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not long to sort out those NYE plans edition
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essex
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>>69258805
ESH
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I am notoriously bad at judging how much aftershave to put on
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about to have a shot of tequila
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shit edition damo
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remember when jontron was funny?
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>>69258858
yeah
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just had a shot of tequila
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pls janny dont heem this thread
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>>69258831
never used aftershave in my life

then again i can't grow a beard
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>>69258885
last ones on page 6 i think we're safe
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s18mdF8ikFi3
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>>69258847
she looks like elizabeth from bioshock

daets
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What are da gweat British werking clarse gonna say when all the foreigners they hate aren't actually kicked out after Brexit?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B5T8cHa5x0

dpd spy cam bear
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>>69258932
The UK is going to turn into some sort of Somalia type shit with no rule of law
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>>69258784
rate my fancy dress
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It's back, lads.

Now I have a reason to leave the house.
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everyone FUCK OFF
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>>69258952
Why, are they gonna go feral on their estates?
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>>69258996
yeah
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>>69258973
meh

I miss the mcchicken premiere
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lets all pretend to be cute girls
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>>69258976
where to?
how long for?
why?
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>>69258847
I've been wanking over felicity since she was in the archers, all you casuals jumping on board because you saw her in a Star Wars film need to FUCK OFF
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>>69258932
Ironically Brexit'll probably increase non-EU immigration which would piss the people who voted for it due to immigration even more
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>>69258973
do you have the grand mac over there yet?
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>tfw no ballet dancing gf
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>>69258804
leigh-on-sea
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>>69259047
No but we have Burger King's Big Mac copy.
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>>69258973
do you have the quarter pounder with cheese over there yet?
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>>69258973
great stuff but the extensive team of marketers there
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>>69259033
Do these people think there's going to be some kind of mass deportation of people or something?

What's done can't be undone.
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>>69258804
KENT MENTIONED
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>>69259084
yes

it's the best fast food sandwich

wait no

that's the mcchicken
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>>69259112
you must be mean south essex
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>>69259015
>pretend
y-yeah, o-ok
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>>69259084
We call it a 0.1133981 kilo with cheese flavoured food slice here
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>>69259084
if I order a quarter pounder in america will it really not come with cheese?
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>quarter pounder with cheese
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20 mcnugget sharebox desu
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>watching the dam buster's
>Main character keeps saying nigger
This is very problematic....
*Sends complaint to itv*
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>>69259084
Yeah, second best thing McDonald's does after the Big Tasty.
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>those people who ask for modifications to their orders at mcdonalds

biggest cunts
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16:38 on a sunday?

ahh yes, time to shoop coworkers into amateur porn images
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>>69259185
I ask to have gherkins taken off my burger :)
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>>69259170
more like a 20 nugget shartbox
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>>69259105
Dunno, in the pub certainly the vocal Brexiters seemed to support some BNP/NF mass deportation

Don't support mass unskilled immigration in the first place but it's stupid to blame them for the shit state of the country atm.
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>>69259185
t. burger flipper
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>>69259212
>he doesn't like gherkins
are you six years old?
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>>69259188
post em
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>>69259135
just you wait til we return to heptarchy mate
shan't be laughing then
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>>69259212
found the pleb


>>69259185
found the McWageSlave
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struggling to keep my eyes open
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>>69259185
don't rate pickles or onions and hate touching slimey food
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>>69259241
No I'm 18 why
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>>69259256
go to bed x
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>>69259136
LONDON
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>>69259212
i prefer the gherkins personally to the rest of the burger
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Fucken Aussie sailing around the world with his beautiful girlfriend..

