/brit/

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cara.

Maise and Cara are ugly as fuck

Posting in non paki shitskin bread

What a multinational thread!

wish I was a landlord with multiple properties in london

stop posting the alt right frog

>>69239938
need a shoebox like this

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>>69241351

>>69241314

but what if they understand differently from us? what if their senses are different from ours? how do you explain a blind man the concept of colours?

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

thai chicANO

texas here

>he used to post on 4chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7gNvBGPpbg

>>69241371
Mate I'm not being rude but shut the fuck up about this alien shite

We all had a bit of a laugh and a ponder about it for a few posts then moved on but you carried it on and nobody gives even half a shit

Having another beer lads

i have a feeling there's a few rich lads in /brit/

want to go to sleep forever

I'm going to live in London be a rich millionaire and have people killed

>>69241406
*murders you and makes it look like a suicide*

Can't believe I've agreed to pay big money to go to an absolute Deano club for NYE

>>69241372
best m8's ex pinched my arse but didn't act on it out of respect for the lad even though she was fit as fuck.

Then he became a cunt and stopped hanging around with him and regretted it. :/

>>69239957
this

>>69240048
and this

went to a party last week

i'm not into alcohol but i tried pisco with coca cola

tasted like shit

what drinks do you suggest for a beginner

>>69241434
t. runt who was making fun of people doing the exact same thing couple days ago

>>69241371
na

they'll be very similar to us so they'll have the same sense as us, they don't need any other senses

trust me on this

they're exactly the same as us except some minor differences

>>69241459
Vodka and coke 1:3

>>69241478
t. alien

>>69241459
English breakfast

>>69241459
ol' cide

>>69241459
Pisco is alright straight, tastes like a grape brandy (which is what it is)

Try vodka and any juice or soda

>>69241485
will i get drunk quickly or not

>>69241358
is this real?

>>69241434
>Club that's normally £3 entry is £35
>It's mediocre at best

Glad I'm going to a party

>>69241489
someone put tims face on it

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>>69241487
t. THAILAD!

>>69241506
yes

>>69241507
idk

>>69241402
proof

>>69241521
well i guess i will give it a try

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>>69241520

>>69241518
post me a good picture of him looking sweaty and distressed and I will

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me

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>>69241551

>>69241478
ok maybe you're right

>>69241405
business idea: sell onces like this into alien slavery

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>$160 earbuds
>same sound quality as the $30 earpods
>which in turn sounded like $5 earbuds anyway

I'M STAYING UP TILL 11

BIO
OILS

business idea:

reusable christmas trees

>>69241592
Fuck off

how large/big is your head

mine is too tiny/small and i am 180 cm so that's one of the reasons i leave my hair grow

69241592
don't care

business idea:

a computer programm that does my homework for me and lets me play video games as long as i want and that makes my dad shut up

Very enjoyable video on the greatest fighter to ever walk God's green earth

https://streamable.com/bakd

>>69241434
which one

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who here /british/

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>>69241579

I like the Bose earbuds you can pick up at Best Buy for ~$100. There's a marked difference between them and the generics, and the actual earpiece is much more ergonomic than the shitty plug-styled ones which make you listed to the interior sounds of your body.

>>69241626
Laughed at that last part desu

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>>69241611
Sorry is this /cum/?

No I don't think it is.

>>69241537
actually I don't know

>>69241639
LOL

>>69241636
foy

Reckon Charles will go with King Charles III or cop out with one of his middle names like some people say?

Wouldn't mind George VII either tbf

business idea:

specific locations in which undesirables might be concentrated and/or exterminated

>>69241639
got your arsehole licked by other thailad yet?

>>69241649
A King Arthur would be based as fuck desu

thailad?

more like thairorke

>>69241641
a friend of mine told me that vodka is ""sweet"" compared to other types of alcohol

however with le memes i'm quite frightened because i might say something i wouldn't say

>>69241649
He should go with King Arthur desu would be based

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>>69241637
I usually get $30 Sony headphones because they break or get lost too often

I have a really nice pair of bose over-ear headphones though

>>69241653
The Algerian?

Nah, he wants to have a beer at the weekend but I think I might be busy..

>>69241667
>>69241675
i would berry my dick

hi x

business idea:

every year i give out an award to the person that has given me the larges sum of money. promte the award, push it, maybe some rich fucks will fall for the meme.

>>69241667
Don't like the idea of a new regal name 2bh

is it worth getting a USB DAC? or would I need to buy really good headphones to go with it?

Business idea: gay sex acts for money

business idea:

reestablish pepe as a symbol of communism.

