ye olde /cum/-edition
>Tabasco
Baja chan had a vagina?
>>69244971
>not mormon
DROPPED
>>69244963
Just got Ride the Tiger for Christmas
>>69244988
Her dad decided the family was leaving the faith and the community gave them hard shit for it
>>69244963
why is he so autist?
>>69244983
>be tabascan
>drown in hot sauce
>>69244950
>Does she look your wife?
I've already said so before
>>69245004
Because he was made from 60 year old sperm
>>69244983
that was like 10 years ago, people died, such many cases
>>69244961
I guess
I've been having a really hard time getting into music for a while now
so I'll just check it out
>>69245004
He hasn't properly grown into it yet
>>69245004
Is that Tron?
>>69245024
I want to put my seed inside her and have a lot of babies
>>69244978
>>69244990
florida seemed to be teeming with those
>>69244985
Yeah
>>69245043
2001
>>69244983
Did the streets get flooded with hot sauce
>>69245051
Caribbean?
>>69245024
>looks like a sassy fat black chick reflecting in her eyes
kek
>>69245043
it's from 2001: a space odyssey
so are there any games that are worth looking at in the steam sale right now
what's a good mix with tequila?
>>69245026
lel
>>69245068
>>69245057
Fuck, I haven't seen that in a while
>>69245074
perico
>>69244963
Did you guys watch rouge one?
>>69244937
I have no clue, lot of the taxi drivers and night club bouncers asked about Trump though. Ireland still has massive brain drain with 20 percent of the population living abroad in various anglo countries. I guess they have family here and hear a lot about the election
>>69245071
Tabletop Sim and ETS2
>>69245074
Don't
>>69245074
Semen
>>69245074
Lime wedge
>>69245062
leafi?
>>69245071
None that you don't already have
>>69245090
>lot of the taxi drivers and night club bouncers asked about Trump though
In a good way or a curious way
>>69245074
nothing pussy. tequila is for shots. drink clear liqours if you want to mix
Is it wrong that since I have light eyes and carry both green and blue, I don't want to have kids with someone with brown eyes? I'd unironically impregnate I a mixed black girl with green eyes over a brown eyed white girl
>>69245074
Rum
>>69245108
that's what I figured
>>69245105
/cum/poster on vacation?
>>69245050
She's a beauty, isn't she?
>>69245108
>In a good way or a curious way
In a good way, my bus tour guide kept referring to him as "Ol' Donald" and asking everyone if they thought he was going to win. He talked about him all the way back from our trip for like four hours, I think it's because he had a pint or two before driving
>>69245086
>didn't even kiss at the end
cuck'd tbqh
>>69245111
just remembered tequila is clear. its the exception. come at me.
>>69245114
This
>>69245113
>over a brown eyed white girl
White people have nice brown eyes tho
What is things you need to take with you if you go vacation in Mexico?
>>69245125
no but i cum you jkakjakjajkjakjak
>>69245132
it can be both clear or brown, and it's all I have so I'm drinking it either way
>>69245114
noooooo
>>69245086
No but i want to see Silence
>>69245135
I don't want my kids to have brown eyes
90%+ of the world have brown eyes
>>69245127
them freckles buddy,
>>69245139
Money lol
>>69245130
>I think it's because he had a pint or two before driving
lel
>>69245139
Passport
>>69245111
>only for shots
>he can't appreciate a real margarita
Beginner detected.
>>69245113
>a brown eyed white girl
If she's actually white, there's a good chance your kids can have light coloured eyes either way.
>>69245131
Wouldn't their deaths be the thing that makes them cucks.
>>69245139
spanish verb dictionary
>>69245150
yeeeeees
rum rum rummy rum rum
>>69245113
It's much more complex than what they teach you in school. There isn't just a single gene controlling eye colour.
That being said, according to the (very simplified) version they teach you in school, a brown-eyed white girl could carry a blue-eye allele, but since the allele is recessive, it wouldn't show in the presence of a brown eye allele.
Long story short, you could still have light eyed children with a girl who had brown eyes.
this is Baja
>>69245165
>>69245179
>good chance
I don't want to leave it to chance that's the point
If I marry a green or blue eyed girl my kids will necessarily have light eyes
quite the headline
>>69245163
>margarita
do you have a vagina or do you just really like Hawaiian shirts? drink gin like a fuckin' doctah, faggot
>>69245175
I feel like you've had a little too much rum
>>69245166
>Just spoiler up this thread
Well I meant El Ultimate Bad-Asso basically died for her, then just got a hug.
