/brit/

karen

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cara

azusa

*brings the mic closer*

Lights in chains

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

getting excited for tomorrow lads

>>69266044
>>69266044
>/pol/ backed the most pro-Israel president in living memory
screeching

Edinburgh is literally the best place to live in the UK

>Inb4 insecure London cucks living in a shoe box who can't go to the pub because it's £9 a pint

Ok lads, how do I last longer in bed? Whenever I'm fucking I cum within 2 minutes, when getting sucked I last hours. I also seem to last longer without a condom for some reason

Have no reason to live

>>69266061
jesus christ that thing could rips your arms off

>>69266107
>cum within 2 minutes

that's normal

>>69266092
why la?

>>69266128
big night out with the lads

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yG1PST7iTD

what you lads doing for new years

3 months since I became NEET lads

>>69266088
I asked her out and she said no

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>When you see a Frenchman acting like he's hot shit

>>69266126
But I want to make my gf cum from being fucked. I'm sure she gets bored of only cumming from me going down on her

3 years since we broke up lads
i still think about her literally every day

>>69266107
Mostly it's just getting comfortable with the girl. Just lengthen the session with fingering + oral, she'll enjoy that more anyways.

>>69266088
I don't regret it anymore because I got asked out by a different girl and we've been living together two years now.

>>69266137
nothing

im really an alright guy once you get to know me

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>>69266137
drinking whisky alone in the dark

>>69266163
do lots of foreplay
go down on her before fucking her

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Something wrong with those continentals, lads

>>69266163
So edge her before dipping your willy in her funpouch

and im sure it wouldn't interest
anybody
outside of a small circle of friends

>>69266134
any slags going to be there?

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Half an hour till Potter Kino

>>69266107
Get her to suck you off first, this takes care of the issue of your bursting nuts. Then proceed to suck her off followed by a fuck session, you will do marvellously la. Just marvelous

>>69266137
house party waheyyy

>>69266194
I'm a real twat once you get to know me desu.

doing some mushrooms for nye lads

>>69266202
wtf i love valencia now!

>>69266220
probably
not really bothered about them though tbqh, just going for a good night x

feel like i would be one of those lads who either cums in 30 seconds or doesn't cum at all

>>69266155
That's you lost against Jeanne. She was no frenchman.

>>69266231
>Not watching the extended lotr Blu-rays for Christmas
Fucking spacker

>>69266145
I asked you to dance at the disco
But you said no

>>69266236
>dandruff
um.... no sweetie xxx

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>>69266194
>tfw you never let anyone in close enough to know you

>>69266253
can i come?

>>69266137
family/friend party where I know I'll be bored

half tempted to stay home on the chon

>>69266202
That international pronounciation language is so stupid

>>69266271
LOTR is isn't as good as based potter desu

do you know what waiting for grades does to you?

I alternately think I've been expelled or that I've gotten amazing grades.

don't know what to believe.

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>>69266271
Very good lad.

>>69266253
this is a gay party isn't it?

>>69266231
Probably be cropped to 16:9, fuck that

Once caught a mate out slagposting on /b/ while he was pretendng to be some lass from our secondary school

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that prime rib burger i ate isn't setting well

hope i don't get mudbutt

>>69266236
>water with a straw

poseur

>>69266268
She was a witch and burned as such.

>>69266335
Ryan?

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>>69266314
no

>>69266307
one good thing about yank unis is that most of your coursework is completed before the final exam, thus you pretty much know within a limited range what grade you're going to get

>>69266251
catalonia i think

>>69266293
Fʌk ɒf ju nɒns

>>69266231
why is it kino

goblet of fire is the best and thats aleady been on

>>69266363
howling

>>69266231
What does kino mean?

>>69266375
ye lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga18-o4MNxE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga18-o4MNxE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga18-o4MNxE

mandatory /brit/ viewing

the IRA and Sinn Fein are swarming with british informants

IRELAND BTFO

>>69266400
>goblet of fire is the best

You can't be serious

>>69266400
>goblet of fire is the best
hello rebbit

>>69266363
AND ITS THE FUNNIEST THING

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[WARNING]
good feels ahead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2wjCX81CHM

>>69266293
>all sounds can be expressed through the english latin alphabet
ah yes... a runt

The Armenian genocide literally NEVER happened

>>69266384
No that's Valencia you mong kys

azkaban was the best

Ordering a chinky lads

What should I get? Thinking about deep fried shredded chicken in honey chilli sauce.