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if i visited the UK and started calling people dude how would they respond

name one (1) successful black country

>>69241674
vodka isn't sweet, but if you freeze it it has this almost "creamy" flavour where it feels a little bit thick and very smooth.


try some rum or soemthing which is usually a bit sweeter
especially a white rum.

business idea: kill myself for money

>>69241709
foy

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>>69241676
I have that mouse :3

>>69241712
wolverhampton

>>69241712
moss side

>>69241674
how old are you

business idea:

a successful black country

>>69241684
hello :3

>>69241712
South Africa is doing "alright", worse than it was under whites but it's probably the model African country still

>>69241712
USA

>>69241712
umm there are no "black countries" hun

If you didn't start on 4chan when you were 14 then you are a newshitter

>>69241674
vodka tastes like medicine imo

>>69241712
argentina

TV show idea: Pair Chicago gang members with /brit/ posters, they teach each other

business idea:

Anarcho-Anarchism

>>69241747
t. started posting december 30th 2012

>>69241712
jamaica

>>69241747
FONT

>>69241731
just turned 18 last month

you can drink alcohol at that age here

bloody hell imagine if charles lets william take the throne and then will is crowned as "king arthur"

would be cool ngl

>>69241760
Gang member: "I try n teach dis zozo mofo 'bout gittin' wid bitches but dis fool do NOT wanna lissen."

now the chilean wants to take my place here

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>yfw you realise the nukes improved japan tenfold

>>69241774
how have you never had a drink at the age of 18

thought czechs were supposed to drink a lot

>>69241775
>not King Willy

I thought you lads were good at the bantz?

love this mexican

he's like a narrator

>>69241717
Honestly reckon our only bet is to absolute flood city centres with Eastern Europeans, second generation will feel British and put white British on the census

Otherwise in 50 years it's over

business idea:

a 4chan plugin, that keeps track of the total number of posts i made, the number of (you)s i've gathered, etc

>>69241774
>1998

fucking hell where does the time go

el tejANO

>>69241796
el mexicANO JAJAJAJAJAJA

>>69241781
gang members jeering and mocking /brit/ poster w/ a red bandana: "ayo MAYNE, look at this STRAIGHT muthafukkin' G!"

/brit/ poaster, barely audible: "T-thanks, y-you too"

Reminder that Prince Charles is a bender who was caught sucking off an aide in the palace and also loves Muslims and wants to be defender of the Faiths rather than defender of the faith.

>>69241747
I was 13 I think

mexican, give me a dotted line

>>69241760
"that's right tyquone, when you see the thai flag pop up, you point out the fact that he is a nonce"

>>69241791
>czechs

screeching

unironically vape these days lads
robot fags are the future

member that time prince harry wore a nazi uniform and the media went doopin mental for years

think he'd make a great king desu

think i didnt wipe my arse properly lads

boxers a bit wet

business idea:

make it mandatory for everyone to high-five each other all the time

>>69241820
:^)

>>69241789
should have nuked Germany too

>>69241803
does that make me a nineties kid or not

>>69241760
Episode 2: Tradin' Sob Stories

Gang member: "Did a dime in the state pen."

/brit/ poster: "My flatmates didn't invite me out on Friday, considering suicide"

the royal family are fucking parasites

>"ayo MAYNE, look at this STRAIGHT muthafukkin' G!"

cringing

deano checklist

1. Samurai sword, hung above fireplace in case of return to Bushido law

2. Android smart phone with Greggs Rewards app on homepage

3. Dog named after sportsperson or fictional sportsperson

4. Fantastic array of expensive electronic toys that any middle-class child would kill to play with, ignored for football

5. Digital picture frame showing slideshow of kids, other people’s kids, cars, dog as above, Greg’s stag night inc. nudity

6. Books, but not making a big deal about it

7. Televisions in ratio of 1.2 per room

8. Hand-waxed gleaming Toyota Hilux pick-up truck

9. Paved front lawn so Toyota Hilux can be parked and admired directly outside window

10. Oversized Sports Direct mug

11. Both colours of sauce

12. Ashtray

13. Fancy ashtray for guests

14. Dyson kept openly in hall, because there’s no shame in being clean

15. Two adult children, both driving £30,000 cars

1800s America must've been really interesting

So many first gens

>>69241844
it makes you a fucking child

>>69241760
Episode 3: Dance Party

*Gang member & uni slags twerking*

*/brit/ poster takes notes in spiral notebook*

business idea:

count birds on the street. sell this information to the gouvernment.

durr le cynic 29 year old 4chan poster le where did the time go let me talk about alcohol all the time le you're only 18? literal child!