>>69245125
Pretty sure he's from a Langrangian point.
>>69245198
You can never have enough rum
>>69245154
Virginian pussy
>>69245185
Really?
>>69245189
I don't think there's any way you could guarantee that, without knowing exactly which genes affect eye colour, and what your genotype is for those genes.
>>69245189
>If I marry a green or blue eyed girl my kids will necessarily have light eyes
I don't think it's 100% in that scenario either.
>>69245221
Her eyes are kinda greenish, not really that brown.
>>69245157
>>69245158
>>69245174
Ok I'm going to Mexico for New Years hopefully it goes well
>>69245219
Drink in moderation anon
>>69245228
>>69245231
If you carry brown they are brown that simple
>>69245196
I drink bourbon you fucking posturing poof.
>>69245113
I'm worried about the same thing 2bh. my gf has brown eyes and I have blue
We both have done DNA tests though and I found this site that analyses both the parents DNA for free and tells you the likelihood of what traits their children will have
Turns out there is 63 percent our child will have brown eyes and 37 percent chance they have light eyes.
Also it predicted that if we had a girl she would most likely be a D cup...
https://dna.frieger.com/calc-heredity.php
>>69245196
>being this insecure
>>69245221
damn, I can easily get lost in her eyes
>>69245243
you going to mexico city?
>>69245243
DEP
>>69245222
yeh
>>69245252
Genetics is rarely that simple, anon. It's what I study, and I can tell you that there are a shit ton of factors involved in almost every trait.
>>69245267
I-is your daughter single?
how do we revive the motown/big band genre(s), /cum/?
>>69245221
>have naturally light-coloured hair
>only non-whites ever compliment it
Makes you think...
>>69245051
t. florida
>I'm a geneticist
>>69245277
Tj
>>69245287
What?
>>69245305
Revive Detroit.
>>69245313
Not yet
>>69245306
Because light brown hair looks bad
>>69245321
>Tj
Fucking kill yourself already
>>69245277
He thinks he's hunting for Baja in TJ.
Probably gonna wear a t-shirt with "/cum/" written in big black sharpie.
>>69245297
It's a prediction based on our genetics, I dont have a kid you autist
>>69245345
Will she be single?
>>69245175
I really don't like rum all that much anymore
some of the spiced ones are good
>>69245305
Get the biggest speaker you can, and play it, someone will hear it and start playing new versions
>>69245355
Stay away homo
>>69245293
If two blue eyed people shit out a brown eyed moor white wannabe the guy is getting cucked
you see i´m a humanist
She's not your wife you fucking creepy loser.
She never was.
>>69245362
Why don't you like rum?
>>69245370
non
>>69245306
>recently in manhattan
>fit black chick walks by with a friend
>oooh, he got some BLUE eyes, i like that
>>69245366
I dont have any external speakers
who /HANDSOME/ here
>>69245248
But I'm drinking with my boyfriend and he wanted rum
I don't wanna be ruuuuuude
>>69245362
Rum's rum, regardless of spices
It only gets better the more you drink!
>>69245377
Probably, you're right. But not definitely.
>>69244963
that picture is literally me wtf
>>69245387
rude
is this baja chan?
>>69245404
rare
>>69245337
>>69245338
No I can go to tj whenever I want to I'm just going for fun
>>69245387
I never said she was my wife
>>69245401
took a really good picture of meself the other day la
>>69245402
I just want you to stay safe
>>69245401
More qt than handsome
>>69245401
my face is too much of a babyface
>>69245400
The genre is doomed
>>69245414
No, but keep posting grills until it's her.
ROO'D.com when?
>>69245422
oh yea?
show us
>>69245414
Is it?
>That moment when you realize Philip is 95 years old and is still going stronger than ever
holy fuck it can't be coincidence that 2 immortals married each other
>>69245428
This
>>69245414
No that's me.
>>69245305
Restore the black family and the black working class
>>69245396
mine are hazel but they usually look kinda greyish, brown people think its cool.