>you hear a loud thud as my willy flops on the table

hows about that then

why do i imagine every leaf poster to be of chinese descent

>watching Harry Potter
absolute reddit tier

>>69266437
bit mean

>>69266375

Na mate he doesn't go on /int/ and I dont really talk to him anymore but I saw the thread on /b/ and knew straight away

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>>69266456
hope it's solid oak lad

>>69266421
how is it not

4>1>5>2>6>8>7>>>>>>>>>>>>3


>>69266423
haha go fuck yourself

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>>69266419
>spies

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>69266444
chinese curry

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>>69266444
sweet and sour
beef chow mein

>>69266465
why not?

>>69266444
Yeah that sounds good

>>69265872
>but trusting these companies and governments to have any noble aims in providing contests is asking for trouble.

this is my issue with every proposed 'fix': essentially means a government or corporation can decide what is true or not. that's worse than a portion of the population believing bush did 9/11 or podesta kidnapped madeline mccann

>>69266466
Why is this website so obsessed with reddit? I literally never hear it mentioned anywhere other than 4chan.

>>69266434
t. Mehmet Arslan

Oak is the most runt tier wood to have in your home

>>69266444
CB1 extra spicy, and hot and sour soup

does anyone have that list of female conversation topics the canadian posted? it was all plebby shite like game of thrones and coffee, gave me a good laugh it did.

>>69266437
right you are chum

>>69266466
I don't like it at all desu, just wanted to join in on the shitposting

>>69266444

>Not getting duck

McFucking kill yourself

>>69266444

mapo tofu
not all places do it, and sometimes they won't put it on their english menu

it's fucking amazing

Hello fellow posters, I'd like to preface this message through making you guys aware of the fact that I am a high IQ poster. Some of the things I'll do this thread may seem irrational at the time - but I can assure you, every action that I take has a greater meaning, and unless you also have high IQ you'll probably not understand the "questionable" things I do this thread. In conclusion, do not speak to me like we are equals and there will be no problems, thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvkRXi00p8c

I mean, I dislike the young turks as much as the next guy but to be fair to them a bunch of people just stormed their show. Why is Sargon laughing at them for being angry?

>>69266508
do you literally not ever leave your room?

>>69266419
there were plenty of ira moles within the british administration and military as well

you're being played, swallow the emerald pill

oak is the best wood and the best tree

>>69266508
It's just a really useful word to describe the most basic, generic, lowest-common denominator interests of vapid millennial normies

vancouver is chinese

quebec is french

toronto is liberal

everything in between is cold barren wasteland

Is it weird that I actually completely support the government's measures to protect underage children from pornography?

>>69266592
yes

right hear me out here lads

all over the world throughout generations loads of different cultures, languages, and religions were created

every region on the planet had different writing styles, different languages, different ways of communication, different units of measurement etc

so HOW THE FUCK are the units of time universal everywhere?

how come everywhere there are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day, etc

how does that work

genuinely makes zero sense

>>69266561
wtf is a sargon

did you mean to sergeant?

In an age where everything is made in China, is happiness made in China too, lads?

>>69266575
Toronto is Paki too

Also all of Canada's nogs live there

>>69266465
your government doesnt even keep ethnic records you fucking cuck

>>69266612
bog sim his sargon

>>69266478
If we were talking about books this would broadly be correct
The film of 4 guts so much from the book it leaves the story as a soulless husk

Having oak furniture is Deano tier

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>anywhere in the united states except new york, san francisco, portland or seattle

>>69266599
y tho

>>69266623
wc lvl?

>>69266612
sargon is one of those annoying alt right youtubers that popped up a few years ago

he's a grown man who makes money by moaning about "sjw's" and the like

embarrassing really

>>69266627
this sentence makes no sense whatsoever

>>69266644
just because

>>69266620
liberal is synonymous with pakis or anything else that can be associated with regressivism

>>69266561
I laughed the first time I saw that alex jones parody of Cenk and Ana but they dragged it on far too long...

>THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!
>IM BETTER THAN YOU!!!

>>69266592
it's not weird, it's just stupid

>>69266644
isps/routers already have the means to block pornography should the account holders wish to do so

parents should be free to choose how to bring up their kids, the government should be a nanny state

>>69266664
ok

>>69266647
22

>>69266444
chicken chow mein with salt & pepper chips

sweet & sour chicken seperate

>>69266564

mate i'm irish but... come on...

>>69266669
>says the right wing lad
>literally defined by being reactionary plebs

Please Kek, make me win the Euromillions tonight, will build a church in your honour.

>stuck in a giphy flirting cycle on tinder
not sure what to do now

>>69266686
nice

>>69266679
the government shouldn't be a nanny state******

slight typo there

have a fetish for girls butts. really want to lick and finger them, would prefer it to regular intercourse actually. also get turned on by their farts and poos to a lesser degree.

>>69266627
Great post.

>chips from the chinese
runt

>>69266686
nice

>>69266679
>isps/routers already have the means to block pornography should the account holders wish to do so
What if an adult using the same connection wants to access adult material though, wasn't the whole thing about porn sites needing to ask for proof of age

>>69266748
what do you get then?

>>69266070
*I move away from the mic to breathe*

>>69266718
give a time and place for you to put your benis in bagina

>>69266088
>'that' girl
>implying it was just one

You've had it easy la

>>69266634
this is true

t. Teak master-race

"I'm right wing" = "I was too stupid to go to university"

>another new years spent with family

>your age
>your cunt
>how hard do you vape?

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>>69266702
>reactionary
hardly

the left has conveniently destroyed itself. anyone with one eye and half a brain had the clairvoyance to see have seen this coming years ago

>>69266755
rice

>>69266754
where is her vagina

>another new years spent with the chon

>>69266754
hhhnnnnnnggggg

>>69266797
just rice?

THIS IS WHERE IT BEGINS OR ENDS TO BE HONEST JUST BE YOURSELF&OFFERING ME MONEY OR SAYING YOU HAVE LOADS PUTS ME OFF TO BE HONEST. HAVEN'T YOU HEARD MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU LOVE

>>69266755
Rice

>>69266786
20
Ireland
I'm not a degenerate

might become a musician

seems like the money is shite these days though, what with piracy and what not

now even if I had a few hit number ones I'd be a millionaire because of record sales, not these days it's all streaming shite

what accept does this runt have?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNZiGtR94sw

I fuck my gf normally and everything is fine but when I fuck her from behind she doesn't feel anything

wtf

>>69266748

init who actually gets chips from a chinese you get rice or prawn crackers

>>69266775
I'm right wing and go to a rustlers group

>>69266832
micropenis

>>69266819
that is the primary carb focused side dish of choice yes

>New year
>It's still 30th of December
Proper Runts

>>69266791
it's literally in the definition of right-wing m'lad

>>69266025
Got a Mission Venture compound bow for Christmas. I'm going to try the Spring archery bear hunt.

>>69266088
ah faye
what could have been. Kissed her on NYE at midnight 2 years ago and then she kissed me again as she was leaving the party. Probs wont even see her this NYE
:(

Chips from a chinese is indeed runt behaviour.

>>69266753
routers/isps have the capabilities of handling that with ease
parents could temporarily disable the blocks if they want a wank, or they could set up an account system and have no blocks at all on their own PC and have their kids devices very safe

what the government is pushing for is just dumb nefarious shit that isn't necessary

>>69266832
doggy is the only position that didnt hurt my gf

you've got a small willy, or maybe just average idk

>>69266755
probably the picky mongs that only get egg fried rice and some of that plain curry sauce with it

>>69266832
stick a finger in her bum la, she'll feel that

>>69266827
i hear most musicians make money from merchandise and gigs, not really record sales

YES I HAVE HOBBIES
YES I HAVE GOALS&ASPIRATIONS WHO DOESN'T
YES I CAN TALK ABOUT MYSELF&WHAT MAKES ME UNIQUE JUST ASK
YES I LIKE AN ARRAY OF DEFERENT MUSIC&BEEN LUCKY TO SEE ALOT OF LIVE
MUSIC JUST ASK&SHALL REVEAL
PS AM VERY FUSSY SO IF I DON'T REPLY IT GENUINELY MEANS I AM NOT INTERESTED SENDING NUMEROUS MORE MESSAGES WILL NOT CHANGE THAT
MAKE SURE HAVE A PIC OF YOURSELF OR WON'T REPLY

>>69266791
Not really, right wing voters are literally dying and the next generation are much more left wing

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>gym closed again
What's even so special about the 30th? why the fuck do you need to prepare for NYE you fucking cunts?

>>69266870
I'm 7.5"

>not buying an omelette from the Chinese once in your life

is this the /brit/ thread or the /shit/ thread?

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>Yeah alright Ling I'll have the salt and pepper chicken, prawn stuffed duck, egg rolls and you know what give us some chips with that

>>69266702
t.leftist scum

>>69266866
You realise a lot of parents might not me tech literate though, this way their children are protected by default instead of them having to figure out how to do it themselves

On the subject of takeaways anyone else tried a Pizza Kebab Calzone yet?

lib-lab 2025
it's happening lads
get your rorke arseholes ready

>>69266858
your definition mayhaps
>>69266909
people have been saying this for hundreds of years

now that the dust has settled, what did you lads make of 2016 wipe?

>>69266918
Thats got nothing to do with it lad haha

Does it fit in a toilet roll while erect? If the answer is no your gf has a gaping wide vagina thats pushed out at least a couple of kids

>>69266924
who the fuck orders a steak or omelette from a chinese chippy?

>>69266929
salt and pepper chips boyo

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Gf says I can't go to bed drunk anymore lads

Apparently I kick and talk in my sleep and keep her up all night

What do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3L-xm7bs34

What you listening to lads?

>>69266916
lmao, mine is literally 24/7...Christmas day and all, only mongs would be there then ofc.

>>69266945

Yeah they're not bad but you will regret after, a lot to get through an all

>>69266962
too many trump jokes, they got stale v fast

apart from that i thought it was good

how did you find it?

>>69266924
Enjoy your slow painful egg-related death

The install speed on me ps4 is woeful.

>>69266959
google it right now you fucking racist

And I guess I'd say I'll see you soon
But the truth is that I see you now
Still talk to you like you're around
And I guess I say you left too soon
But the truth is that you never left
'Cause I never let myself forget

drinking at a friend's place tonight. might browse the chon in front of them all while I'm there. they'll probably be all glued to their smartphones the whole time anyway so might as well

>>69266977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8b8Tb9PWcM

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>>69266564
yeah sure they did lad

>Skipper I want to have a word
>righto righto Johnson what's the issue
>it's one of the new recruits sir, George Englishman
>ah yes, Englishman, a fine demolitions expert - from Luton I believe
>yes well he's turned up to work pissed every day this week and I caught him drinking a guinness out of his locker yesterday
>Englishman is this true?
>Begora- I err mean, bloimey m8 that's a load of old tosh by the way we don't know anything about that bomb they're planting in Manchester do we?
>what are you on about Englishman?
>err nothing, jolly good

who's your favourite reddit flagger lads and why is it liecestershire?

>getting haggis from chinks

Runt behaviour extraordinaire

the only lad I know who buys omelette and chips from the chinese is literally autistic and used to never wash his hair so he was always very greasy
on the other hand he is my best mate

>>69266959
No they haven't
Baby boomers were more right wing than the war generation

>>69266944
I'm fairly certain that most ISPs will ask you if you want to set up parental controls for their kids stuff
or you could just go into the router menu
it's not bloody difficult

everyone's tech literate these days anyway, so your point's a bit moot

Anna Kasparian is a fine piece of ass

>>69266996
i thought it was good

don't remember the puddle meme though

>>69266088
literally happened 30 mins ago

fuck haha

obama's such a joke. he tried to shit things up for trump to put him in an awkward position of either looking like a russian apologist or having bad relations from the start. putin didn't take the bait though
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-12-30/putin-stunner-we-will-not-expel-anyone-we-refuse-sink-obamas-level

>>69267026
His cute willy

>>69267043
screaming

>>69267011
Use Clover

>>69267005
>People buy consoles because it's quicker and easier than gaming on a PC
>Get hours of updates straight out of the box
i am laffin

>>69267042
>everyone's tech literate these days anyway, so your point's a bit moot
you;d be surprised desu

>>69267020
piss'd yourself in bed and blamed the fenians again ulster?