>>69241859
My family from Ireland

business idea:
use trucks and RUAF airplanes against krauts

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>>69241813
so?
Gay royals are nbd and he's already done his duty for Crown and Country having several kids.

I like him desu, I think it will be good to have an opinionated king

>>69241791
memes aside every alcohol i tried tasted like shit for me

beer, wine, whisky, pisco, cachaça, pipeño and so on

>>69241674
seasoned cunt here

drink jaeger or sambuca
they have pleasant herbal flavours, but they will make you reel, be prepared

for just casual drinking, learn to enjoy beer or high-percentage cider

business idea: piss bucket. bucket that you can piss in and empty later

business idea:

make portuguese an actual language.
like, haha
can u imagine?

*disrespects my father and mother*
problem, christcucks?

Business idea: trade a lifetime of labor for a market wage

>>69241800
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>>69241824
>you will never have aesthetic cheek bones

>>69241829
he also called a paki a paki and achieved /blackgf2016/

reckon he's a /brit/poster desu

business idea:
bomb germany again

>>69241912
virus

enjoy giving thailad your bank details

got chased by a homeless guy on the way home from normie club ama

Business idea: Uber, but for porn. Puber.

business idea:

build a wall around the entirety of mexico.

business idea: a poo chute installed into the wall that feeds directly into the house plumbing so you can poo and piss into the chute in your bedroom wall and it goes away

business idea: gather all business ideas in this theerad and sell them to google

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would unironically let Harry cum inside my arse

business idea:

the mexican gouvernment, but not actually in charge in large parts of mexico

once got followed by a middle aged indian bloke around a park

was very weird

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>>69241951
harry is a god tier royal

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yeah trump and his cabinet are not involved in pedophilia hehe :-)

TV show idea: Sensitive soulful gay AZN thug balances hitmanning w/love and life

>>69241921
tell us what happened lad

>>69241976
got chased

business idea:

a christmas tree, hung upside down lol
that would be random

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Got a haircut for NYE lads

Gonna be pulling all the honeys

>>69241939
seems a bit unusual

the natural conclusion to draw from this is a child molestation ring

t. Sherlock

>>69241965
would be fun to see that fag getting shot by a russian

>>69241939
do the courts know about this? how can they let those people walk free, it's literally so obvious that they're running a paedophile network based in a sweet shop

three years ago i was strolling through the park at night and a drunk old man punched my shoulder

he fainted after that

business idea:

a small group of people,living together in mutual suppport, possibly hereditarily connected.

>>69241981
yea but why?

TV show idea: gogglegoggleboxbox

Like gogglebox but all they watch is gogglebox

@69241912
http://sketchtoy.com/67773253

>>69242022
can you livestream you watching this please

>>69242019
homeless guy wanted my dosh

>>69241939
this is probably just a "fun day" thing that a lot of workplaces do where they have you do something completely different one day of the year

I guess /pol/ just don't have jobs and they're all hopeless NEETs?

Sketchtoy leaf is one of the few good posters these days 2bh

harry is a ginger wanker

This thread fucking sucks

You guys are lame

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the future attorney general having a good talk with hillary clinton.

>>69242027
http://sketchtoy.com/67773256

business idea:

make the homeless people wear santa costumes
that way they're at least nice to look at

business idea: a cheap residence for 30-50 autist tenants that comes with a full time live-in hooker gf

Business idea: 1) Dress up as a creepy clown 2) Walk around in the ghetto at night

>>69242036
in greggs?

business idea: a pill that turns you into a normie

>>69242078
no on a cold middlesbrough street

well i think is time to go lads

i'm going to watch a movie and then sleep

good night everyone

Business idea: Fake Facebook friends to make you look cool and girls jealous

>>69242051
>gimp boy
ah yes

business idea: a pill that turns you into a fat NEET naziboo

oh wait

business idea:

/brit/ but more like /deutsch/

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the future secretary of state giving his opinions at clinton global initiative.....of course he let gays to be members of the scoutboys....that means he is not a pedo hehe

What's poo cleanup like?

Almost tempted to shit in bed because i cant be arsed going to the toilet

>>69242117
why invent a pill
anime already exists

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GOTTA

business idea: have companies like nike sponsor the homeless

Business idea: dose women w/ massive amounts of LSD, fill their rectums w/ tarantulas

business idea:

le monke

>>69242138
wow

need a leaf gf

>>69242138
arr rook same

>>69242150
https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/2pl0br/wiz_on_the_eric_andre_show_imagine_being_that/

shoving my head up my arse lads x

business idea:

crash this thread
with no survivors!

anybody know how to get guacamole out of corduroy?