I want low T faggots to leave
>>69245394
it's just my least favorite liquor
>>69245402
whiskey my mang, can never go wrong with whiskey
>>69245445
He looks so much older than her tho
>>69245418
Ok, but please stop posting.
>>69245445
>He's worshipped as a god by some primitives
He can't die.
>>69245445
they are rich, they can afford inrmotality
>>69245445
This one's going straight into the Queen folder.
>>69245472
The queen looked really cute
>>69245457
>Macau asking people to leave
>>69245445
Never having to work and being super rich your whole life does that to you.
>>69245445
"We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves." -Prince Philip
What a fucking legend
>>69245445
btw am I the only one that finds the young queen really atractive?
I dunno, it's like she's ugly but just not too much.
>>69245507
He has some great quotes tbqh.
>>69245414
Is that really her?
>>69245505
>Never having to work
typical yank being completely wrong about shit he doesn't understand
>>69245445
I would marry an ugly lady and kill my stepbrother in order to be king 2hb
>>69245510
I think it's the smile, there is real joy and happiness in it
>>69245492
your county is the same as my state
>>69245424
I'm not leaving my house for the rest of the night
Maybe not even my bed hmhm
>>69245401
Am I?
No probably not
>>69245462
Whiskey is good
But we chose rum tonight
>>69245510
The Queen gives you a girl-next-door sort of vibe?
>tfw you remember you bought cookies yesterday and left them in your work bag
we're all gonna make it, buds
>>69245510
the queen was a cutie
>>69245521
Ill take being a royal family member over blue collar work for peanuts compared to what they get.
>>69245520
Please, please just stop posting. You've already admitted you're shitposting. What else can you gain from this?
>>69245401
I'm a fat mestizo manlet.
>>69245534
Aw ye boi
>>69245533
yea
>>69245560
don't be ashamed of yourself, at least you're not a pajeet
>>69245528
Could they possibly have been named after the same man
Tfw tons of memorials all along the bank of the Ohio River showing places George Washington stopped
>there are grills in /cum/ right now
Hey baby.
my ass hurts.
>>69245462
Whiskey is good too
>What else can you gain from this?
woo woo take a guess :Þ
rofl xd
this is baja
>>69245586
>le "there are girls in /cum/" meme
>>>/reddit/
>tfw my uncle is drunk and listening to really old mexican music right now
fuck just wanna play skyrim in peace 2bh
>>69245586
half those "grills" are gays men over 30+
>you will never be this cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4nyS7h4prM
>>69245589
>>69245597
>Mexico trying to surpass leafs
Please take this curse away from us in 2017.
>>69245529
>Maybe not even my bed hmhm
Who's the fucking faggot who reported me for posting a qt?
>>69245595
A boner?
>>69245608
>skyrim
>not playing daggerfall
business plan :
operation " gas the kikes race war now "
>>69245589
why tho?
>>69245608
pc master race?
>>not playing daggerfall
Literally a mod just blocked me from posting 15 mins ago
I cannot believe this
You are all a bunch of annoying faggots
>>69245627
Happens to all us heterosexuals
FUGGIN GAY AGENDA
>>69245608
I know that feel bro.
>>69245610
I'm only 21 tho
>>69245651
I try
>>69245581
Maybe
I don't think he even went to where my state is now
>>69245646
>>>/v/
go circklejerk morrowind for the hundredth time
>>69245653
I think that one was actually me lmao
>>69245651
That means you're about to get b& too.
Witnessed brother, ride on shiny and chrome in Valhalla.
>>69245669
what a shame
>>69245674
Speaking of other boards, what other boards do you guys use?
>>69245675
I WANT IN
>>69245669
No one important has ever been to Washington lmao
>>69245556
What are you talking about?
>>69245675
He actually did it the absolute madman
>>69245675
noice
>>69245702
You live in Mexico, why don't you hire an escort?
>>69245705
>No one important
>trump came to washington last may
>>69245697
>you will never play videogames with seph-senpai
>>69245699
/g/, /gif/ and /tv/
>>69245699
/tv/ when Mr. Robot and Westworld are on
>>69245684
Sandperson didn't kill enough.
https://youtu.be/-HTo-DRGhqU
>>69245699
/v/,/vp/
>>69245732
>Mr. Robot
I thought 4chinz hated that show?
>>69245699
/k/ and /vg/ just so I can lurk /gsg/
>>69245732
>Mr. Robot and Westworld
and the biggest pleb in the thread award goes to conway
congrats!
>>69245728
>Dolan Drumpf
>important
not my president
>>69245738
>>69245723
Asco
>>69245706
I would explain, but we both know what I'm talking about, and I'm too lazy to find the post where you admitted you were shitposting
>>69245732
>mr reddit
>>69245752
4chan isn't a monolith
I never watched it but I love this meme
>>69245756
have you been to washington?
>>69245581
We have a restaurant nearby that George Washington ate at but some greedy cuck bought it and changed the name from George Washington manor to Hendricks tavern
>>69245752
>>69245755
>>69245781
Don't be mean, I had nothing else to watch
>>69245767
No spicy escorts?
>>69245768
That wasn't me
>>69245731
Are you actually interested in technology or do you just go there to shitpost apple like me?
>>69245793
he says via the internet
>>69245784
No, but I want to visit it at some point
>>69245783
>4chan isn't a monolith
>>69245755
>>69245781
>>69245793
watch twin peaks for best girl and cozy detective adventures
>>69245787
This is the place now, fuck Hendricks
>>69245811
Could be our resident techmex poster
>>69245783
He kinda looks like a watch dogs 2 character.
>>69245811
I'm studying computer networking so yes, I'm interested in technology.
>tfw BajaChan reminds me of my aunt in the last pic she posted
wew lad
>>69245812
Shut the FUCK up
>>69245824
I will, thanks
>>69245814
>No one important
I guess you are right
>>69245817
>A website of contrarians is unanimous in opinion
kek
>>69245824
Twin Peaks is only good for the waifus
I can't watch it anymore
>>69245847
>>69245839
Tbqh doesn't seem like a particularly uncommon face in Mexico.
>>69245839
SHOW ME
>>69245839
What?
>>69245859
>implying coopers lecture on Tibet and every scene with andy isnt GOLD
>implying the major isnt one of the best characters in the show
>>69245839
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGu2biRJrpI&feature=youtu.be
start a gofund me and get me a stablizer so i can bike around different cities at night for comfy movies
>>69245826
You would think that George Washington being there would be a selling point you want to emphasize tho
My county is basically the first place that America colonized after independence, he was all over this place with forts and stuff, it's really neat
>>69245839
How was christmas with the bro?
>>69245891
thats not the real baja, you nitwit
>>69245849
That's the funny part though, the whole world hates something and 4chinz loves it.
But when the whole world loves something, 4chinz hates it.
Pic semi-related.
>>69245877
It's good but I've seen it too many times, I'm just bored of it
>>69245846
No need to get rustled, bud.
Just make your excuse a decent one like, "i like it".
>>69245884
this one
their eyebrows and eyes are quite similar
>>69245860
wait no I'm saying yo are correct about it because you have not been there yet
Get ZOINK'D jinxlord
*runs away*
>>69245890
It's scary how much history is torn down and replaced without many realizing
>>69245912
baja chan is Asian?
I wanna post my face for ratings but I already know /soc/ won't care and Louisiana will be creepy about it
>>69245896
I'm beginning to suspect you're new-ish although this could be a clever ruse
So I'm just gonna sit here and think ill of you instead
>>69245912
You faggots are having a fit over that?
Desperate.
>>69245912
You're actually Baja Sur, right?
>>69245930
there's a good amount of asians in baja california fyi, so maybe...
>>69245912
>tfw no Mexican gf
>>69245918
oh. I feel dumb now
>>69245910
I just don't know of anything else to watch and Mr. Robot was being posted on /tv/ so I watched that. It was alright
>>69245895
oh
>>69245884
>>69245912
Plain Jane
My female classmates are ten times prettier than that thing
>>69245937
ah yes, forgot about that
>>69245935
just post a pic of that bp
>>69245935
Post it, I want to see
>>69245955
And? no one cares about your classmates
Jimmy Carter literally survived cancer at the age of 91.
How does he do it?
*whispers*
I wonder when BajaChan is going to pay me for all this PR I've been doing for her
>>69245961
thats like 20 times worse
>>69245966
>clack my ass
montana montana I did the thing you like
>>69245935
I remember you posting your face before, you looked like black irish and boyish
>>69245935
just post your legs, they can go in the collection
>>69245935
>So I'm just gonna sit here and think ill of you instead
>>69245966
>How does he do it?
A life of selfless public service and peanut farming
>>69245965
Guess I hit a string
>>69245966
Diet rich in nuts, physically active philanthropy, and the good book
>>69245976
what?
>>69245971
i r8 it an 8/8, m8
>>69245966
Not eating glucose
>>69245944
I want all the gfs heiperboliclie 2bh
So many neato languages and faces
>>69245966
activated almonds
>>69245995
this isn't about you clackers
>>69245971
Post your eyes at least
>>69245955
Requesting proofs from FB.
>>69245966
the secret to immortality lies in peanut farming
What's a good title for an American monarch? I was thinking of burgerwalda (burger + brytenwalda). I need this for reasons.
>>69246010
why do you want to see his eyes?
>>69245993
*struck a chord
Neat that you have a super similar saying, I'm assuming.
>>69246021
...Burger King?
>>69246005
>live in era where having a gf from any cunt/race/ethnicity is the easiest
>be autistic retard
>>69245979
I still am
>>69245981
N oooooooooo
>>69245965
>>69246010
Here
>>69246024
idk, I like looking at eyes
N-not in an autistic way or anything
>>69246021
Heretic, deceiver, etc.
>>69245966
He logrolled his soul when he booted the panama canal
>>69246041
>that non-white slanted eye
We had one of these already this week.
>>69246045
do you want to see mine?
>>69246035
That's brilliant!
>>69246041
Nice garbage quality filth.
>>69246041
I remember you looked like you could be part native american 2bh, wonder if I saved a pic of you...
>>69246057
I don't have a single drop of Asian blood in me!
>>69246041
>brown
Acceptable
>>69246064
Sure
>>69246032
>*struck a chord
Thank you for that, I won't forget it.
made som oc
>>69246074
NO DONT
>>69246071
Blame Nokia
>>69246085
i'll do it from my phone
>>69246078
The last one said "she" was polynesian.
Considering this is West Coast hours not really surprising.
>>69246035
Simple and elegant, I like it.
>>69246052
When Paradox make an EU/40K mashup.
>>69246089
Mexico needs a pitbull
>>69246089
Too offensive
Kill yourself
>>69246088
No worries, bud.
>>69246089
Muy bueno mi amigo.
I am going to have a French gf and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>take a shit
>94 new posts
jesus this general is getting impossible to follow.
How do I get a thicc brown qt gf?
>>69246089
business casual
I like it
>>69246101
I live in South Dakota, I am NOT Asian or Polynesian or whatever
>>69246089
but our shoes are pointier than yours
>>69246095
Lmao I won't, can't seem to find it anyway
>>69246124
We /brit/ now
>>69246127
Natives are Asian, Shitting Bull
>>69246125
i, too, would like this answer.
>>69246125
Planned parentho*d
>>69246125
gib green card
>>69246123
do you know that they don't shave their armpits?
what am I saying, you already know this and prob don't have a problem with that nasty lack of hygiene behavior
>>69246127
>natives
>not Asians
wew
>>69246127
ethiopian
goodnight fellas
>>69246124
guys hes back, stop talking until he leaves again
>>69246157
Goodnight lad
>>69246157
Good night anon.
>>69246155
They aren't completely, 1/3 of their ancestry comes from a common ancestor with europeans that asians dont have
>>69246157
sleep tight
>>69246127
So blackfoot
>>69246140
Phew
>>69246144
>>69246155
>>69246156
Goodness gracious
I've done genetic tests before, all of it is from Europe
>>69246157
Nighty night
>>69246157
sleep well, see ya morrow
>>69246154
Of course I know and you're right I embrace it entirely
New bread
>>69246183
>>69246183
>>69246183
>>69246179
>genetics tests
m8 those are a scam. You blacker than rick james bitch!
>get a 1 min block from posting
>dont even know what it's for
>none of my posts have been deleted
well that was weird
janny's acting up again i guess
>>69246154
lol I bet you shave your armpits nerd
>>69246195
Gotcha motherfucker
>>69246189
>>69246211
>faggot edition
>>69246124
It's because it's finally comfy again tonight after being utterly derailed for a few days.
>>69246176
I think that's only true for certain tribes on the North Eastern part of the America's.