/balt + ausnz/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRRo4T9N0YU

>>69263400
>what did you achieve this year?
basically nothing meaningful I hope I'm gonna do better next year

>>69263400
met azusa

>>69263444
>444
i hope you smashed his boipucci

>>69263444
post pics

>>69263430
wtf
Are those snakes?

>>69263400
I talked to a girl.

>>69263400
What a wonderment of urban planning

>>69263515
yes

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>olen mina
>sisenen Rimisse, vaja uueks aastaks salatimaterjali soetada
>lohisen uisapäisa riiulite vahel, kui miski õudne heli kriibib mu kõrva
>tolmune krõhva ja tema ärakuivanud abikaasa kähisevad oma sibulvõrse ''keeles''
>võtan otsuse põgeneda köögiviljaosakonda
>tee peal kriibib kõrvalestasid vaid russide ühtlane ümin
>olen olnud 15 minutit poes ja pole kuulnud sõnagi eesti keelt
>märkan võlujoogiosakonnas tädikest, kes jagab lahkesti viinapitse laiali
>mis nuss on, sellist lõbu pole küll varem Rimi natsiimpeeriumis lubatud
>jätan siiski vahele, olen autoga
>jõuan juurikate juurde
>mida vittu, kurk on otsas
>pööran ümber
>mind tabab ootamatu halvatus
>loetlen peas päevi
>korraga meenub
>homme on siberineegritel see nende oma sissearetatud versioon jõuludest
>võdisen õudusest
>ostan kurgi asemel hoopis paprikat ja tõmban sealt kus kurat

Selline seik siis.

>>69263569
>sisenen Rimisse
sinu esimene viga
maxima >>> kõik teised poed

>>69263557
Damn, i would be too scared to touch them if someone offered me to do it.
Is it blood in the eggs?

>>69263400
Your mother

>>69263616
probably, not theirs tho

>>69263644
spooky

>>69263612
t. pole Konsumis käinud

lmao i just did a weed

Water has a pretty high heat capacity, but why don't they replace the world's oceans with pizza sauce? Are these scientists even trying?

Global warming btfo

>>69263689
Cпacибo, чтo зaплaтил мoй выкyп.

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20th for big tits and THICC girls.

THICC IS A JEWISH MEME
THINN >>> THICC
DO NOT FALL FOR JEWISH TRICKERY

>>69263744
she's just fat

>>69263777
>THICC IS A JEWISH MEME
Please explain.

>>69263569

>be me
>blue in Rim, want new challenge with calling salad material
>salmony swimhead talk little, how my new girl cribbed my ear

>>69263777
agreed I like cute petite girls

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>>69263744
Milking must commence

>>69263731
you're always welcome
>>69263777
>777
true
flat chest>cow sized chest>average sized chest

Ko Probably going to spend new years with my buds drinking alcohol and smoking weed, what about you guys?

Has anyone had a new years kiss with a qt like they show in american movies, how does it feel?

>>69263800
Most THICC posters are actually FAT SJW WOMEN who aren't getting dick due to existence of SUPERIOR THINN women.
Their ultimate goal is to brainwash THINN women into thinking men like "big" girls so that THINN women would level the playing field by getting fat and men wouldn't have the possibility to fuck THINN women.
Their secondary goal is to redefine mens' definition a beautiful woman. If they post THICC memes enough, eventually men will think other men like these fat disgusting bitches and not wanting to be the odd one out, will also start posting THICC memes and fucking these hambeasts

>>69263833
average chest is ze best likce C, D cups

>>69264013
There's a BIG difference between THICC and fat.