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future secretary of commerce has good relations with the rothschilds and russian (((5th columnists))).

idea: Posen independence

>>69242155
>>69242150
>>69242143
ah yes

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>have a shower
>put on fresh clobber
>sit down to a film all nice and comfy
>start sweating

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how old do you reckon this barn is

>>69242138
not sure how you obtained this video of my gf

anyone else staying up until 8am for the announcement?

>>69242161
still not sure what I'm suppose to feel when I see pictures like this

>>69242187
all me

business idea:

hardcore chipmunk pornography

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Me

>>69242196
50

>>69242196
5 months

>>69242196
dunno but i reckon it's in yorkshire, ireland or scotland

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roleplaying as Thailad

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future vice president thanking hillary clinton for killing gadaffi and giving support for terrorists :-)
https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/mike-pence-publicly-thanked-hillary-clinton-in-2011-for-her?utm_term=.hqGoGBLPY#.mdbWPJRm8

>>69242196
can't stand these Barratt new builds 2bh

business idea:

continue reding my book

goodnight you filthy island inbred scummy bastards

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idea: Rosen independence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSSaYfTjF7M

waheyyyyyyyyyyyyyy trudeau got bantered by are liz

Business idea: Doctors With Borders

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>when the alcy starts kicking in

business idea: give loans then profit from interest

>>69242237
>>69242130
>>69242065
have you posted these on /pol/ yet?

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future secretary of treasury has good relations with soros and has donated to both democrats and republicans

>>69242226
lancaster desu

>>69242229
Calling the mounties as we speak

>>69242247
trudeau is a fucking faggot

>>69242256
wow ok
i want to gass you now

>>69242245
>people are still making these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPc8sgT18sA

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who else /asiangf2017/ here?

>>69242271
utterly hate lancaster

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future secreatary of transportation having good talk with bill clinton, plus he was secretary of labor under george bush jr presidency

The Mexican is posting but nobody is reading it or cares lol we are enormous America we don't give a fuck about the American cabinet beyond Trump

>>69242288
only approached one (1) asian girl whilst i was at a club, she rejected me

hurt my pirde, honestly, i thought asians were meant to gag for big white dikk

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>>69242288
me

did the good guys win world war 2?

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>>69239938

how much would a pad like that cost in london. 5 million pounds a month?

business idea: ban usury because it is against the teachings of christ

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>we are enormous America

>>69242292
>we are enormous America we don't give a fuck about the American cabinet beyond Trump
you drunk

trump is putting #AMERICAFIRST by saying that he will protect israel and give them more dollars

>>69242300
She's surrounded by white people there though..

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>>69242288
right here senpai, but i'd be fine with any gf

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All the girls on /r/AsiansGoneWild/ have the exact same butt plug, odd case

>>69242300
Asians in Asia gag for white dick
When they're already over here then there's an abundance, they can be afford to be picky.

lads hw can i cleana aaaaaaaa

is trudeau even white? why is the canadian president mexican?

currently spasticated lads

the pain is gone

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future secretary of defense is a crazy warmonger psycho who wants to invade russia

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I love the beach in December

business idea: screens on the backs of toilet doors that display the news of the day

>>69242343
t. paki

>>69242303

who is this oriental tittymonster phamalam

daily reminder there is nothing wrong with justin trudeau or the things he does

>>69242351
I hope they have a war and we don't get involved lol I will vote for corbyn because he doesn't like war

>>69242357
sand looks grim la

i share rorkes views but its so easy to get a rise out of him

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>>69242377
Yeah, no surf, but no people either.

That's the thing boyo

Feeling really lonely tbqh
And doubting the meaning of life

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>the last US president that Liz meets may very well be the reality TV host memester
do you think she'd die disappointed in us?