https://youtu.be/CrfBh-Q41Aw

You're stealing my dream, Mr Australian!
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nicked ballbag with the electric trimmers
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>>69259277
gherkins are GOAT
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>achieve /gf2016/
>break up 3 weeks later
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my sweat should be an aftershave, honestly, smells fucking lush when I've spent a hour just sweating it out
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>>69259185
I ask for only gherkins
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>>69259319
grim
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>he doesn't ask for extra gherkins on his burger
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ughhh need to leave my house by like half 11 tomorrow to get a train
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>>69259302
No they're not they're disgusting rotten bits of cucumber
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>>69259352
completely wrong
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why not just call it a half-pounder?
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>>69259352
you're a pleb with no taste for mcdonalds fine culinary arts
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>>69259372
brits will think it costs 50p
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>>69259372
that implies one burger aka patty pattie
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>>69259372
>100% Aussie beef
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>>69259239
>>69259255
mcdonalds is a great place to work
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>>69259372
because it's not a half pounder is it
it's two quarter pounders

duh
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>>69259295
do people really not like that accent on the chick?
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>>69259159
>>69259204

essential reading for /int/ to rid itself of the anime menace

british posters welcome to dilute the anime scourge in /eire/
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>>69259406
beat me to it
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not a fan of this "norovirus gimmick"
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business idea: begin a career as a software developer and work my way up the corporate ladder until i'm a senior developer / team leader and am making $200k a year, then after i retire visit eastern europe and bring back a 2nd world waifu

thoughts on this strategy?
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>>69259430
keep that shithole out of /brit/ tae
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>Called a quarter pounder
>doesn't cost 25 pence

erm...lads?
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eshayzz
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>>69259430
Autism.
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>>69259430
absolutely shannot
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>>69259430
Tip top post
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>>69259409
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this time tomorrow i'll be sniffing lives off a dirty kitchen table
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abusing vicadin made me into a skelly pretty shit
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going to see the gf in a bit

debating whether to spend nye with her or on /brit/
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Business idea: shit *around* the toilet so the dog finally knows what's going in there
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>>69259485
Literally just back from Prague and actually depressed that I'll never have a Czech mail order bride. Went to a strip club for the first time and it was the most depressing experience in my life, and even just walking about and seeing absolutely beautiful girls everywhere was a bit of a downer.

It's not even that cheap over there anymore.
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>>69259022
I liked her since 2012
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re-organising thousands of reaction images right now lads
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got 6 inches of snow last night
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>>69259564
if you're gonna be on /brit/ can i have her?
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>>69259428

Don't know about other people, but I think it's cute as fuck.
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>>69259430
zero no tsukaima was the ultimate sperg anime and the protagonist in it made advances himself towards the main love interest. there might've been a little falling and accidentally grabbing boobs, but i don't remember any. her character was tsundere, which means she's mean at first but is really affectionate. the main character had to break through that outer exterior to reach the goey core within

here's an example video clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZsMXSPOn2U
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>>69259549
>snorting semen

fuck sakes /brit/
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>>69259593
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glad the swedes left 2bh
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>>69259602
will get 6 inches of meat tonight
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>>69259564
Told the gf I'm working Sunday so I can go out with the lads waheyyyyy
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>I will never kiss anyone on NYE as Big Ben bongs and the fireworks go off
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>>69259602
I gave your mum 6 inches of white stuff last night haha
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>>69259586
why will you never have one? are you just not rich enough or what?
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>>69259430
decided to read approximately 0 words from each post
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>>69259619
delete this fucking post on behalf of the american flag you little fuck
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>>69259631
haha
>>69259650
lol
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goign to kiss a girl on NYE
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going to kiss the floor with my jaw on nye haha
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>>69258784
jack daniels is the biggest meme drink EVER tastes like absolute shite
would much rather drink cheaper Scottish options
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>you will have an enjoyable NYE alone, knowing that maybe next will be better.
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Eating crackers with cheese & chutney

Getting very sticky fingers
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give me a name, first and last

writing an email to a bunch of loser rubbish corporate drones who think they can get away with anything
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Have literally never kissed anyone on new years

that's a dumb yank thing anyway
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>>69259735
good post

replace scottish with irish though and we're good
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>>69259769
what nationality?
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>>69259769
Mike Hawk lol
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Where do ducks go when the river freezes over?
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>>69259769
Alberto Barbossa
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Lads seems like we're all anxious about NYE

Can we just all boycott New Years? Pretend it's 2016? Forget about the calendar?
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>>69259769
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>>69259820
the grass
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>>69259820
heated swimming pools
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so lonely
so alone
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>>69259782
>britvirgins
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>>69259820
south
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>>69259769
Rafael Stone
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>so lonely
>so alone
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>>69259769
hugh jass
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Always punch below weight ont pull personally
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>>69259855
do you deserve it?
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>>69259820
They'll find open water elsewhere such as a river. However, in many cases, the ducks themselves keep the water from freezing. Their continued presence in the water swimming around and disturbing the water surface keeps the water from freezing and they can often keep open small sections of a pond (which is all they need) despite very cold temperatures. They are, however, more susceptible to predators when they have limited access to large areas of water.
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>>69259664
If I finish my degree I should be but life in the Czech Republic is pretty good. Same for Hungary. I think the days of Central European mail order brides is over and it's just going to be Ukrainians and Moldovans
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>>69259863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
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>>69259893
no one deserves this
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business idea: move to prague and learn czech
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>>69259769
Joshua Waters
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>irelad
more like negative nonce
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>>69259930
ummm what about hitler sweety x
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ah yes
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>>69259792
Irish blended whiskeys are better than Scotch ones because they're not meme-tier but you can't beat a decent single malt
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made a really well expressed reply on the virtues of an anime i liked on this forum i go to a lot and only got 1 reply. it was telling me to delete it. sometimes people don't have any sensitivity to other peoples feelings i guess
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>Putin is the good guy

when did this happen?
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here we are then
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>>69259930
i do, i'm an angry autistic creep
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business idea:
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>>69259930
Disagree. So, why are you alone? Are you an ugly cunt?
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>>69259984
in your dumb rorke mind
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>>69259971
thats what you get for posting about chinese cartoons made for autistic children
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>>69259984
that's his plan
make the US look like the bad people
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>>69259919
just get a ukrainian then it's not like there's any difference
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>>69259964
they have a cabe car in london? Lol where des it go?
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>>69260014
the US are the bad people, always have been
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>>69259971
who is your favourite keion
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>>69260039
wait what? why?
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>>69259957
even he had a gf and lots of loyal friends

>>69260003
just how the cookie crumbles
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>>69260013
1. zero no tsukaimi is a seinen anime, which means by definition it's made for men, not children
2. it features realistic social interactions in many instances, so it's not tailored for the typical autistic anime audience
3. anime is japanese, not chinese
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>Trump learns from Obama all the shit Putin is pulling on the USA and how deep the rabbit hole goes

>Trump reverses his pledges towards Russia and goes full Cold War 2.0 mode

Chances?
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>>69259792
kk
would much rather drink most irish and scottish drinks
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>>69260072
me in the pantsuit
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addicted to jelly tots
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The chutney is nice, but I 3el it's slowing down my cracher and cheese intake
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alt right are cucks who like big strong daddy figures such as trump and putin and actually think they have their best interests in mind and care about muh white genocide
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>>69260065
because you're all ugly virgins
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Reckon I could pull a cheeky rape tomorrow night
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>>69260031
across the river
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>>69260119
):<
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made an autobiographical film lads
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>>69260014
it's working

people destroyed the incumbent administration because of it. and when the new administration proves to be more of the same they will become disillusioned with the country as a whole.

russia is the future
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>>69260076
posting a reply to let you know that you should delete this
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>>69260039
Cuck
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>>69260156
good post
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>>69260124
literally the first i ever heard of this. is it popular? or just an emir's vanity project?
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>>69259645
>I will never kiss anyone
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tst
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>alt right
>post truth politics

What is the next meaningless leftist buzzword
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pizza is done
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>>69260194
bit of a gimmick but if you need to go from a place where it is into town then at least it's not a bus
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I detect Autismo's presence in this thread
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what does it mean when a brit calls someone "bellsniff"
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>>69260209
i don't know why don't you go discuss it on /pol/
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>>69260240
bellend
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politically, I'm an alt-centrist
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>>69260194
its a bit of a failure but its fun to go across lol

lived in london my entire life and it took me about 2 years to find out it existed after it was built
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>>69260240
it means that person sniffs bellends
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>I detect Autismo's presence in this thread
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does anyone else see this post >>69260204

thx. x
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want to just _______
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>>69260240
please don't export the shitty culture in this country

>bellsniff

if you think about it for two seconds it's either someone who sniffs bellends or it makes no fucking sense or both, probably

fucking runt culture
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a british girl told me to 'xoxo', what did she mean by that
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what are some part time jobs/volunteering that doesn't involve being social as fuck like retail
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>>69260324
hugs and kisses xo
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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=168948903
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>>69260122
the potential is always there especially if the victim is random
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>>69260324
she wants you to pick up some stock cubes
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>>69260072
was it actually confirmed this was hillary? if so I don't get how this wasn't a much bigger thing
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>>69260334
warehouses
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>>69260342
negged
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>>69260342
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>>69260404
yes its hillary you mong
why on earth would they report it?

why yes lets just report that the health of the woman we've been shilling for 24/7 for the last year is slowly deteriorating
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>went to a 4 day training workshop because i've just started a new job
>about 16 of us all staying in the same hotel in Manchester
>got on really well with this qt, she seemed to enjoy my company
>got to the final day
>asked for her number
>just went to text her now
>wouldn't send
>tried calling the number
>keep getting a message saying the number is invalid

she gave me a fake number lads
i wonder if she ever thinks about me
we had such a laugh together and i'm never going to see her again
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>>69259940
Was there a couple of years ago and considered that if I fucked up my life and had my inheritance - just head over there and live a drug and drink fuelled life of debauchery.

It's not that much cheaper than the UK now though
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>>69260487
howling
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>>69260487
no point thinking about it la, just move on. You'll meet someone else
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>>69260487
fuck off Chad
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i wish i was dead
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>>69260487

>fake number
>wonder if she ever thinks about me

You know the answer
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Trump vineyard seeks Labor Department approval to hire foreign workers
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>>69260487
Don't despair ... maybe she wrote the number down wrong?
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went with alberto barbossa

there is a character limit
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>>69260487
classic. shouldve called her right there to see if it wasnt fake. well, you learn something new everyday.
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>>69260487
not nice
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I have a literal old peoples name that is also hard to pronounce
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>>69260342
I feel sick after reading this
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i wish i could grow a beard
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>>69260556
could be american workers

sounds exciting. i'd apply to work there
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was charlie brooker's 2016 wipe any good
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eee me minge is right pongy 2nite x
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My posting style on /brit/ is to throw an unrelated post into the void and hope it catches a few (You)s
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my surname is rare enough that it's doxxable info
im one of only 40 people with this surname in the country
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>voucher
>coupon
>gift card
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I feel nostalgic for the days when I had friends
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>>69259564
lads before slags
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>>69260641
doubt it
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>>69260622
TRUMP TRUMP BREXIT TRUMP MAY TRUMP BREXIT CORBYN

i havent even watched it and that's what it's going to be
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>>69260627 (You)
have some ........... instead
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>both my forename and surname have various ways of spelling them
>have to clarify this on the phone all the time

ROOOOO
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>>69260641
Only 20 other people in the UK have my surname

pretty good right?
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Lads does a small dose of ket do anything?

>>69259984
His actions in Syria aren't nearly as bad as the West and Western media portray them though, don't think he's a good-guy generally.
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>>69260641

https://blogs.ancestry.com/cm/10-rare-english-surnames-about-to-go-extinct/

Consider yourself doxxed
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danald trunp
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>>69260596

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=162407671
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What's the optimal ratio of vodka to coke lads, don't normally drink it

Got 500ml vodka so was thinking of putting it in a 2 litre of coke so 1.5 litres to 0.5
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Nothing I hate more than a runt replying to somebody and then posting an entirely separate question or statement in the same post

e.g. >>69260705
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11991267

EVERY ONE VOTEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://www.strawpoll.me/11991267

http://www.strawpoll.me/11991267
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lads ultra rare
>>69260672
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>>69260756
not really
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>>69260732

Underage
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>>69260732
1 part vodka to 3 parts mixer
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>>69260756
> he doesn't browse /carib/ for rares
creasing
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>>69260709
>Hatman

Imagine having this surname, ultamate fedora
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>>69260744
prefer not to say
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>>69260742
Piss off you autist, I don't have a pass and didn't see any reason to wait 40 seconds just to separate them.
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>>69260342
>http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=168948903

where did you find this?
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what's with these homies dissing my girl

why do they gotta front?
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>>69260809
forum.bodybuilding.com
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*cuts off all contact with you with no explanation*
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>>69260809
bodybuilding.com forums
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This song is wonderful tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX0CfFdk-jw
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>laugh about stretch marks in the group chat
>girls get ultra pissy and rant about puberty

haha
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>>69260732
I like 4 parts against 1 parts vodka
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>>69260487
screeching
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>>69260709
>Other names dying out in the UK include:
>Cohen (-42%)
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>>69260855
have stretch marks on my thighs and hips from getting too fat too quickly at the end of schooling :\
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>>69260855
>being in a group chat with girls
why
they literally can't handle banter
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>>69260732
500 ml vodka 500 ml coke if you want a decent buzz
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>>69260756
hes an argie on vacation >>69259982
>>
feel a poo coming lads

will keep you updated
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>>69260809

Prefer not to say
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>>69260855
now we know their weakness
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>>69260842
haha love when people do this to me
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>>69260855
i dont get it, stretch marks?
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going to have a tub of jacobs crackers with a couple different cheeses as a replacement for dinner
(diff cheddars, brie, wensleydale, other i dont know)
>>
>>69260622
>>69260668
he actually did a couple funny jokes at the expense of brexit/trump critics

I enjoyed it overall, agenda was not as left-leaning as you'd have expected
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>>69260727
genuinely feel ill

I didnt fucking ask for this
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>>69260895
nah, you're just friends with immature slags mate. plenty of women are banterous - although men reign supreme.
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>>69260877
There was a cohen in my secondary and he wouldnt participate in mass so everyone alienated him and called him jewboy

he also had a cut penis
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>>69260920
>couple
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>>69260911
you probably deserved it
>>
>>69260928
Brooker is a radical centrist
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apparently like 40% of the UK is obese yet I never see any fat people outside

maybe its because I live in london but I dont know
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>>69260946
it has a new meaning didn't you get the memo?
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>>69260769
Was drinking when you were in nappies cunt
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>>69260915
you don't know what stretch marks are?
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>>69260970
It's all the northeners mate, can't go down a high street without seeing fatties.
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>>69260895
they normally can handle the banter but it turns out stretch marks were a step too far
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>>69260936
when did he show his penis
>>
how do i change my ip address
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>>69260936
Bit mean
>>
wtf are stretchmarks and why would girls dislike them
>>
>>69260970
pay a visit to one a town centre of somewhere dire and then you'll see
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>>69260970
nah even america is only 35% obese
we're about 25% but I never see any either, weird

suppose its maybe because they never leave the house? (I live in the south but not london)
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>>69260994
catholics like doing gay shit
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>>69260970
scotland and the north

we're all very fat up here

keeps us warm in the winter though
>>
2 tabs of acid
2 grams of shrooms
20 nos chargers
1 gram of mdma
0.5 grams of amph

ready for 2017 lads
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>>69260996
think you meant to type this into google babe x
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>>69260855
>tfw have stretch marks on my man handles because i'm a fat fuck

there's oil you can rub on it but cba
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>>69260970
>He's never been to Scotland
>>
>>69261005
what sort of question is this
>>
>>69260996
phone up your provider and ask for a new one
>>
>>69261023
all for tomorrow night? you mentalist
>>
>>69261023
am literally too stupid to figure out dark net markets
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>>69260994
I assume because he was Jewish then he was circumcised
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post sexy girls
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>>69260994
>>69261015
He got bagged in the changing rooms
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>>69261023
hope you die a slow and painful death you dumb fucking normie
>>
>>69261023
I got a full can of neftóbak, a cigar and 10 beers
>>
Scotland's full of fat smack heads

They're fat, they're round, they bounce off the ground. They're SCOTTISH
>>
>>69261023

That's not much for an entire year
>>
>>69261060
you don't deserve to use them then x
>>
>>69260891
Got fat in year 11, lost all the weight now but kept the stretch marks haha
>>
>>69261023
just rang my guy for 3.5 grams of cocaine ETA 8PM. probably going to just blast it all tonight fuck new years can always get more hahaha
>>
>>69261010
nah its because the definition just means you're fat, it's not just absolute fat messes
>>
>>69260936
kek even the muslims in my christian primary school went to church
>>
>>69261078
*pelts you with eggs*
>>
>>69261052
what if they ask why
>>
>>69261023
I hope youre not taking that all at once bie

>>69261071
happy new year lad
>>
>>69261060
What don't you understand about them
>>
saw some of that bio oil that Tim uses and it was in one of them security boxes. why?
>>
>>69260904
about to do a poo
>>
>>69261101
Yank

>>69261092
Potatoes
>>69261082
Pirate

>>69261080
Nazi

>>69261071
Inbred
>>
>>69261049
a pertinent one
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>>69261107
just make up an excuse like you're banned from 4chan for posting interracial porn and want to post again
>>
My girlfriend was pretty much my only good friend I spent a lot of time with but she was always moody with me for some reason over the past few months.

I kept asking her to stop and she'd always reply 'well you're not perfect.'

I wasn't sure if it was the right decision but we've just broke up, now I'm completely alone.

Wish me luck lads, feel kinda nervous and a bit sick.
>>
>>69261116
recent wave of thefts of it near marlow
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>>69261053
weekender, don't plan on sleeping until monday
>>
>>69261144

Shall not
>>
>>69261094
Jews are stubborn fuckers, even moreso than muzzies

ours was an all Catholic boys school so I dunno how jewboy even got in, there wasnt a single Muzzie or Prod. We had one or two Syrian coptic christians.
>>
>>69261168
good luck lad
>>
>>69261114
there's about a thousand steps in the process and you have to be some elite linux an0nym0se hackre or else the popo will turn up at your door
>>
>>69261088
£££
>>
>exgf wants to get back together

umm no sweetie xxx
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>>69261135
the nazis hated latvians (russians)
>>
ANSWER MEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT

ARE

STRETCHMARKS

AND

WHY

WOULD

GIRLS

DISLIKE

THEM
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meh, gave her a 3/5 on wikifeet

could be thinner
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>>69261175
yeah Jews quite literally see all other religions/peoples as subhuman
>>
>>69261184
i think you're a bit retarded mate
>>
>>69261080
Why are all Latvian students coming to England?
>>
Umm no sweety xx is the greatest gimmick ever produced by this general
>>
>>69261123
Currently doing a poo
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>>69261213
marks from stretches.
because they don't look good.
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>>69261213
When girls get preggers there belly inflates and then when they shit the child out the skin that was once very tight deflates and becomes saggy and leaves permanent scarring

Same thing if you're really overweight and you lose some weight, you get stretchmarks because the skin becomes so loose
>>
>>69261260
>>69261268

ty
>>
i've got stretch marks on mylower back because i grew too fast as a youngin
>>
just unironically subscribed to Sargon Of Akkad, Stefan Molyneux, Atheism Is Unstoppable, The Rubin Report, Paul Joseph Watson, Black Pigeon Speaks, Rebel Media and Joeys World Tour lads
>>
got stretchmarks I think, on my back, yet I've never changed weight suddenly, been skinny all my life

not too sure why
>>
plan to be absolutely ponged off my ping tomorrow night
>>
>>69261219
why do girls have such small feet
>>
i've got skid marks in my pants because i didn't wipe properly when i did a poo
>>
>>69261087
last couple of months of year 12 i was beginning to struggle to fit in the uniform and its not like i'd waste money on getting a new shirt with that little left
>>
>>69261322
>Not The Cooking With Jack Show

lmao, nice try m8.
>>
*e-mails you this image*
>>
have to virgin walk out to my car to get my laptop
>>
>set up account on a DNM
>buy bitcoins online with your debit card and send them straight to your DNM account
>buy your drugs
>send address to the seller unencrypted
>get them the next day

Works every time. Installing TAILs, tumbling and using PGP and shit like that is for paranoid autistic redditors, Yanks and dealers
>>
>>69261242
just did a poo
>>
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>just unironically subscribed to Sargon Of Akkad, Stefan Molyneux, Atheism Is Unstoppable, The Rubin Report, Paul Joseph Watson, Black Pigeon Speaks, Rebel Media and Joeys World Tour lads
>>
got invites for a few places tomorrow but im feeling like a right boring cunt and do fancy doing anything. just wana stay in.
>>
>>69261370
>he has the virgin car
>>
>>69261371
Thanks for the tip officer ;^)
>>
NEED a darknet for dummies so i can get some pentobarbital
>>
>go out clubbing
>bouncer at door has his blue light out and inspecting people's palms as they go inside
>realise he's checking people's palms for virginity
>start sweating
>by the time he checks my palm, there's so much sweat he cant get a reading
>decides to let me in because I have managed to hide the virgin walk

ffs lads that was close
>>
>>69261393
>do

*dont
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>tfw 5'9
>tfw 1930

fuck
>>
>>69261371
Always buy domestic

Always encrypt your address

www.bitbargain.co.uk
>>
any of you lads tried phenibut?
>>
>>69261328
I'm planning on not being completely headless
just a we bit drunk, enough to enhance to nicotine feeling
>>
>>69261393

once a year lad
>>
>>69261367
In my old job I used to work with a relatively senior guy, he was lazy as fuck, but earned like 60k plus all the bonuses etc.

Anyway, he had a high pressured but intelligent job yet he'd always be bragging about fighting at football ont he weekends.

It was really bizarre, I still don't understand it to this dsay. This just reminded me of his facebook feed
>>
used to be fat and got a few stretchmarks on my stomach, back, inside of my biceps/armpit area, and the inside of my thighs close to my bell. thankfully they're not bad and hardly noticeable
>>
>>69261371
>DNM
i'm already lost
>>
>>69261403
virgin laptop too. feels bad
>>
>>69261437
Sounds like some wholesome fun lad

Have fun
>>
>>69261425
>encrypting your address
Autism, don't even bother
>>
>>69261422
>The United States of Manlets
>>
>bitcoin at nearly 1000

wtf i hate bitcoin now
>>
>>69261422
What happened to the USA LOOOOL just fuck my shit up
>>
>>69261422
Holy fuck lads I literally just realised that it's not the Jews importing all the immigrants it's fucking manlets lmao their end goal is to reduce average height so they don't top themselves
>>
>>69261489
non-european influx
>>
>>69261422
173 check your privilege lanklet
>>
Just had an argument with the nigger delivery man who was jabbering in ooga booga too me, ended up not paying and tell him to fuck off with the food as well. Stupid fucking niggers cant do anything right.
>>
>>69261471
thanks lad will do
praying I dont blow my hand off with a firecracker
>>
>>69261338
had an anxiety dream last night that i had skidmarks on my boxers and i was about to get laid, couldnt take off my boxers or the girl would see the poo
>>
>>69261495
Too heavy, can't grow.
>>
any of you lads remember me posting earlier about going on a tinder date with a yank girl?
>>
>>69261526

Edgy
>>
>>69261535

haha
>>
>>69261493
i know, doesn't this mean dark net drugs are way more expensive now?
>>
>>69261474
it's one simple step then your address is literally between you and your dealer