>>69264018
No, no, i think you're wrong 'cause i have different opinion

>>69264146
ok ok you can like your chesttlets
no hate

>>69264102
There really isn't. There is a very fine line between what you call "THICC" and just plain fat and it's getting thinner every day.
The fact is that this THICC lifestyle is unhealthy and will inevitably lead to what you now call "fat" (in addition of all kinds of health problems related to excessive weight)

>>69264210
hm, okay, thanks, i respect your opinion even of I don't share it
c: sisi (boobs in russian)

I'm still in a dip love with Arturas, lads? How do I get his attention? I have his fb 'n stuff

>>69264347
y do u use fb when there's vk

>>69264453
>using vk full of pidorashkas
ew. i prefer exotic foreigners

Do you guys think Baruto has a chance against Mirko Cro Cop?

>>69264013
my bf is chubby and i'm thin

>>69264009
Hopefully working in a pub. I have a bit of a lead on a job, nothing set in concrete but I gotta stick around town and not get too pissed...Keeping in mind this was a manager bloke who had previously sent me to the bar and said, "don't tell them who it's for, I start in 5 minutes " so turning up with a three beer buzz won't be a problem.

Have had a new years kiss, it's mostly meme magic, but missing out on a new years kiss feels bad man. Whem I was 18 the girl I was dating kissed someone else too. Feels worst man.

>tfw infiltrated secret Russian social media site vkontakte while pretending to be qt girl from Minsk

>>69264499
but there are foreigners in vk too

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>>69264651

>>69264665
no

>>69264806
I have vk, add me

>>69264009
are you still a kissless virgin?
i like this new year captcha in google

------------------------OFFICIAL /balt/+/ausnz/ 2017 RULES------------------------

1. no anime
2. no tripfags
3. no foreigners
4. no traps
5. no pepe (to be replaced by spurdo)
6. no fatties
7. no tsar
8. no shitty memes

------------------------OFFICIAL /balt/+/ausnz/ 2017 RULES------------------------

>>69264874
ok, give me ur vk. only rusoboos usually have vk, and I despise rusoboos

>>69264806
yes
One Indian guy there wanted to add me once
Plus, I've seen a guy who posted in russian using google translate, kek

>>69264939
Estonia is a walking shitty meme prosuced by Russia

>>69264009
probably gonna spend it with one friend of mine and few friends of his
well better than being alone I guess

>>69264939
Damn those are some fine rules

>>69264974
wow, so fucking many foreigners, really i'm impressed. nut I want just one, his name is arturas and he uses fb

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>>69264960
>>69265000
C-can I have a look at your vk page?

>>69264939
who will be the judge of shitty memes?
memes preference is kind of subjective

>>69264960
Pidor Pidorovich.

>>69265056
it's fake

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is this thread is being invaded by russians?

9. no shituanians who question authority

>>69265208
I-i just wanted to check your communities

Who / likes pretending to be a little girl while being fat greasy fagget/ here?
>me

why are there so many russians in my hotel though

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>>69264939
wise man, wise rules

>>69265238
>2017
>postng on vk/fb communities instead of boards
gosh

>>69263718
why not replace it with air instead
rofl """"smrat" peple

>>69265281
oh, sorry

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RUSSIAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN SHITSTAINS GO BACK TO /RUS/ FUCK'S SAKE NOBODY INVITED YOU HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who /likes pretending to be a greasy fat fagget pretending to be a little girl/ here/
>also me

>>69265226
fuck off you don't make the rules here I'm more important than you here
t. most active poster

>>69265309
we want to get enriched by superior baltic/aryan semen.

>>69265316
I'm thin and i'm straight man.

>>69264009
Will drink energy drinks and play Overwatch.
Very exciting(it isn't)

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RE AL HU MAN BE ING

>>69265309
> /RUS/
no such thing
btw, you can't post Pepe

>>69265316
>Who /likes pretending to be a greasy fat fagget
I don't think that you even need to pretend you would do pretty good job even without pretending

>>69264939
Most importantly, have fun :^)

>>69265316
Who's /a litle girl who likes pretending to be a fat greasy nerd pretending to be a little girl/ here?
>me

>>69265380
is it 2017 yet? fuck off back to mordor you fucking nigger

>>69265416
> is it 2017 yet
no, it isn't
>tfw NY ONE hour earlier than Slowstonia
you see, imageboards are not popular in the 3rd world countries that's why we don't have a thread and post pretty much anywhere

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>>69265309
/balt/, calm down slow guy.

