Tell me some things Americans do These threads are funny

We eat Reese's for breakfast

>>69271436
What are Reese?

Also, where are the posts about microwaves, fridges and shoes?

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>>69271637
>americans puts their shoes on microwaves on cold weathers

SHART

>>69271404
We le get shot

>>69271874
My mom used to have a pair of slippers that were made to be microwaved so they'd be nice and warm.

>>69271637
I had one of these this morning, it's a chocolate cup with peanut butter inside

>>69271404
>get shot in the movie theater
>audience starts clapping

we invade countries with impunity
we spy on everyone with impunity
we patrol your shipping lanes
we produce the most corn and rice in the world
we take in a huge amount of immigrants and assimilate them
we have the world's leading technology sector, both hard and soft ware.
our economy is systemic; when we fail, you fail.
we have the greatest universities
we have unbelievable landscape - witness the Grand Canyon, Great Lakes, and Appalachia

we also have a horrible drug problem though...

>>69271404
Vote for our representatives

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>>69271404
We poop in buckets:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY7m4KzYR4Q

>try monitor in 4:3 stretched
>everyone looks american

there are a shitload of disgusting fat people, it pisses me off whenever i go out in public

>>69272423
hmm

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>>69272874
>Americans
>stretching

>>69272874
>watching tv
>a programme with incredibly fat people comes in
>mess around with the settings on the tv because it might be and old program still shot in 4:3
>it wasn't, it was just an american tv programme

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>>69272779

wat the fug

get shot

>>69272779
Fuck me that was rough to watch.

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>>69272779
Now I know why indians love america so much

we eat burgers everyday and pray to Ronald Mcdonald

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>>69272779
This must be fake. Good entertainment tho

>>69272423
Do you folks ever microwave socks filled with rice?

Use it as a therapy thing. It relieves muscle tension for the 5 minutes it stays hot.