markets are so unstable, one could very well be backdoored and then they would have access to everyone's unencrypted addresses in an instant
>>
>>69261526
what was the argument about? was it a takeaway you like? if so that sucks
>>
>>69261328
same lid
gonna start pres at like 5pm
>>
do not reply to tinder wanker
>>
>>69261439
yeh i know but i just cant be arsed. got uni work that needs doing and the 1st being a write off is time i cant really afford to lose.
>>
>>69261555
nope, prices are set in pounds/dollars and automatically adjusted with bitcoin price
>>
anyone here ever get a note passed to them in class from a girl
>>
>>69261495
40 million mexicans
>>
>>69261569
WOAH YOU LITTLE REBEL, PRE'S AT 5? TOO FUCKING NAUGHTY
>>
>>69261526
edgy /brit/ is a leftwing general
>>
>>69261600
oh right nice. haven't bought from there in a while.
>>
>go to wealthy area
>everyone is 6'4 and either blonde or jewish


hmmmmmmmm. thinking rn
>>
>>69261603
we just spoke to eachother in class what the hell is the note passing meme
>>
>>69261625
not really lad
>>
luca hit angry react on my dp aha

hope he was being a cheeky chappy and NOT a naught nelly!
>>
>>69261564
So? You think they are going to start checking all your post for drugs?
>>
>Go to wealthy area
>Everyone is 5'4 and ginger or Muslim

hmmmmmmmm. thinking rn
>>
What's so bad about working in IT project delivery and coding?

There was a lad here earlier who studied a meme degree and either had a shit job but wanted to follow his passion or had a good job but shit pay, but had been offered something like 30k rising to 55k after a short while to work in some digital job where they'd teach him to code.

He wasn't sure, the idea of getting 30k starting to be taught how to code and manage people seems good but he seemed to turn it down.

Wondering what he catch is
>>
>>69261635
>from relatively poor area of northern england
>everyone here is at least 6ft +
>>
>>69261664
they do if you buy from abroad
>>
>from relatively poor area of northern ireland
>everyone here is at least 7ft +
>>
>>69261603
There was a beautiful Greek girl who flirted with me outrageously in class, once she drew a love heart on my notes and I panicked, it was an important pre test lecture but I also got nervous around her.

Tried to draw one back whilst also paying attention and not making it obvious and it just looked like a scribble.

She went in a mood and stopped speaking to me after that.

Inb4 all the replies calling me autistic, I know
>>
can't imagine working in an open plan london office with a ton of other london reddit 'young professional' cunts
>>
>>69261664
no but it's evidence for them to start a case against you, it's not even difficult to do it
your choice though x
>>
watching cataract surgery vids on youtube
>>
drunk and emotional, no I don't want to talk about it just leave me alone
>>
>go to a London area
>every shop is a Lyca shop
>>
>from manchester
>everyone here is at least 6'7 and built like a brick shithouse
>>
>>69261711
You mean...... Northern Ireland...... Which is in the UK? neurons firing at 1000000mph
>>
this guy must be trolling. no one is stupid enough not to encrypt their address.
>>
Tomorrow night? glad you asked.

>few drinkes about 6pm
>dinner with pals
>more drinks and sniff at the house party
>bosh some speed at 5am and head to the club
>leave club 3pm and hopefully don't die
>>
>>69261455
darknet markets
they're talking about black market deals

I bought some ketamine just to see how easy it was
VERY is my report
>>
>>69261697
That's customs. I can exclusively reveal that Royal Mail take no steps to check for drugs in the post.
>>
>>69261664
Border force does actually give a shit, don't you know?
>>
>from relatively relative area of wales
>everyone here is 190cm
>>
>>69261754
No you bloody guttersnipe, the north of the republic of ireland

Northern Ireland is situated on the geographical island of Ireland and rightfully belongs to the ROI, and moreso everyone there is genetically irish
>>
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Jewish account
>>
>>from manchester
>everyone here has gynecomo
>>
>>69261801
I'm genetically Irish do I belong to the ROI
>>
>>69260970
'Cause people have a warped sense of normality now

Most parents of obese kids don't think their kids are even overweight
>>
>>69261824
>>69261824
>>
>>69261812
Wouldnt mind stomping on this cunts pissant head
>>
>>69261715
>lecture
you did this in university?
>>
>>69261023
Should probably have some benzos on standby if you're going through all that lad
>>
>>69261812
great banter

it's amazing just how easy it is to get the rorkes raging
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