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There were so many cute thin girls moving around in Võru tonight. Felt saddened because i missed the opportunity of getting a gf some time ago.
-
Btw, musician eesti are you here? Where are the pics you were supposed to send?

75% of the previous 4 posts have been made by POOSSIANS
shame

>>69265496
>than in*

>>69265553
a-are you still in võru?
why were you here?

What is your country like? OR Balkan countries in general?

>>69265557
slavshit enslavement when?

>>69265614
No i'm about 15 minutes outside of Võru. I was in the bus station earlier.

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Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0

>>69265362
proofs?
no proofs which means you're greasy fat nerd by default

>>69265618
Gr8 b8 m8

>>69265690
kus naised on tho? ma lähen õllekasse kohe

>>69265711
i dont get it i was just asking a question

I'm real Natasha, don't believe those impersonators

Drinking a beer while wanking

>>69265707
I will give proofs in january, don't have phone atm.
>>69265712
Selveris ja bussika ümber

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alri, going to sleep. Happy new year, lads.

>>69265816
>don't have phone
poorfags aren't allowed.

>>69265817
you too
(you aren't allowed to post pepe though)

>>69265817
Don't ever come back. Happy new year!

>>69265546

Me in the middle

>>69265817
thanks you too

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>>69265752
Balt =/= Balk

>>69265921

Don't respond to yanks

>>69265921
lmao
i guess im a very educated american

>>69265994
Excellent

ur mum r8s me

>>69265886
really? you're so cute

>>69263744
>he likes hamplanets
just move to clapistan, you'll feel right at home

>>69266099
my mom hates you

>>69266099
rates?

>>69266154
haha mine too

>>69266237
good

>>69265921

lol nice circles faggot

>>69266303
thanks

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*calls you*

morning wagecucks

enjoying your notits???

>>69266317
Sorry I didn't get my compass out and do a pi r squared. Fucking nerd.

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*hacks your country*
пшшш... ничeгo личнoгo...

>>69266399
what did he mean by this?

Meaning of life...

Hello, comrades.
Am I allowed here?

>>69266586
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02RdgBW29Fo

>>69266467
just enjoying my life as a neet

>>69266645
I ain't clicking that stuff until further notice.
Forgot to tape my webcam.

>>69266586
no. get out faggorino

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brazilians are niggers

>>69266720
aren't you the guy who studies like mechatronics or something>

>>69266842
yes, but I've been staying at home for the whole last week

>>69266807
I agree, we have less than 20% whites.
Our census is self-proclaimed, so people mixed of indians and portuguese or indians and niggers that were slightly lighter toned on the skin say they're "whites".

>>69266983
me too

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>tfw mom asks why I never go to any christmas or new year parties

>>69267106
does your mum know you're a faggot?

>>69267098
cool
>>69267106
because you don't have any friends?

1. you are a cunt
2. are you going to a party on NYE?

>>69267106
what did you reply?

>>69267153
I've never had a gf so she might think that.

>>69267242
Yes.

>>69267283
How old are you?

my qt3.14 gf is coming over soon and i will be putting my penis in her mouth and vagina
your thoughts?

>>69267256
Yes
>tfw popular

actually, no. My family wanted to visit me, so I gonna hide somewhere

>>69267353
fug I'm jealous can you share your gf with me?

>>69267353
Not in the bum?

>>69267414
ass sex is for niggers and degenerates and it disgusts me

>>69267411
you should fuck her while he sleeps, film it and send the video to him afterwards

Things escalate quickly here.

Life is simple

>>69267330
26. I have no money to live alone.

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*imagines being in love with someone*

>>69267515
no I'm not a rapist

>>69267643
You're married to Latvia.

>>69267687
it's not raping if you seduce her into cheating on him

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Plan for new year's Eve..

>>69267776
how much is that?
tfw never tried weed, but secretly want to try it

>>69267776
Nice hops

>>69267776
weird broccoli

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>>69267618
>26
>I have no money to live alone.
so are you a jobless leech or you can't save money?

>>69267776
niiiiiiiiice

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>>69267710
>watching it get raped by everyone
you're not making this better

>>69267820
it's pretty meh

>>69267776
>tfw have only half a gram
meh...enough to get me blasted once

>>69267776
get rid of it
weed is degenerate
*varg picture*

>>69267889
>it's pretty meh
well than that sucks

>>69267851
Jobless leech until I finish school.
At least I get autismbux.

>>69267776
Making some spaghetti sauce?

>>69267889
>watching it get raped by everyone

elaborate

>>69267939
SUN IS SHINING AND SO ARE YOU

>>69267939
it is getting raped by everyone

>>69267618
>26
>never had a gf
yer gonna be a wizard!
but seriously mate

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>>69267932
>Jobless leech until I finish school.
>still studying at 26
are you in medical school or something?
or did you take a few years off?

>>69267820
No idea how much, was drunk when buying it, spent over 100 euros on it..

>>69267618
That is no impediment for you to go around meeting people, not going around paying drinks or anything of the sort.
But if you feel the need, atleast make friends with a female or get to know other people, you won't be proposing out of the blue and asking to live together, meeting eye to eye and talking away, asking questions, never killed anyone atleast to my knowledge.

>>69267976
Not sure what ya mean, Strelnieka kungs.

>>69268074
this looks a lot more than 100€ worth of weed
can you show some scale? put a common item next to the bag

>>69268074
do you have a receipt

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Want to save the esotnian race and have 3-4 kids, but not a single eesti girl wants kids anymore.
Why suffer?

>>69268023
I know. I can already cast the spell where I drink a lot of coffee to turn everything I see into a blur.

>>69268028
I was kicked out of some schools, then took time off to visit psychologists and deal with autism.

>>69268328
>esotnian

fuck. i'm too stupid, maybe not fit to have kids after all.

>>69268177
>>69268258
Yes bought it at Maxima but threw out the receipt cause the cashiers are impolite 80 yo alcoholic ladies just out of rehab..

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>>69268383
>I was kicked out of some schools
why?

>then took time off to visit psychologists
why?
that's like the biggest scam ever
just record yourself saying "aha, aha, tell me more" and put it on repeat
bam you save money and you don't even need to leave your house
but if you want more realistic experience throw 100€ out the window every hour

>and deal with autism.
it's a jewish meme
that's not a real thing

>>69268454
thanks

>>69268328
Fall in love, you're not saving anything one fuck at a time or making 4 children.
That's not the mindset you go along to make love to a woman, you want to know how to make her feel pleasure and not worry over fruitless things.
This kind of thinking will only drag you down.

>be me
>walk out of selver
>two bydlos walk up to me
>"please give money for beer i have a horrible hangover and i was just released by the police"
>tell them to fuck off and die
>walk away

fuck russian scum
2bh they were scrawny manlets and i'm 6'5 and built like a brick shithouse. otherwise i might not have told them to fuck off

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>>69268626
>built like a brick shithouse
this shit always sounds silly to me

>>69268556
Psychology is not a meme.
Psychologism is, nowadays psychologists take this latter path instead of the former, and this is why your argument in regards to shekels holds true, but nothing gets in the way of a person picking up bibliography and learning the deal by himself.
If even the college teachers are spreading bullshit or propaganda then you can find your way between different works by yourself.

>>69268074
you're such a fucking degenerate
i hope some čava stabs you next time you're buying drugs

>>69268149
rampant corruption in all its forms

our State Revenue Service is literally buying a door for €101 580
average wage here is a bit over €600 and almost 1/3 of that goes on taxes

our doctors, teachers and policemen are earning bellow average wages, while our parliament are earning 3.2 times of average wage and increasing it each year + they get their living and travel expenses compensated

our bureaucracy is too large for the size of our country

there is a core group that is in power and they shamelessly in broad daylight do everything they can to become ever more powerful on the expense of average people

these are just some of the things that i can be bothered to write

>>69268556
Got kicked out because I was skipping lectures and wasn't doing any groupwork and presentations.
And doctor's are free if you have insurance.

>>69268767
>doctor's are free
lmao kill yourself

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>>69268556

>tfw I fell for the psychologist/psychiatrist meme in my youth

>/balt/ talks about autism
>america shows up
Heh.

I'm in the Latvian military ama...

That one lithuanian that is pretending to be not rapist.

>>69268626
They actually beaten you

Dont spread fake news

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>>69267776

That's some dank bud you've got there, budday.

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>>69268556
>>69268738
>>69268767
>>69268803
just got 3 replies and I don't see a single (You)
fuck (You) hiroshima

>>69268879
thats me, but I'm not pretending

>>69268742
Are they intelligentsia?... The leaders?
You just described Brazil without the niggers in a few lines.

>>69268931
[Settings] -> Miscallenous -> Custom CSS

>copy-paste this:
.ql-tracked:after{
content:" (You)"
}
.ql-tracked{
border-bottom: 0px;
text-decoration: underline;
}

Save
Wait for the (You)s

damn i forgot ro come fish in some nudes ...
i mean i had sinning to do, but still

>>69268797
At least I didn't pay anything.

Should I jerk off now or save it for tomorrow?

>>69269039
cum in ur eyes

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>>69269005 (You)
thanks m8
but that's just cheating
I want default (You)s

>>69269136
if you want to thank me, never post anime again

>>69269005
What programming language is that

>>69269039
save it for tomorrow and cum judt as the fireworks are starting

Whats the deal with belgium here?

>>69269207
belgium is replacing shituania due to numerous repeating rule violations

>>69269197
CSS
I don't know if it counts as a programming language

>>69268742
Shit, son. You need a new Ulmanis.

>€600
Ouch.

>>69268944
they are people that privatised everything after the fall of ussr
they were in the government for a while, made laws favorable for them and then left

>>69269283
>I don't know if it counts as a programming language
no it doesn't

>>69269235
Fuck off you chunk of turd

SHUT UP YOU CUNT

FACK OFF MATE YA WANNA FIGHT

that one predator lithuanian who keeps telling everyone he's not Rapist.

I want to fugg Tay Tay

>>69269468
ok ok I raped your mother last week you happy now?

>>69269345
I'm really ignorant of Baltic politics, the only thought that occur me is that every single country the USSR left also had remnants of the party or secret service in general behind controlling every step of their development.
Am I wrong to assume the same happened where you guys live?
How outspoken is your media and intellectuals in general?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>69269474
i would literally be willing to trade my life for one night with taytay

>>69269513
finallly showing your true colors, eh? Knew something was up when he specifily said he's not a rapist.

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Im eating raw oats with milk that went bad 2 days ago. End my existance

>>69269290
the joke is that minimal wage is €370
about half of population is living on minimal wage

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>>69269565
well at least I get some free pussy

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DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

MURDER DEATH KILL
MURDER DEATH KILL

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

MURDER DEATH KILL
MURDER DEATH KILL

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

MURDER DEATH KILL
MURDER DEATH KILL

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

MURDER DEATH KILL
MURDER DEATH KILL

>>69269685

dunno seems edgy

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OMG the RATvia meme was true they are poor af

>>69269685
I think this guy just broke

>>69269756
we need to use scatvia as our slaves.

>>69269809
Lets split the country between us. U get south and we get North. U can use the people as serfs

>>69269587
Well, what the fuck. Revolt... or join hands and sing songs about revolting. Something.

>>69269869
xD

>>69269869

xD

>Average Russian bydlo living in Estonia makes more money than average Latvian

>>69269934
Russias fault.

>>69269862
Tbh, the north of scatvia should already be ours.

>>69269545
it doesn't matter what media or intellectuals say or do since nobody is willing to do anything
our president once released our government and people just voted in the same guys

>>69269869
>Revolt
haha

>>69269934
>Average Russian bydlo living in Russia makes more money than average Latvian

>>69269474
>>69269555
I want to impregnate her.

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Why dont poorass Latvians migrate to Estonia?

>>69270062
language barrier

there is a reason why everyone is moving to gb/ireland/germany

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WTF IS THIS TRUE????

>>69270045
If they privatised everything, russian secret service has unlimited budget even secret for the russian parliament, their oligarchs could well have bought everything.
Also having elections and people voting towards the same guys seems very fishy to me.

>>69268847
Proffessinoal or Natonal Guard.

If NG what batt, if prof what spec

>>69270269
i doubt it has anything to do with russians
these people were just being opportunistic

>Also having elections and people voting towards the same guys seems very fishy to me.
we don't really have a choice
we can either vote for the people that have been in power since we regained independence or for russian puppets
and if we vote for someone else, russian puppets win because our local russians have even less of a choice

wtf I * love stonia
*really

>taize youths are in riga now
i wonder if they would be willing to have sex with me

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My Burgerfriend and Russian bydlos who keep saying
>tfw no Estonian qt
I have some good news to you. Today, for the first time in 7 years I got a Tinder match and I've made a tutorial on how to get an Estonian qt. In three sentences of ultimate beta sperging.

No, I'ts not just another >just b urself. I'm atually 5/10 looking and my Tinder bio reads "short with even shorter dick"

Yerr welcome.

>>69270932
thanks

>>69270932
so did you fucked or something?

>>69270932
>you write multiple sentences
>she replies with three words
don't go

>>69270932
The difficult part comes after that where I would actually have to meet her.
I'd probably start shitting and vomiting at the same time or something because good things don't happen to me.

>>69270529
When they opened the archives of Moscow, your people took a good look at everything regarding the baltics?
Their secret service had plans for years ahead, and russians are we known for doing the dirty business and smearing it on somebody else, so I understand what you mean by not having too much of a choice.
What happened here is that the communists had terrorists ploting and killing people while their intelligentsia infiltrated the ministry of education, schools, jornals and media in general.
The result was that the military killed or imprisoned and tortured the communists but after their defeat they won the country by cultural hegemony. The reds are still in power here, we don't have a single conservative party on a country 80% conservative.

>>69271076
Not yet, meeting her tomorrow. Plan is to pump and dump and become a normie and go celebrate new years eve partying after that [spoiler]alone[/spoiler]

Life is pointless

>>69270932
topkek

>>69270274
Prof, I'll find out what spec after new year cause I'm moving unit

>>69271151
well* known

>>69271254
What unit were you in before? Im aussiming your in the land forces.

>>69270932
i've matched with the same girl. i haven't said anything to her though. i wonder what would happen if i wrote the same messages hmmmmm..

>>69271531
Lets all do that.

>>69271166
well good luck then

>>69271151
we have something called "CHeKa bags". they contain documents regarding people involved in soviet secret service
in there you could find the names of all collaborators
government is refusing to make that information public

>>69271573
make a temporary email, i can send you her name so you can spam her on facebook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsiD_GDFY-M

this is pure gold

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I will learn estonian in a month. Print this post.

>>69271674
>15
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>69271659
fuck wrong thread lol. ment to /heem/

>>69271606
I understand the security reasons for that, not wanting the enemy to know what you guys have learned and what you haven't.
But people will be insecure towards the government as well.

i going to usa in february and will be staying in a house with martin garrix and his crew for 2 days

>>69271658
i don't use faceberg

>>69271764
why?

