963
>Balamii
>NTS
muh nigel
>>
>>69276318
jannied in 1...2...and
>>
>>69276295
i always told myself i'd try and take out at least one elite chucklefuck with me if i was a suicidal nobody

honestly fuck this techno-feudalism, we could all be chilling on the riviera if not for these piglets
>>
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