>>69267011
>>69267011
>sitting on your phones while drinking with the lads

what a bunch of saddos

http://www.strawpoll.me/11992462

http://www.strawpoll.me/11992462

http://www.strawpoll.me/11992462

>>69267065
bet it is cute iah

>>69266989
wish i could find a 24/7 one. Back home for christmas so i have to rely on the shitty small town gym. There is literally one squat rack and 2 barbells for a town of population 20000

>>69267043
Why do retail uniforms all have a big pocket on the front of the shirt?

>>69267047
I want to ejaculate into her mustache

>>69267034
clinging on to the last bit of hope i see

lets see what you think when trump gets reelected and labour loses another election

i just wanna be somebody lads

>>69267043
creasing

>>69267011
>they'll probably be all glued to their smartphones the whole time anyway so might as well
my friends did this constantly when we were out, it was only me and 1 other who didn't use the phone

don't talk to them anymore tho

>>69267073
well even if they are tech illiterate, ISPs can help them sort out parental controls for their kids if they want

it's not the job of the government to block things willy-nilly

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>>69267093
for pocketing all the deals

>>69267076
the infamous irish wit reads its ugly head again

>>69267080
Post a thumbnail for your poll la. It's 2017 and all that after all

>>69267080
>all these sonyggers

>pc gaming
ah yesssss let's spend over a grand to play games

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>>69267087
not sure that i want my willy to be considered "cute" iah

>>69267077
thats the world we live in m8. no point trying to fight it

>>69267043
kek

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>>69267073
>i am laffin
The physical copies are fine.

It's the digital purchases that are the real pain in the bollocks.
I bought Doom for €20 and I have to wait fucking 24 hours for it to install fully.

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>>69267144

Why is Lost in Translation so good? Not much actually happens but it is so rewatchable. Is it magic? Movie magic?

Why are the oak furnitureland adverts so annoying?

>>69267103
The only people desperately clinging to hope are right wingers who can't face that they are in demographic destruction

what is your favourite Liam Neeson film?

mine is The Grey

Gonna turn my life around lads. It starts tomorrow.

>>69267184
immigrants care about their countries as well and will recognize a threat when they see it.

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>>69267076
I don't much care for Fenians

>>69267103
labour will almost definitely not be in government 2020
trump will probably go

what colour top to wear with navy blue trousers?

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>>69267080
I use PC, PS4 and sometimes my 360, what do I choose

>>69267073
>>69267161
>people buy consoles because cheap hardware
>games even after years are still billions
nice fucking memes

>>69267218
Ah yes desperately hoping that immigrants will go right wing for some reason

>>69267204
YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW

>>69267213
how is his neck not broken

>>69267227
Grey

Sargon posts in these threads

2017

>monday-friday: class, gym, library
>friday-saturday: clubs
>sunday: library

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>>69267179
end yourself

>>69267213
why did the UVF never fuck him up

>>69267227
>>69267252
a light aqua green might also work

>>69267257
cringing
does he actually?

Lads just seen the new Jungle Book, it was really good. The effects were really good and there were parts made me happy and parts that made me sad.

>>69267227

white

>>69267151
i just imagine it's v. feminine that's all xx

normies don't even know who the UVF are but everyone knows the 'ra

>>69267248
it's all happening. nobody is talking about how much minority and female support trump had via exit polling because that's the real shocker

political demographics are changing, fast

>>69267269
crease

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>>69267188
Rob Roy

>>69267295
people in the UK dont know what the UVF are? grim

>>69267264
7 days of the week: lift, eat healthy, read books, shag and constantly improve myself because I don't have a job to occupy my time

>>69267271

Because the 'RA would have fucked their leaders up

>>69267295
british propaganda

How did Sony win this generation's console wars when they used to sell PS3's at a net loss?

>>69267284
*pats you on the head*

>>69267295
UVF never did attacks on the mainland is why
Do Irish normies not even know who they are?

>>69267292
well its 6x4.5 so make of that what you will

>>69267332
because they came fucking first

I wanna knock *knock knock* on wood

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When you are at your new years dinner and party, I am practicing my bow skills.

Happy 2017!

>>69267076
Not me you daft twat

>>69267332
Sony has won every single gen they've participated in...

>>69267129
They're not outright blocked tho, you can easily have them unblocked if you need to.
I'd say that stopping children accessing porn is more important than adults being able to access porn, that's my argument really

>>69267299
Trump did not have high minority support
Hillary did better with blacks than Obama did

hello lads keep the discussion to films thanks

>>69267323
7 days of the week: drink, smoke, shitpost, masturbate, and constantly destroy myself because I don't have a job to occupy my time

>>69267332
they got lucky

Who /WatchDoges/ here?

Huh! We don't need an engraver to add a picture of Jane Austen to the new fiver. What we need is someone able to take the face of that drunken, racist mass murderer off the back off it!!

>>69267295

UVF are counter-terrorists

they were vigilantes when the RUC became spineless and failed to protect protestants

>>69267332
being better at lying to fans faces than microsoft

>>69267361
DEMAND a bow gf

>>69267383
proof?
you have none ))))))

I watched 25 hours of Harry Potter in the past 48 hours. I need help.

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>>69267383

>>69267356
cut?

>>69267390
thank god for this reasonable lad i thought I was sharing a thread with self improving optimist normies, yuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJOqJ-RitOg

kind of a choon tbqh

feel bad about it tho

dog only really likes my dad but i just want her to love the whole family :( can't make her wag like he can

>>69267402
thanks for the information canada

>>69267397
which one?

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>>69266575
Halifax

>>69267257
hardly news. the guy openly admits to having been a /pol/tard (he probably still is)

>>69267421
absolutely not

gross!

>>69267425
just gotta touch her in the right places

>>69267377
When you say children do you mean teenagers under 18 or pre-pubescents?

because with the former you can just teach them about how porn's bad in school during sex education lessons
and the latter aren't going to be looking for porn, or if they do find it they won't understand it

>>69267383
>Hillary did better with blacks than Obama did
this is literally just a lie

>>69267410
you're a wizard

accio gf!

>>69267448
phew

now provide pics thankyou

>>69267434
you guys have a victorian oldtown?

how kawaii

>>69267434

That doesn't look like Halifax

>>69267476
y-you first

>>69267291
>white after labour day

Erm, no sweetie x

still wanking to this>>69264597

>>69267155
i was drinking with my m8s last night and not a single person was on thier phone

had a load of great conversations and went home smashed at 3am

>>69267432
2

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the pinnacle of british accomplishment

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>>69267388
Objective James Bond Rank:
>Sean Connery (Scotland)
>Daniel Craig (England)
>Roger Moore (England)
>Timothy Dalton (Wales)
>George Lazenby (Australia)
>Pierce Brosnan (Ireland)

avada cadaver

>>69267469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gTF8QaHMuy

>>69267409
>>69267413
>>69267457
I'm not the one asserting complete garbage that Trump did well with minorities.

>>69267489
no, i'm not packing mad heat like you ;_;

>>69267504
normies need to leave

>>69267425
you gotta give her treats

>>69267537
how big?

>>69267388
best of 2016:
one more time with feeling
the wailing
manchester by the sea
hacksaw ridge

How many items of oak furniture do you own?

NIGHY
I
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>>69267503
is it as unsufferable as it seems?

>>69267499
Now I am too x

>>69267517
fermez la bouche mon frere du baguette

FONTs

when is that bbc show about black men cucking whites coming out?

>>69267560
should i see hacksaw ridge? i saw based mel directed it, and an indian posted a tweet saying no one wants to see a film of only white people and that made me want to see it too