>>69271674
Have you got this from the language thread on /t/?
I wanted to read something about Polish and Estonian, but found nothing about them

>>69271674
hehe it looks like Estonia gonna be enriched

>>69271813
just bcos i can

>>69271764
you're rich

>>69271948
Enrich what?... I'm german descandant, I have nothing to add to anybody else's culture and I'm pretty much settled here, my family moved during WWII.
We have land and private property here, I just have an urge to learn different cultures and not to force myself upon any.

Who is the most famous living Estonian

>>69272042
descendant*

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>>69272071
Easy.

>>69272071
me

>>69272071
ur mum

>>69271492
I was in 2nd bn doing the Pokémon course

>>69272042
so then why do you want to learn Estonian language?

>>69272124
>pokemon course
?

>2nd bn
going over to the 1st to cash in on those dank cvrts?

>>69271913
It's called "Linguaphone Courses Collection", there might still be a torrent somewhere but it's very old.
The packs have Polish and Estonian as well.
But the Estonian is located after you download it, you just need to turn it on and re-check for seeds if they don't start.
I don't use /t/.

>>69272231
I see, thanks
> I don't use /t/.
Well, I rarely use it, but when I do, I usually find some cool stuff over there

>>69272183
he just told you, you tard read again

>>69272183
Curiosity, spare time, I've also listened to a girl singing and I want to know what she's talking about without needing to resort to second handed translations, if I don't learn the language I can't read books written in Estonian as well.
I've taught myself english just for the fuck of it and so far it's been pretty useful since I can talk to you guys and mostly everyone know one thing or two about english.
I love books, there was this guy saying "life's pointless" some comments above, at one point I thought so too until I started reading, thing is there's too much in this world to learn and I will die stupid even if I read 18+ hours a day, so might as well keep doing so.

>>69272405
>if I don't learn the language I can't read books written in Estonian as well.
Sorry, but Estonian literature is straight garbage. We have so much potential for numerous Bukowskis but instead we get wannabe Rowlings.

>>69272405
ma nussisin su ema perseaugu pooleks pedekas

>>69272405
thanks for this insightful post
how much do you read and how many languages do you know?

>>69271173
true

>>69270932
is she russian or estonian?

>>69272189
Ķipa zaļais taktikas kurss, and same going to 1st bn

>>69272514
A lot, mostly Philosophy or anything regarding Western Culture in general.
Portuguese, English, German, Spanish, Italian and Russian, some of which I can't read properly but I can speak, others the other way around.
I'm not really interested in Sci-fi or stuff of the sort, so I stick to specifics.
>>69272503
An estonian in another /thread told me otherwise, he gave me a few names, it will be helpful, I already ordered the books.
It's easier to learn if you have literature in the original language.
These are the names I took note:
Indrek Hargla
Mihkel Mutt
Leo Kunnas

>>69272503
>Estonian literature is straight garbage
underaged. you should get banned kiddo

>>69272594
Nodarbies ar CVRt tur, vai būsi parasts kājnieks?

>>69272696
>Portuguese, English, German, Spanish, Italian and Russian
good lord you would probably be able to communicate with half of the world or more

>>69272507
My mother is a good woman.

:-\

>>69272503
>Estonian literature is straight garbage
>Bukowski
holy shit pls kys right now pleb

Good thread for you freaks
boards.4chan.org/b/thread/717101357

>>69273000
:Ъ

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>>69273023
thought that it's gonna be loli/landwhale/shemale shit 2bh

>>69270932
f a m

smells like underage itt

>>69273206
Like always

piskit nachui komuniūgos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxb02Pm4vcc&t=73s

>>69273433
> nachui
?
http://natribu.org/lt/

>>69272817
Es vēl īsti nezinu bet eju uz 1. mehanizeto rotu

Migrate lads
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