>He doesn't get to enjoy hot summer days on white sandy beaches in the middle of December
Can't imagine being born in the northern hemisphere, grim place

another year and you'll be happy just one more year and you'll be happy

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https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA#t=64

>>69242331
it's like the cheapest and smallest one

>>69242391
gotta get dat dere white sand in ya my m8

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>>69242391
I like those ones with long flat beaches next to trees

>>69242405
t. butt plug expert

>>69242389
rorke

>>69242396
if she even makes it to January

>>69242401
that must be exhilarating

knowing its wrong and your life could end any second but getting that insane thrill just speeding you on

just ate a whole box of orange matchsticks

feel sick

>>69242387
meme trains

we'll never get those up north

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future Executive Secretary of the National Security Council is another crazy war monger pshyco

>>69242396
Trump will be rude to Liz i guarantee it

Will NOT be happy

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so this is the england i keep hearing about

i have repented my sins

i do not fear death

>>69242414
this is somewhere in cascadia

t. yank expert

>>69242425
I love going fast in my car, even though its not even close to that speed

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>i have repented my sins

>i do not fear death

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Go on home British Soldiers Go on home
Have you got no fucking homes of your own
For 800 years we've fought you without fear
And we will fight you for 800 more

If you stay British Soldiers If you stay
You'll never ever beat the IRA
For the 14 men in Derry
Are the last that you will bury
So Go on home British Soldiers Go on home

>>69242432
Feeling depressed yet?
At least its not soulless i suppose, jus desolate there.
Some parts are unironically nice in summer

>>69242351
he looks like a corpse that's been reanimated for the purposes of covert world domination

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Future president playing golf with his good friend bill clinton

>>69242446
Its oregon i think

>>69242430
>met a LOW ENERGY old British hag today--what a loser!

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>>69242407
Last one of that day

This particular beach is meh, down in Ventura CA.

>>69241855
>Two adult children
I thought Deanos were in their late 20s

>>69242460
why do you care Sweden

I do not fear death.

For I have repented my sins.

My legacy shall live

As I rise to the Heavens.

>>69242428
he makes great cornflakes though

>>69242424
delete this

fed up of hearing about trump everywhere i go

>>69242489
They are
He's a mong

can't have cereal anymore because my acne goes mental

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>>69242370
Vicky Lee

>>69242489
What happens to them after their 20s then?

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look at the time

revised deano checklist

1. Samurai sword, hung above fireplace in case of return to Bushido law

2. Android smart phone with Greggs Rewards app on homepage

3. Dog named after sportsperson or fictional sportsperson

4. Fantastic array of expensive electronic toys that any middle-class child would kill to play with, ignored for football

5. Digital picture frame showing slideshow of kids, other people’s kids, cars, dog as above, Greg’s stag night inc. nudity

6. Books, but not making a big deal about it

7. Televisions in ratio of 1.2 per room

8. Hand-waxed gleaming Toyota Hilux pick-up truck

9. Paved front lawn so Toyota Hilux can be parked and admired directly outside window

10. Oversized Sports Direct mug

11. Both colours of sauce

12. Ashtray

13. Fancy ashtray for guests

14. Dyson kept openly in hall, because there’s no shame in being clean

ZITTO ANIMALE

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>>69242460
So much for Ireland for the Irish stupid fucking retards

Irish """"""""""""""""""""nationalists"""''"'''"'"""''""""'"'''''

>>69242494
I love nationalistic music and it inspired me to copypaste it here. Another great one is "When Johnny comes marching home"

>"YOU KNOW, RICH PEOPLE HATE ME, BECAUSE I AM COMPETING AGAINST THEM, THEY HATE ME
later he appoints rich people at the department of education and labour

>>69242519
They become Waynes (not Waynos, this is a purely Australian phenomenon)

>>69242527
i read that as decklist and thought i was in the shadowverse general on vg and was trying to understand what cards you were referencing for a solid 3 minutes

>>69242519
They're no longer a Deano, Deano is more a phase than an entire life

refugees are literally welcome desu
it's good to help people in need

>>69242527
Ruined it with the Toyota hilux, never seen a deano with one

Stupid choice because it was going so well

>>69242552
ok

VR looks like such a meme

Probably rots your eyes too

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got a problem lads

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the gf

>>69242535
Battle Hymn of the Republic is GOAT
https://youtu.be/p5mmFPyDK_8

>>69242465
it's awesome

>The Ribblehead Viaduct or Batty Moss Viaduct carries the Settle-Carlisle Railway across Batty Moss in the valley of the River Ribble at Ribblehead, in North Yorkshire, England.

literally could not speak that sentence out loud. it was too confusing

>>69242571
fuck off yank

>>69242564
>Expecting any of the non-/diy/ runts to understand this

>tfw you realize thailad was sent into exile for his crimes

>>69242563
its dead now too
sony has basically stopped making games for it and no other company cares.

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>>69242559
you have to be cold about this, there are too many, we need to preserve the british essence of britain or surely invite misery into our lives

>>69242564
is the red thing a water pipe that's glowing hot?

>>69242574
NORTH YORKSHIRE MENTIONED

WHIIIIIIIIITE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
WHITE ROOOOOOOOOSE
WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE